At dinner, Gu Yutang was alone at a table, his face was gloomy, and naturally no one deliberately touched his moldy head, and they were all far away from him.

Hong Yu came late every time because he had to practice. But the firehead always kept food for him. Hong Yu carried half a bucket of rice, a large pot of vegetables, and chopsticks in his mouth, sat opposite Gu Yutang with a bang, put down the wooden barrel and vegetable bowl, and began to arrange the chopsticks.

Hong Yu stretched out his chopsticks in front of him: "Xiao Gu, you come and help me count, how many are these?"

"Bang!" Gu Yutang slapped on the table, shaking things on the table: "Who are you calling Xiao Gu?"

Hong Yu didn't react at all, the chopsticks were still stretched out in front of Gu Yutang, and his smile didn't change a little: "Xiao Gu, you come and help me count, how many are these?"

Gu Yutang was about to explode, and with a snap, two hands broke a piece of the edge of the table!

"Who the hell are you calling Xiao Gu?"

"Xiao Gu, you can help me count, how many are these?"

Gu Yutang knew that he was arguing like this, this bastard didn't know how many times he had to call himself Xiao Gu, so many soldiers around him were watching, and let him shout a few more times, I am afraid that in the future, everyone would "affectionately" call himself Xiao Gu for the rest of his life. There was a lot of anger in his chest, but he didn't think it was worth fighting this shameless fool now.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Three!"

Hong Yu suddenly said: "Three, haha!"

Gu Yutang finally couldn't hold back any longer, rubbed it and ran over the table, and grabbed it at Hong Yu's neck: "You bastard, tell me clearly, what do you mean!"

Hong Yu took a step to the side lightly, and the difference was a fraction of a second, which made Gu Yutang's grasp come to naught.

"Do you really want me to say it?" Hong Yu looked at him with a look of "I'm for your good", Gu Yutang slapped the table and roared: "Say!"

"Do you really want me to say it?"

"Say!"

"Do you really want me to say it?"

"Say!" Gu Yutang was about to go crazy in anger, Hong Yu inexplicably asked three times in a row! After three times, Gu Yutang was really about to explode, but Hong Yu immediately said loudly: "You are a three-hit man!"

It was almost time to cast a totem thunder sound, and the voice was loud and loud to overpower the voices of everyone in the entire cafeteria, ensuring that everyone could hear it clearly.

"What?" Someone next to him didn't understand, and subconsciously asked, this time Hong Yu was very talkative, and immediately shouted loudly again: "Gu Yutang is a three-shot man!"

Although the person next to him was not Lao Ning, he was really funny, and when he patted his head, his voice was also loud, and he sighed eternally:

"Ahh

The soldiers of the entire canteen understood, almost in unison:

"Ahh

"Haha!"

Gu Yutang's face was flushed, and Hong Yu innocently stretched out three fingers: "You forced me to say it." ”

Gu Yutang was so dizzy that he was so angry that Hong Yu was still hinting to him, you have beaten me three times and three times.

He finally calmed down a little, and suddenly became suspicious: How did Hong Yu know about this kind of thing?

Gu Yutang has had a crush on a big girl beside his mother since he was a child, this kind of big girl is not simply a subordinate, but a talent cultivated by the family and in charge of her own affairs.

Not only is her appearance quite good, but her temperament is also extraordinary, plus she has taken care of Gu Yutang since she was a child, and Gu Yutang has always been obsessed with her.

Half a year ago, Gu Yutang finally couldn't help but ask for the body of the big girl who was eight years older than him, but for the first time in his life, he was with his dream lover, and the other party was already that kind of ripe peach, Gu Yutang's shameful three strokes were discharged!

Even the old lady of Gu Yutang doesn't know about this, how did Hong Yu know?

Gu Yutang was puzzled by this question, and he forgot to defend it for a while. By the time he reacted, the entire cafeteria was already laughing.

"It turned out to be a silver-like pewter head, so useless. ”

"Haha, three times, which is the pewter gun head, it is clearly a papier-mâché mallet. ”

"That's a wonderful statement, and it's going to go inside!"

"Ahh

Gu Yutang's old face was like a boiled crab, he jumped up and roared angrily: "Nonsense! It's all nonsense!"

Hong Yu said slowly: "You guys understand now, weishenme I am good at comparing three fingers, Xiao Gu will be like thunder, right?"

The whole cafeteria understood, and said in unison: "Ahhh

Gu Yutang was mad: "I said, don't call me Xiao Gu!"

Hong Yu pretended to meditate for a while, and slapped his face: "Haha, Gu San!"

Gu Yutang hid his face and fled. In my life, I have never felt such a serious sense of frustration.

He had already run out, and he heard shouting in the cafeteria, "Ahhh

Then came Hong Yu's voice: "I want to criticize you, it's not neat." Listen to me, never once, pay attention to the rhythm!"

Gu Yutang was about to cry.

......

Gu Yutang this night, his head was covered in the quilt, his ears were plugged with cotton, and he could still hear the ridicule of the soldiers outside. He gritted his teeth with hatred for Hong Yu, and he was tricked by Hong Yu, but he always believed that this defeat was not a mistake.

As long as you seize the opportunity and let Hong Yu face off with yourself, Hong Yu will only lose this one!

Hong Yu didn't expect that at a glance the skill could see what was so instantaneous, the first time he saw Gu Yutang, such a message came out at a glance. It made him cry and laugh a little.

If in the future, what you need is the information on the enemy's combat power, and the information on the combat power of the bed that comes out as a result, who will you go to reason with?

This matter spread quickly, from the canteen to the entire Hushan camp, to Zuihou even Qiao Yuanchen knew about it, it took less than half an hour.

As a result, everyone thought it was too much fun, it was time to rest, and most of the people had not yet slept, and were grabbed by several of the night patrol sentries and beaten with sticks.

When Hong Yu was about to fall asleep, Hong Shen and Qiao Yuanchen came to him: "Hong Shuai has ordered, you have to cultivate now, and prepare a quiet room for you." ”

Hong Yu's heart is soft, the old man has been strict in governing the army all his life, and he has never been specialized. Don't look at it as just a small quiet room, for grandpa, this kind of thing that violates his life principles is definitely an order that makes him very awkward and sad.

Qiao Yuanchen saw Hong Yu's expression, patted his back lightly but didn't say anything.