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When Princess Jincheng was wandering on the streets in her previous life looking for cause and effect, Diao Xiaosi was lying comfortably on a pile of scriptures, stretching Erlang's legs and humming a little song, leisurely and happy.

God knows, his heart is more bitter than Huang Lian, and he is so depressed that he is a mess.

Until now, Diao Xiaosi didn't know how he was caught by the old nun, and he became a prisoner for some reason.

He dared to swear with the dead old man's head that there was no suspicion of releasing water when the green dragon hand was caught, and it did catch the old nun's neck.

But before she could throw her into the puddle, the old nun suddenly pulled out the dust behind her waist and swept it on his cheeks like a fly.

Diao Xiaosi obviously saw the old nun's actions clearly, but he still fainted in front of him.

Then, he inexplicably arrived at the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and the meridians of his whole body were sealed and he couldn't use any strength, and he couldn't untie them no matter what method he used.

However, how could the golden scales be a thing in the pool? Even if the little fourth master had no power to restrain the chicken, it could be trapped with a mere scripture pavilion?

He carefully observed the situation in the Scripture Pavilion, and immediately had a score in his heart.

The Pavilion was three stories high, and the top floor where he was located was a bit like a large storehouse, full of yellowed scriptures, many of which were in Tianzhu Sanskrit that he could not read.

As expected, there is a magic circle in the pavilion to protect it, and the eight difficulties and ten evils are integrated, as long as there is an invasion of foreign enemies to stimulate the formation, even the top master of the Mahayana realm will still bombard him in ashes.

Seeing this, Diao Xiaosi couldn't help but laugh secretly, just these tattered scriptures that are worth three dollars and two dollars, I am afraid that no one will be willing to buy them if they are thrown out of the water and sold them.

He took out the guide car from the belt of the dragon, and touched the door all the way to the door, and accidentally saw that several volumes of scriptures tied together were actually printed with gold leaf, if it weren't for his sharp eyes, he almost missed it.

Diao Xiaosi didn't even think about it, almost instinctively took the sheep by the hand and picked up the scroll and planned to stuff it into the belt of the dragon.

Suddenly, he heard a meow in the darkness, and a black shadow of flesh swept out of the spur and slammed into the pile of scriptures in front of him.

Diao Xiaosi was startled, and when he saw clearly that there was a fat cat that was so old that he had lost his teeth that he looked up and down and was about to block the way, he couldn't help but be furious and said: "Niang Xipi, it's just that Lao Tzu Tiger was bullied by dogs in Pingyang, and you dare to show off your power even if you are a cat?"

The fat cat seemed to be able to understand human speech, and it was very disdainful to "meow" at Diao Xiaosi and "meow" twice.

Diao Xiaosi glared at the fat cat, thinking that if he showed weakness to a fat cat, wouldn't he be laughed to death?

Who knows that things backfired, the fat cat was not only not afraid, but also yawned lazily at Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi's face was gloomy, thinking that people would be unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, when would a fat cat raised by a nun dare to bully Lao Tzu?

He was angry and angry in his heart, and he picked up a roll of bamboo slips and threw it at the fat cat.

The fat cat reacted very quickly, jumped up like a ball of meat, dodged the flying bamboo slips, and landed on a pile of books nearby, grinning and continuing to provoke Diao Xiaosi.

Diao Xiaosi was so angry that he had the intention to use the rest of the day to thunder and split the talisman before he lost his hand, and roasted the fat cat, but first, he felt sorry for the silver, and secondly, he was afraid that the movement would be too big, so he barely suppressed his anger and returned to the beast with a middle finger, and his body slipped towards the door.

The material tree wants to be quiet and the wind does not stop, and there is still a demon wind blowing from behind Diao Xiaosi.

The fat cat suddenly jumped up from the pile of books, and pounced like an arrow from the string.

Before Diao Xiaosi could turn around, there was a sharp pain on his back, and the fat cat stretched out his claws to scratch the blood from top to bottom.

Diao Xiaosi's tears hurt so much that they were about to come out, and without thinking, he pulled out the Youquan short knife and slashed it off the claws of the fat cat on his back.

The fat cat's eyes watched and listened in all directions, and it flashed to the side alertly and landed on the floor.

Diao Xiaosi hurriedly stopped his hand with a knife in the air, but he forgot that his meridians were restricted, and his movements were far less than what he usually wanted.

So, he watched as the short knife of Youquan in his hand was held in his hand with lightning speed, and resolutely slashed through his ass firmly.

He let out a scream involuntarily, and found that as the knife went deeper, his back and ass formed a perfect and brilliant cross pattern.

The fat cat quickly fled the scene of the crime with a single blow, jumped on the pile of books and meowed.

Diao Xiaosi covered the bloody wound on his buttocks with his hands, and his cheek muscles stiffened in pain, and he couldn't help but grit his teeth and shouted, "Xiaohong!"

After waiting for a while, the toad belatedly poked its head out of the belt of the dragon, and the toad looked at the big black cat with a fat brain on the opposite side.

Over the years, it has followed Diao Xiaosi to the north and south, eating and drinking spicy, and has already tasted what dragon liver and phoenix gall. Although there is a lot of fat cat meat in front of him, too much fat is obviously not in line with his current eating habits, and what he will never forget in his heart is still the white swan that Princess Nanyang pampered.

Diao Xiaosi didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, grabbed the toad's neck and dragged it out of the belt of the dragon, and pointed to the fat cat and said bitterly: "Spray it!"

The toad yawned listlessly, exhaled a cloud of colorful gas, and then turned around to slept into the dragon's belt.

I saw the fat cat calmly squatting on the pile of books, first sniffing the mist with his nose, and then lazily lying down and "purring" with his eyes half-closed and began to nap.

Seeing this scene, the toad immediately became angry, and immediately dispelled the idea of returning to sleep, puffed out its cheeks like a bellows, and sprayed a cloud of colorful intense mist at the fat cat.

Who knew that the toad sprayed for a long time, and from the tumbling poisonous fog, there was a fat cat's pleasant purring!

The toad stared a little stupidly, and saw that the fat cat seemed to finally react under the siege of the poisonous mist, frowned slightly, and suddenly let out a loud and crisp sneeze.

"Woo-" The poisonous mist that lingered around the fat cat was like a colorful cloud flying and surging towards the toad.

The toad couldn't dodge, and was immediately swallowed up by the poisonous mist it spewed out by itself. Although it was not afraid of the thick gas, for the first time in its life, it found that the poisonous and harmful gases it had spewed out were really disgusting.

Diao Xiaosi covered his nose and watched the battle, and when he saw that the toad was defeated and returned from the battle after three strikes and five divisions, he couldn't help but be annoyed and angry, and immediately summoned the nine-headed python and the Chu Mei singer.

The nine-headed python really lived up to expectations, bravely and fiercely rushed out of the dragon belt, and pounced on the fat cat with its fangs.

The fat cat slowly opened one of its right eyes, glanced at the black python with nine heads, seemed to be a little interested, raised its fat cat's claws and "snapped", and slapped a head out.

The other eight mouths took advantage of the situation and rushed to bite the fat cat. For the taste of supper, it is never picky, and it is not taboo to come and do not refuse to come.

Seeing this, the fat cat ignored the front legs, straightened the hind legs, shook the fat body, and the cat hair on his body suddenly stood up like a hedgehog, and the "Karala" essence burst into flames.

Eight blood basin mouths instantly ejected from the fat cat's body, and the silver snake danced in the air with seven orifices, and swept over Diao Xiaosi's head to knock down a bunch of Buddhist scriptures, bury himself in it and start pretending to be dead, and at the same time announced that this dragon battle ended with the fat cat's victory.

At this time, a mournful and beautiful singing voice suddenly wafted in the Tibetan Scripture Pavilion, and it was proved that the voice of the Chu Mei singer could not only cross borders, but also eliminate all barriers between races.

When the fat cat heard Chu Mei's heavenly singing, her green eyes were lit up all of a sudden, as if she had found her favorite toy, and she pounced on it with a "meow".

Chu Meihua's face was pale, her singing couldn't help but rise and fall out of tune, and she couldn't care about Diao Xiaosi's strict order to turn around and escape, and she panicked and got into the pile of scriptures where the black python was hiding, and sang in a babbling voice: "You can't see me, you can't see me, you pretend not to see me......"

The fat cat dragon spirit tiger jumped down on the pile of books, waving its cat's claws and digging around, digging for traces of Chu Mei's singer.

The black python curled up in a ball and kept twitching, hating only that he had eight more heads, and he couldn't hide it.

In the end, he thought that the target that the fat cat was looking for was not himself, so he suddenly used his strength to flick his tail violently, and "snapped" the girl who had just caused trouble from under the pile of books.

Over there, Diao Xiaosi took advantage of the dark moment when the fat cat and the three demons were fighting, and tiptoed to the door. His hand was about to grab the handle behind the door, when he suddenly felt the sound of the wind behind him, and hurriedly turned around to take a look.

Before he could turn around completely, Chu Mei's singing voice hit her head into her arms.

Diao Xiaosi subconsciously hugged Chu Mei, and when he saw her desperately avoiding her arm in a panic and drilling into the belt of the dragon, he couldn't help but say angrily: "Don't go, you give me a top!"

Chu Mei was so anxious that she danced with her hands, and her little white face pointed behind her.

Diao Xiaosi was stunned and raised his eyes to look, and suddenly he gasped in shock, only to see the fat cat's eyes bloom with fierce light and pounce with its teeth and claws, like a cheetah running at high speed and slamming into him.

"Bang!" Diao Xiaosi was unsteady on his feet, dizzy and fell on the floor, and after a heart-rending scream, he jumped up like a bullet stone, covering the flowers that bloomed again on his ass and wanted to cry without tears, and heard Chu Mei's trembling voice singing like a cry: "What a painful realization, once you were my ass-"