Chapter 302: Chicken Feet and Duck Neck

"And then?"

Director Tian looked at Wu Ge, who was satisfied, and cautiously asked the middle-aged woman for instructions.

"You don't know what to do when the criminals are caught?

The middle-aged woman shouted angrily...... None of these men are useful! Blowing a little thief like a demon and a monster has to ask a woman like her to come forward to solve the problem! She is now 100% sure that this young man who dares to smile with her hippie smile is just a little magical, no different from the various "masters" who have recently been exposed. When Director Tian escorted him away, she found a few well-known magicians to come to the scene to take a look, and she didn't believe that she couldn't solve this problem.

When I go back, I have to reprimand my husband again. The bolder the official, the smaller it is, it's really a wretch.

"Well, we ......"

Director Tian looked at Wu Ge and asked tentatively.

"Let's go. Take me on a good tour of your number. ”

Wu Ge said with a smile.

"Okay, okay. ”

Director Tian hurriedly grabbed Wu Ge's arm, and said in a low voice as he walked:

"Don't worry, I will arrange the best private room for you......"

"Ah......h

Director Tian and the middle-aged woman screamed in unison, and the latter knelt on the ground in pain.

Director Tian turned around and found in disbelief that a pair of handcuffs had cuffed his left hand and the middle-aged woman's right hand together. It was because he walked forward that the handcuffs strangled the wrists of both of them.

As if he had a heart, Wu Ge spread out his hands.

"Oh, Director Tian, it seems that your business is very rusty. How could you make such a big mistake?"

He said.

I was obviously handcuffed by his hand. I remember it very clearly, Director Tian thought confusedly.

But now is not a good time to think about these questions. "That...... What ma'am," he quickly fell to his knees. Avoid handcuffs that strangle the middle-aged woman's hands again. "Don't worry, I have the key, I'll open it right away. ”

The Director reached into his trouser pocket and pulled out a ......

Chicken feet.

The birth of the chicken feet shocked the director, making him involuntarily forget the middle-aged woman in front of him and fall into deep thinking...... Where did this chicken foot come from? The emperor is above, and he has been working diligently for the past two days! All three meals are boxed lunches. Even if there are chicken feet in a boxed lunch, you can't run into your pants pocket?

"Why are you stunned, don't you look for the key yet. ”

The middle-aged woman shouted angrily. This kind of accident happened on the street. Even if there is no one around, it is a great insult to someone of her status.

"Yes, yes, yes. ”

The director woke up from his musings and quickly threw away the chicken feet. Reach into your jacket pocket.

This time. What he pulled out was...... A duck neck.

"Where's the key?"

The middle-aged woman said angrily.

"I'm looking, I'm looking for ......"

The director threw away the duck neck and pulled out another one......

Chicken wings.

"Comrade Director," the middle-aged woman exclaimed in an aggravated tone, "you are also too careless about personal hygiene and personal image!"

"Yes, you are right. The director was terrified and sweating profusely. "We grassroots cadres are too busy with work......

"What are you busy with?" said the middle-aged woman, pointing to a place of chicken and duck fragments, "Are you busy asking for bribes from people who set up food stalls?"

"Yes, yes...... It's not, it's not. ”

Wu Ge smiled from ear to ear...... Next to them is a cafeteria. Although it is temporarily closed due to the need for the police to handle cases, it is still based on Wu Ge's ability. It's so easy to get some ingredients out of it. Of course, as a practitioner, he will not let a small businessman who abides by the law suffer. While carrying the ingredients, he also carried two hundred-yuan bills from Director Tian's wallet and put them on the cashier counter of the restaurant.

"Mom, I'm hungry. ”

Zuo Tai, who had not made a sound for a long time, spoke. If you don't eat water and rice for two days, you are indeed hungry. Those chicken and duck offal, which couldn't get into his eyes at all in the past, hooked his drool.

"Are you hungry, what should you do if you are hungry?" The middle-aged woman was angry and distressed, "Don't you see that your mother is busy with your business......? Find the key!"

She yelled at Director Tian.

Director Tian was completely dazed. I've groped all over my pocket, where the hell is the key......

He pulled out a small cardboard box from his back butt pocket.

Worst...... He stared at the carton and thought.

"Where the hell did you put the keys...... What is this?"

Seeing that the director stared at the carton without moving, the middle-aged woman snatched the carton.

Then, her face elongated.

"As a police officer, you don't bring good equipment during work hours, do you bring this?"

She desperately smashed the carton in the director's face, screaming.

Wu Ge fell to the ground laughing...... Of course, there will be no condoms in the cafeteria, it is the director's own thing.

The middle-aged woman stood up angrily...... Men are just useless, she shouldn't have counted on them a long time ago!

"Don't be complacent, I know you're playing tricks. Do you think you can do whatever you want with a few magic tricks?" she pointed at Wu Ge and categorically ordered her subordinates: "Arrest him first, see what else he can do!"

The middle-aged woman's two attendants responded loudly to her order, and the driver also got out of the car, and the three of them roared together and rushed towards Wu Ge bravely.

Wu Ge sat on the ground and slowly raised his head...... Magic? Don't be so insulting!

I...... Although I was lucky enough to be a "quasi-immortal" in just one or two years, I didn't practice diligently? I suffered so much, suffered so much, suffered so much, suffered so many injuries, and went in and out of the ghost gate several times. Not long ago, he was still in the cold and snow, and even penguins don't like to stay in the ghost position, and he forgot to die for the survival and development of all mankind...... You dead corrupt people dare to say that this is magic trick for me?

Today I'm going to show you how magic works!

One of the middle-aged woman's entourage had already rushed to Wu Ge's side. Wu Ge's fingers moved slightly, and his entourage suddenly leaped, flew over Wu Ge's head, and hit Zuo Tai's body.

Zuo Tai swayed back and forth in the air, wailing loudly.

"Sorry, I made a mistake. ”

Wu Ge turned his head and grinned. Then, as soon as he stretched out his palm, the second attendant flew towards the middle-aged woman and Director Tian. The middle-aged woman, Director Wada, screamed miserably and fell to the ground with her entourage.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the driver turned around and fled. Out of professional instinct, he felt safest in the car. But he tried his best, and he couldn't shorten the distance between himself and the luxury car.

Something seems to have caught on itself?

"Don't ......"

He looked back and found that reality was more frightening than he had guessed: there was nothing behind him, and the magician was still four or five meters away.

"I'm good for you. ”

Wu Ge said with a smile, and then with a wave of his palm, the driver also flew towards the middle-aged woman who had just stood up. At the same time, Wu Ge put two fingers together with his other hand and poked at the luxury car......

A sharp whistle sounded, followed by a "boom", and the luxury car jumped upwards suddenly, and then was blown apart. The gasoline in the tank was ignited by a small fireball, turning into a "big fireball" that flew upward, spilling gasoline and blazing on the road and the buildings on the street.

Damn, I accidentally caused collateral damage.

Wu Ge hurriedly cast spells to extinguish the fire. At this time, the policemen who heard the explosion all around drew their guns and rushed towards this side.

"Director Tian, how are you?"

They ran and yelled to show their love for their leaders.

One policeman was slow to move, but quickly ran to the front of the line.

"Don't shoot...... Don't shoot. ”

He shouted loudly, and just as everyone behind him was secretly scolding in their hearts, "Which sycophant runs so fast?", he ran in front of Wu Ge.

"Boss, you extinguish the fire...... Don't make a big deal out of it. ”

He said pleadingly.

Wu Ge was very surprised.

"Huh, you know me?"

"I've heard of it...... The vice president told me what I was staring at here. ”

"Oh. ”

Director Tian's side was already full of people at this time, and those who couldn't squeeze into the circle had to retreat and turn around Wu Ge, and seven or eight guns were aimed at Wu Ge's head.

"Don't move, squat, hold your head in your hands......"

They shouted in a goof.

"No shots. ”

Director Tian shouted in the circle. The gang that came two days ago warned him not to have any idea of hurting "Master Wu", saying that it was not enough to kill him if he annoyed him...... He didn't dare offend a guy who could fly. (To be continued......)