The things on the rivers and lakes can be summed up in two sentences.

Recently, the rivers and lakes have been very peaceful. Recently, the rivers and lakes have not been peaceful.

Taiping, it's good, Taiping, it's terrible.

Taiping, good, Taiping, terrible.

Today, the rivers and lakes are peaceful.

Young man, I see that you are brightly dressed, fighting with a sword and a white horse, and you are full of spirit, do you want to go to the rivers and lakes?

Young man, you have a lot of experience to learn when you first enter the rivers and lakes, please give me two jars of wine, how about I reluctantly tell you about it?

Hey, Housheng! What's the matter? Don't be so stingy, I'll buy a pot of wine, buy me a pot of wine, and I'll tell you! Just a pot of wine, it really can't be less, how about it?

What are the rivers and lakes? Tell me, I'll take a sip first.

Come on, young man, take a sip of wine, moisten your throat, and rest your mouth.

Young man, if I tell you that the rivers and lakes are scummy, do you believe it or not?

What is the so-called fairy wind Dao bone, it does not eat the fireworks of the world, it is very bluffing. With the sword of qi, travel thousands of miles a day, come and go, flying flowers and picking leaves can kill, this is more water, believe this? Be cautious.

The people in the rivers and lakes are also mortals, not immortals, a reed crosses the river, a sword falls into the city, a sword opens the sky, and the rainbow runs through the sun, all of them deceive children, see that you are also an adult, how can you believe this?

The people on the rivers and lakes are just more than ordinary people who have practiced some fists and feet, slightly stronger than ordinary people, have keen eyesight, react faster, run faster, jump higher, and have a guy in their hands when they start to be ruthless, no matter how many points are more than ordinary people, how many points are stronger, in the final analysis, they are all people, whether the reality is good or not, flying eaves and walking on the wall, going to the sky and the earth, are all fools, just listen to it, don't take it seriously.

What's the use of resounding names? When the time comes, you will find that the so-called names of the Jianghu people are not worth mentioning. There is no difference with a child's house, the name is earth-shattering, the size of the ability, the bullshit is not as good, this is the masterpiece of the good man, you have a little ability, and you start to tout you, saying how invincible you are, making people frightened, what Saihuatuo, Xiaobawang, what sword master, sword saint, gun king, don't take it seriously, you will lose if you take it seriously.

In the rivers and lakes, fighting is very violent and rude, to put it bluntly, it is not much like hooligans. Jianghu people don't read much, practice fists and feet, don't talk about their temper, and it's commonplace to use foul language at every turn, don't read the Four Books and Five Classics, regardless of the Spring and Autumn Period, and live on the knife edge.

The study of culture is the work of scholars, and the reputation of the people in the rivers and lakes is all made, the sword is divided into high and low, and the stick is about winning or losing. It's a matter of life and death, the moves won't look good, buttonholes, kicking the crotch, and biting people in a hurry are all possible.

I haven't heard of any master of the rivers and lakes who is famous for his tricks. It is estimated that the people who walk the rivers and lakes by mouthing are all dead, and they are invincible to a knife.

A real master duel that may disappoint you. How can there be any greetings, mutual praise, mutual politeness, and even no name. Anyway, I'm going to kill you, I beat you to death, I don't care who you are. The person who was killed did not need to know who the other person was. As soon as you die, everything will be over after you die. Knowing the name, do you have to become a ghost and ask for your life, you can't beat people before you die, and you can't turn over after you die, it's just a joke.

There are two sentences of scolding before starting.

You really dare to fucking come to death, Lao Tzu will fulfill you!

His grandmother's, I'm really not afraid that the wind will flash your pig's tongue, and I'll kill you!

Ho, you stinky shameless, who scolds the pig's tongue, you hairless dead dog!

Yo, you little rabbit cub who doesn't know the height of the sky, have you washed your neck?

If you want to take your life, it's not easy to say anything today, I just want to cut you!

Come on!

Both sides copy each other, and it's just a battle.

You see, simple and crude. This is the rivers and lakes, isn't it beautiful? It's not beautiful, how can there be so many beautiful things in history that have happened to you.

Housheng, how is it? Isn't it a surprise? Is it a surprise? Is it very lost? Do you want to scold your mother? Do you think that you have a good sword and a horse, and you haven't gone out yet, but you find that the rivers and lakes are scum?

Don't be in a bad mood, and keep some good thoughts in your heart, you see, everyone else is a scumbag, it doesn't matter, you are also a scumbag, at least everyone is the same, you are not worse than others, everyone has the same starting point.

Come on, come on, you don't have a bad face. Are you unhappy? Is it okay to drink with you? If you have a treat, I'll accompany you not to get drunk and not go home? Why don't you invite me to eat meat again, and I'll tell you some scumbag stories about the past of the rivers and lakes, okay?

Then I won't eat meat, after all, after drinking this pot of wine, I can't accompany you to the end of the world.

So let's finish drinking, you lose your sword and horse, and go home and sleep.

Young man, you're drunk.

If someone told me that when I was your age, I wouldn't believe it.

In the next life, you have not yet been equipped with a sword, and you are already a river and lake when you go out, I hope you will run away for half your life and return as a teenager.

I hope that everyone who wants to step into the rivers and lakes can not be afraid of the dangers of the rivers and lakes, not afraid of the fatigue of the cars and horses, do not have to rest on their laurels, do not be arrogant, can bear the deceit, but also can maintain the truth, anticipate every wind and rain, and be prepared to deal with every danger.

After all, I'm sorry that the rivers and lakes have disappointed you.