Volume 1 Chapter 17 Hillbilly
Everyone turned their heads and looked at it, and they were all stunned immediately......
I saw that the belt behind Li Xiubin was full of some green vines and weeds, which were all there just now, what was going on?
"What's wrong?" Li Xiubin turned his head and saw that the Yunjin Baihua robe was lined like a beggar's suit, and he suddenly had a complicated feeling of shock, anger and annoyance, and shouted: "What is that!?"
Who did it!? How could you not notice it!
Everyone didn't dare to answer his question casually, Guo Denggao and Mo stopped talking with the wind, Su Weizi turned her eyes slightly away and didn't look, and those who didn't want Li Xiubin wanted to laugh. Lu Ying thought that he asked what kind of herbs it was, and he wanted to show it with a little medicinal knowledge, so he hurriedly replied: "Li Gongzi, that one is 'horse shit amaranth', that one is 'chicken shit vine'......" are all kinds of shit, seeing that Li Xiubin's face is becoming more and more ugly, she woke up and realized that the names of these medicines are indecent, so she quickly shut up and didn't continue.
A rough man who had just come in passed by, and when he saw this, he immediately laughed heroically and said, "I also recognize one, oh, that one is a 'shit flower'!"
Li Xiubin's face was red and black for a while, and he finally couldn't help but stare at Xie Lingyun......
"Please forgive Brother Li, Poor Dao just wanted to prove his inference, so he played a clumsy little trick. Xie Lingyun clenched his fists rudely and said loudly: "The point is that Brother Li didn't notice my actions. ”
"Ha Lu Ha. Li Xiubin laughed dryly a few times, in order to suppress the anger that was about to explode, and said with a smile: "That can only show that Li is stupid, and cannot explain other things." ”
What the hell am I talking about!? As soon as he said this, he became even more annoyed, and pulled the herbs down with his backhand, and when he touched it, he emitted a foul smell.
The warehouse was sealed and crowded, of course everyone smelled it, and the rough man complained even more: "It stinks." ”
It really stinks, Xie Lingyun pinched his nose lightly, and said: "Actually, this matter is also simple, just call the guards on the night of the crime and ask about it." ”
Li Xiubin was so angry that he trembled a little, even if he was in the capital, how could he have suffered such humiliation......
Everyone had different thoughts, and when they saw Xie Ke angering Li Gongzi, Guo Denggao and others were happy, but they were also very surprised, when did Xie Ke understand this little trick? Li Gongzi is a person in the late stage of his own realm of sexual skill cultivation and the middle stage of the realm of life and martial arts, and he will be played like this by Bai Ding, shouldn't it......
In any case, the investigation continues. Several of the guards who kept vigil that night were outside, and they had been questioned many times before, but this time they were called again, but it was Xie Lingyun who was in charge of the trial.
He didn't ask them about any suspicious movements that night, but if they had lost their minds for a while, thinking as if nothing had happened, but something was wrong.
The three middle-aged guards thought hard, they were just a martial artist in the late stage of the foundation building realm, and when this errand was also in the old age, they didn't think that there would be an accident. There was really no movement that night, but when asked like this, Captain Chen remembered something and said in surprise: "Yes, yes, yes! I thought I wouldn't be distracted if I didn't have a, so I didn't pay attention. Little Daoist Xie, are you saying this is the suspicious place?"
The other two guards nodded in agreement.
"Hmm. Combined with all the clues, Xie Lingyun had a conclusion in his heart, and said: "It seems that the thieves in this case are indispensable fox spirits, who are not only the main criminals but also accomplices, and it was they who cast spells to confuse the minds of Captain Chen and several people, and took advantage of that moment to steal the tax pill with an invisible wooden cart." ”
The case seemed to be moving more and more in the direction that Xie Ke said, and everyone was puzzled, incredulous, and faintly had to agree......
"Ha Lu Ha!" Li Xiubin suddenly laughed, breaking their slightly objective state of mind, and asked with a smile: "Xie Daoyou, these are all your guesses, but what evidence is there?"
Lao Xi's existence cannot be revealed, Xie Lingyun shook his head and said, "There is no evidence." Li Xiubin snorted coldly: "That's empty talk." Xie Lingyun asked rhetorically: "Then what evidence does Brother Li say about Tianshun?" Li Xiubin was speechless for a moment, and the anger in his eyes continued to ignite.
"Since it's all speculation......" At this time, Mo Suifeng suddenly interjected, and with a sinister smile, he suggested: "Senior Sister Su, you have always been smart, why don't you make a judgment?"
Su Weizi was stunned when she heard this, and her apricot eyes widened, naturally she was extremely reluctant to be involved.
Xie Lingyun looked at her, although he didn't say a word, he couldn't help but have a trace of expectation in his heart, junior sister, don't say it's unreasonable, now like this, will you still support me......
"Vichy, it's okay for you to be straightforward. Li Xiubin suppressed his voice and anger.
"I think ......" Under the gaze of everyone, Su Weizi pondered for a few moments, then slightly opened her lips, revealed her bright teeth, and said lightly: "I think that under the same lack of real evidence, what Li Gongzi said is more common sense and more likely to happen, and although what Brother Xie Dao said is also possible, it is too sensational, and I don't know how brilliant a spell can be." ”
Everyone heard it, Mo snorted with the wind, and Lu Ying also showed an excited smile.
Doesn't this mean that Li Gongzi is from a big family in the capital, and he is well-informed; you are just grandstanding, in fact, you haven't even seen a set of exercises, so don't know how to pretend to understand.
Li Xiubin also smiled and glared at Xie Lingyun ostentatiously. Guo Denggao on the side sneered: "Senior Sister Su is right, this can't be blamed on Xie Ke, he doesn't understand, the old man in Nanyang can't teach him anything." ”
"Old man Nanyang?" Li Xiubin vaguely had an impression, Jinling, Chaotian Palace, Nanyang, it seems that he had heard of this person somewhere...... Thinking of it, when he listened to Dr. Cha tell interesting stories about the world in the teahouse, he had a strange expression on his face that wanted to laugh and held back his laughter, and said: "Is it that Nanyangzi who cultivated evil tricks without merit and refined himself? Xie Ke is his apprentice? No wonder no wonder ......?"
At the moment, Guo Denggao, Mo Suifeng and others are laughing unscrupulously, the old man of Nanyang is really the laughing stock of the world!
Looking at the stupid faces of these people, Xie Lingyun clenched his fists, and then looked at Su Weizi who opened her eyes and said nonsense, although she didn't laugh together, she had an indifferent face, unmoved, and guilty! The master used to regard her as his own daughter, so he loved her so much, and bought a string of rock sugar gourds on the street, and their brothers and sisters only had gluttony, and they all gave it to the little junior sister, and now she ......
Under his angry gaze, Su Weizi's expression finally changed a little, but it was just ...... What is that? pity? Pity to think he's a dirt bun? What the hell!
"Then go on here and look at the rooftops! ”
Xie Lingyun turned around and left coldly, the results of the investigation of this trip have been obtained, it is just a waste of time to entangle with these bastards, their thinking is wrong, what else can they find out? It is better to go back to the mountain and ask Lao Xi, if you know where there are fox fairies in the Jinling area of Ludao.
After taking a few steps, he suddenly turned around and said to them who were smiling even more happily: "Oh yes, Li Xiubi, don't lose those horse shit amaranth, eating it can cure diarrhea, I see that you keep farting, it must be a bad stomach." With that, he strode away.
"This thank-you guest will be a joke. Lu Ying snorted disdainfully, of course she thought it was Xie Lingyun farting.
Everyone had no intention of leaving, this was not the place he should have come! Su Weizi's demeanor and demeanor also returned to nature, falling like a fairy out of the dust.
Only Li Xiubin sniffed the stench that could not dissipate, and listened to the scolding of a few rough men not far away, "It turns out that someone farted", the anger in his heart is getting bigger and bigger, and the shame of being played is even more like adding fuel to the fire...... He looked at Xie Lingyun's back, and a killing intent flashed in his eyes, this hillbilly, I can't spare you......
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After leaving the Daolu Division, Xie Lingyun walked around the willow river in the city for a long time, and saw no trace of the fox fairy who attacked Lao Xi, so he went back to Yecheng Mountain. When I returned to the foot of the mountain, it was almost dusk in the afternoon, but I heard a fierce noise in the distance, and I saw a large number of people gathered inside and outside the mountain gate.
When he saw clearly that the Taoist priests outside the mountain gate were optimistic people, and there were a few servants of the yamen, his eyes immediately turned red and he ran quickly. The bounty list was posted for less than two days, and the Taoist pawn seller was only the day before yesterday, and the one-month deadline was far from coming, so these people were in a hurry to take the opportunity to bully the door!
This morning, Nanyangzi had already taken most of the people to Daohua Village, and there were only some people on the mountain, such as Uncle Lead and Mercury, Hengbao, etc., and there was nothing to do in the morning, but not long before the afternoon, a group of more than 20 people suddenly came.
As soon as they came, they urged Chaotian Palace to hand over the remade tax pill quickly, and said that their Guan Master, Tian Chengzi, as the protector of Jinling, had the responsibility to supervise the progress of this matter, and the victims in the north were waiting.
Moreover, the government, the Daolu Division, and the vast majority of Jinling Taoist temples led by Shen Optimism unanimously ruled that if Chaotian Palace could not pay the tax pill this time, it would be punished for major dereliction of duty, not only should the specifications be reduced to a small view, but also because the mountain gate was too withered, so it was not worthy of occupying the blessed land of Yecheng Mountain, and it should be handed over to the future Zhongguan, which will be promoted to a grand view, and Chaotian Palace would be moved to other places.
For this statement, several yacha gave confirmation, and then they had to break up the mountain, saying that they were going to see those Taoist palaces, so that they could prepare for the relocation, and they were obviously going to humiliate Chaotian Palace.
How could they be willing to let others make trouble, so the two groups quarreled here at the mountain gate.
"This is our house, you are not allowed to go up, you are not allowed!!" Hanbao opened his hands indignantly, and his immature face was swollen red.
Uncle Lead and Mercury walked around to intercept, and shouted in a trembling voice: "Don't deceive people too much, I, I have the fate of the Dao Fetal Realm, and you just build the foundation realm...... Don't force me to make a move!" Uncle Naughty Sky was rarely present, and was pointing at their noses and scolding: "You, you young people, your temperament is too bad! Don't you all practice sexual skills? I'm really worried about you!" The pig Dao man not far away opened his mouth and snorted, and it seemed that he couldn't stand it anymore.
"Two dead old ghosts, what are you talking about, you have the ability to beat us!" God's optimistic Taoists were not only not afraid at all, but shouted one after another.
Who doesn't know that the lead and mercury of the Dao are notoriously weak, and they have not learned the powerful exercises; the stubborn void is even more a waste, what can they fight? What's more, as long as they dare to beat people in broad daylight now, they will dare to tear down the mountain gate of Chaotian Palace tonight if they are optimistic!
"Little bastard, go away!" was a little annoyed by the stop, and with the intention of making trouble, a young man in his twenties actually stepped forward to push the child Heng Bao who was only up to his waist.
"Stop!!"
Just as Uncle Lead and Mercury were panicking, a thunderous shout suddenly came, drinking everyone at the mountain gate!
Everyone looked ahead, and saw a young man in white walking majestically with fiery eyes.
"Ake!", "Senior Brother!", "Yunshuidao People!", "Woooo......oo
As soon as they saw him, everyone shouted, Hengbao ran up, and Uncle Lead and Mercury was about to cry, and they hurriedly told the whole story.