Chapter 242: The Vanguard (I)
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After a while, most of the guests in front of the dragon fishing platform were empty. Even those who did not need to participate in the Dragon Sword Riding Meeting, or the heroes of all walks of life who had already started a family, all rushed to the entrance and exit of the Panlong Heavenly Road, or told them to say goodbye, or waited anxiously.
As for Yu Wenyao on the fishing platform, he accompanied Changsun Sheng and others to the "Haitian Yixuan Xuan" to take a tea break.
The eldest grandson Wuji, Chu Suiliang and Dou Zhiwan also entered the Panlong Heavenly Dao, saying that they wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to meet the young heroes and young people in the world, but Diao Xiaosi was deprived of the qualification for the competition by Penglai Immortal Pavilion from the beginning, and accompanied Nan Wanping and Princess Jincheng to guard outside.
Nan Wanping seemed to be quite dissatisfied with the decision of the master, and she felt that this was like telling the whole world: Penglai Immortal Pavilion was afraid of Diao Xiaosi, and she was even more worried that none of the young generation masters who participated in the Dragon Sword Club this time were his opponents, so in order to prevent this guy from holding the beauty, he had to pull down his face and refuse to take a salary.
Although Diao Xiaosi's cultivation is good, at least Song Wanfan, one of the Eight Immortals of Penglai, was defeated by his knife. But only the weak will rack their brains to resort to all kinds of conspiracies and despicable means, and the really strong do not bother to do this at all. There are many heroes in Penglai Immortal Pavilion, not to mention a Song Wanfan? If Dou Wanwan is willing to make a move, I believe that this guy can be dealt with in thirty or fifty faces.
Don't forget, just now Diao Xiaosi was quietly injured by Wang Xuanying and vomited blood, and Dou Weiwan's cultivation will never be inferior to this prince of Zheng Guogong.
But this is the master's decision, and no one has the right to oppose it, let alone change it at will.
But Nan Wanping felt unhappy when she looked at Diao Xiaosi's casual appearance, and said angrily: "How can there be a man like you in the world, who can only play a small game of stealing chickens and touching dogs." Seeing that the person he liked was snatched away, he was not in a hurry at all, and he didn't dare to draw his sword to fight. ”
Diao Xiaosi rolled his eyes at her and said, "Is it useful to be in a hurry, is Lao Tzu's smart brain growing in vain?"
Nan Wanping was stunned and asked, "What the hell do you want to do?" Don't blame me for not reminding you, Uncle Song will accompany the little junior sister inseparably these days, and you are no different from looking for death. ”
Diao Xiaosi yawned lazily and said, "Don't worry, I don't play tricks, and I promise not to make trouble." ”
Nan Wanping became more and more suspicious, and snorted: "Why don't I go and ask my father to come forward to intercede for you, so that you are eligible to participate in the Dragon Sword Meeting?"
"Thanks, don't look for me for this kind of fighting. Diao Xiaosi didn't appreciate it at all, and said: "Fusheng has stolen half a day's leisure, Lao Tzu will go back and make up for sleep." ”
After he said this, he really shook his hand and walked in the direction of the Guanri Essence House.
Nan Wanping was about to chase after her, but Princess Jincheng stretched out her hand to stop her, and said lightly: "I advise you not to be bored, he is in a bad mood now." ”
Nan Wanping flipped her wrist and dialed Princess Jincheng's slender hand and said, "Joke, I'll be afraid of this little scoundrel?"
Princess Jincheng suddenly slashed her jade fingers like a sharp sword towards Nan Wanping's vein, and said coldly: "You should know that Dao Wang Xuanying, Matsushima Nanako, and Tang Bohu have all been planted in the hands of this little scoundrel, if I were you, I should be glad that I am not his enemy." ”
Nan Wanping was caught off guard, and hurriedly retreated and withdrew her hand to avoid Princess Jincheng's seemingly understated counterattack, and she felt a numbness on her wrist, and the hot pain had been swept away by the other party's fingers.
She stared at Princess Jincheng in disbelief and asked, "You seem to know Diao Xiaosi very well, who are you?"
Princess Jincheng said coldly: "You don't have to care who I am, because I am nothing." Leaving Nan Wanping, who was stunned, turned around and left.
At this time, Diao Xiaosi had already walked far away, and he was holding back the evil fire in his heart.
Although he didn't plan to go stupidly to participate in any dragon sword meeting, he fought to the death with a group of idiots from Wuyue and Sanshan, and let the old lady Yuwen drink tea and knock melon seeds on the side to watch jokes. But I didn't expect that this dead old woman would be so shameless and directly knock herself out.
In other words, Penglai Immortal Pavilion is determined to catch a golden beetle son-in-law, and grassroots people like themselves who come from improper ways are not looked at by others at all. What the old lady Yuwen wants is a famous disciple family talent like Wang Xuanying, Zhang Wuji, and even the eldest grandson Wuji, and he Diao Xiaosi wants to be the son-in-law of Penglai Immortal Pavilion, but there is no door.
The more this is the case, the more it arouses Diao Xiaosi's anger. He just wanted to pick up Wan'er quietly and try not to get into trouble with Penglai Immortal Pavilion. Now it seems that it is not possible to be a little less high-profile. Since the dead old woman is losing tricks one after another, your little fourth master is not a fuel-efficient lamp, so he simply plays with you!
He pondered all the way back to the Sun-Watching Retreat, and when he opened the door, he saw that there were already people waiting in the living room.
Changsun Sheng, Evil Moon Zhenren, Ye Fashan...... Niang Xipi, all of them are old acquaintances of Diao Xiaosi.
Diao Xiaosi was happy when he saw this, and he was worried about how to drag these old guys into the water, so they came to the door together as guests. In the end, it is the master of the righteous path, the consciousness is high, and the action is fast.
Looking at Evil Moon Zhenren and Ye Fashan, you have a cup, I have a cup, happily consuming the wine in the house, he said with a straight face: "Where are you going back and forth, Lao Tzu is going to close the door and sleep!"
Evil Moon Zhenren said angrily: "Niang Xipi, you kid wants to rebel - I am your uncle!"
"Are you my uncle?" Diao Xiaosi blinked, looked at Evil Moon Zhenren, shook his head and said, "I really didn't see it." When I was chased and killed by the old thief of Jinding, why didn't you say that it was my uncle? When I was almost killed by Nanako Matsushima, where was my uncle chilling? My wife is about to become someone else's daughter-in-law, how can there be a guy who calls himself my uncle drinking wine and running to play music with me?"
Evil Moon Zhenren was stunned and said, "Didn't I go back to the mountain to retreat, and I can't be empty?"
"Mother...... Tell me, is he really your own eldest brother? When there is nothing to do, there are five people and six people who show off their might, and they are specially arrested for your son to cheat and eat and drink Sonaka, and now he sees his nephew being bullied, but he doesn't even dare to let out a fart. ”
"That's right, he didn't save your old man back then, what is my cheap nephew......?
Diao Xiaosi lamented bitterly: "What blood is thicker than water, what Kunlun elder, just a crazy old man who sells dog skin plasters, with two green onions in his nose, he thinks he has ivory——"
Ye Fashan seemed to be choked on wine, and coughed repeatedly: "Little Si, your uncle is unreliable, but there are still us." To know that there are many differences between Taoist priests and Taoist priests......"
Diao Xiaosi became even more angry when he heard this, turned his gun and said, "Pull it down, if the Taoist priests are like you, all the liars in the world will have to hang themselves with a trouser belt." From the time we realized that now, how much silver have you blackmailed Lao Tzu? said that you want to build a Taoist temple, but now three or four years have passed, let alone Taoist temples, I haven't seen a single thatched house!"
"If you're short of money to spend, just tell me straight. We're old acquaintances, so why bother to make a name for yourself? Why did you come to me today, and how much money do you want me to donate this time?"
Ye Fashan was stunned for a moment, and he didn't understand how he became the No. 1 fraudster in Tianzi in a blink of an eye.
Changsun Sheng secretly wiped a cold sweat, thinking that he was lucky that he didn't speak, if he was scolded like this kid, the head of the Qingcheng Sword Sect really couldn't be it.
Leng Buding listened to Diao Xiaosi and said, "The eldest grandson is in charge—"
Changsun Sheng chuckled in his heart, and hurriedly said, "I'm not a Taoist priest, and I didn't steal wine just now!"
Diao Xiaosi smiled and said: "You are a good person, you have never cheated me out of my money or beaten my idea." If you hadn't personally helped last time, I wouldn't have been able to deal with Nanako Matsushima and Tang Bohu so easily. ”
Changsun Sheng breathed a sigh of relief, finally this kid still understands things and remembers his own goodness. But looking at the expressions of Evil Moon Zhenren and Ye Fashan again, they seemed to be gloating and compassionate, and suddenly had a faint premonition.
"I know that you are the most grateful for the picture. This time I took the dragon sword meeting, and I knew that the little nephew's single arm couldn't twist his thighs, so I didn't want to let Brother Wuji stand up and fall into the ground, and I wanted to turn my wife into your daughter-in-law. ”
Diao Xiaosi sighed and said: "Either Jiang is old and spicy? Or people can only be a Taoist priest for the rest of their lives, but you are the head of the house? You are a glorious example for the little nephew, a guiding light, and a model for learning......
Eldest Sun Sheng was dripping in cold sweat, looked at the thief and the old madman and smiled bitterly: "Obviously, we are here to help this kid, why did we become the autumn wind?"
Evil Moon Zhenren dropped his wine glass and said angrily: "Niang Xipi, I won't drink this wine, let's go!"
Diao Xiaosi was not in a hurry at all, leaned against the door panel and said: "Yes, how can the wine I have here be as delicious as the happy wine carefully prepared by Penglai Immortal Pavilion? Only newcomers laugh in the world, where can I hear the old people crying? Congratulations to the eldest grandson, who is about to form a family with the lord of Yuwen Pavilion, and I ask you to take care of your little nephew's business in the future." ”
Before Changsun Sheng could speak, he saw Ye Fashan and Evil Moon Zhenren rushing out like two angry lions, one pulling his arm, the other pinching his neck, banging and kicking: "You want to hear the old man cry, don't you? You want to drink the wedding wine, right?
Diao Xiaosi went to protect the crotch of his pants under the door of the face guard, and said with great righteousness: "Old madman, you can beat me again, Lao Tzu will let you cut off your children and grandchildren!
Before the words fell, I saw that the slap held in the air by Evil Moon Zhenren gently landed on Diao Xiaosi's cheek, and he asked warmly: "Nephew, you have lost weight again - go back and uncle refine a pot of 'Bairun Xiaoxin Dan' to make up for you!"
Over there, Ye Fashan's half-kicked foot suddenly turned and propped up on the door frame, and the fairy wind bone-eyed eyes were all over the world, and he shook off the dust and said: "Isn't it the old lady Yuwen?" Xiaosi, as long as you say a word, don't say Wan'er girl, it is all the female disciples of Penglai Immortal Pavilion, and we have all snatched it to be your wife!"
Changsun Sheng looked stunned like a wooden chicken, and then he realized that the reason why Lu Dao was the head of the family and the people were elders was because he was not shameless enough, and he only hung it high like a signboard to serve as a façade for the Qingcheng Sword Sect.
Thinking of this, he was saddened, and slammed the table and said, "Where are you putting the old man in this way? The hundreds of female disciples of Penglai Immortal Pavilion are not the wine jar in this house, and they will move away when they say they will move away." How can you overturn the whole boat with one shot, and at least ask if there is an old man's daughter-in-law there?"