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Li Yuanba said happily: "Let go, rest assured, protect, guarantee to run, can't run him." As he spoke, he handed the silver ticket to the eldest grandson Wuji and said, "Small--jealous, jealous, give it to you-as pocket money." ”

"It's a little taboo, not a fucking little cock!" The eldest grandson Wuji glanced at the silver ticket, and said with disdain: "This amount of silver ticket, this son has always used it to wipe his mouth." ”

Diao Xiaosi looked at Qingcheng with bitterness and hatred, and his heart was extremely sad.

70,000 taels of silver tickets, which was an astronomical amount that I couldn't have imagined more than half a year ago. How many graves do you have to dig and how much soil do you have to dig to earn it? It's just the child's pocket money, a sissy mouth wipe!

But who makes one of the people in the family the second generation of officials and the other the second generation of rich? They all say that people who cultivate immortals have no desires and no desires, Diao Xiaosi can see it today, it is because they are so rich that they have long lost interest in money and have lost their feelings for beautiful women, so they are full to torture their nerves and play with their bodies!

At this moment, Diao Xiaosi knew that he couldn't fall behind in front of Qingcheng Shuangbei no matter what, and said proudly: "If you don't return the paper to Lao Tzu, you can use it in the thatched house." ”

Li Yuanba's triangular eyes swept and saw the Praetorian Guards following him, so he beckoned to the officer in the lead and said, "Lao Wang, this-take the money, go and share it with the brothers!"

Lao Wang, the fourth sister in the family, he is the fifth, and suddenly had a feeling of being stunned by happiness, and said in disbelief: "Really?"

Li Yuanba didn't say a word, completely ignored Diao Xiaosi, whose eyes were as sharp as knives, and threw 70,000 taels of silver tickets to Wang Lao Wu.

Wang Lao Wu couldn't help but burst into tears when he held the huge silver ticket that flew in his hand, looked back at a guard and said: "Brothers, I, Wang Lao Wu, have lived for so many years, and I have never taken so much money at one time!

The guards were overjoyed, and they all patted Li Yuanba's ass, and they all felt that this lord was really a good commander who loved soldiers like a son, except for talking a little bit and eating a little too much.

Diao Xiaosi was extremely depressed, obviously Lao Tzu took all the effort to "talk" down the silver ticket, obviously it was Lao Tzu who took out the silver ticket in his hand, why did these guys only be grateful to that foodie, but completely ignored their own existence?

In a fit of rage, he put aside Li Yuanba and the eldest grandson Wuji, and went to Wenxianglou to find Li Jing and Hongfu.

In the past few days since I came back from Jinyang, I have been busy with everything, and I have not had time to visit the door, and I am going to leave Chang'an City for a while, so I have to discuss some things with Li Jing.

When Diao Xiaosi arrived, Li Jing was sitting alone in front of the window drinking, he was wearing a white robe, and his legs rested on the windowsill very relaxed. Hearing the sound of Diao Xiaosi entering the door, he didn't look back, and said lightly: "The wine is on the table." ”

Diao Xiaosi's anger did not subside, he picked up the wine jar on the table and raised his head to drink the juice, and saw the warblers singing and dancing everywhere on the platform through the window, and said with a long sip of wine: "Drinking, pickling girls, and being in a daze, this is his mother's life!"

Li Jing smiled and said, "On such a day, you will get bored quickly." ”

Diao Xiaosi asked, "In that case, why are you still staying here?"

Li Jing said leisurely: "In the Spring and Autumn Period, King Chu Cheng sent someone to invite the Taoist patriarch Zhuang Zhou to enter the dynasty as the prime minister. Zhuangzi asked the envoy of the state of Chu: 'I have heard that there is only a turtle in the state of Chu that has been dead for 3,000 years, and it is enshrined in the temple. This turtle, would it rather die and be worshipped, or would it rather live in a muddy pond and wag its tail?'"

Diao Xiaosi didn't think about it, so he replied: "It's better to die than to live, even if you stay in the muddy pond and eat mud, you are still alive." ”

Li Jing said: "The envoy of Chu also replied like this, and Zhuangzi said: 'Then you go back, I still have to wag my tail in the mud.'" ’”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned when he heard this, and secretly admired that the Taoist ancestor was really not an ordinary person, and he actually compared himself to Wang Ba.

Li Jing said leisurely: "I'm also a turtle with a wagging tail. ”

Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but say: "He is a turtle in the muddy pond, and you are the eighth king in the kiln." You're a better mixer than him. ”

Li Jing put down his wine glass and said, "Anyway, what are you looking for me?"

Diao Xiaosi said: "I'm going to go on a long trip, and I want to buy some more good things with you that can save my life." ”

Li Jing thought about it and walked into the back room, and after a while, he turned around and came back with a giant bow almost as tall as him in his hand, and said: "This is called the 'Big Dipper Heavenly Bow', which came from the hands of the ancestors of the Tang Sect, and at the same time there are seven magic arrows refined, and now there are four left, if you want it, buy one and get four free." ”

Diao Xiaosi looked at the Beidou Heavenly Bow and saw that its whole body was dark red and faintly overflowing with blue crystals, and a sinister aura came from the surface, which was terrifying. Looking at the four magic arrows in Li Jing's hand, some are long and short, and some are different in color, and even one is crystal clear, almost impossible to see with the naked eye.

He tried to ask, "How much, it's too expensive for Lao Tzu to afford." ”

Li Jing stretched out four fingers. Diao Xiaosi breathed a sigh of relief and said: "Forty thousand taels, it's a little more expensive, can it be cheaper, we are old friends." ”

Li Jing snorted and said, "400,000 taels, don't sell a penny." ”

"You pug!" Diao Xiaosi shouted: "A broken bow that no one wants dares to sell for 400,000 taels, why don't you grab it?"

Li Jing stared at Diao Xiaosi, his eyes seemed to be looking at an illiterate hillbilly, and said: "This is a top-level seven-grade magic bow, if it weren't for the fact that you still have a little human taste, four million taels would not be sold." It's a pity that your cultivation is too poor, otherwise with this Beidou Heavenly Bow, the old demon Yingyang would have to call you grandpa. ”

"Grandson!" Diao Xiaosi stared at the Beidou Heavenly Bow, and he didn't know whether he was scolding the old demon Eagle Yang or Li Jing, and said with a tense face: "Didn't you say a set of seven arrows, and now you have to deduct money if you have three less." One is counted as 100,000, and three are 300,000......"

Li Jing glanced at him, didn't say much, picked up the bow and turned around and walked to the back room.

"300,000!" Diao Xiaosi groaned in pain, the secret retribution came so quickly, and said hatefully: "In addition, I will give Lao Tzu a white crane with bright wings." ”

Li Jing said hesitantly: "That's the white crane bright winged shuttle, not Chinese cabbage, plus 20,000." ”

Diao Xiaosi gritted his teeth and took out the silver ticket, took it in his hand and counted it over and over again, and even could clearly remember which one was from Yuwen Chengdu and which one was from Wang Renze, but now they all changed their surnames to Li.

Li Jing snatched the silver ticket, counted them into his pocket, and his wrist shook slightly, and the Beidou Heavenly Bow suddenly shrank by more than ten times, turning into a miniature bow less than five inches long, holding it in the palm of his hand and handing it to Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi took the Beidou Heavenly Bow, and concocted the four magic arrows to the minimum, plus a white crane bright-winged shuttle, and stuffed them into the belt of the dragon.

Li Jing sat down again with satisfaction and said, "Don't leave at noon, I'll invite you to drink." ”

"Is it your invitation, it's all Lao Tzu's money!" Diao Xiaosi honestly and unceremoniously dried the whole jar of wine to the point that there was nothing left, and said: "You have to help me do something, let's talk about it first, I don't have a penny!"

Li Jing smiled slightly: "Let's talk about things, it hurts my feelings to talk about money." ”

Diao Xiaosi took a sip of wine and rushed to his throat, almost choking to death, and it took a long time for him to breathe down and say, "When Lao Tzu left the capital, you have to help me take care of Wan'er." I'm afraid that the Eagle Yang Old Demon will take the dart game. Others can't take care of it, but this girl can't lose half a hair!"

Li Jing's slender lips turned up slightly, and said, "You mean, let me help you take care of a young and beautiful little girl?"

Diao Xiaosi glared and said, "What, Lao Tzu is still afraid of you?"

The smile on the corner of Li Jing's lips became stronger and stronger, and he said, "There is one condition. ”

Diao Xiaosi said angrily: "Lao Tzu has said, don't talk about asking for money!"

Li Jing said: "When you go back to Chang'an after you are done, you have to invite me to drink." ”

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and muttered, "This can be considered." ”

At this time, Hongfu walked in and asked, "Brother Jing, what are you doing?"

Li Jing wrote lightly: "I just made a pen business, sold the broken bow that Zhang no one wanted to a fool, and earned him 320,000 taels of silver, and I will give you back as fat powder money." ”

Diao Xiaosi almost fainted, just now Qingcheng was a double cheap, and now he is a junior of the Tang family, one is more despicable than the other, and the other is more bullish than the other. In this world, is there still a way for honest people to live?

He ate and drank in the sea and lake in Wenxianglou, and he only ate a few taels of silver when he was full, but he was so drunk that he staggered back to Willow Garden until evening.

Maybe it was stimulated during the day, or maybe the alcohol played a role, Diao Xiaosi was in a particularly good state that night, and he passed all the way, sweeping away all kinds of difficult obstacles in the seventy-two Earth Evil Star Arrays, and in an instant, the spiritual platform was empty, and he had an epiphany of all kinds of heavenly mysteries.

"Boom!" Seventy-two Earth Evil Stars burst in his dantian, turning into thousands of mystical star qi that seeped into the pores of his skin, bones and flesh, and the water and milk blended together.

The star qi in his dantian became thicker and purer, and there were faint signs of condensing the Yuan Formation Dan, which was only a stone's throw away from the realm of Guanwei.

This cultivation was completely unaware of the passage of time outside his body, and it was not until the next day that Diao Xiaosi woke up, feeling full of energy and tireless.

He washed his face and couldn't help but think of Wan'er. This time I went to Jiangzhou to build a tomb for Zhang Lihua, which involved the privacy of the emperor, and I couldn't take her there anyway. I don't know if I have to go out and travel far away, will this little girl miss herself?

Unconsciously, Diao Xiaosi's head appeared with Wan'er's light anger and anger, and he was stunned for a while.

Suddenly, he heard someone knocking on the door, and his mind moved slightly, and the bolt of the door bounced up and slipped to the corner of the wall.

The door opened, and a fragrant wind came to his nose, and it was the eldest grandson Wuji who came in. I saw that this guy was full of energy, and just wanted to say something, but suddenly stared at Diao Xiaosi for a long time, shouted and hurriedly sorted out his clothes, bowed to him, and said with a free and easy smile: "In the next eldest grandson Wuji, the people in the rivers and lakes call the 'Imperial Female Sword', he is the first beautiful man under the Qingcheng Gate, and he takes the liberty to ask the girl's name, how old is his age?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned, looking at this guy's confused appearance, he had goosebumps all over his body, and scolded: "Sick!"

The eldest grandson Wuji heard Diao Xiaosi speak, and the expression on his face suddenly became extraordinarily exciting, it looked like a ghost during the day, and he shouted: "Shemale!"

Diao Xiaosi was angry, rushed forward and grabbed the folding fan of this pervert and threw it outside the door, scolding: "Your mother is a ladyboy, your father is a ladyboy, your sister is a ladyboy, your family is a ladyboy!"

The eldest grandson Wuji glared at Diao Xiaosi's face and said, "Brother Diao, is it really you?"

Diao Xiaosi was stunned for a moment, turned his head and glanced at the washing water in the copper basin, and was as stunned as a wooden chicken!

But seeing a delicate and beautiful face reflected in the water, who is it not Wan'er? But, but Lao Tzu is clearly still Lao Tzu, how did he become a pseudo-mother in just one night?