Chapter 107: Little Tiger is banned
Shen Yi is not that kind of sex-beast, so he has no objection to abstinence.
But Shen Yi only made an agreement with He Lan two days ago to hand over the public grain, and after the last time Chu Rong was finished, He Lan didn't trust Shen Yi even more.
If you say to He Lan at this time, my wife, I want to abstain.
Will He Lan believe it?
And Shen Yi couldn't say to He Lan that I wanted to build a foundation, so I had to abstain.
It's not that Shen Yi wants to deliberately hide that he wants to cultivate immortals, but if Shen Yi is afraid that He Lan's twenty-seven years of scientific outlook will instantly collapse and cause harm to her, Chu Rong has already been hurt once, and he doesn't want He Lan to come again.
Therefore, Shangguan Ruyun said that the individual diplomacy is worthy of something, it is not good at all.
Because He Lan is not a woman who can't stand it if she doesn't enjoy caresses for a day, the most important thing for Shen Yi now is to convince her that he is really abstinent, and he is abstinent for her.
Shen thought about it for a long time, and didn't return home until after eight o'clock in the evening.
When I returned home, I saw He Lan cooking, stir-fried two dishes, mapo tofu and dried fried beans, and a pot of rice.
For He Lan's cooking, Shen Yi didn't dare to compliment.
When He Lan saw Shen Yi coming back, he said with a smile: "Husband, I'm back, come and taste the dishes I made." ”
"Ah, this, what, my stomach hurts, I'm going to the bathroom. Shen Yi said while holding his stomach.
He Lan sat down with a rub, pouting a cow, threw chopsticks on the table, and said: "I know that my cooking is not delicious, but when I was in the capital, I was learning well, so I learned these two dishes, you still don't appreciate it, hum." ”
Seeing that He Lan was angry, and knew that she was secretly learning to cook, Shen Yi couldn't help but be a little moved, this woman who likes to bully herself the most on the surface is actually always selfless and good to herself.
Shen Yi sat opposite her and said with a smile: "I used to have a stomachache, but it is amazing to smell the food made by my wife so fragrant that it doesn't hurt." ”
He Lan burst into tears and smiled, and patted Shen Yiyi: "I hate it, try this mapo tofu and see if it's delicious, I've studied hard for a month." ”
Shen Yi looked at the mapo tofu on the plate, it looked like it was full of color, flavor and smell, so he pinched a big bite and put it in his mouth, Shen Yi felt ......
He looked at Shen Yi with blue eyes and said, "How is it, husband, is it delicious?"
Shen Yi swallowed hard and said, "Hey, why do I suddenly feel a stomachache, I'll go to the toilet." ”
Shen Yi always thought that cooking was actually very simple, but now, Shen Yi realized that cooking also requires talent, Shen Yi believed that He Lan must have practiced hard for a month, but her mapo tofu really didn't dare to compliment, because she made mapo tofu into a dry tofu flower.
He Lan saw that Shen Yi saw the wind and steered, pouting and glaring at Shen Yi, Shen Yi was helpless, so he had to restrain his frivolous look, picked up his chopsticks and said, "Okay, can I eat?"
He Lan said: "Is it really unpalatable?"
Shen Yiyan said insincerely: "This, this, it's not very delicious." ”
Seeing that Shen Yi said insincerely, He Lan directly picked up a dish and threw it away in a fit of anger, and then said to Shen Yi: "If you teach me to cook, I don't believe that I can't learn." ”
Shen Yi waited for this sentence, he also went to cook a dish of mapo tofu like He Lan, which was fragrant and smooth, and it was comfortable to eat. It's a pity that after He Lan tasted it, she decided to do it according to Shen Yi's method, but it was still not delicious when she made it, but there was some progress, at least it was not a dry fried tofu flower.
Shen Yiha said with a smile: "The most important thing is progress, the most important thing is progress, wife, you take your time." ”
The angry He Lan threw down the stir-fry spoon, picked up the frying pan and was about to learn from the red wolf to beat Shen Yi, the big bad wolf.
After eating, He Lan went to take a bath, Shen Yi was lucky for two days, and when He Lan came out, Shen Yi originally wanted to say to her What I want to say to her The idea that I want to abstain from sex tonight was suddenly left behind.
What a temptation!
I saw He Lan standing at the door wet all over, her elegant carcass naked, only a pair of plastic slippers on her feet. What erotic underwear temptation is floating clouds, the most beautiful carcass does not need any clothes to decorate, this kind of natural carving and beauty, not ordinary people can understand.
On top of that, she's wet, absolutely wet-body-seductive.
Fortunately, Shen Yi had already practiced, and if he had stayed before, Shen Yi would have had a nosebleed.
He Lan walked up to Shen Yi generously and said, "Husband, where is my bath towel." ”
"I ...... I don't know what to do. Shen Yiqiang held back the restlessness of his body and said, he told himself in his heart that this was only temporary, as long as he practiced quickly, he would be able to fly with beautiful women, double fly!
He Lan bent down to look for a bath towel in the bedside table, Shen Yi looked at the two white rabbits trembling with He Lan's body close at hand, and told himself in his heart that these are all floating clouds, for floating clouds, brother is a cultivator, and the white rabbit or something, they are all floating clouds. Hey, why did her white rabbit grow up again? Could it be secondary development?
Shen Yi couldn't help it, and as soon as he turned over, he pressed He Lan's beautiful carcass under him, and opened his mouth to hold a red cherry.
He Lan snorted, and scolded: "What are you doing, I haven't wiped it clean yet." ”
Shen Yiyi: "Why did you dry it, it still has to be wet anyway." ”
He Lan didn't speak, hugged Shen Yi's head, and let Shen Yi bury his head in the two towering mountains and rivers.
You can't blame Shen for not being able to hold it, but the enemy is too huge.
That's more than 34D!
Shen Yima slipped off the clothes on his body, and without saying a word, he was about to go into battle with a gun, ready to smash the enemy Huanglong, but at this moment, Shen Yi suddenly felt a numb in his lower back, and then the whole person fell on He Lan's body, He Lan looked at Shen Yiyi with a red face: "What's wrong?"
Shen Yi shook his head and said, "It's nothing, it's just a sudden pain in the back of the back." ”
He Lan leaned down with both hands and said in surprise: "Oh, why can't you?"
When He Lan said this, Shen Yi reacted, and when he looked down, he saw that the original big tiger had turned into a little tiger cub, and he had lost the majestic and majestic aura just now. Seeing this scene, Shen Yi was taken aback, what was going on?
He Lan looked at Shen Yi, stroked the little tiger cub twice, and said, "Shen Yi, did I ask for too much that day and broke your body?"
Shen Yi shook his head, and cold sweat broke out all over his body.
This is absolutely impossible, he suddenly felt a numbness in his lower back, and suddenly it became like this, He Lan looked at Shen Yi and said, "I'll try it for you with my mouth." ”
Shen nodded, and He Lan shrank down.
Usually, Shen Yi was gently teased by He Lan, and he was able to go into battle with a gun, which made He Lan crazy, but today, let He Lan have a lotus tongue, Shen Yi didn't move at all.
This time, Shen Yi was really in a cold sweat.
This Nima has not yet started to abstain, and he has become impotent.
Seeing that Shen Yi was stunned, He Lan got into Shen Yi's arms and said softly: "Okay, I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow, don't worry, just don't go to the First Affiliated Hospital." ”
She prefers love to sex and loves this person.
Shen Yi hugged He Lan in his arms, and his heart went up and down, thinking that he must go to Shangguan Ruyun tomorrow to ask clearly, if this Nima is like this in the future, even if he cultivates to Da Luo Jin Immortal, it will be useless. He didn't want to live a life of sexual bliss.
Early the next morning, He Lan asked Shen Yi to go to the hospital, but Shen Yi sneaked away.
When I got to Shangguan Ruyun, I asked directly what was going on.
After Shangguan Ruyun heard this, he was also taken aback and asked, "Suddenly, my back is numb?"
Shen Yi's jaw head.
Shangguan Ruyun reached Shen Yi's waist with one hand, stroked it and said, "It's strange, you haven't been blocked here." ”
"Huh, what's going on?" Shen Yi was about to cry.
Shangguan Ruyun said: "I'll go check the information first, you wait a minute." ”
Shen Yi was speechless, but Shangguan Ruyun went to check the information, and he received a call from He Lan, in which He Lan cried directly, and asked Shen Yi where he was, don't think about doing stupid things, she is not good, and she shouldn't persecute Shen Yi so willfully.
Shen Yi heard He Lan crying so sadly, and hurriedly said to Shangguan Ruyun and returned home.
As soon as he opened the door, He Lan hugged Shen Yi and said with tears in her eyes: "It's all my fault, I shouldn't be so persecutive for you, I shouldn't be so willful, husband, you beat me, scold me, it's all my fault." ”
She didn't sleep well at all last night, she thought that it must have been that day when she asked for it seven times in one night to cause Shen Yi's body to go wrong, originally she wanted to take Shen Yi to the hospital, but Shen Yi disappeared, she went to the Internet to check about the problem of men's psychology, but was frightened and cried by the appalling stories on the Internet, so she called Shen Yi.
Shen Yi hurriedly hugged her and said, "It's not your fault, really." ”
He Lan cried extremely sadly, hugged Shen Yi tightly, and said: "Husband, don't worry, I will never leave you, I will always be your He Lan, let's go to the doctor, forget it if we don't see it well, we will be happy for a lifetime." ”
Shen Yi's nose was sour, and he hugged her tightly, thinking that he knew that this was that bastard who made it bad, and he would definitely not spare this bastard.
As a result, at this time, Shen Yi received a call from Shangguan Ruyun.
Shangguan Ruyun said succinctly: "I found out, this is a spell that can suppress people's sexual-desire instincts. ”
"Huh?" Shen Yi was taken aback.
Shangguan Ruyun said: "In other words, this is a spell that someone released to you. ”
Shen Yi clenched his fists, his eyes were red, and he said viciously: "If I know who Lu Dao is, I will definitely kill her." ”
Shangguan Ruyun said: "This kind of spell is not common, it is only recorded in an ancient book, there are not many people who can use it now, and most cultivators are abstinent, so it is not clear who cast the spell, but I can help you solve it." ”
"Really?" Shen Yi was overjoyed.
Before Shangguan Ruyun could speak, Shen Yi suddenly felt something prick his waist, and his whole person was dizzy, and the phone fell to the ground.