On the issue of the schedule of the competition, the three immortals had a friendly negotiation as usual.

"Let him climb Snow Peak Mountain. ”

"Let him catch Bobo. ”

"I think it's better to let him fight the spirit. ”

"Snow Peak Mountain. ”

"Bobo. ”

"Lingyu. ”

"Snow ......"

The blind layman couldn't stand it anymore, so he made an "immersive spell" and entered the scene.

"Can you think of something new, why do you keep coming up with Snow Peak Mountain or something?" he said with a glare.

"Then what new idea did you come up with?" Sun Wukong glared back.

The blind layman's eyes are relatively small, and Sun Wukong's move immediately knocked down half of his momentum.

"I ...... Uh, there's got to be something exciting, right? ”

"What kind of demon is there?"

The answer of the three immortals made the layman feel like he had been hit on the head.

"What, how do I write this book? How could it not be ......?"

"What kind of demon are you talking about? Flower Demon, Tree Demon or Toad Demon? What are you kidding, it is so difficult for people to cultivate immortals, and it depends on chance to become a ghost, is it so easy for demons to appear?"

"But ......"

"Besides, if the sky is full of demons, the earth is full of monsters, and the rivers are full of spirits, then you humans will still be alive today? ”

"......"

"Yes. If you have to be busy killing demons and eliminating monsters all day long, who will still cultivate immortals? Forget about farming. ”

"Yes...... But you are immortals!" the blind layman cried, "If there are no monsters and no monsters, and you don't PK yourself, then what else do you see?"

"Do you have to fight and kill? Can't you write something peaceful and idyllic?"

"This ...... There has been no war for many years, and now there are not many peace-loving people, and everyone likes to watch something exciting. ”

"Then we can't help it. Blame yourself for this. ”

"How do you blame me......"

"Who wants you to write something modern Xiuzhen? Wouldn't it be nice if you set the scene in ancient times or simply aliens?"

“…… Be. But now it's ...... Besides, won't you have to make arrangements? Bosses help out, think about something. It's not easy for me to write......"

"You're a blind layman, you make it up yourself!"

……

The layman was furious.

"What kind of attitude do you have, huh? I worked hard to write a book to give you a chance to show your face, and you just treated me like that? Okay, okay, okay...... I just spelled the book friends to scold me, so I let this book eunuch. I'm not going to write it, okay!"

To show his determination, he conjured a mouse and threw it on the ground, stomping his feet twice.

"Okay, don't write it...... You continue to quarrel, and you will be arguing until the earth is desolate!"

Three immortals, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't say anything for a long time. In the end, Jigong came out to be a good man.

"Young people, don't be so hot. This is ...... We are also in a dilemma. Even if it's a blind fabrication, I have to talk about some logic, isn't it ......"

"You are a monk of the Song Dynasty who understands logic, is this logical?"

The blind layman said with a gloomy face, obviously angry.

"Actually......" Lu Dongbin stroked his beard and said thoughtfully, "I can't say that there are no demons." ”

"Lu Dongbin, don't talk nonsense, no demon is no demon. You ......"

"Have you forgotten?" Lu Dongbin whispered to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong looked embarrassed.

"It's not a big deal, is it...... As the old saying goes, the ugliness of the family is not publicized, and the fairy world is ...... this little bit of family background."

"Yes. But in order to finish the book, I have to do this. ”

"I don't care about that," said the blind layman in a resolute tone, "Anyway, there has to be some excitement, otherwise how can the click-through rate go up?"

"It's exciting enough, but Goer's current cultivation is ...... Why don't you schedule it for the next time?"

“…… So what's the arrangement this time?" the layman's tone softened slightly.

"This time, I'll fight the spirit ......" Lu Dongbin looked at the face of the blind layman, and changed his words: "Let's arrange it, don't worry about it." You're going to get an early rest tonight...... Don't stay up late, we're all sorry. ”

"It's useless to talk about it. I'll leave it to you this time...... Arrange a bigger scene, otherwise don't blame me for being sorry for my book friends. ”

The blind layman said, pinched a trick in his hand, jumped up half a foot high, and disappeared with a "poof".

"Lean ......"

Sun Wukong stopped his mouth in time as soon as he said a word. The three immortals looked at each other in horror for a long time, and finally Sun Wukong spoke:

"Uh, I mean...... It's up to us to figure it out. ”

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Wu Ge felt that the three masters were a little weird today, and they didn't say anything to each other, and their eyes were still avoiding him.

"Hmm, Ge'er," Sun Wukong said as he looked away, "You go and send a message to Master Qingyun, just say ...... Let's just say we're not going to go to him today. ”

"Huh?" Wu Ge felt a little strange, he felt that although the immortal world did not have a mobile phone signal, the communication between the immortals would not rely on such backward means, but since the master had told him, he had to do it.

"Oh, that's right," Wu Ge was just about to leave, and Jigong said happily again, "You go to Zizhu Garden again and talk to the Martial Immortals." ”

"Say what, say the same thing?"

"Uh...... Yes, so it is. ”

"Okay. ”

Wu Ge felt that something was wrong, but he didn't think much about it. He was also trying to see if his flying ability had improved.

Looking at Wu Ge's distant figure, the three immortals gathered together.

"It's going to be nothing, is it? He's just going to have a 'talisman charm,' or the most rudimentary. ”

"And crawling...... Who taught him?"

"Do you still need to be taught? But it doesn't help to be able to crawl. ”

"You're also worrying!" Sun Wukong shouted in a rough voice, "Let's just follow behind quietly, what are you afraid of?"

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"Huh?"

Master Qingyun felt a little inexplicable, because Sun Wukong didn't say that they wanted to come to him.

"Anything else?" he asked.

"No...... Oh, they also said that they wanted me to go to Zizhu Garden and talk to the Martial Immortals. ”

Master Qingyun was slightly stunned, then smiled.

"You've dispersed your qi twice in the Immortal Realm, so you must know how to go to Zizhu Garden, right?"

Wu Ge thought for a moment and said:

"It looks like you're walking through the red maple forest from the side of the Green Tree Pond?"

"Yes, that's a shortcut. Go ahead and watch for yourself. ”

Wu Ge didn't care about Master Qingyun's last words, he just took it as a general advice. However, Master Qingyun had a good idea in his heart - if you don't want to go to Zizhu Garden from him, you must pass through the Red Maple Forest, and the Red Maple Forest is stationed with a full company of tigers......

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The three immortals guarded the edge of the red maple forest, waiting for Wu Ge to "throw himself into the tiger's mouth." ”

Lu Dongbin suddenly felt a strange wind blowing.

"Hmm, what's the wind...... Uh, where is this?"

He suddenly found that he had come to the "Blind Weaving Residence" known for its "dirty mess" in the Milky Way, and before he could take a breath of cool air, the big face of the Blind Weaving Monk had already been "close-up" in front of him.

"A connected tiger," he said, his face flushed, like a broadmouth catfish that had been stirred mad. "This is the big scene you set for me?"

"How...... Aren't they big enough? More than 100 of them......"

"The tiger is a fart!" the blind layman looked unrestrained with patience, "Look at other people's novels, the thousand-year-old king and eighty-thousand-year-old turtle are still a toad monster for hundreds of years." You're going to get a couple of tigers......"

Lu Dongbin's face also sank, after all, he was a god, this was a profession with status.

"Tigers are very rare, and there are three white tigers in there. Zhou Zhenglong is so sensational when he makes a fake South China tiger, not to mention my ......"

"If he really makes a tiger, it won't be a sensation, you know? It's because there are no tigers that it's a sensation, you know?" explained the blind layman very, very patiently.

“…… So what do you mean? You want me to get a hundred fake tigers?"

"I ...... Depend on. Hurry up and get me a bowl. ”

"What do you want a bowl for?

"I'm going to make you bigger! I want to vomit some blood, you know?"

"What kind of bowl do you want? Anyway, there aren't many of you on the ground. ”

"You...... Haven't you heard the saying that 'parents who receive the hair and skin of the body should not be abandoned'?"

"Of course I've heard of it. Lu Dongbin showed full self-cultivation. “…… It's just that I'm a little weird, what do you do when you spit blood into the bowl?

"I ...... I want you to take care of it? Okay, okay, you can go back. I can't control you, so ask for more blessings for yourselves. Anyway, I said it, if the click-through rate doesn't go up, I'll be a eunuch...... Books are eunuchs. You'll see for yourselves that it's done. ”

"Hmph...... I don't know why!"

Lu Dongbin threw down a sentence and went back. The blind layman sat down for a long time, grabbed the keyboard unwillingly and tapped it again, muttering indignantly as he typed:

"I'm so busy that I don't even have time to play Solitaire...... At most, other authors are busy in the background, and after they are busy counting the money, I was forced to go out in person...... Why are there three old monsters on the shelf?"