"Get up!" begins with this battlefield-like voice.

"I'm up. The little fairy shrank back and said lazily.

Master's eyes widened: "It's okay to lie motionless in the bed?" The fairy finally opened half of his eyes: "The concept of getting up is actually not as you understand, it refers to ......", when the master who had long been unable to control himself went down with a sledgehammer, and spit out: "I said that I hate you the most for playing tricks." In the fairy's deformed eyes, except for the stars, only the word "violence" was seen.

But the author wants to say that his master is actually not a thug, I remember that when the fairy was young, his master also loved him as a flesh and blood, only to blame the fairy for being born with a tongue that can say the living to death, and when he was ten years old, he had already depressed his master for a few minutes, and the author remembers that one of the zuihou battles went through as follows:

It was a hot afternoon, and the master and apprentice sat in the shade to rest after the two strokes. His master chatted with him, and somehow asked, "Fairy, what are you practicing martial arts for?"

The fairy was stunned for a moment, and looked at his master for ten seconds without speaking.

The master was secretly shocked in his heart, and suddenly felt that the disciple in front of him was no longer a child, would his question be too abrupt, or would his next answer predict the fate of his future life, and his heart suddenly rose a little nervous and expectant.

After thinking for a moment, the little fairy's eyes revealed a strange look, got up and raised his head, and looked up to the sky: "The disciple practices martial arts in order to fight the world, roar the world, live in Liuhe, crisscross the four seas without fear, fight bravely and dare to be the first, and have no regrets in his life, he is the husband." ”

As soon as the words came out, his master immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and felt very relieved in his heart, only to feel that having this disciple in his life could also be called unyielding, so he said, "Really?"

"Fake. The little fairy replied happily.

The master smiled bitterly and lamented that he had fallen for this kid again, but his master still wanted to open it very much, so he smiled and asked, "What about it?"

"I'm not afraid of being flattened in a fight, no one dares to care if I make a mistake, I don't subdue the king's law in the mixed world, and I am rampant in the world. ”

His master's blood pressure swished up, sweat broke out on his forehead, and his voice changed: "Really?"

"It's still fake. ”

His master had the urge to vomit blood, and he suppressed anger in his heart and said, "Boy, I'll give you this chance again?"

The little fairy didn't pay any attention to his master's feelings and said, "Master, in fact, I practiced martial arts completely to make you happy!"

His master knocked him to the ground with a violent date: "You are still here." ”

"It's real this time!"

"You're addicted to, aren't you?"

After that, I tried to teach violence for the first time.

The first thing he did when he got up was to wash his face, but the fairy felt that washing his face was too boring, so he took a bath instead. Flying to the waterfall in the back mountain, the water in the air was biting cold, but the fairy felt that this was the most refreshing. When he was tired, the fairy took off his clothes, went ashore to make a fire, and roasted comfortably. You ask the gender of the fairy, remember that the master said...... Anyway, it doesn't matter, the citizens of the city in the sky: one, you don't have to go to the toilet (the reason will be explained later), and two, you don't have to get married. I don't know Weishenme, God's health is very good, but the elders explicitly prohibit marriage, if you especially want to be with someone, the number of formalities required will make you staggered. Third, it is a fairy man and woman are very handsome, and there is no difference. To sum up the above three points, the gods - is a group of people who are not divided between men and women (the author Khan).

Comfortable enough, put on warm clothes, and run back like a fly—Master is already waiting for the fire in the martial arts training ground. Speaking of the fairy's master, he is one of the three most famous martial arts halls outside Huayun Capital - Qidao Heguan, the hall owner and sect head, Yuan Tianzhen (just call the old man, this is the title that appeared after N violent teachings. ）。 The museum is located on the north side of Huayun City, covering an area of ...... Forget it, anyway, it's just a tiled house, a thatched house, two opposite houses, two playgrounds around the house, one black and one white, looking down from the air, exactly what Tai Chi looks like.

"Master, morning. ”

The old man smiled grimly: "Morning." The fairy immediately dropped a drop of sweat. The old man's hand behind his back foreshadowed a dangerous atmosphere that could simply be described as unpredictable.

"Master, today is a special practice! I'm going to get the props. The fairy ran away without waiting for the old man to make a move. Whew, I felt a gust of wind blowing in the martial arts field, and the old man had already flashed in front of the fairy, and said with a smile: "No need." The fairy felt that what she had heard was this: tribulation had come.

"Master Riki is here," shouted the fairy, pointing to one place in a random manner. "Where, where?" the old man immediately looked around, suddenly realized that he had been deceived, and turned around to find that the fairy had disappeared without knowing it.

In fact, the fairy used Master Lishu Xuannu to distract the master's attention no less than fifty times, but the old man was fooled. Speaking of Riki Gennu, she is the owner of another famous martial arts hall, the Shinshin Aikikan, but she only brought a female apprentice. It's not as good as the fairy master, he took me and my little sister, an eight-year-old girl, the one who lives in a grass hut. And the fairy's current position is the safest in the world - under the bed of the little junior sister.

"Come out, don't look like a man at all. ”

The fairy smiled and said, "Yes, I know you are proud to be like a man's wife." "The little junior sister, Shuling, immediately ran away like a rampage, conjuring a sledgehammer and smashing it. The fairy suddenly burst out of the other end of the bed and rolled out of the window. It's a mouthful of trouble again. Looking back, the little girl is fierce, not cute at all, but ...... She's really admirable. She drowned in the river for saving others, and because of her inner sublimation, she was allowed to stay in the No. 3 Divine Domain, that is, she was a soul made of clay and wood slag. Living alone in such a big house, most of the furniture is taller and bigger than her, and she is in charge of life alone (neither the patriarch nor the fairy) is amazing!

landed on the ground, and was about to run wildly, but ...... I feel the wind behind me. Turning his head, an old man of terrible form. At the same time, I heard a knock on the door, and a terrifying little sister appeared.

"Division...... , you're not...... Say...... Not entering...... Small...... Small...... Target...... Fang ......" "Well, yes, so ......" The old man pinched his beard very calmly, "So I've been waiting for you for a while." "The fairy immediately wanted to cry, she shouldn't offend the little sister!

I only heard the two of them shouting: "Sevenfold Double Hammer Killing Method~~~~~~!"

The fairy became a kite with a short line, but it flew from the ground to the air......

……

As soon as the fairy came, he began the punishment of combining Lao Tzu's preaching and devil training. While the little junior sister was reciting the dogma, the master took out the stakes in the fire system, the wild fire, and attacked the fairy indiscriminately. One of the fairy's masteries: the light shield formed by the "Seven Paths Enchantment Body" has long been as hot as an iron-paved stove, and you can know how the fairy in the light mask feels when you think about it. Moreover, it has lasted too long, and the dodge ability has dropped to a very low level. Whew, the old man flew up like the wind. "Shuling, get out of the way" The little girl flew back and stepped back. "Wait a minute," the fairy shouted, "you don't want to ?......" "Fire is a master, and the god of fire appears." The patriarch immediately covered a ball of fire and hung high in the air, and the sevenfold martial arts hall was also illuminated. Then, the fireball swooped down and became a pillar of fire, and the ferocious momentum pulled the flame straight.

The fairy was too late to cry, and only thought in his heart: Is it going to death again this time?

Boom, the pillar of fire turned into a hemisphere again, and the flames swam to the ground. The stone pavement separating the two playgrounds was instantly unformed. The tiled house in the two rooms was a little better, but the thatch on the thatched house was completely blown away before it was lit.

~~~~~~ for a long time

At least the fairy thought it was a long time before the flames burned out, leaving behind everything that had been destroyed and the heat. The little sister rushed over and tried to pick up the fairy who fell to the ground, but the fairy didn't move. There was a very big and hot pit next to him, and the old man looked at the big pit and said strangely: "How could it be missed?!"

Later, the fairy still couldn't move, so he let him lie alone in the field. Shuling brought seven or eight scarecrows, pasted a talisman on each of them, and several scarecrows moved up and obediently went to clean up the debris of the battlefield.

The fairy lay on the ground, and the scarecrow swept the floor right next to him. At first, the fairy felt that he was miserable, and after a while he thought that there were more people who were more miserable than himself, and that his body could not move, so he should be basking in the sun! After a while, he fell asleep, as if he were sleeping in bed.

After an hour or so, the fairy woke up, and his body was able to move. I really want to thank God for his absorption ability (absorption capacity: As God's most ordinary ability, the body can continuously absorb energy and trace elements in the air, and according to its own condition, it can change the speed of absorption and the type of absorption, so God can go without eating for a long time, and of course there is no need to go to the toilet). It's just that the water in the body has been too dry, and the skin is still gray and yellow, and I am so thirsty.

Go get some water, hey...... I still can't stand up, do I have to crawl? Why don't I ask Shuling to help? …… Seriously considering. …… Forget it, let's crawl and go!

The fairy thought wildly for a while, completely unaware that Shuling was behind him, "Fourteen-year-old, it's still so useless." The fairy was stunned for a moment, and then said as if he was very angry: "First, I am twelve years old; Do you hear that?!" turned around and found that Shuling was holding a water bowl, and couldn't help but be stunned.

"Drink!" Shuling handed over the bowl of water, and the fairy's heart was hot, and she raised her head and drank wildly, but immediately squirted out more water! "People are thinking about your injuries. "It's better to think about my future. ”

When ~~~~~~ fairy immediately returned to the post-war physique.

Looking at the eight-year-old Shuling who walked away in a hurry, the fairy couldn't help but sigh: "If I knew today, I wouldn't have asked the old man to take you in!"

Whew, there was a gust of wind behind him, "Who is the old man?"

……

Later, the fairy lay in the playground for a day and a half before he could get up.