Chapter 536: Martyrdom
The so-called foodie is a person who loves to eat.
And the best foodie is the elite of foodies.
Hu Tutu is a pure foodie, carrying pepper and barbecue and rosin firewood with him, and never forgetting to "eat".
So, when he smelled the smell of grilled fish, he got a little carried away.
Hu Tutu didn't notice that in this water mansion, there were red colors everywhere, and all the doors and windows were plastered with Xi characters and hung red lanterns.
Another blonde, blue-eyed, exotic beauty sat on a soft couch not far away.
The woman is wearing a red wedding dress and a red hijab.
The voice of the husband just now came out of the mouth of this woman, using the method of sound transmission, and it went straight to Hututu's ears.
When Hu Tutu heard these two words, he swallowed the fish in a daze, turned around and asked, "Who is it? Who is talking? What is the name, but the word husband." Didn't the person who came up with this name ever thought that he would take advantage of others? Uncle Hu, I hate people the most in my life to call their names 'husband', 'xianggong', 'master', and so on, and I simply hate it!"
"Husband......
The woman at the bedside shouted again, her tone getting colder and colder.
Hututu suddenly turned around, only to find a soft cloud bed, hidden behind the misty light, resting in the corner of the room.
Another woman sat on a bed with a red hijab.
"This waist-length hair is actually blonde......"
Hututu's eyes lit up, and he felt that something was wrong. He quickly spit out the unswallowed piece of meat in his mouth, ran towards the door, and shouted: "Don't get me wrong, girl, I didn't come to your cave room on purpose, I am not your husband, and I don't know why I came here, I definitely didn't mean to ruin your reputation...... I am...... I'm really a good person!"
Good?
Is there such a desperate, panicked, and good guy who runs away?
Bang!
A stone gate descended with a bang, blocking Hututu's way.
Hu Tutu's expression changed suddenly, and he thought: "Could this woman be a monster, who specializes in taking away men and doing that thing of collecting yang and replenishing yin? If I stay here, won't I be sucked into a human by him? If she is not a monster, looking at her bride dress with a phoenix crown, she must be waiting for the bridegroom to enter the cave room, but I secretly came to the cave room, and if she gives her men and the guests who participated in the wedding know the truth, there will be endless troubles! If they are mortal people, they will not be able to help me. But if they were all cultivators, with my current cultivation, they would definitely be beaten to death. ”
A large black iron monument was taken out by Hututu.
Rumble!
The black iron monument bombarded the stone gate, shattering the stone gate and blasting out a passage.
Hu Tutu didn't hesitate any longer, a white demonic aura flashed under his feet, rolled up the demon wind and fled, thinking in his heart: "That night, Brother Yi was suddenly swept away by the red light and disappeared, but I fainted...... Someone must have deliberately plotted against Uncle Hu, wanting Uncle Hu to be ruined, so he stunned me and brought me here to ruin other people's reputation......"
Whoosh!
Two green dragon broadswords, several meters long, flew over like lightning.
Brush!
A blade slashed down from top to bottom, and another knife swept backwards, the blade was thunderous and flashing, with infinite might, although there were only two green dragon broadswords, but Hu Tutu saw a wave of blades, sweeping the sky, he had no choice but to take a step back, dodging the attacking blade.
This step, but for some reason, actually retreated to the front of the soft couch cloud bed.
Hu Tutu looked at it intently, and saw that the bride sitting at the head of the bed had already stood up, first performed a fixing method to freeze Hu Fatzi, and then took out a fragrant handkerchief from his sleeve.
The bride's slender hand pinched the handkerchief and wiped it carefully at the corner of Hututu's greasy mouth.
"I don't know if the taste of this pot of fish steamed by the concubine is in line with the taste of the husband?"
The bride slowly put away her handkerchief, pointed to the steaming pot of carp meat, and said: "This carp is originally a demon cultivator in the water mansion, and it has cultivated to the realm of human immortals. When he was alive, he was also transformed into a human, but he was also a handsome little white face. In the opinion of the concubine, only this kind of fish and meat can be regarded as truly full of color and flavor, and can barely be used to entertain the husband. ”
Hearing this, Hu Tutu's face turned blue, his stomach churned, and he almost vomited. But if he could spit it out, it would be fine, but at this moment he was frozen by the woman with a immobilization spell and couldn't move.
If you want to vomit but can't vomit, it's the loneliest.
Although the demon cultivation body is a variety of living beings, birds and beasts, but once the demon cultivation reaches the pure yang realm, it can transform into a human being, if it is crawling among the mortals in the mortal world for decades, I am afraid that even the behavior, thinking and etiquette are not much different from human beings.
A demon cultivator who has cultivated to the pure yang realm, looks like a human, has a body like a human, speaks like a human, and even thinks like a human, how different is it from a human?
The demon cultivation of the pure yang realm is still like this, how about the demon cultivation at the human immortal level?
Although Hu Tutu is a foodie, foodies also have a bottom line of foodies!
Maybe one day, one month, and one year, Hu Tutu was really numb to this kind of thing, but today, as a young virgin in his twenties, Hu Tutu felt extremely disgusted......
After holding it for a long time, Hu Tutu said, "I don't know you!"
Although the body is fixed, the mouth can speak.
"Husband, are you going to give up from the beginning?"
The woman was still wearing a red hijab, and Shi Shiran sat back on the bed, but the two Qinglong knives were like scissors, lying across Hu Tutu's neck, and the cold air on the blades was so exciting that Hu Tutu's hair stood on end.
Hu Tutu's face was red, and he shouted: "Don't say anything about the chaos and end up abandoning, the Yuan Yang in my body is still there, and I have never done that thing with you as a man and woman! Girl, there is no relationship between you and me, half a spirit stone." ”
"The concubine is called Emperor Wuxian, and the uncle of the concubine is called Duobao Monkey Daxian, presumably my husband must know my uncle. Uncle promised me to you, and you and I should live and die together...... Husband, do you really want to abandon your concubine?"
Emperor Wuxian took off the phoenix crown and xia veil, threw away the red hijab, revealing waist-length golden hair, as well as six slender and jade arms, holding the handle of the Qinglong broadsword, and said in a deep voice: "Husband and wife should share weal and woe, not to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." If my husband wants to abandon me, I have to kill my husband first, and then kill myself with a knife. In this way, if you go to both of you to die of martyrdom, the concubine will be able to live with her husband for a long time and will never be separated. ”