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Lang Xianping retreated like this, which was really unexpected by Li Jing and Aoi Kongzi.

However, with this old demon's temperament, the two of them were not so naïve as to think that this matter was over.

After such a toss, the two of them lost all interest, and when they saw that it was almost dark, they also set off and returned.

Sora Aoi glanced at Li Jing and said, "You acted like a man just now." ”

Li Jing said: "I'm not afraid of things, but I don't like people to cause trouble for me casually." After a pause, he said, "Be careful, Old Devil Lang may not be able to endure this breath." ”

"What can he do with me?" Aoi snorted proudly, and then a charming smile bloomed on her pretty face, and a pair of big eyes bent like a crescent moon to look at Li Jing and said: "Of course, if it is Tang Sang, whatever you want, I will be happy to cooperate." ”

Rao is Li Jing knew that this little oriental demon female personality was open and bold in her words, and she still felt unbearable, so she coughed a few times subconsciously, turned her face and said, "I think you are more cute when you are still serious." ”

Sora Aoi giggled, like a pair of jade rabbits trembling in front of her chest, ignoring the staring eyes of the boatmen and fishermen resting on the bank of the river, she suddenly jumped on a sudden and towering river stone, opened her arms towards the turbulent and rushing river, raised her pure face, and a pair of bright eyes flickered like stars in the night, and shouted loudly: "I like Tang Sang, I want to-"

Li Jing was taken aback, grabbed behind Sora Aoi, covered her cherry mouth, and said slightly angrily: "Are you crazy?!"

Leng Buding Aoi Sorako's youthful and energetic delicate body fell into his arms, and the cherry lips kissed in the palm of his hand like fire.

Li Jing hurriedly withdrew his hand and took three steps back, and said, "If you still want me to treat you as a friend, you are not allowed to play such pranks in the future." ”

Sora Aoi turned around, spat out his lilac tongue at him, and chuckled: "Where did that drunken and suave San Langjun go?"

Li Jing said with a straight face: "I'm going back." He floated down the river stone and walked north along the river.

Sora Aoi looked at Li Jingjun's upright and slightly melancholy back, a smile gradually appeared on the corner of his lips, and suddenly greeted in a coquettish voice: "Tang Sang, wait for me." I'm afraid of the dark ......" Qianying chased after him.

She didn't realize that in the cabin of a cargo ship moored on the river at this moment, there was a woman who was gritting her teeth and staring at her murderously, and said violently: "Shameless little goblin, dare to seduce my junior...... Stinky boy, let me go - the old lady is going to beat her face into honeycomb coal!"

Behind her, Diao Xiaosi hugged her waist and shouted, "My good grandmother, the little couple are flirting and scolding, what kind of vinegar do you eat?"

The woman walked vigorously towards the hatch as she scolded angrily, "Fart, how can my junior get mixed up with the little goblin of the Secret Moon Demon Sect?"

Diao Xiaosi was involuntarily dragged forward, and when he saw that he was about to arrive at the hatch, he was in a hurry to spread his legs and clamp her pair of calves tightly, and said, "In the future, if there is a Dharma King of the Secret Moon Demon Sect as your nephew and daughter-in-law, and you give birth to a little mixed blood, it will also be very popular?"

"Pull the wind, I think you're looking for a pump!" The woman's legs taught Diao Xiaosi to clamp and not take a step, and said angrily: "Can you let go?"

Diao Xiaosi insisted that Qingshan would not relax, and said ruthlessly: "I won't let me go, if you have the ability, you can take two steps to show Lao Tzu?"

The woman sneered: "Really the old lady can't cure you?!

Diao Xiaosi hung behind her dumbfounded, sat down on the deck and said, "Dead old woman, they are all about to be the first seven, can't you stop a little?"

The woman's hand, which had already touched the hatch, stopped, turned around and said, "What did you just say?"

Diao Xiaosi immediately retreated, hid under the belly of the table, and shouted: "I only say good things once, and they will be invalid when they expire!"

The woman approached, suddenly raised her hand to lift the table, and stared down at Diao Xiaosi thoughtfully.

Diao Xiaosi was cold all over his body, and he said inwardly: "Don't forget, what flows in your body is Lao Tzu's blood!"

The woman didn't hear it, and said with a smile: "Yes, I'm a dead man now, and I'm about to turn seven, how can I show up casually? Xiaosi, thanks to your reminder, how can I reward you? Say, what do you want the most?"

Diao Xiaosi took a breath, got up from the ground and said: "I-poor people are alone, and if they are rich, they have a group of wives and concubines, and it would be better if there was a group of beautiful, smart, obedient and cost-free maids." ”

"That's all you want?" the woman shook her head, "Not much." ”

Diao Xiaosi smiled slightly and said: "Those who are content are always happy." ”

"Okay, let's settle the account first. The smile on the woman's face faded in vain, and she said with a frost: "Who dragged the old lady and deliberately let go of the old demon of Yinshan? Who held me to eat tofu? Who connived at that little goblin to have bad intentions towards my little three, and who scolded me for being a dead old woman?"

Diao Xiaosi immediately stared at the cabin with wide eyes and said: "Who is so bold to dare to treat Tang Taijun like this? There is a kind of standing up for Lao Tzu to bubble, I thank you for your whole family!"

Tang Taijun approached Diao Xiaosi step by step, and said hesitantly: "No need, the old lady will thank your whole family first!"

Diao Xiaosi shouted: "Taijun, don't be haste, you must be haste, be patient......"

Tang Taijun stood still and said, "Promise me one thing." ”

Diao Xiaosi said happily: "It turns out that you have something to ask me." Straight to the point, why do you beat around the bush? I love helping people the most. ”

Tang Taijun said: "Recognize me as a mother." ”

"No problem," Diao Xiaosi agreed casually without thinking, suddenly jumped up from the chair, and said dumbfounded: "What...... Mom?!"

Tang Taijun snorted in his nose and said, "What, do you have an opinion?"

Diao Xiaosi scratched his head, recalling that he was the fourth uncle of Wan'er in a completely unconscious state, but he was almost killed by this little girl's resentment. Now that Tang Taijun is unwilling to be lonely, he actually came to Mao Sui to recommend himself, which will directly lead to the righteous annihilation of Tang's second grandmother, and shoot herself to death with a stick!

Looking at Tang Taijun's unkind eyes, he swallowed his saliva and said, "It's not okay, Li Jing and I are good brothers, that ......"

Tang Taijun sneered: "What, haven't you already called that old woman 'Mom'?

Diao Xiaosi suddenly realized and said, "High, it's really high! Taijun, you can't think of such a creative idea!"

Tang Taijun said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, do you agree?"

Diao Xiaosi had a bottom in his heart, and said unhurriedly: "The grandson can pretend, but the mother can't recognize it." What's more, I'm a family man, and this kind of big thing must be done with the nod of my wife. ”

Tang Taijun smiled and said: "I can't see it, you will also be afraid of your wife?"

Diao Xiaosi boasted: "I don't know which of my wives Taijun is asking? My eldest wife is now on Penglai Immortal Island, the second wife went to Mobei to find her parents, and the third wife is the one who has been asleep in the car." As for the concubine, the girl in the room can't be counted, and she has to take out the roster every day before going to bed......"

Seeing Tang Taijun's eyebrows slowly raised, he hurriedly said, "These wives of mine are all your daughters-in-law." If you want to be Lao Tzu's godmother, you can't die without help!"

Tang Taijun laughed, and said disapprerovitically: "Isn't it just to save your sister, let's call 'Mom'." ”

"Your mother!" Diao Xiaosi scolded in his stomach, thinking of Tang Xuesheng's heavenly jasper pillar, and then recalling the decision of Princess Jincheng when she exploded Zhenyuan, and finally said stubbornly: "One hand over people, the other hand to call Mom." There is no credit for both the money and the goods!"

Tang Taijun said: "That's it, the old lady is not uncommon for a day or two." But you have to be careful tonight, don't go wrong, that's the first time my mother has done the first seven, dare to mess up, and turn around and kill you!"

"Let your heart be one hundred and twenty. I am the reincarnation of Sun Wu, possessed by Kong Ming. But don't be upset, too, Taijun. Even if tonight's first seven are yellow, I promise that you will have a more beautiful and grand first seven in the near future!"

"Die!" Tang Taijun scolded angrily: "Come here, let me dress you up, and stay for a while so that you can blend into the Ghost Country Divine Palace." ”

She set the table up again, and then pulled something out of the cuffs, what rouge, gouache, eyebrow pencil cinnabar, everything was fragrant.

The more Diao Xiaosi looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong, and couldn't help asking, "What are you going to dress me up like?"

Tang Taijun opened the box in the cabin, took out a water-colored Luo skirt from it, compared it to his body, and said, "Yes, it's quite suitable." ”

Diao Xiaosi glanced at the gorgeous Luo skirt, then looked down at himself, and said with a big scalp: "You...... You want me to pretend to be a woman?"

"That's a slut, to be exact. Tang Taijun corrected: "And you must laugh at the city, and then laugh at the country - it's a pity that a handsome face like you doesn't pretend to be a beauty." ”

"Don't do it, Lao Tzu's plan didn't say that!" Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Believe it or not, I will become your brother Ning first?"

Tang Taijun squinted his eyes and looked at Diao Xiaosi, and actually smiled and said, "Very good, very good." One day I tricked Brother Qi out, and you pretended to be him to go home, anyway, you know where the bed is......"

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but stand on end, hurriedly collected his work, and praised with a long breath: "Poison, it's really too poisonous, worthy of being the Taijun of the Tang Sect." How can there be a strange existence like you in heaven and earth, and it is always open and undefeated and enduring? Could it be that God has a cold and diarrhea, and he accidentally beats you into the world and can't bear to ask again?"

Tang Taijun smiled but did not answer, admired the Luo skirt in his hand, and praised: "This skirt is so beautiful......"

Diao Xiaosi said in his heart that women love Gu Ying and self-pity, if they are determined to rectify people, they can't hide from it horizontally and vertically, and immediately said ruthlessly: "Lao Tzu birdman and eunuch have pretended, and you are afraid of pretending to be a woman?"