Chapter 670: The Crazy Man and the Resentful Girl (I)
Recently, Zeng Haoyue felt that she was getting more and more depressed, holding a raging fire in her body but nowhere to vent.
In the eyes of outsiders, he successfully sat on the throne of the city lord of the Arctic Immortal City by quelling the rebellion, and by the way, he also killed several uncles and uncles and **** stepmothers and bastard brothers who were not raised by a mother, and he was undoubtedly full of pride.
However, where can they understand the bitterness of an adult man who is extremely normal physically and psychologically, but does not know the taste of flesh for three months?
After the originally delicate wife woke up from a serious injury, she was blessed by misfortune, and the female power went against the sky and killed all sides, and even Yang Lianting, the owner of Fire Python Island, easily won it, so that Zeng Haoyue was overjoyed and thought that there was an extra pie that fell from the sky in her arms.
Now he sadly realizes that it is never a good thing for his wife to be too powerful. As for some embarrassing things, I really can't say it, and the Qingqing I once had is gone, leaving only a lonely sleepless sleep, and I can't help but want to drill into a dog hole when I see it.
What is the difference between a successful man in his prime and a eunuch living like this?
Every time she thought of this, Zeng Haoyue couldn't help but burst into tears and secretly felt sad.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, he thought about it and finally made up his mind to have a good talk with his wife - such a flower looks like the moon and the country is fragrant, but it can be seen or not, what is this not a tyrannical thing?
After turning around outside the door for ninety-nine and eighty-one turns, Zeng Haoyue finally turned her heart sideways and rushed into the Heavenly Pavilion through gritted teeth.
This is the place where the essence of the ghost qi is the richest and purest in the entire Arctic Immortal City, and it is also the best place for the city lords of the past generations to retreat and retreat. As soon as Diao Xiaosi entered the city lord's mansion, he immediately took a fancy to this feng shui treasure, so he unceremoniously took it for himself, and practiced talismans all day long.
There is no intention to plant flowers and flowers, and there is no intention to plant willows and willows. Diao Xiaosi never dreamed that this move would win everyone's heartfelt support. Now within a radius of thousands of miles in the Arctic Fairy City, both men and women, young and old, all praise the new city lord and lady for their talent and appearance, which is unparalleled in the world.
Especially Zeng Ruoyong, Xiang Bu and others, the most worried thing is that the city lord's wife is too strong, arrogant and arrogant to listen to the government, but the result turns out that it is purely unfounded, and at the moment, everyone admires Diao Xiaosi's wisdom, open-mindedness, gentleness, and grace, and admiration, and secretly rejoices that Zeng Haoyue married a rare good wife and mother.
At this moment, the dead fat man was standing behind his virtuous wife, looking at the slender and concave and delicate figure, cooing and spitting, and whispering: "Wife......"
Diao Xiaosi concentrated on tinkering with his precious immortal talisman, and didn't reply without replying: "If you have something to say, let it go!"
As soon as the dead fat man heard Diao Xiaosi's voice, the little pride and ambition that he had finally mustered up suddenly leaked most of his ambition, and he asked tremblingly: "Is your injury healed?" I deliberately went around the treasure house, chose a thousand-year-old water endive, and turned it back to boil it into medicinal food to nourish your body, okay?"
Diao Xiao didn't raise his head, and refused: "No, don't bother me if you don't have anything, I haven't seen the old ...... Is my mother very busy?"
"Oh. The dead fat man nodded stupidly, and walked out the door sullenly. After taking a few steps, he was unwilling, his eyes turned wildly, and he suddenly moved, and tiptoed around in front of Diao Xiaosi.
I saw him take off his clothes, revealing Bai Huahua's fat body, wearing only a pair of pants and standing majestically in the room, his hands crossed like a spatula slowly passed through his chest, and then went straight down to his lower abdomen, his face was full of spring as if he was drunk, and from time to time there were one or two moans of joy in his mouth, and his two eyes secretly glanced at Diao Xiaosi, always paying attention to his reaction.
Sure enough, Diao Xiaosi raised his head and looked at him curiously.
The dead fat man was in high spirits, his hands were crossed between his hips, and his bucket-like thick waist danced in the wind, three on the left and three on the right, seven in the front and eight in the back.
Diao Xiaosi sat up straight with a straight face and said, "Are you sick?"
The dead fat man was so tired that he twisted his body harder, and said, "Wife, I want to sleep." ”
Diao Xiaosi said impatiently: "You sleep with you, **** birds, don't dangle in front of the old lady." ”
The dead fat man's face stiffened, and he said, "I want to sleep with you." ”
"Click!" Diao Xiaosi shuddered, and the talisman in his hand fell on the table.
The dead fat man thought that Diao Xiaosi didn't understand, so he raised his voice and said, "I want you to sleep with me!"
"Get out!" Diao Xiaosi jumped up and scolded: "I will accompany you to escape, I will accompany you to fight, and now I have to sleep with you - you treat my wife as a third escort?"
The dead fat man couldn't help but feel weak for a while when he saw Diao Xiaosi angry, but thinking of his happy life in the future, he simply put on a posture of a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and said: "My wife sleeps with me, it's right!"
"Your mother!" Diao Xiaosi casually grabbed an unused piece of Baoyu and Orchid on the table, thought about it and put it down gently, and said angrily: "Didn't you go shopping **** to find beautiful women?"
The dead fat man only thought that Diao Xiaosi was testing himself, and he was righteous and loyal: "Yesterday's various things are like yesterday's death." I Zeng Haoyue swore to the sky in the name of my father and mother, I have no two hearts for you from the beginning to the end in this life, three from the four virtues and five sons to the branch, if I break my promise, I will wave a knife from the palace!"
Diao Xiaosi didn't expect the dead fat man to make such a vicious oath, goosebumps straightened all over his body, and a stream of cool air rose up along his backbone, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Brother, you spare me." I really don't have the habit of accompanying men ****. ”
The dead fat man stared at him in surprise and said nervously, "Wife, are you ...... This is a disease, and it must be cured!"
Diao Xiaosi sighed faintly: "Fatty, I haven't dared to say, in fact, I-"
He paused, gritted his teeth and said willingly: "I'm the same as you, I only like beautiful women, is this the same as what heroes see?"
The dead fat man stared blankly at Diao Xiaosi, and the cold hairs on his body stood up involuntarily, and he fled to the outside of the Crane Heaven Pavilion with a strange scream.
He stumbled to the door, almost crashing headfirst into Xiang's arms.
Xiang Xiang quickly grabbed Zeng Haoyue with his eyes, and when he saw that he was almost completely naked, he couldn't help but be stunned and said, "City Lord, what happened, you are so panicked?"
The dead fat man was shocked, subconsciously looked back at Diao Xiaosi, and stammered, "I...... It's fine. ”
Zeng Ruoyong stood behind Xiang Bu and said with a solemn expression: "City Lord, something is very wrong. ”
The dead fat man was stunned and said, "You ...... I also think something is wrong with this, and there must be something strange in it. ”
Xiang Bu bowed his head and said: "This matter is not trivial, we must be cautious to find out the truth, but it is not appropriate to publicize it to the outside world before the truth is revealed, so as not to cause panic in the city." ”
Rao is dead fat man is thick-skinned, and he can't help but have hot cheeks, and he said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this matter must not be made public, otherwise the face of this city lord will be lost!"
Zeng Ruoyong said happily: "Since you think so too, we will quickly solve the problem and bring him to justice!"
The dead fat man was shocked and said, "You guys are going to ...... Killers?"
Zeng Ruoyong replied: "For the long-term peace and stability of the Arctic Immortal City, we must cut the grass and eradicate the roots before the matter leaks!"
The dead fat man shook his head like a drum and said, "What are you kidding, you don't know how powerful she is." ”
Xiang Bu said angrily: "There are 300 dead soldiers under the old man's command, so why are you afraid of death?
The dead fat man gasped and said, "Xiang Xianzun, are you really good?"
Xiang nodded and said, "Only in this way can we keep the city safe." Otherwise, if the news spreads, won't people laugh at us for being greedy for life and afraid of death?"
The dead fat man cried and said, "But I really can't do this to her!"
Zeng Ruoyong persuaded: "You don't need the city lord to take action personally, as long as you invite your wife, we can completely solve this matter without knowing it." ”
The dead fat man struggled: "No, although she ...... She's sick, but she's skin-to-skin with me. One day husband and wife, I will never allow you to do anything to her!"
Xiang Bu showed a strange look on his face, and said, "City Lord, you are actually with this demon...... Have you ever had a skin-to-skin kiss?!"
The dead fat man said in shame: "Xiang Xianzun, you dare to say that she is a demon again, be careful that the city lord turns his face and does not recognize people!"
Zeng Ruoyong stared at the dead fat man in a daze, the expression on his face didn't know whether to regret or indignation, and said with a wry smile: "City Lord, you have committed such an appalling evil deed, are you worthy of the ancestors of the Arctic Immortal City, and worthy of the gentle, virtuous, and virtuous Fairy Yao who shares weal and woe?" It is a peach-faced spider king who is murderous and bloodthirsty, and you are ashamed to ******** it, it is really disappointing!"
The dead fat man said angrily: "Fart, where am I appalling and shameless, I am married to Ming Media...... Hmm? What did you just say - the Peach-Faced Spider King?"
Xiang Bu said: "Yes, it is the Peach-faced Spider King!"
"Wrong, wrong!" the dead fat man finally understood, and couldn't help but laugh.
Zeng Ruoyong saw that the dead fat man was shameless and laughed, and his heart became more and more angry, and said: "City Lord, I don't think this matter is funny. ”
The dead fat man barely held back his laughter, blushed and said, "Fourth uncle, I thought what you just said was my wife." ”
Zeng Ruoyong was dumbfounded and said, "Madam, what's wrong with Madam?"
The dead fat man covered his stomach and waved his hand, "Tell me first, what is the matter with the Peach-Faced Spider King?"
Xiang Buwu was a little puzzled, and said uneasily: "City Lord, do you have any ...... with the Peach-Faced Spider King?"
"No!" the dead fat man glared categorically, "Whoever mentions this again, I will not finish with him!"
Xiang Shishi was relieved and said with a sigh of relief: "That's good, we made a mistake." ”
At that moment, he and Zeng Ruoyong originally said what they intended to do, but the dead fat man couldn't laugh anymore when he heard half of it, turned his head and ran back to the Heavenly Pavilion, shouting as he ran: "Wife, something is wrong!"