Chapter Twenty-Nine: Zhao Xianglu's Ascension (The first super-large chapter, added today)
The condensation of the heavenly calamity and the dissipation of the matter spread in Lin'an City.
After all, there are so many pairs of eyes watching.
Zhang Tianle used the fact that the sword idiot was twenty-five voluntarily lowering his cultivation and not crossing the catastrophe to do marketing.
Early in the morning, the sky was bright.
Outside the Qingyuan Temple.
Zhang Tianle posted a notice.
The great elder of Qingyuanguan Lingxuzi (sword idiot twenty-five) was supposed to cross the catastrophe and become an immortal, but Lingxuzi saw that the people were suffering and the people's livelihood was difficult, so he made a special wish to open up the immortal relationship and accept three thousand disciples to benefit the common people. Lin'an City has a day of suffering, and the spirit of the void child does not become an immortal for a day. With the right path, all living beings can learn from it.
The sword idiot walked to Zhang Tianle's side and looked at the notice: "Wo cuffs, boss, you are going to play me to death." Lin'an City has a day of suffering, and I will not become an immortal for a day. Wouldn't I be able to become an immortal in my life?"
Zhang Tianle patted the shoulder of the sword idiot Twenty-five: "Don't worry, if you really want to become an immortal, it's a big deal that I will give each family a thousand taels of gold and let them get rich overnight, isn't it?"
The corners of the sword idiot's mouth twitched: "Can you still operate like this?"
Zhang Tianle taught seriously: "As long as you are bold, dare to give Princess Shura maternity leave." As long as your brain is alive, Chang'e Fairy, be a wife. The most important thing to be a human being is to be flexible. ”
The corners of the sword idiot's mouth twitched: "Master, you play like this, be careful of being struck by lightning." ”
As soon as the words fell.
The clouds are condensed in the sky.
A purple thunderbolt slashed at Zhang Tianle's head without warning.
Zhang Tianle spat white smoke......
The sword idiot turned his head and left: "Master, I have to stay away from you." You are apt to be damned. ”
Zhang Tianle raised his hands above his head, "snap!", and his palms merged.
"Poof!" Zhang Tianle knelt on the ground and shouted to the sky: "Princess Shura is above, Fairy Chang'e is above, I, Hong Jin, am born with a problem with my mouth, and I have absolutely no idea about you, and I also ask Princess Shura, Fairy Chang'e not to worry about villains." ”
The thunderclouds in the sky dissipated in an instant.
At this time, a handsome man wearing a snow-white robe and a scholar's hat walked to the door of Qingyuanguan with a folding fan.
Zhang Tianle stood up from the ground and patted the ash on his legs.
The handsome scholar looked at Zhang Tianle: "Well, it's good, it's good." ”
Zhang Tianle looked at the scholar: "Qingyuanguan only opened at nine o'clock in the morning, and it is not yet time to make incense." ”
The handsome scholar shook his fan lightly and smiled and said, "I don't make incense, I'm just idle and have nothing to do, and I want to come and see you." ”
Zhang Tianle had a black line: "Wollen, it's okay, you come over to see what I'm doing, what can I look at." ”
The handsome scholar shook his fan lightly and smiled, "I'm your father, it's not normal to come and see you." ”
Zhang Tianle was anxious on the spot: "Alas, why did you come over early in the morning to scold people? Don't think that if you are handsome, I won't beat you!"
The handsome scholar was immediately happy: "I am really your father." ”
Zhang Tianle rolled up his sleeves and rushed over violently.
The handsome scholar held back a smile.
Zhang Tianle was about to make a move, and his mind turned.
This guy can't be the father of the incense burner.
Even if there is a 1% chance, you can't be offended.
With a "poof", Zhang Tianle knelt in front of the handsome scholar on the spot.
The handsome scholar looked at Zhang Tianle in surprise.
"Puff ......" Zhang Tianle knelt and slid in front of the handsome scholar and hugged the scholar's thigh. He shouted enthusiastically: "Dad, Emma, your old man is so handsome! Dad, you are my own father at first sight!"
The handsome scholar laughed: "Haha...... You kid, you're so clever, you guessed?"
Zhang Tianle pulled the calf seriously: "No, but when you go to this station, you exude the temperament of a loving father, no matter who you are, this father, I admit it." ”
The handsome scholar casually gave Zhang Tianle a storage ring: "There are a few inconspicuous scriptures in it, you can use them as teaching materials." The scene of relying only on a copy of "Ideology and Politics" to support the source view is indeed a bit shabby. ”
The system reminds: "Congratulations to the host, you have received the gift of the Jade Emperor, and your cultivation has been promoted to the peak of military generals." ”
Zhang Tianle was dumbfounded for a moment, and his whole body was trembling: "Jade ...... Emperor...... Great Emperor, is her father's identity so arrogant?"
The handsome scholar shook his fan lightly, coughed dryly, and said with a smile: "Well, also, in the future, on your test paper, you will change the world's first handsome guy Hong Jin to the world's second, understand?"
The corners of Zhang Tianle's mouth twitched: "No, you also compete with me for the title of the most handsome guy in the world." ”
The handsome scholar shook his fan lightly: "Okay, I'll go to your kitchen knife door to see Long Ji." This little girl is naughty and mischievous, and she runs down to the mortal world to play secretly. ”
Zhang Tianle hurriedly opened the space portal: "Dad, I'll send you." ”
The handsome scholar followed Zhang Tianle to the Beiju Luzhou Monastery, the mountain gate.
Zhang Tianle hurriedly called out Ying Long and came to pick up.
Kui is also a person with eyes, and when he saw the Jade Emperor coming, he hurriedly bowed his head and took his mount.
Although it is said that the Jade Emperor at this time is the commander of the light pole and has no soldiers and horses under his command, the Jade Emperor himself is a saint cultivator, and he can turn the world upside down at will.
If you can get in touch with a big guy like the Jade Emperor, the ascension of the ray clan is just around the corner.
The handsome scholar looked at Ying Longkui and asked in surprise, "Your sect still has such a divine beast?"
Zhang Tianle replied respectfully: "Kui and I have signed an equal contractual relationship, and I am like a sister and brother." Brother-in-law Kunpeng is still in retreat and can't take over, so I ask my father-in-law to forgive me. ”
The handsome scholar nodded slightly, and thought to himself: "My son-in-law's wrist is not simple, even Ying Long and Kunpeng can be co-opted." ”
Zhang Tianle used his telekinesis to control the bronze bell on the top floor of the Scripture Pavilion.
"Dangdang......" The sound of the bronze bell echoed in the sect.
The disciples immediately got up and began to gather on the training ground to practice.
After Kui sent the Haotian Emperor to the door of the hall, he immediately returned to Taihu Lake, not daring to eavesdrop on the conversation of the Haotian Emperor.
Zhang Tianle took his father-in-law to the hall.
The handsome scholar looked up at the roof and asked, "Are you so nervous now? Why are there holes in the roof? This hole is a bit strange, like someone flew out of the house." ”
Zhang Tianle couldn't answer that it was the incense burner that kicked it.
So, he replied euphemistically: "The moonlight is good, there are holes in the roof, you can see the moon." ”
Handsome scholar, with a confused face, what kind of hobby is this?
Zhang Tianle said respectfully: "Father-in-law, wait a minute, I'll go and call the incense burner to get up." ”
Zhao Xianglu was still sleeping in bed.
Zhang Tianle hurriedly picked up Zhao Xianglu: "Xianglu, wake up, our father is here!"
Zhao Xianglu turned over, drowsy: "Master, let me sleep again." ”
Zhang Tianle scratched Zhao Xianglu's armpits.
"Hahaha...... Master, you hate it, hahaha......" Zhao Xianglu laughed and kicked Zhang Tianle.
Zhang Tianle turned into a spinning top, spun rapidly, smashed through the roof, and flew outside the mountain gate.
The handsome scholar watched Zhang Tianle fly out of the roof, and the corner of his mouth twitched with a black line: "It turns out that this hole is like this." ”
Zhao Xianglu walked out with sleepy eyes.
The handsome scholar had a cold face: "Long Ji, how can you beat your husband, I was worried that you wouldn't be able to get married, so I turned a blind eye and let you secretly go down to earth......"
Zhao Xianglu's sleepy eyes were hazy: "Who is Long Ji, who are you?"
The handsome scholar knocked Zhao Xianglu's head with a fan.
Zhao Xianglu instantly awakened the spiritual platform, and all his memories were restored.
The handsome scholar smiled slightly: "Are you awake now?"
Zhao Xianglu hurriedly saluted: "Long Ji has seen his father, father, that me and Tianle, wishful thinking, and please don't mind that he is a mortal, fulfill us!"
The handsome scholar looked at Long Ji: "What kind of ghost etiquette are you, you have forgotten the etiquette of the heavenly court?"
Zhang Tianle flashed continuously from the mountain gate and flashed to Zhao Xianglu's side.
The handsome scholar said very sternly: "The husband is the wife, hurry up and kneel down to apologize to Hong Jin!"
Zhao Xianglu was just about to kneel.
Zhang Tianle hugged Zhao Xianglu: "What are you doing, don't kneel." I said, Dad, haven't you ever been in love, why don't you even understand the little love between husband and wife. ”
The handsome scholar looked confused.
Zhang Tianle realized that he was a little unruly in his speech, and quickly changed his words: "The incense burner and I came together because we liked each other, and it's good now, there is no need to change." ”
The handsome scholar frowned and asked, "The incense burner kicked you, aren't you angry at all?"
Zhang Tianle held Zhao Xianglu's hand: "Dad, you are the boss of the heavenly realm, so naturally you won't understand the fun between mortals." ”
The handsome scholar pinched his chin and pondered in his heart: "Well, why don't you let the child and his mother go down to earth?"
Zhao Xianglu cautiously asked: "Father, that, my marriage with the head of the family, do you think ......?"
The handsome scholar smiled and said nothing.
Zhang Tianle knew that the current Heavenly Court had not yet been canonized as a god, and the Jade Emperor was the commander of the light pole.
The law of persuasion of the Hong family, the first essence, poke at the pain point, and then let the other party cool to the sky.
Zhang Tianle bowed: "I am willing to take 50,000 disciples to fly to the immortal realm." The Kitchen Knife Gate and its affiliated sects, all people, all resources, and all divine beasts are driven by the father-in-law. ”
The handsome scholar nodded in satisfaction.
After all, the soldiers of Heavenly Court are all public soldiers, and Heavenly Court has no men and horses available.
And the soldiers brought out by his son-in-law are his own private army, the Praetorian Guard, and soldiers who can be trusted.
The handsome scholar slammed his fan on the table.
A jade bowl and a saucer appeared on the table.
There is a peach on the plate.
The handsome scholar smiled and said, "Inside the jade bowl is the water of forgetting worries, drink it, you will forget everything about Longji, be a mortal with peace of mind, and follow the path of mortals to practice and ascend." The jade butterfly is a peach on it, eat the peach, you can immediately fly into the sky and become an immortal, and fly to the immortal world with Long Ji. ”
Zhao Xianglu snatched the peach: "Boss, eat this." ”
Zhang Tianle did not hesitate to choose to forget about the water and drank it all.
The handsome scholar nodded appreciatively: "Not bad, not bad, ambitious." ”
Zhao Xianglu asked dissatisfiedly: "Father, whether you become an immortal or not, it's not a matter of your words, why do you have to let my husband take so many detours." ”
The handsome scholar smiled and said: "They are both immortals, but they are still divided into turbid immortals and heavenly immortals, and different Dao will have different Dao fruits." Tianle, I am in the Heavenly Palace, waiting for you to go home. ”
Zhang Tianle arched his hand: "Thank you, father-in-law." ”
The handsome scholar thought for a moment: "For the sake of safety, it is better to eliminate the traces left by Long Ji in the mortal world." Otherwise, Hong Jin's child will die in vain. ”
Zhao Xianglu walked up to Zhang Tianle and took out a cucumber: "Master, which part of this thing do you think is very similar to you?"
Zhang Tianle said seriously: "That, in front of our father, be serious." ”
Zhao Xianglu had a sunny smile on his face: "Master, if you do something sorry for me in the mortal world, I promise not to be angry." ”
"Click!", the cucumber was pinched by Zhao Xianglu.
Cucumber crumbs sprayed Zhang Tianle in the face.
Zhang Tianle was so frightened that cold sweat broke out on his forehead.
The handsome scholar shook his fan and disappeared into the hall with Ryuji.
Zhang Tianle sat on the ground, his hands were trembling, and his back was sweaty.
I've just experienced life and death.
Zhang Tianle took off the gourd on his waist, pulled out the gourd stopper tremblingly, took a sip of wine, and suppressed the shock.
Soon, the memories of Zhao Xianglu disappeared.
Zhang Tianle stood up from the ground, looked around, and looked confused: "Why are my hands shaking so much, strange, why is this roof so big and holey?"