Chapter 44: Divide Me One
When Lu Xiaoxiao and the others went out, Wu Ge was carrying out patient and meticulous persuasion work. To say that Wu Ge is actually good at eloquence and understands a lot of truth, convincing people is a piece of cake - of course, provided that he can interject.
"What nonsense are you talking about, that's the old Gezi's horse. People come and play ......"
"Old Gezi's horse, can it be both?"
“…… So what's the matter? Don't you allow people to be attractive, are you jealous of two people?"
"You're jealous!"
It just so happened that Lu Xiaoxiao walked out with Cheng Yingxia with a snort, and didn't say hello, and left directly.
"Hey, sister, sister, why don't you play more...... Oops!"
"You're not being honest when you turn me around. Li Lili grabbed Zhang Shengwei's ears and forced him to correct his posture.
Zhang Shengwei was annoyed.
"Warn you not to keep doing it, don't expect me to keep you going. You said you don't let people live all day long...... If you want to be jealous, no one cares about you, but you should eat some brand vinegar?
"Whew, when has the old lady ever eaten your vinegar?"
"Look, the horses that made the old guys angry ......"
"Am I angry?"
"Alright, that's not my horse. Wu Ge hurriedly interjected, "I'll ...... with Lu It's not that you don't know. ”
Li Lili glared at Zhang Shengwei.
"You see how single-minded people are, and you have half of them?"
"Am I not single-minded? Do I have anyone but you? I am suspicious all day long!"
"I'm too lazy to talk about you!" Li Lili huffed into the store. Normally, this would not have ended so quickly, but today there are too few spectators to make a lot of noise - they are big names now, and there is no passion at all when the scene is small.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is in charge all day long...... Hello Lao Gezi, free and easy. Zhang Shengwei complained.
"Forget it, you two are really ...... Lily is also very good for you. ”
"Alas. Zhang Shengwei sighed with mixed meaning.
"I'm sorry, old Gezi...... You brought the horses and it turned out to be ......"
"It's not me Mazi, how can you ......?"
"Isn't it really a horse?"
Zhang Shengwei's face became quick, and he smiled and pulled Wu Ge to the corner of the wall.
"How about sharing one with me?" he said with a salivating face.
"I said you kid......"
"Don't keep staring at the deer cherry...... Ah, whatever you want. You keep one of these two, and if you can't catch up with Lu Sakura, you also have another one...... You pick first, and give me the rest, how about it?"
Zhang Shengwei smiled lewdly, as if Wu Ge was his father-in-law, as long as he nodded his head, he would be able to spend candles in the cave immediately.
"Lao Weizi, you're too ......"
"We are brothers, and we have blessings to share. Zhang Shengwei's flesh was trembling, and his saliva was about to come out.
Wu Ge hesitated, of course, not that he planned to agree to Zhang Shengwei. It's true that Zhang Shengwei is his buddy, but so is Li Lili, of course he can't help Zhang Shengwei do that kind of thing. But he knew very well in his heart that Lu Xiaoxiao would never let Zhang Shengwei have good fruits to eat, Cheng Yingxia didn't look at being coquettish and foolish all day long, but it was not a fuel-efficient lamp - he knew this very well. Therefore, he wondered whether to let this kid suffer some losses, so that he could change this nymphomaniac. But who should he chase-Xiaoxiao is too small, and besides, she is too powerful, Zhang Shengwei is just a little distracted, and he won't suffer such a big retribution......
"Why, you want both? You're too bad for buddy......"
Zhang Shengwei misunderstood Wu Ge's silence and said dissatisfied.
“…… Do you really want to chase?" Wu Ge muttered.
"Of course. Who doesn't like beautiful women?" Zhang Shengwei's eyes were blurred.
"Alright," Wu Ge thought to himself, this is your own doing.
"Then you can chase my junior sister. But it's up to you, I can't help you with anything. ”
"Okay, okay, but it's ......" Zhang Shengwei looked embarrassed, "How old is your junior sister, she looks like she is only ten ......"
"That little one is Senior Sister. Wu Ge had no choice but to confess.
"Huh?"
"The little one is the senior sister, and the big one is the junior sister...... In fact, the small one is big, and the big one is small. That is to say......"
Zhang Shengwei had the expression of listening to a philosophy class, and Wu Ge himself was confused. He had to stop, ponder for a while, and start from the beginning.
"That said, uh...... You know they're both tall and short, right?"
"Yes. ”
"Do you remember that tall and that short?"
"Yes. ”
"Good. That is to say, the short one is the senior sister, and the tall one is the junior sister. You understand?"
Zhang Shengwei pondered for a while, and a sudden expression appeared on his face.
"So the tall man is mine?"
"Yes. But be warned, she has a bad temper and has practiced ......"
"I like tall ones. Zhang Shengwei didn't pay attention to what Wu Ge was saying, he clapped his hands excitedly and laughed wildly.
"Old Gezi, it's interesting enough. I like you...... I love you. ”
Zhang Shengwei was incoherent for a while, so he simply "expressed it with action," he picked up Wu Ge and turned around, and then kissed Wu Ge on the face with unfinished feelings.
"I'm ...... This is on the street. Wu Ge shouted.
It was late, and a young man with dyed yellow hair happened to pass by them.
Wu Ge was speechless in embarrassment, and the sixteen or seventeen-year-old boy looked at them with interest.
"So it's okay if you're 0 or 1," said Little Yellow Fur with an encouraging smile, "It doesn't matter on the street." It's a modern society, and everyone is very tolerant...... But if you come to the real thing, I advise you to find a toilet. ”
Zhang Shengwei's eyes widened.
"Day, get away...... Beware of Lao Tzu smashing you!"
The little yellow-haired monster laughed and ran away.
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Wu Ge continued his cultivation life, although he was a little worse than Cheng Yingxia in terms of qualifications, but fortunately, he had a thick foundation and worked hard, so the recent entry still made the three masters feel more satisfied. However, his three masters are mainly focused on enjoying life anyway, and they don't care too much about him.
But Wu Ge still has a lot of troubles, mainly from Lu Xiaoxiao.
"Tiny...... Uh, senior sister, can you think about it and talk about it?"
Lu Xiaoxiao glared at Wu Ge, looking like he hated iron but not steel. However, since Wu Ge corrected it in time, she didn't plan to teach him any more lessons.
They are building houses. There are not many houses in the fairy world, but fortunately, real estate developers have generally not cultivated to the point of having the strength of 50,000 "Tvorm" aura, otherwise they would have flocked to it a long time ago. The cost of demolition here is not high, and there are many environmental selling points, that is, you can make a lot of money by reselling the land. When Master Qingyun organized the immortals to create the immortal realm, he set the minimum conditions for opening the gate of the immortal realm so high, and now it seems that he is still very far-sighted—otherwise, the immortals will also visit for demolition and housing prices, and it will be a big trouble.
However, the gods do not necessarily have to have a house, they can live in the open air, or find a cave. For example, Chen Tuan's ancestor made his home in a shallow cave in the mountain wall - anyway, he slept all day long, and he just had a stone pillow. In the past, Lu Xiaoxiao basically spent the night in a tree, storing some of her precious things in a large tree hollow, and the old bicycle that Wu Ge gave her was set up on a branch by her, which was her home. But now that I've been with Cheng Yingxia for a long time, the little girl has gradually learned to be flashy, and she feels that she needs to have a beautiful house to live comfortably. Besides, when my sister comes to play there in the future, I'll have to make a bigger one. Anyway, the materials in the fairy world are easy to find, and there is a junior brother ready-made, just cover it.