After Qiu Yue and Ling Feng sat down, they both muttered, "The duo of friends, I passed the exam! This was misunderstood by the outside world!"

"Ha Luha, Qiu Yue, we are very famous now!" Ling Feng said.

"Yes, the duo must have spread all over the country, east and west. Qiu Yue said depressedly.

Ling Feng patted his head and sighed, "There's no way, now everyone has misunderstood, if you misunderstand, you will misunderstand! ”

Wang Gui and his wife couldn't figure out what Qiu Yue Lingfeng was talking about.

After eating, Qiu Yue drove the husband and wife towards Linzang Village.

"Brother Wang, tell me about those witches!" said Qiu Yue smiled.

Wang Gui suddenly came to his senses, and said excitedly: "These bastards, they don't know where Lu Dao went at night, but they reappeared during the day, and I still don't know where these people live in Lu Dao, but what they say now the villagers will believe it!"

"Oh, it seems that you have now fully believed in them, alas, the most pitiful thing is the common people, they come from the outside, do some mysterious things to deceive the common people, and the common people are still being played around by them, what a bunch of scoundrel bastards!" Qiu Yue lit a cigarette and said angrily.

Ling Feng also lit a cigarette and breathed.

"Qiuyue, it may be difficult for you to come to our village this time, at present, there are people everywhere who believe in witches, and those witches are very good at wooing people, basically the people in our village are now firm in their confidence to go to the poison country. Wang Gui sighed.

Qiu Yue smiled and said: "Justice and darkness can always distinguish the winner from the loser, don't worry, I must give them a good look!"

The car is driving fast on the main road, and there are very few cars here, not as many as in the capital.

It didn't take long for the car to drive into Linzang Village, where there is more loess, and there is a lot of sand and gravel.

Wang Gui said: "Look, that's those people, who pray at the entrance of the village every day, and the woman at the front is the witch." ”

Qiu Yue parked the car to the side and said with a smile: "Let's go, let's go over, I want to see what this little witch is going to do." ”

Qiu Yue and his party approached, only to find that those people were listening to the witch's lecture around the witch, and Qiu Yue saw that the witch was very beautiful, her face was very immature, her figure was very good, her front was convex and backward, and she belonged to the type of big beauty.

"Today, I and everyone will, all those who have worshiped to our gods, brought money to sacrifice to God, or sacrificed children to God, can follow me, follow me to the country of poisoning, the kingdom of the son of God, but before that, please allow me to propose to take everyone together to crusade against our Huaxia State Military Region, it is really hateful, knowing that the violation of the Son of God is heinous, but still have to go against the Son of God, the poisoning country, everyone says, the military region of Huaxia Country should not crusade!" The incomparably beautiful woman said something that made Qiu Yue very angry.

"Crusade! crusade!" all the villagers said excitedly, holding their hoes.

Then the witch changed a simple magic trick, in fact, it was a simple magic trick, put a few hundred dollars into the box, but tens of thousands of dollars flowed out from under the box, and suddenly the woman shouted: "See, pious children, you see, this is the move of God, we risk God a few hundred, but how much money God gives us? What does this mean?" All the good people who are against a country like Huaxia, God will take care of you, love you, you can rest assured, I am God's messenger, I will speak good things for you in the future, although you are from Huaxia, but as long as you believe in our great God, love the great son of God, the poisoned country, then it will be fine, absolutely OK!!"

The charm of this witch's language is still good, and in a few words, everyone can speak with enthusiasm, so that the villagers are excited to take out all the money on their bodies.

"Qiu Yue, what's the matter!" Ling Feng said.

Qiu Yue smiled: "Just wait for you to see me." ”

Qiu Yue looked at these people, they were generally swollen buttocks, oversized breasts, it seems that Wang's sister-in-law is not serious, there is actually a woman's breasts that are like cows.

"Now I will tell you about the question of your appearance, as long as you continue to submit to the great God, the great son of God, the poisoned country, within three days, you will surely return to your original state. The witch had not finished speaking before Qiu Yue interjected.

"May I take part in your activities, messenger of the great gods?" Akigoshi smiled and walked to the front.

Ling Feng covered his mouth and snickered, saying that this witch had to be embarrassed once today.

"Qiu Yue will be fine, right?" Wang Gui said.

Ling Feng shook his head and smiled, "It's not Qiu Yue who has something to do. ”

The witch wondered, "Who are you?"

"Beloved slave of God, I am an ordinary, human!" Akigoshi laughed.

"Are you here to like God, to worship God? to worship five thousand dollars once! to see that the first time you come to five thousand, let you worship twice!" said the witch.

Qiu Yue smiled: "Oh? I didn't expect to worship the gods so cheaply? You can worship once for 5,000 yuan, and you can add one more time with a one-time discount, are you saying that your great gods are not worth anything? Is it a cheap thing?"

Suddenly, everyone began to discuss, and they were a little dissatisfied.

The witch waved her hand and said, "No, it's not like that, God said, you're so religious, so I'll give you a cheaper price." ”

"Oh, that's the case, I don't know what kind of money your Divine Realm spent? Could it be that it is this kind of 100 yuan spent by our Huaxia Kingdom? If the Divine Realm is not spent by Huaxia Kingdom, then I can't worship. Qiu Yue smiled.

The witch saw Qiu Yue take out a wad of money and said excitedly: "Yes, yes, yes, what God spent is the money of Huaxia Kingdom." ”

Qiu Yue slapped the table and shouted: "Scolding the one next door! Why are you rotten gods so bad? Fucking saying that Huaxia Kingdom is his enemy, and spending Huaxia Kingdom's money shamelessly is so shameless! You go back and tell you the great fart god, either don't go against Huaxia Kingdom, or, return the money of Huaxia Kingdom that we used for worship, spend the money of our grandfathers, and say that Lao Tzu is your enemy and betrayer, isn't this a bullshit comparison with your mother?"

Ling Feng and Wang Gui stood behind and laughed wildly, excited, Qiu Yue's scolding was too cool.