Chapter 12: Not Me

Tang Xiaojiu stayed in the waterhole for a long time, but he didn't see any movement, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart, could it be that the snake demon really couldn't help beating him so much, and was shot to death by himself with a stone? If this is the case, then this snake demon is too fragile, and it doesn't quite match the image in the legend!

Just when Tang Xiaojiu's mind was full of nonsense, suddenly, there was a 'bang', as if there was a muffled thunder in the middle of the day, and a bucket-thick white water column erupted in the pool, and then it 'boomed', and the water column fell back into the pool, and the splash of water wet a large area around. Immediately afterwards, accompanied by a scream of crying father and mother, Tang Xiaojiu fell from his half-empty hands and fell to the ground on all fours, and his whole body was pricked by pins and needles. The water column just now directly pushed Tang Xiaojiu out, and it was half a day high!

"What's the matter, are you ready to be eaten by me now!" the snake demon stood by the waterhole for a long time, with a blue light in his eyes, and said coldly.

Tang Xiaojiu grinned and got up from the ground, touched his broken chin, looked at the monster with a smile, and said, "Hehe, you found it, you can really do it! Close your eyes, count to a hundred, I'll hide it again." ”

This kid actually dared to talk to this snake demon at this time, the monster didn't say a word, and pulled Tang Xiaojiu to his side as soon as he stretched out his hand, pinching the bones of his shoulder and crunching: "What, according to what you mean, your stone is joking with me, we are hiding from the cat?"

Tang Xiaojiu endured the pain, laughed dryly, and said, "Of course! What, what do you think it means? You are a monster, can you be stoned to death by that stone, although I haven't read a book, but it's not brainless." You see how mighty, domineering, and majestic you are......"

Seeing that he was making trouble, the snake demon sneered, and suddenly opened his mouth, and the blood-red forked tongue swished out, swept over Tang Xiaojiu's face, and frightened Tang Xiaojiu and shouted: "Don't eat me, don't eat me, I pooped just now, and now my body is full of poop!" Before the words fell, Tang Xiaojiu felt that his body was light, and he was thrown into the air again, and then he plopped and fell into the pool, and the cold voice of the snake demon came from his ears, and said, "Then wash it and eat it again." ”

Hearing the snake demon say this, Tang Xiaojiu calmed down instead, this snake demon didn't kill himself at the beginning, and then treated himself with a broken arm, does he have a hobby of saving people and eating people first? Even so, just now he slapped a stone on his brain, and the stones were shattered, although the head of this snake demon was not shattered, but in this situation, he only taught himself a small lesson, let himself fall for a while, and he didn't even move a single hair of himself, saying that this snake demon was going to eat himself, and the ghost didn't believe Tang Xiaojiu!

And this snake demon wants to eat him one by one, it sounds scary, but there is no trace of murder in his tone, Tang Xiaojiu first washed his face in the calm water, drank a few mouthfuls of water exaggeratedly and rinsed his mouth, and grinned: "Eat me? Oh, Lord Monster, you said it earlier, then what am I going to run, I must stand obediently for you to eat! How do you say you want to eat? Eat it alive or kill me first, suck blood or eat meat first?" If you suck blood, I'll wash my neck first, you know me, I don't usually take a bath, so there is a bit of smell on my body, which may affect your taste...... I'm going to wash up now!"

Although I don't know that the youkai weishenme treats himself as a treasure, it is certain that he must be of great use to this monster. Tang Xiaojiu made up his mind to pretend to be crazy and stupid, and didn't care if Lu was poisoned by this monster for the time being, at least he saved his life first.

Seeing Tang Xiaojiu's hippie smile, completely inappropriate to intimidate himself, the snake demon was actually not angry, just stood on the shore, watched Tang Xiaojiu frolicking in the water, and said: "Speaking of which, thanks to your stone just now, I was unable to dredge those two meridians, and I didn't want you to send a stone on my Baihui acupoint, and suddenly opened up the two blocked meridians, but it helped me a lot." ”

Tang Xiaojiu was stunned when he heard this, and his heart was crying blood, his stomach was full of large intestines, small intestines, and cecum were all repentant, what a fucking cheap hand! When can it be bad, but at this time he dug a pit for others and buried himself. He laughed twice at the moment, and said: "Hehe, Lord Youkai, you don't believe it, I saw you sitting there motionless, your face was red and white, but I was worried about you, and a voice sounded in my heart somehow, saying that I was asked to take a stone and smash it on your head, and I smashed it hard, and you will be fine." I thought it might be the passing fairy who pointed me out, and I did it for your own good, so I didn't think about it. But as soon as I made a move, I was worried, if I was the only one who heard the voice of the fairy, it would be terrible if you misunderstood it, and I panicked, so I quickly hid away first, and when you recovered, you would naturally understand my hard work! ”

When the snake demon heard this, he almost laughed out loud, he had never seen such a shameless one, and immediately folded his arms and said, "So, I have to thank the passing fairy, thank you for that stone!"

Tang Xiaojiu waved his hand and said: "Alas, that's all the guidance of the passing immortals, I don't dare to be greedy! Of course, after all, that stone was still shot by me, and this strength and timing are still quite good......

"Shut your beak!" The snake demon couldn't help but interrupt when he heard that this guy dared to continue to sell his face, "It's endless, I'm wondering, how can you be such a person?"

Tang Xiaojiu grinned, revealing a heartless smirk, while playing in the water, he was also pondering, what does this snake demon mean, what is called how can a young master be such a person, the young master is not such a person, is it still a demon like you? He remembered that when the snake demon saw him for the first time, the blue eyes always made him feel a little familiar, but when the snake demon was bubbling with red light, he was not so polite to himself. I thought to myself, I don't have any monster friends, what did this snake demon fancy about him, what did he want to do with his little life? Could it be that when this snake demon had a blue light in his eyes, it was his fucking birthday, so he was in a particularly good mood?

After pondering for a while, there was no result, and then I heard the snake demon say: "Tang Xiaojiu, you are very smart, you know that I don't want to kill you!"

As soon as Tang Xiaojiu heard this, he said in his heart that this was going to be real, hehe, he honestly slowly climbed up from the pool, slowly took off his clothes and pants one by one, wrung them out, put them on one by one, and began to tilt his head and jump on one leg in place, shaking out the water in his ears.

The snake demon said leisurely on the side: "You can take your time, but I will only give you one chance, don't blame me if you miss it." ”

Tang Xiaojiu chuckled in his heart, his previous slow movements were to deliberately provoke this snake demon and see the bottom line of his patience, but this snake demon was not disturbed at all, knowing that he had encountered a smart monster, so he opened his mouth and asked, "Hey, what is the use of the master to you?"

The snake demon had a rare look of appreciation in his eyes: "I can be so calm at a young age, and I can judge that you are useful to me, very good, very good, and your brain is enough." ”

Tang Xiaojiu arched his hand in a dashing manner and said with a smile: "It's over! The young master is not very capable, but he has always been brave. Hurry up, I really want to know what use a little beggar like me will be for a monster with great powers like you. Could it be that there is any use in the master that even I don't know about?"

He was a self-deprecating joke, but the snake demon nodded immediately and said quite seriously, "Of course you don't know what you are of any use, because you don't even know who you are. It's like although my current body is the snake demon's, but he is only driven by me as a host, and he doesn't know what he's doing, let alone who he is!

As soon as these words came out, Tang Xiaojiu's jaw was about to drop in surprise, he didn't understand what he heard, but he was too surprised, and couldn't help asking: "What? This body is your body? What does this mean? You mean, you are not the snake demon I saw, you are controlling him? Then who are you, how do you control him? What do you want to do?"

He asked, while carefully looking up and down the snake demon, this snake demon from just now, the lips opened and closed, the eyes blinked, and all kinds of actions, all seemed so natural, it seemed to be him, he couldn't see how this could be a manipulated body?

The snake demon said: "You don't have to look at me like this, I am in the body of this monster, and now I am replacing his consciousness, and outsiders look at this body, it is this snake demon." I now speak with his mouth, listen to sounds with his ears, and communicate with all things in heaven and earth. After all, you still have to have a physical body. ”

Tang Xiaojiu looked at the snake demon, and when he heard him say this, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he thought of a possibility, his face suddenly turned pale, and he trembled his lips and said, "I...... Got it, you weishenme don't kill me. What do I use...... You're going to control me like you're going to control it, and I'm going to make it your host? Yes, this snake demon's body was broken by that monk, so you're going to find a new one, it must be! No wonder you want to heal my hands ......."