Chapter 109: Xia'er's Dream
Wu Ge's fist was raised high, and countless thoughts ran through his heart.
Where?
A slap in the face?
As the old saying goes, "If you hit someone, you don't slap your face, and if you scold someone, you don't expose your shortcomings." "What's more, this is a beautiful eyebrow, and the importance of beauty to others cannot be overemphasized. Even if Cheng Yingxia is not in a thousand ways, it is too much to be ruthless like this. Besides, how can such a charming face be handled?
If you can't hit your face, then hit your chest, right?
Can......
The importance of breasts is also not overemphasized for women. Moreover, in today's era of breastfeeding, beating someone's chest is tantamount to cutting off the food rations of future generations, and the sin is great. Besides, Cheng Yingxia's chest is ...... It's really too "chesty". If this punch goes down, it's really not certain who will be injured!
So, just hit the stomach?
Can...... But it was the only part of the human body that was not supported by bones, and there were many important organs in it. If you give birth to someone with an infertility problem, it will be tantamount to violating the rules of heaven -- don't think that if there are more than a billion people in China, you can just deprive others of their reproductive rights. Not to mention the West, even the vast number of Chinese people will not agree to this!
You can't hit your face, chest, or stomach, so you have to hit your legs. That's right, hit the leg, shine on her leg......
"Whew. ”
Wu Ge clutched his legs and took several steps back.
was restrained by her opponent, Cheng Yingxia was already angry. Seeing Wu Ge's pair of thief eyes dripping up and down on his body, Cheng Yingxia was even more ashamed, annoyed and angry. Taking advantage of Wu Ge's distraction, she struggled to pull out one of her feet, and hit Wu Ge's knee with a strong kick......
Wu Ge is about to go crazy -- not angry with others, but angry with himself! It's really useless, how can you become so cowardly when you meet a woman? People are already clearly trying to bully you to death, and you still think so much about others, and you still can't do it...... He is now completely sure that women are definitely the biggest obstacle on his path to cultivating immortals, and if he can't pass this hurdle, he will wait to be a cheap immortal for the rest of his life - maybe it's worse than that, he can't even take his turn, at best he is a cheap immortal!
"Stop. ”
Lu Xiaoxiao flew to arrive. However, after reassessing the current situation, her eyes "purred" and she changed her words and shouted, "Go on." ”
If she doesn't change her words, Cheng Yingxia won't stop! That kick just now didn't do much to relieve the shame in her heart. She clenched her two small pink fists and swooped forward like an aggressive, brightly feathered little hen......
"Backwards—"
Wu Ge's hair exploded at the roots, the green tendons on his neck and forehead protruded, and one hand pointed fixedly at Cheng Yingxia, and roared loudly like a god of war.
If Zhang Jizhong is present, the role of the Golden Retriever Lion King in the new version of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer" is definitely Wu Ge's.
No, Ying Xia was not so easily frightened by the "Lion's Roar Gong" - people were originally women, and they were naturally immune to this skill - although she stopped for a while, she still clenched her fists and stared at Wu Ge fiercely.
Beauty is beauty, how do you look at people's shapes...... Sprout.
Wu Ge gasped for breath, not because he was tired, but because he was angry. His eyes were almost bloodshot, his teeth rattled and his fists clenched like steel...... Eventually, he decided...... I still have something to say.
"How did I offend you?" he said, gritting his teeth. "What did I do?"
He yelled.
"Hmph, you know what you do. Cheng Yingxia said with her head held high. "I'm too embarrassed to say it. ”
"Damn, is there such a back-and-down rake?" Wu Ge scolded in his heart. "I'm too embarrassed to say it. ”
"Okay, it's okay not to be a brother and sister. But I'm going to tell you......"
"Phew, who is with you as a brother and sister. Cheng Yingxia held her chest (cute...... Moe, so cute!) said, "You sinister villain! The most romantic thing I can think of is to see you unlucky until you grow old." ”
This cursed ...... Wu Ge was so angry that he almost went to find a bowl.
But he suddenly laughed, of course, ugly.
"Yes, yes," he said, biting his cheek. "I did do something I'm sorry for you......"
"Humph!"
"That time in Hongyang City, I was too late to save you. ”
"Don't show your merit here. ”
"If you're ...... for this"
"It's not just that. ”
“...... Okay, then I apologize to you. ”
Wu Ge gritted his teeth, stood up straight, and bowed to Cheng Yingxia very solemnly.
"Hmph, pretend...... Disgusting!"
Wu Ge raised his head, held up a finger, very cool, very handsome, very deep, and said word by word:
"Later...... Don't mess with me again. ”
With that, he turned around and held his head high to leave.
"Hmph, shameless. You think that's all there is to it?"
Cheng Yingxia broke out. She jumped to her feet and gestured gracefully towards Wu Ge's shoulder.
......
With a "bang", it was like a natural gas explosion in the fairy world-compared to Lu Dongbin, Lu Xiaoxiao's method of sealing the dantian was still too amateurish--Wu Ge's true qi gushed out at once, like a layer of transparent flames, constantly rolling up and down Zhou's body......
Lu Xiaoxiao knew it very well, and her little face suddenly turned pale.
"What are you doing," she stopped in front of Cheng Yingxia and screamed.
"We just wanted to deal with you...... It's fun. Why are you so stingy?"
Seeing that Wu Ge didn't move, she added with a trembling voice.
......
Wu Ge turned his face sideways, glancing at the second daughter behind him out of the corner of his eye, with a cold and wicked smile on the corner of his mouth...... After a long time, he "snorted", and the true qi flame on his body disappeared with a "poof". Then, he turned his head and walked away slowly.
"Hmph, I'll let you go this time. I'll settle accounts with you later. Cheng Yingxia pouted.
However, by this time, Wu Ge had been gone for five or six minutes. Moreover, her voice was low, low.
――――Seven Knives――――
Men have a dream of rivers and lakes in their hearts, and Cheng Yingxia has a chivalrous dream in her heart.
Part of the reason is that she's so pretty.
When she was twelve or thirteen years old, her beauty caused her many troubles. This situation began to change when she was fourteen or fifteen years old, because by this time she had already begun to ...... Uh, starting to have spring. By this time, she had realized that her beauty was not a bad thing, and she began to envy some of the young couples in the class. But she struggled to determine the best candidate among the many suitors – scientific studies have shown that people are hesitant when there are more than seven goals to choose from. And her suitors are several times that number. However, in the end, she chooses a boy who she thinks is excellent in all aspects, and decides to embark on her own emotional adventure with her own vision, the gossip advice of her little sisters, and all kinds of bizarre card divination games.
The venture was over-thrilled from the start—the "good" boy she had chosen had at least one flaw, a lack of patience. At the same time that Cheng Yingxia decided to hand over her good life to him, he contacted a few friends to arrange a special party, wanting to play the game of "raw rice to cooked rice". Fortunately, one of Cheng Yingxia's best friends got the news, broke into the party halfway, begged and scared, suppressed the gang of cowardly hairy boys, and dragged Cheng Yingxia, who had drunk aphrodisiacs and was confused, back to her house for a night and escaped this catastrophe.
This incident was regarded as a great shame by Cheng Yingxia, and it also left a big shadow in her heart - a boy who she thought was very good, looked particularly mature, steady, and educated, but her heart was so dirty, what kind of man could she trust in the future? "There is no good thing for men in the world" This sentence is absolutely true to her. Since then, she has completely become a "cold beauty" and has not accepted any man's displays of affection or teasing. However, her refusal to accept it does not mean that it will all stop - the most effective way for a woman to reject a man is to have a man by her side. It's funny to say, but it's true - after graduating from high school, she cried and refused to go back to school, and avoiding the harassment of boring men was the main reason.
But even if she doesn't go to school, this kind of harassment still exists -- she can't stay at home all day, can she? Whenever this happens, she can't help but wish that she would transform into a chivalrous woman: strong in martial arts, smart and witty, alone, and roaming the rivers and lakes...... It doesn't matter whether you rob the rich or not, the key is to teach all the prostitutes in the world a good lesson.
(Why did she behave so resolutely and unhesitating as soon as she found out that there were really immortals in this world?) )
Therefore, she hated all those who dared to show affection or covet her, and she would punish them as soon as possible. The way, of course, is to treat others in the way of others...... For example, tricking Zhang Shengwei into taking aphrodisiacs - in fact, since Lu Xiaoxiao was behind her back, Cheng Yingxia had already used this trick to overshadow a few unlucky people who openly teased her on the street.
As for Wu Ge, a despicable villain...... It is obviously unrealistic to trick him into taking aphrodisiacs. This trick has been used once in front of him, he must have guarded against it, and he is also an immortal, his nose is estimated to be smarter than a dog, and he can smell it. Besides, she has a deep relationship with Wu Ge's Liangzi, and such a little trick is really incomprehensible.
At first, Lu Xiaoxiao did not agree with Cheng Yingxia's plan. Because although she doesn't have a big interest in this junior brother and has had some minor offences, she doesn't think he's a bad guy. Especially when her father had an accident, Wu Ge behaved so sadly, which made the little girl have a little affection for him - not to mention that Wu Ge also built her a room and gave her a car. If this is in the mortal world, you should promise you a house and a car, and you still want to make a whole family? This is also a bit too much.
However, Cheng Yingxia's persuasiveness cannot be described as "first-class in the world". Moreover, we all know that Lu Xiaoxiao, this girl, is "people like to do bad things the most". Once Cheng Yingxia said something interesting, the little girl also came to the spirit. Anyway, he couldn't beat Wu Ge to death by trying his fists and feet, and at most he suffered a little bit of flesh and skin -- who made him a boy? Accompany his junior sister to practice boxing, take two beatings, and entertain his senior sister by the way.