Chapter 114: Take two bites
This is said as if everyone else has several fathers except you?
Well, if there is, it's only a minority.
Wang Zhuo took a sip of beer and asked Shi Wei, "Who is Xiao Jin?" Shi Liangliang is your son?"
Shi Wei really doesn't want to recall, if life and death are great horrors, then this video is inadvertent horror, if it is placed on someone who does not have a strong heart, I am afraid that he will never forget it for the rest of his life.
"Xiao Jin's name is Jin Feng, she is a distant relative of my wife, she usually works quite quickly, and her mouth is sweet and knows how to make the old lady happy. She also makes you tea and water when you go in the morning. ”
Wang Zhuo nodded, consistent with the memory of the nanny he saw in the morning.
Jin Feng is about twenty-four or five years old, not very good-looking, and her face is full of yellow spots. Xu had an eye disease when he was a child, and his left eye was godless and his eyeballs couldn't move, and it was fake at first glance. And the body is as thin as a bamboo pole, and the buttocks are flatter than a tablet, slightly concave in.
Wang Zhuo and Shi Wei are not members of the Appearance Association, but the mayor of the dignified hall invited such a person who got up in the middle of the night to pee and accidentally saw a person who thought that a starving ghost crawled out of the grave, which naturally had the credit of Min Lan.
said that it was to take care of distant relatives, but in fact it was still afraid of cholera.
You must know that Shi Wei's doppelganger is made in the United States, which has both the length and thickness of a Western action love drama actor, and the tenacity and hardness of the Oriental, a man's self-confidence comes from the strength of his heart, but the obscenity of his heart has a great deal to do with the doppelganger. Speaking of which, even if Shi Wei is loyal to his family, isn't there still a young Shi Changjiang at home, if Shi Wei is in his fifties and suddenly knows that Lu Dao has a newborn half-brother, it will not be good for anyone.
So it's impossible for Min Lan to let the nanny play any harem tricks, and even before Jin Feng came, Min Lan warned her, just be a palace maid with peace of mind, don't think about any good things that will be pampered and happy for a lifetime. It doesn't matter if the queen, concubines, nobles, or the queen mother don't have your share.
Jin Feng's mind is also exquisite, and he said directly to Min Lan, auntie, don't worry. I'm self-aware.
With this self-knowledge, Jin Feng came to Lao Shi's house at the age of eighteen and worked as a nanny for six or seven years, which can be said to be spending the best time of a woman taking care of the elderly. As she got older, Min Lan once discussed with Shi Wei that if she did it for another year, she would get her a career and make an iron job, and their family would handle the marriage and the house, so as to exchange youth for material materials and return it to her, so that she would know that the Shi family is particular about people.
But in the last year, Jinfeng became the old lady Huang Tong's meal.
Shi Wei's tone was slow, and he finished telling Wang Zhuo about the origin of Jin Feng. Then he said: "Shi Liangliang is my son, who is studying in college in the capital. Master Wang, did you say that the person in the room was my mother?"
Wang Zhuo thought for a moment, organized the language and said, "She may or may not be." ”
What you say sounds powerful, but I really don't understand what it means!
Shi Wei's eyes were full of anticipation and looked at Wang Zhuo, only to hear Wang Zhuo turn to ask, "Aunt believes in Buddhism?"
"Yes, that's it when people get old. I always like to give my heart to faith, hoping to get some solace from it. My mother started believing in Buddhism when she was about 40 years old, and then she went to the monastery for a year to become a layman, and since then she has lived separately from my father. ”
Wang Zhuo said directly to Shi Wei: "Aunt is afraid that when she suddenly fainted half a month ago. He died on the spot. I once saw in Mayor Shi's face that my aunt's health was not very good, but before the lights went out, when I saw with my own eyes that my aunt had confirmed that she was no longer human. ”
Shi Wei asked in a trembling voice, "What do you mean... She's a ghost?"
Wang Zhuo shook his head. "I wonder if Mayor Daoshi knows anything about zombies?"
Yes Lin Zhengying, I've seen him play the zombie Taoist many times. Shi Wei reluctantly smiled: "You mean, my mother is a zombie?"
"Nope. Wang Zhuo took a deep breath of smoke. "When I went to my uncle's house with you in the morning, I stood for a while in a building in front of my uncle's house. Do you know what I'm seeing?"
What do you see? A large wave of zombies is coming? Shi Wei smiled bitterly: "Master Wang, you are an expert in this area, don't let me guess blindly, can I guess right or not, the key is that it's too fucking scary when I think about it!"
Seeing that Shi Wei was rude, Wang Zhuo also sorted out his memories and said bluntly: "The corpse qi that rushed to the sky, the corpse qi was full of Buddha light. ”
Hiss!
Shi Wei instantly understood what Wang Zhuo meant, and said in his heart, Nima, could it be that there is a zombie who believes in Buddhism living in the front building?
"The so-called corpse is overwhelming, and then I saw a little zombie blood on my aunt's forehead on her face. This bit of zombie blood is not enough to make his aunt his kind, but it can help his aunt continue her life, but once it attacks, it will produce various sequelae. As my sister-in-law said, my aunt will forget everything except the people she cares about the most. ”
When Shi Wei heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
It seems that I inherited my mother with such dedication, as long as she didn't hurt my dad. As for saying that she wants to eat my son, it is better to send her son to the United States and let the evil capitalism torture her son than to be eaten.
Wang Zhuo saw that Shi Wei's spirit was slightly relaxed, and he couldn't help but say: "Aunt is no longer human, if her self-control is super strong, it's nothing, but she has begun to suck human flesh and blood, which is the same as eating vigorously, it will be addictive." ”
"What do you mean by vigorous?"
Wang Zhuo said with a smile: "Cough medicine, drinking it will make you dependent." And the zombie blood will gradually integrate into her body, and it won't be long before my aunt is afraid that she will really become a zombie, and when the time comes, she will live forever, in order not to let herself be lonely, she will take you. ”
Shi Wei frowned, stood up and took two steps. He is not a pedantic person, he has always been filial to his parents since he grew up, since Huang Tong has spent his old age in peace, and now he has become a person who is not a ghost or a ghost, it is more in line with the laws of nature to let her die happily.
"Master Wang, can you let my mother... Well, you get the idea. ”
As he spoke, he couldn't take his eyes off Wang Zhuo's hand anymore, only to see that in the center of Wang Zhuo's palm, a huge golden flame floated quietly. In the blink of an eye, it condensed into a gold bead smaller than a grain of rice.
Handing the beads to Shi Wei and said, "You put it in the meal, as long as it goes into her mouth." If you don't have a chance, it's best to let her get in touch and get out of the way as soon as possible, or you'll get burned. ”
But I don't have such a deep Taoism as you, so I don't dare to go back!
Shi Wei hesitated for a moment after taking the golden bead, but he still couldn't help but say to Wang Zhuo: "What, Master Wang, you go with me? If your bead doesn't work, then I'll be blind!"
Fuck you, sister, do you think buddy is like the kind of cat who puts himself in danger? Wang Zhuo shook his head slightly and said, "I'm not going." ”
Shi Wei was stunned. The heart said that you should not be so simple. After a few more spins on the ground, I still made a decision. Master Wang may be afraid that I will be caught by the time, so it is okay, just take it as the last side of my mother.
Thinking of this, Shi Wei didn't say anything more, just pushed the door in a bathrobe.
Wang Zhuo looked down from the window and saw Shi Wei getting into the Audi A6 car. After extinguishing the cigarette butt, he also went out.
The wind and snow became more and more manic, and this was the first cold air after the Chinese New Year, which covered the entire Lunan with silver. Shi Wei changed his clothes under the secretary's hidden deep doubts and ambiguity. I returned to the community where my parents lived.
In the morning, I had arranged for my parents to check his body, and neither Chinese medicine nor Western medicine found any abnormalities in Huang Tong. But after taking the video from the hands of the four professional bodyguards, these bodyguards were frightened, and said directly to Secretary Shi Wei, this job is too big, we don't want to leave now, don't worry, we must be strict. Please forgive Mayor Shi for our hard work.
Shi Wei forgave them, put yourself in their shoes, it is not easy for others. If they can continue to protect their old lady after watching this video, then Shi Wei must double their salary and bonus.
The secretary is a man of his word and deeds. So in addition to the bodyguards, it was he and Wang Zhuo who watched the surveillance video.
After entering the elevator and coming to the door of his parents' house, Shi Wei hesitated for a moment, and said in his heart that the old lady couldn't help it. My son is really unfilial, but for my father, for my son. I have to stop you from eating them. Just as he was about to press the doorbell, the door suddenly opened automatically, making a creaking sound.
Nima, Lao Tzu just changed into Lu's pants!
Shi Wei had all kinds of thoughts in his heart, and after the most reluctance, he gritted his teeth and pushed the door directly!
The first thing I saw was Shi Changjiang and Huang Tong, both of whom were pale, sitting on rocking chairs with their eyes closed, the windows of the living room were open, and the cold wind was whistling in, and at the same time, kinetic energy was generated to push the rocking chairs of the two to creak as well.
As if hearing the door, Huang Tong suddenly opened his eyes and said slowly: "You... Come... It's over!"
I didn't come!
Shi Wei really wanted to shout, and then smiled and rolled as far as he could. But he couldn't do this, so Huan Hai's decades of skill showed in him.
I saw Shi Wei walk in without care, and he didn't care that the door behind him closed by himself, frowning and reproaching: "Why did you two open the window and freeze it again." ”
Shi Changjiang didn't open his eyes, but seeing his chest rise and fall, it was estimated that he was not dead. Shi Wei stepped forward and stretched out his hand to close the window, just turned around and wanted to say something, but he didn't come up in one breath and almost didn't scare to death!
The rocking chair was still crunching up and down, but there was still half a figure on it!
"Mom?"
Shi Wei reluctantly moved his steps and called softly, "Where have you been?"
"In... This... Son!"
Shi Wei stood up suddenly, his legs finally couldn't control the trembling, the adrenal hormones were secreted rapidly, and the bladder was constricted, and a breath of urine couldn't help but come out, well, snatching the doppelganger.
Turning his head stiffly, he saw Huang Tong standing at the window with his back to him, and said softly: "Xiaowei, I'm hungry." ”
Nima!
Even if it is his own mother, Shi Wei can't help but want to scold her, I know that there is a son of a pit father, and there is also a father of a pit son, now it's okay, hello pit mom, see you again!
"Mom, I'll cook for you. ”
Huang Tong shook his head and said, "Xiaowei, since you became the mayor, you haven't cooked for me by yourself." ”
Shi Wei was stunned, sadness came from his heart, tears rolled in his eyes, and he choked up: "Yes, Mom, I was wrong." At the same time, I silently thought in my heart, please, don't eat me!
Huang Tong sighed, turned his head, and his face fell from the flesh, "The doctor said that my disease is not easy to treat, and I must eat a mouthful of meat from my son to get better." Xiaowei, if you let your mother eat a bite, just one bite! I'll forgive you!"
Shi Wei didn't seem to see Huang Tong's abnormality, tears couldn't stop falling, stretched out his left hand to pull up the sleeve of his right hand, revealing his well-maintained arm, clenched his fists tightly and said, "Mom, I've heard about it too, you can eat, be safe, eat two bites?"
Huang Tong took a deep look at Shi Wei while shedding the flesh skin. "Don't you see me?"
"See, Mom, you're good to go!"
Shi Wei said, his right fist spread. Revealing a golden bead the size of a grain of rice, it erupted faster than a mortal in the crisis, stepped in front of Huang Tong in one step, and threw the grain of rice in his hand into Huang Tong's mouth!
"Smack!"
There was a sound like the wood bursting due to the high temperature after it was ignited, Huang Tong didn't react at all, and his mouth, eyes, ears and nose spewed out endless golden flames!
Then there was that earth-shattering scream, waving his hands wildly, because he couldn't find a sense of direction, he smashed the floor-to-ceiling window and fell.
Shi Wei collapsed to the ground, and after a long time, he didn't dare to make a move, and at this moment, his shoulder was slapped suddenly.
Uh! I really didn't take a breath this time. Before fainting, he vaguely saw Shi Changjiang's face full of doubts, and said, "Xiaowei, where is your mother?
Huang Tong hadn't landed in mid-air, and even his clothes and people had evaporated.
Wang Zhuo looked up downstairs, then turned around and said into the air: "Fellow Daoist, you must know that birth, old age, sickness and death are natural laws, and it is against the way of heaven for you to do this. ”
"Heavenly Dao?"
The air flow is disturbed, and it is drawn into a human face. Then the air flow turned into a substance, and after a while, a woman in a black windbreaker stood in front of Wang Zhuo and said coldly, "Is it delicious?"
The woman was in her early twenties without makeup, and her long jet-black hair had probably just been straightened with a splint. Stick it straight over your shoulders to cover your forehead. The facial features are like being directly adjusted when they are reincarnated, and they are not like women in the world.
It's just that she is beautiful, but there is no expression on her face. However, in the cold winter season, this expression goes well with the weather. It gives the cold feeling of standing in the courtyard at minus forty degrees Celsius and eating a sundae.
Seeing that Wang Zhuo didn't speak, the woman continued: "Anyway, you broke my toy." You need to pay me. ”
Accompany you, go shopping with you, or go to bed with you? Wang Zhuo said in his heart, and said with a smile: "Daoyou, I'll give you a call, you go to her, I believe that the two of you must have a common language, when you have friends, what's the use of you still wanting toys." ”
The woman shook her head, "I only like my toys, so it's okay, how about you make my toys?"
"I'm not a plaything!"
Wang Zhuo arched his hand and said, "Fellow Daoist, if you want to fight, you and I will make an appointment to find a place to do a big job." What if..."
Before she could finish speaking, the woman interrupted with a snort: "Make an appointment? What are you going to do with me? Will I date me again after I finish it?"
Meow a mi, I'm going to retreat with hatred in the mouth cannon today!
Wang Zhuo was silent, smiling and looking at the woman, while the true fire of the sun was condensed with all his might.
The woman raised her head and looked at the broken glass of Shi Changjiang's house, "My name is Tang Yu, what is your name?"
"Fellow Daoist, I..."
Tang Yu interrupted Wang Zhuo again, "What is Daoyou, is it delicious?"
"Friend..."
"Who's friends with your stinky man?"
Wang Zhuo was helpless, and said in his heart, stinky old lady, how can you be friends with me! I will snore for you, I will sell cuteness, I will warm your bed, what's wrong!" ”
"Oh, I know. Tang Yu and Wang Zhuo looked at each other, and only after a moment did they say, "You are a fortune teller?"
Wang Zhuo was about to ask you how you know about the Dao, but this girl can't handle it with common sense, so she smiled and said, "I'm picking up rags." ”
"Oh, it just so happens that there are rags in my house, all bones and slag, can you take it?"
Wang Zhuo was stunned for a long time before he said, "I collect bones, where can I sell them?"
Tang Yu tilted his head and said to Wang Zhuo: "You can make a specimen and sell it to the medical school, or you can take it back and boil a pot of big bone broth, well, it must be very nourishing." Okay, seeing that you also have a bit of Taoism, I won't trouble you, this is the first time, and the last time. If you break my toys again, you'll regret it. ”
After that, just as he was about to turn around and leave, Wang Zhuo couldn't help but stop Tang Yu, "I said, isn't it much better for you to raise some animals than to watch the misery of the world?"
Tang Yu didn't look back, and his body disappeared into the air. At the same time, her voice came out, "What do you have? I like cats, but no cat wants to play with me..."
Then you can't play the old lady, it's easy for you to play the collapse of such an old age!
Wang Zhuo released his divine sense for a moment, and saw Tang Yu really leave. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and said that this time the money was the easiest to make, and only consumed a little real fire.
Although he didn't save Huang Tong, I believe Shi Wei can understand that Wang Zhuo is just a master on the surface, not a god, and even if he goes against the sky, he can't change the great horror of life and death.
Walking into the building to the door of Shi Changjiang's house, after knocking on the door, Shi Changjiang opened the door, and saw that he was holding a phone in his hand and saying his home address, and it seemed that he called an ambulance.
Putting down the phone, Shi Changjiang said to Wang Zhuo: "I don't know what's wrong with Lu Dao, as soon as I woke up, I saw Xiaowei sitting on the ground, and the window was broken." As soon as I touched him, he fainted, and..."
"Uncle, my name is Wang Zhuo. ”
Shi Changjiang said: "Xiao Wang, can you help me help Xiao Wei up, he won't wake up when I pinch others, wait for the ambulance to come." Fortunately, you came, or the nanny and your aunt didn't know where Lu Dao went, and I was trembling all over my body, and I didn't have any strength at all. ”
Half an hour later, the senior cadre ward of Lunan People's Hospital.
Shi Wei was wearing a hospital gown, looking straight at the ceiling, and Wang Zhuo didn't care that this was a hospital, anyway, there were just the two of them in the room, taking out a cigar from his pocket and inhaling the sweet smoke.
After a long time, Shi Weicai said softly: "Master Wang, you said that my mother will definitely be reincarnated, right? I heard that people who have become zombies are not within the Three Realms and Five Elements like Sun Wukong. ”
I don't know how to be a zombie, I know that your mother has received a real fire from me, and I'm afraid that my soul will be scattered. But who can say this clearly, I haven't been to the Netherworld, maybe a fire burned her old man's house to Nantianmen and became a god directly.
"Mayor Shi, don't think about it, this kind of result is already a success. ”
Shi Wei wiped away his tears and said with a pout: "Master Wang, do you know what to do? I didn't study well when I was a child, I liked to fight, my father was a worker, every time he brought me out of the booth, he could beat me half to death, I wouldn't shed a single tear, but when I came home and saw my mother crying, I cried too." Once I beat someone very badly, I saw my dad kneeling down for the police on the spot, and I swore that I would never let my parents cry again, and I would let others know that I was a filial person. ”
Wang Zhuo's voice was calm: "Mayor Shi, you have done well enough. (To be continued......)