Chapter 45: The Old Cow Who Sells Ass [Asking for Subscriptions and Monthly Passes]

As soon as the words fell, the transpiring water vapor turned into a semicircular seven-colored rainbow above the heads of Wang Zhuo and the others, and suddenly turned into a golden circle of light under the warm sunlight.

In the well, a carp with red scales and a body and whiskers more than two meters long surfaced, first the gills filtered a few wells of water, and then the tail of the fish seemed to be equipped with a rocket jet, flying out of the well towards the golden circle of light!

"Why can't we scan it with our divine sense!"

Duobao exclaimed, and saw that the old cow puffed up his cheeks, and his consciousness condensed into a sentence and said: "The well is connected to the groundwater, this fish is swimming for hundreds of miles in an instant, I said that you two are enough, what good things are thrown into the well, and it dares to come out and turn into a dragon after two sips? Stop this fish quickly, no matter whether this fish can cross the dragon gate or not, it may bring a catastrophe, the power of the dragon tribulation is huge, we may survive, but the creatures around us are inevitable..."

Before the words fell, I saw Wang Zhuo's shirt cracked, and a black dragon head poked out of his chest.

The black dragon's eyes were cold, and he first glanced at Niu Bi without emotion, so frightened that Niu Bi took a few steps back, and then saw the dragon's head fly out of Wang Zhuo's chest with a slightly illusory body, and the dragon roared!

For a while, the courtyard of Wang Shouyi's house was instantly shrouded in black qi, if there were ordinary mortals, not only could they not see the black qi, but it was impossible for the sky to be abnormal and Wang Zhuo and others would appear in their eyes.

How many other means do you have! What kind of adventure did you have after being missing for half a year! Seeing the black dragon exuding might, Niu Bi didn't dare to raise his head and look at it directly.

The red carp that had already flown out of the well's dead fish saw the black dragon, its big mouth moved, and it let out a quacking cry.

Perhaps it was frightened by the black dragon, but due to the fatal temptation of the dragon, the red carp couldn't care much, and its figure was faster, and it jumped high towards the golden circle of light.

The originally clear and cloudless sky was instantly covered with dark clouds, in which lightning and thunder quickly accumulated energy.

Wang Zhuo shouted. The second layer of the Heavenly Demon Duel erupted with all its might, his pants cracked, and the tails of the two water and fire cat clans that seemed to be real and illusory were raised high.

"Duobao, protect my parents with Lao Xie!"

After that, the bronze bottle was swung in black mist, and Seryosha, who was more than two meters tall, stood beside Wang Zhuo, holding the Zhenshan compass, and the compass pointer pointed to the direction of the wellhead for a while, and it seemed that he had discovered the low-grade Fulongdan in the well water.

Seryosha patted the compass, only to see the compass make a clicking sound. In a yellow mist, three miniature peaks loomed.

Duobao knew that he had no more means of attack when his sun true fire was exhausted, nodded to Wang Zhuo, glanced at Wang Zhuo's appearance at this time, turned around and rushed towards the house with Xie Liaosha.

Niu Bi's hairless neck had swelled for two full turns, and then the cow's mouth was wide open.

"Moo!"

The earth-shattering cow roared, provoking even the eyes of the black dragon in the air to be full of brilliance. I saw that the sound waves could be seen with the naked eye, and the wind turned into swords, guns, halberds, and forks rubbing against each other, making a metallic sound towards the red carp in the air.

Wang Zhuo was not to be outdone, and cut off the soul of the god bead. The surface of the fire control tail formed the supernatural giant stick, and the figure of Keiko, who was dressed in student clothes, faded and merged into the heavenly true fire, and Wang Zhuo's body burst out. A stick smashed into the head of the red carp!

Niu Bi sent out a blow, and was about to accumulate his strength to continue, but found that Wang Zhuo had so many means, and his divine sense had just swept over Xie Liaosha, who had already reached the roof. Even more gasp.

It's not a human, it's lifeless, probably a kind of mutant zombie. And its realm is actually a yuan baby!

Why did I hold it up at that time, so greedy for the leisure of the world, if I followed Xiao Zhuo, maybe I would have broken the ban under the stinky woman, Niu Bi soared to the sky!

When the old cow was thinking wildly, the various weapons formed by the sound waves first concentrated on the red carp, only to see that the scales on the fish's body suddenly staggered, and it came out of its body and turned into a red shield, blocking all the sound waves from the shield!

The red carp dead fish rolled its eyes, and seemed to laugh at the old cow's low-level methods. Then it saw a giant superhuman stick smashing with 10,000 points of fire!

"Gah!"

The red carp screamed, and no longer cared about jumping into the dragon gate, and with a spit out of its mouth, countless bubbles also turned golden yellow under the reflection of the sun's true fire, and as soon as it came into contact with the air, the foam shattered, forming a wall of water, as if to extinguish the flames on the giant stick.

But Wang Zhuo's true fire is the true transmission of the sun, and there is Keiko, a wild god without a god position, to evaporate the weak wall of water without half an obstacle, and it is about to hit the head of the red carp, the red carp is terrified, and no longer cares about the golden circle dragon gate above his head, and his body is about to jump back into the well.

But Niu Bi was ridiculed by the red carp just now, scolded in a low voice, his body became bigger, and he lay directly on the wellhead without revealing a gap, and the cow's mouth, which was missing two front teeth, pouted, and smiled at the red carp.

"Shameless, that dead cow!"

The red carp suddenly spoke, turned around and rolled a few times on the snow, and then turned into a handsome and naked, less than one meter tall Terran Xiao Zhengtai, kneeling on the ground with a frightened face and shouting at Wang Zhuo: "Great Immortal spare your life!"

"Yo, it's still the same way. Wang Zhuo said this, but the stick momentum did not stop, and it seemed that he was going to smash the red carp Xiao Zhengtai into a meat patty before stopping.

Red carp Xiao Zhengtai cried and shouted: "Slow down! I am willing to serve the great immortal as the lord and serve for the rest of my life!"

The stick stopped on Shota's head, and the fire on it was almost scorching his hair.

"Zhuo boy, do it quickly! Lao Tzu is going to braised carp today!" Lao Niu said to Wang Zhuo on the side: "And this kind of carp that can jump over the dragon gate has heard that the blood is unusually delicious." ”

Xiao Zhengtai first glanced at the golden circle of light that had dispersed above his head with pity, and then glared at Niu Bi angrily and said, "Well, old Niu, if you don't have the protection of the Great Immortal, how can you be my opponent?"

Niu Bi lay on the wellhead and said with a smile: "This is the year of the gap! I am in love with the great immortals, but the brothers who worship and knock nine times, cut the yellow chicken and drink the soju, and the fight is always the two of them together!"

Wang Zhuo saw that Niu Bi was talking more and more mysterious, and said with black lines on his head: "Brother Niu, let's get over." ”

"it! Have you forgotten the years when you rode me?"

The red carp was stunned, looked at Wang Zhuo disgustingly, and said: "Count! I'm unlucky, Daxian still beat me to death with a stick!"

This little demon was a little interesting, Wang Zhuo looked at Zhengtai with a smile and said, "What if I have to accept you as a slave?"

“... Then I'd rather jump into your oil pot and become a plate of braised carp! I would rather abandon the dignity of the demon clan and practice myself like this old cow who sells farts and eyes. Zhengtai seemed to accept his fate, looking at Niu Bi with disdain.

Niu Bi was furious! The white foam in his angry mouth flew out, "Fucking little monster, dare to say that your grandfather Niu sells ass? vulgar! Xiao Zhuo, kill him!"

Wang Zhuo Ha laughed, took back the giant stick, and said to Niu Bi: "Brother Niu, get out of the way, let him go." ”

Then he said to the red carp with the most stern expression in his life: "The population of my demon clan is scattered, so I can't bear to kill you." But next time, you have a little public morality and find a no-man's land. ”

Hearing this, Niu Bi stood up and exposed the well, and after shrinking his body back to his original size, he said to Wang Zhuo: "Although the words are right, I reserve my opinion! A cold-blooded animal like this is not worth letting him go." ”

"Who said I was cold-blooded!" Seeing that Wang Zhuoken let him go, the red carp was overjoyed, and was about to turn over and enter the well, when he heard the words, he suddenly stopped his movements and said angrily: "I have been transformed for twenty years, and I am waiting to take off the carp body and become a dragon, but you wait to stop me indiscriminately, the next time I become a dragon, I have to wait for Cheng Dan, and Cheng Dan must succeed when Cheng Dan, otherwise there is no hope in this life, and I will live with the body of a fish." I didn't even blame you, and I didn't even do it when I had the opportunity to kill you on the spot just now, and now I dare to say that I'm cold-blooded?"

Niu Bi sneered: "Welcome to kill! If you find a no-man's place to cross the catastrophe, I don't bother to care about you, and even if you are blown into powder by the thunderstorm, maybe Lao Tzu will burn some small fish and shrimp for you every year to commemorate your ignorant and fearless spirit." But don't you know how you have the opportunity to turn into a dragon? If it weren't for Xiao Zhuo's idiot throwing pills into the well water to nourish his parents' bodies, you would have a chance to eat pills to improve your true qi? What's more, the dragon tribulation must be guided by natural true fire such as the sun and Taiyin in order to activate the bloodline in your body, otherwise with the weak dragon bloodline in your body, the little demon who transformed into a shape would be able to jump over the dragon gate?

When the red carp heard this, Nuo Nuo couldn't speak, so he heard Niu Bi squint and said disdainfully: "Alas... It is a grace to let you have the hope of turning into a dragon in the future, and it is a second grace to let you live and let you return to the river. Not only are you grateful, but you seem to be resentful? Now that the morality of the human race has deteriorated, even the little monsters are affected? Why didn't the damn 2012 mean that the moon wiped you out!"

Wang Zhuo couldn't help but smile and said, "Brother Niu, you are angry and hurt." ”

Xiao Zhengtai, who turned into a red carp, looked at Niu Bi, then looked at Wang Zhuo, knelt in front of Wang Zhuo again and said, "Brother Niu is right!"

"It's called your ancestor! When Lao Tzu transformed, your ancestor was still a fish egg!"

Xiao Zhengtai ignored Niu Bi, who was like having mad cow disease, and bowed to Wang Zhuona: "Daxian, this cow is right, it is Xiao Yu who has lost his morality." If the great immortal does not think that the small fish is vulgar, he is willing to serve the great immortal as the master. Only expect..."

"What do you expect?" Wang Zhuo had a faint premonition in his heart.

Zhengtai's face turned red and whispered: "I only expect Daxian not to ride me, Xiaoyu is a male, and he is young, and he can't withstand the whipping of Daxian's crotch." ”

Nima, Niu Bi, I hate you!

Wang Zhuo laughed dryly, waved his hand and said: "Brother Niu makes you happy, if I were you, I wouldn't want to have an extra master or something, you can go." ”

When the red carp heard this, he was even more determined to follow Wang Zhuo.

The little monster's mind is even simpler than Duobao, Niu Bi said that he agrees, and there are many hidden monsters in this farmhouse yard, and it seems that Wang Zhuo, who is in charge, is not a demon who devours and kills, and the demon Duoli is large, and it will always be much stronger than him hiding in the underground river alone!

Thinking of this, the red carp opened its mouth and spit out a pearl that shone with white light, and inside it was his beast soul.

"I swear by my soul now, serve the Great Immortal as the Lord, and never give up for the rest of my life!"

With that, a mouthful of essence blood sprayed onto the pearl, and countless steam soared to transform into Wang Zhuo's appearance, and then was sucked in by the pearl.

Xiao Zhengtai said goodbye, and said in a crisp voice that had not yet changed his voice: "The great immortal is above, please accept the little demon!" (to be continued......)