Chapter 14: Spanking and Fucking
Ergou still wants to fight for it again.
Master, why do I have to bring Ah Huang Ah Hua with me? It's easier for me not to bring them.
The master took Ergou to the backyard, pointed to a mound of dirt and asked Ergou, what is this?
Of course, the second dog knows that this is the grave of the mother of the dark yellow, the big dog.
The second dog said, this is the grave.
Master said, "Yes, this is the grave."
The big dog raised you back then, and you and Ah Huang are brothers. If you want to go down the mountain and walk the rivers and lakes, naturally you have to take Ah Huang with you, is it possible that you still want our two old guys to support him for the rest of his life. Traveling with Ah Huang is conducive to the physical and mental development of you and Ah Huang, this is all for your good, don't shirk it anymore.
These two dogs also recognized it, but with Ah Hua, the big flower chicken and the second dog, they were a little incomprehensible.
Ergou cautiously asked Master, Master, Ah Hua is the only chicken in the temple that lays eggs, I took Ah Hua away, what should I do if there are no eggs in the temple in the future?
Master said, "You don't have to worry about this at all."
Why? Ergou is very strange, why don't you worry, there are no other birds in this monastery.
The master looked at Ergou with a mysterious face, and said with a lewd expression, It's okay, I heard that there seems to be a new nunnery on the other side of the mountain, as a fellow practitioner, it will be no problem for us to borrow a few eggs at that time.
Ergou finally had nothing to say. The unscrupulous monk really did everything.
These two dogs can only be recognized by themselves.
But just imagine, a person walking the rivers and lakes, with a dog, and a chicken on his shoulder, it feels ridiculous to think about it.
Before going down the mountain, Ergou asked the master another question, Master, the rivers and lakes are not peaceful, what should I do if I go down the mountain and meet someone who is looking for fault?
Master said, you have just entered the rivers and lakes, it is better to keep a low profile, monks, everything is compassionate, caring for sentient beings, forbearance is the highest state of everything, small and unbearable will be chaotic, endure for a while, forbearance is good.
But what if the other party is from the Wudang Sect? Ergou asked again.
Master hesitated, this ...... This one... Wait a minute, I'll go and ask the abbot.
After speaking, the master hurriedly rushed to the abbot's meditation room.
After a while, the master hurried out.
Ergou saw that there was a small yellow bag in the master's hand, and the master walked in front of Ergou and said to Ergou with a mysterious face, "The answer you want is in it."
After speaking, he raised his hand and handed the little yellow bag into the hands of the second dog.
As soon as Ergou heard Master's words, he reverently stretched out his hand and took the small yellow cloth bag from Master's hand tremblingly.
Ergou stretched out his hand to open it, but the master hurriedly stopped Ergou.
Do not open. Master looked at Ergou and shook his head.
Why? Ergou looked puzzled.
The abbot has specially told him to open it only when necessary, and now it is not allowed to be seen. Master spoke to Ergou.
Ergou asked Master, why, sooner or later, why can't it be now?
What is this, the second dog? The master asked, pointing to the yellow bag in the second dog's hand.
Ergou said to the master with a puzzled face, is this a trick?
Ergou didn't understand Master's actions at all.
So what's in there?" Master continued.
This is the answer given to me by the abbot? Ergou was even more at a loss.
Yes, Master's face is happy, so you can't open it now.
What is this for? Ergou was completely stunned.
The master looked at Ergou helplessly, pointed to the bag in Ergou's hand and asked, what is this?
The abbot gave me a bag.
So what's in there?
Here is the answer that the abbot gave me.
yes, so you can't open it now......
Why is that?
What is this?
The abbot gave me a bag.
So what's in there?
Here is the answer that the abbot gave me.
That's right......
Before you know it, the sun is about to set.
Ergou really couldn't stand the master's inexplicable nagging, so he had to compromise himself and interrupt the master's words.
Okay, Master, I know everything. Shall I open it again later?
Master's face was full of joy this time, yes! That's right!
Then continue to say to Ergou, this thing you must open it when you need it the most and at the most critical moment, this is the best plan. In this way, it can show you the way forward in the most critical moments, and save you from the fire and water. If you can't reflect its value, then how can the things in this bag play its role?
Okay, Master, I remember, I will definitely open it at the most critical moment in the future, okay? After saying that, Ergou took the little yellow cloth bag into his arms.
Ergou thought to himself, I must open this bag when it is the most critical, important and unbearable.
Many years later, Ergou finally had a chance to open the bag, only to see four big characters written in it, fuck!
By this time it was already dark.
The master looked at the sky and said to Ergou, the time of parting is always short, and people always feel too hurried, and they all blame the teacher for being too verbose, delaying your trip, and feeling very guilty for the teacher.
Ergou said, Master, don't say that, I actually can't bear you and the abbot in my heart, and I am still very uneasy to see Master you blaming yourself like this.
The master said, don't blame yourself like this, Ergou, blame the teacher, it's getting late, you better hurry down the mountain.
Ergou nodded and said to Master, Master, I'm leaving. You and the abbot must take care of yourself, I will be back soon.
After speaking, the second dog turned around, strode into the night, and embarked on the road down the mountain, taking a dog and a chicken.
But halfway up the mountain, Ergou suddenly changed his mind, and Ergou suddenly thought, where should I go to sleep and rest in the middle of the night?
Ergou thought for a moment, turned around again, and strode back towards the small temple.
A sharp knock on the door broke the silence of the small monastery.
The master hurriedly came out and opened the door with his clothes on.
As soon as the door opened, I saw two dogs and a dog and a chicken.
Master paused for a moment and asked cautiously, did you come back so soon after wandering the rivers and lakes?
Master, you have misunderstood, it is late, the mountain road is rugged, I have nowhere to rest, so I have to disturb your temple, hoping to spend the night, by the way, I can eat a meal to satisfy my stomach, I don't know if it can be convenient?
The master looked at the second dog in front of him and was completely stupid.
Master stammered and said, "You... You... Did you get your head crushed by the door, or... Or was it bitten by a dog?
The second dog waist straightened and said, this master, I am already a person in the rivers and lakes, not a little monk in this temple, this master, you are full of foul language, you are not afraid of disturbing this pure place of Buddhism?
Master is angry, then you go back and be your man in the rivers and lakes!
At this time, the abbot happened to come out and see this scene.
Okay, junior brother, let him in, by the way, you go to the kitchen to get some food for Ergou.
The two dogs clasped their hands together and chanted, Amitabha.
Then he said to the abbot, I'm really sorry to disturb the two of you so late, this master is really admirable for being so polite, it is really a living Buddha in the world to purify all sentient beings, Amitabha.
The abbot glared at Ergou, gritted his teeth and said, If you don't say anything again, believe it or not, I slapped you to death in the fucking past!