123 Wukong haunts Yao Chi
Just when Shan Yuan was just sitting down, he heard a shout coming from the end of eating: "Old official of the Jade Emperor, why didn't you invite my grandson to come when you reopened the peach conference, and now that my grandson has become a Buddha, will you still make trouble." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a monkey wearing a robe appear in the Yao Pond. If this robe is draped on other people, it does give people a solemn feeling, but how awkward it looks when draped on this monkey makes people think of an idiom - Mu monkey and crown.
When the Da Luo Jin Immortals saw this monkey, they couldn't help but think in their hearts: "Why is this unlucky monkey here?" But today I can't tolerate your presumptuousness, if you are here to disturb the peach event, the face of these many people will be lost." Besides, if it wasn't for your Buddhist saint last time, how could Haotian allow you to be presumptuous.
When Sun Wukong came to Yaochi, he first said to the Jade Emperor: "I haven't seen the old official for many years, and you are still so stingy." Lao Sun won't make trouble for you at this time, why don't you invite Lao Sun to come to the Pan Tao Conference?"
After speaking, without waiting for the Jade Emperor to answer, he walked to the side of the Buddhist gate. He said to Shakyamuni Nyorai and the eleventh salute: "Fight to defeat the Buddha and see the Buddha." ”
Shakyamuni also made the eleven salutes and said, "There is no need to bow too much. Then Sun Wukong exchanged salutes with several other Buddhas. Then he came to the Daomen side and saluted Zhenyuan Daxian and said, "Big brother and my grandson are polite." ”
The reason why Sun Wukong called Zhenyuan Daxian so much is because during the journey to the west, Sun Wukong pushed the ginseng fruit tree of Zhenyuanzi. Later, he rescued Zhen Yuanzi, who was a pure person and never wanted to cause more trouble. There is also Hongyun's calculation, and he wants to take advantage of the monstrous luck of Buddhism to transfer it to himself. Otherwise, how could Sun Wukong push the ginseng fruit tree.
Sun Wukong thought that Zhen Yuanzi was really because of it. He saved the ginseng fruit tree before he bowed to himself.
When Sun Wukong was talking to Nazhen Yuanzi, Shan Yuan couldn't help laughing, seeing Sun Wukong's current appearance, it was far from the monkey head who was not afraid of heaven and earth that he thought in his later life. There is also the time when Sun Wukong played the Buddha number.
After Sun Wukong and Zhen Yuanzi met the ceremony. Hearing Shan Yuan sitting there laughing, he couldn't help but say angrily: "My old grandson is also a vast friend in the Three Realms, but I never know who you are?
Hearing what this Monkey King said, countless powers pursed their lips and snickered, that Confucius is the doppelganger of Shanyuan. Confucianism is very particular about gifts, and you, the monkey, are the leader of Confucianism and only say that people don't understand etiquette, which is obviously a slap in the face of Confucianism, and it is even more hatred.
Several people standing behind Confucius glared angrily, if it weren't for the peach event, they really wanted to go and theorize what etiquette was.
Ao Yunkun, who was behind Shan Yuan, was furious when he heard this, and scolded: "Presumptuous! You monkey head is actually making a big fuss here, and Teacher Ru has never taught you to respect your elders?" Ao Yunkun was already unhappy with the monkey, and couldn't help but say angrily.
Lei Zhenzi, who started it, also snorted dissatisfiedly. Lu Wu, who came out of West Kunlun by borrowing the temple of the earth god today, was grateful to Shan Yuan, and couldn't help but sneer at Sun Wukong: "Could it be that Daoist friends know what etiquette they are? When Daoyou entered the Dragon Palace, broke into the underworld, and made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, did you know the number of etiquette?
Sun Wukong was furious when he heard that someone below said bad things about him, and he was about to soar. suddenly remembered that he had just said that he would not make trouble, but if he hit someone at this time, he would have broken his promise. and he held back his anger. This monkey is tyrannical, but it has a benefit. That is, as long as he says what he says, he will never break his word, and he can be regarded as a person of faith.
Yamamoto raised his hand to stop Lu Wu, who was about to continue talking, and said to Lu Wu with a smile, "Thank you, Daoyou." ”
Then Shan Yuan looked at Sun Wukong with a smile and said: "I don't say anything about what etiquette you are discussing today, I just want to ask you, I have no opinion on the great power of the heavens here, why do you have an opinion?"
Sun Wukong said: "If you can beat me, you can barely sit in this position even if you have some ability." ”
Yamamoto smiled and asked, "Oh, what are you capable of? ”
Sun Wukong said proudly: "I have seventy-two changes, and I can change at will, and no one knows it." ”
Shan Yuan said: "People don't know it, didn't Yang Jian, the true monarch of Huaguo Mountain, see your changes?"
Sun Wukong's face turned red and said: "Okay! This is not counted, I have cultivated a golden body in Buddhism for 10,000 years, and it is not bad." ”
Shan Yuan was addicted to teasing the monkey, and then said: "Whether it is the Dao Gate or the Buddha Gate here, it is nothing if the body does not damage you. ”
Sun Wukong heard the words and was about to speak when he heard Shan Yuan say: "But I heard that you somersault clouds fly extremely fast, right?"
The Monkey King couldn't help but say proudly: "If these three realms are about speed, my old grandson will definitely not be able to lose." Are you going to be able to compete with me?"
Shan Yuan shook his head, then stretched out his left hand and said to Sun Wukong with a wicked smile: "If you can turn over the palm of my hand, you will win." ”
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, and there was a thought in their heads: "This monkey is going to soar." And Haotian, who was sitting on the upper hand, looked at Sun Wukong with a funny face and thought: "This monkey is going to suffer." You have a master to take care of, that Shanyuan is better than you, and people also have a master, so why be afraid of you. ”
Seeing this, Shakyamuni thought, "Oh no, this monkey is going to get into trouble again." "What is my junior brother, Sakyamuni is still very clear, if you talk about what else, but this monkey is the apprentice of the Buddha's mother, then Shan Yuan must find a lesson, to avenge the revenge of the Ten Thousand Immortal Array, his junior brother was looking for something from the beginning, so as to find an opportunity to start. Thinking of this, Sakyamuni couldn't help but prepare to stop it, and felt that a huge immortal aura suddenly pressed on him, mostly because he ignored it, although he couldn't hurt himself, but it was inevitable that he would make a fool of himself. He could only stop and turn to dissolve this immortal qi, and then glanced deeply at the Xuandu Grand Mage.
The Xuandu Archmage smiled slightly, raised the wine glass, and toasted a glass of wine to Sakyamuni Rulai, at this time, Sakyamuni Rulai was still angry, but he forgot to respond, and when he noticed it, the Xuandu Archmage had already drunk the wine in the cup.
Shakyamuni thought bitterly in his heart: "This Xuandu Archmage has always been a calamity for countless years, and he is really powerful, and he has easily dissolved this cause and effect. ”
It's a long story, in fact, this is only a moment, and it was blocked by the Xuandu Grand Master when Shakyamuni was blocked.
Sun Wukong was already very angry, and he was suppressed by Sakyamuni for 500 years. is the most embarrassing thing about himself. Although he is now a Buddha, this matter is still the most embarrassing thing for him.
I saw Sun Wukong take out an embroidery needle from his ear, and Sun Wukong held it in his hand, Sun Wukong shook his hand, and the embroidery needle became an eyebrow-raising stick, officially Sun Wukong's famous weapon of the Three Realms - Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, that is, the Dinghai God Needle Iron used by King Xia Yu to measure the depth of the water.
After Sun Wukong took out the weapon, he pointed at Shan Yuan and said: "As the saying goes, scolding people does not reveal their shortcomings. Hitting people doesn't slap them in the face. You bull nose deceives people too much. After saying that, he waved his stick and hit Yamamoto.
I only heard Yamamoto say, "What a noisy monkey." Then he waved his hand, only to see a big hand appear in mid-air, pinching Sun Wukong in his hand, Sun Wukong's eight or nine golden body has been practiced to a very high level, and it is already King Kong is not bad. But when he was pinched by this big hand, he couldn't help but let out a miserable scream.
Shakyamuni Rulai hurriedly said: "Please also ask the junior brother, go around Wukong's life." “
"Senior brother's order, junior brother dare not disrespect. After Shan Yuan finished speaking, his fingers flicked lightly, and Sun Wukong suddenly flew out of Yaochi.
On the throne, Haotian watched Sun Wukong eat deflated and was beaten away by Shan Yuan. Suddenly, the joy in my heart, my heart was depressed by the last time Sun Wukong beat the Heavenly Palace, but it was half of it.
The more he thought about it, the happier he felt in his heart, but he couldn't help but smile on his face. The immortal Buddha in the Yao Pond saw the smile on Haotian's face and thought, "The Jade Emperor is happy this time, but the Buddha Gate is gloomy." ”