Chapter 443: True Lies
Wu Ge was right: the altitude they were at was indeed the experimental altitude of a hypersonic vehicle. But his worries are also unnecessary, first of all, such experiments do not occur every day, and even if they do, the possibility of collision is very small - you know, some big countries can't intercept it even if they want to, how can you expect to just run into it by luck?
However, the long-distance flight of Wu Ge's master and apprentice really frightened some big countries. Since they were at high altitude, they did not take stealth measures, so that their whereabouts could easily be detected by reconnaissance satellites. Intelligence analysts in the countries to which these satellites belong are frightened and wonder: What does China want to do with a miniature missile launched from the sea, with a high altitude and long range, low infrared signature, but not stealth, and slow speed?
In particular, how dare they openly launch this missile into the UK?
Wu Ge's master and apprentice's flight is indeed very slow, but only subsonic - breaking the sound barrier to fly is still a difficult task for Wu Ge, and Jigong has to accompany him to fly slowly.
"Are we there?"
Jigong asked.
Wu Ge......
"If you tell me the distance and speed, I'll figure it out for you...... We're above the clouds now, how do I know if I'm there?"
They cut through the clouds and descended slowly.
"Ah, it's here. That's what it should be. β
Wu Ge pointed ahead and said. Although his geographical knowledge is not abundant, from a high altitude, the British Isles are still very easy to distinguish.
"Okay, let's hurry up, don't make people wait. β
Jigong panicked and prepared to fly down.
"Are you worried about people waiting now?" Wu Ge sneered, "from yesterday to today. Do you think people will wait?"
"What? uh, didn't they wait for us to get there before they started cooking?"
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"What are you wondering? I mean Master Hans was waiting at the airport to pick us up. β
He shouted.
"Oh, yes...... Hehe. β
"I told you a long time ago. This is a diplomatic activity, it's not good to be late, you don't listen, you have to play your gourd boat. Wu Ge vented. "It's rude to be late for such a major event......"
"But when Hans comes back to us, he always comes and goes at any time, and we never ask him to arrive at what time?"
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"That's what I'm talking about! Let's go to someone's place. People are hospitable, but we don't care about them. What do you think ......?"
"Didn't you invite him to dinner this time?"
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"You say they're hospitable?"
Jigong asked.
"yes. They also held a welcome ceremony, which was very grand......"
"What's the food?"
Jigong interrupted Wu Ge. Asked anxiously.
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"Forget it, I won't tell you. Wu Ge rubbed his head and said. "I don't think you can expect to have any good food waiting for you this time. To be honest, I'm not used to that Western food. β
"Isn't it delicious?" said Jigong suspiciously. "But Hans told me ......"
"Tell you what?"
"He told me that Lu Dongbin ate very hard?"
Jigong looked at Wu Ge almost with a pleading gaze.
Wu Ge frowned, trying to remember.
"But I don't remember that he liked Western food very much, did he?"
He muttered a little confused.
Hans said that their female dean was sitting next to Lu Dongbin. Lu Dongbin doesn't even look at others. Just eat. β
"Ah...... There is such a thing. β
Wu Ge groaned.
"That means the food is delicious. Think about it, you Master Lu is that kind of person......"
"That's just your own thoughts. Master Hans didn't explicitly say that Master Lu Dongbin only cared about eating because the food was good. Wu Ge squinted at Jigong and said slowly. In fact, Master Lu Dongbin only cared about eating and didn't want to deal with the female dean. β
"How is that possible......?
"Let's put it this way...... Originally, I didn't want to comment on anyone behind my back. But the dean-sess-dean was indeed extremely ugly. β
"Huh?"
"And I like to pester Master Lu Dongbin. β
"......"
"I've had several fights with Hans over this Master Lu Dongbin. β
"That ......"
"The last time Master Hans went to the fairy world, they were still arguing. β
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Jigong looked dumbfounded.
"Hans told you their food was good?"
Wu Ge asked again.
He didn't say that. At first, it was your Master Lu who talked about it first......"
"Master Lu said their food is good?"
He ...... That's not what I say. He just asked if the master who made the roasted whole sheep last time was still there, and said that the roasted whole sheep was impressive. β
"That's true. Wu Ge nodded in agreement. "You can't think about it deeply...... But it's better to be profound, otherwise how do you know you should avoid it if you encounter it again in the future?"
"Avoid ......, but Lu Dongbin still doesn't want me to come for him!"
Jigong shouted.
"If you're going to come for him, he's not going to be unwilling...... Never mind. You must have been fooled too. When the time comes, I'll find them some soy sauce or something for you, and you'll be fine. β
Jigong looked cool.
"But they also said there was a lot of good wine. β
He muttered.
"That's not a lie. β
Wu Ge said.
Jigong turned his worries into joy.
"That's not a trip in vain. I'll drink more......"
"But for a formal diplomatic banquet, you can't drink it open. Wu Ge warned very seriously, "Don't look ugly when the time comes...... You're here on behalf of the fairy world. β
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"Do you know the way?"
"Well, almost. "Wu Ge was a little embarrassed. "As long as I can find the airport first. β
He couldn't help but regret a little, why he had been busy arguing with Jigong during the descent just now, so he didn't pay attention to his step? When he was at high altitude, it was easy to find the airport.
But it's nothing, it's a big deal to fly higher and take a look, but it's just to lose face in front of Jigong.
"A lot of people should know about the airport, right? Can't you ask someone?"
"Ah, that's right...... But we need to find a secluded place to remove the invisibility first. β
Wu Ge said.
When they lifted their invisibility and emerged from the secluded place, Wu Ge had a new idea.
Why should I ask the airport? I just call a taxi to XXX?
XXX is the ancient building where the "Gate of the Witch World" is located. For well-known reasons, we can't say its real name.
Wu Ge flagged down a taxi.
"Send us to XXX. β
After the two got into the car and sat down, Wu Ge said.
The driver looked confused.
"What did you say?"
He asked.
I said...... Uh, sorry. I mean, please send us to XXX. β
Wu Ge pronounced the pronunciation of "please" very accurately.
The driver was still frowning.
"XXX," he said slowly.
"Isn't that in London?"
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After getting out of the taxi, Wu Ge's master and apprentice returned to the "secluded place" and flew to London incognito.
"How did you even get the city wrong?"
Jigong complained.
"I've been teaching you diplomatic etiquette all the way, where is the effort to pay attention to this?"
Wu Ge argued.
Although the circular probability error of their two new subsonic long-range missiles after landing is not too large, it is still too expensive to take a taxi, and it is still cost-effective to fly over with some gas.
"Is this it?" Jigong asked, "Why don't you ask someone?"
"Well, but we're going to ...... Look there!"
"Where?"
"I know that person. Wu Ge shouted. "He got in the car and we followed his car. β
"Follow his car to the airport?"
"Yes...... Most likely it is. β
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Officer Henry twice fell for the Ecstasy of Grand Wizard Hans, and talked about his association with Bruce Lee and other kung fu superstars, and was unanimously ridiculed by the whole police department. He was also very annoyed when he came to his senses.
He firmly believes that he has encountered a criminal gang that uses psychedelics as a means of committing crimes, and the injuries he suffered should be regarded as work-related injuries. However, to prove it, he must first catch these despicable and shameless gangsters!
Therefore, despite Officer Hank's repeated ridicule, he insisted on frequent patrols around the airport.
Today, he was a little inexplicably excited. He was convinced that the gang of criminals would definitely show up at the airport today.
For a government employee who had never set foot in spiritual practice, Officer Henry's foresight was simply admirableβone of the "criminals" was flying above him, and was indeed preparing to accompany him to the airport.
But, sadly, he will not be doomed to discover this "criminal." β
In all fairness, it was his luck β otherwise he would have talked to his colleagues again about his meeting Jet Li and Donnie Yen. (To be continued......)