Chapter 1041 Short mouth and short hands, beautiful box
With a gloomy expression, Jiuhe Zhenren's gaze swept over everyone, and after a while, he changed to the smile and kind expression he had when he first met: "Everyone, is this story interesting?"
There are no fools who can fly, and when they hear the words, they all set off stormy waves in their hearts.
But after Jiuhe Zhenren asked, he didn't wait for others to answer, he continued: "Chickens have fights, and there are battles that are rivers and lakes, and there are rivers and lakes that divide good and evil, and chickens also have good and evil." But what is good and what is evil is all pondered by the chickens themselves, and the good and evil in the chicken coop are seen in the eyes of the world, which is a group of chickens fighting to grab a few grasshoppers. Whatever you want, whatever the chickens think, just stay in the fence. If you have to fly out of the fence, it doesn't matter if it's a righteous chicken, an evil demon chicken, or a quiet ascetic chicken that doesn't care about good or evil, it's all evil in the eyes of people. Isn't it good to be honest in the chicken coop? ”
"What do you mean by a real person, I'm a chicken?" someone asked, and the new immortal Liu Erqi collapsed.
Jiuhe real people look at care: "Mr. Liu's brain is very good. ”
"Okay, you bastard. Liu Erguo suddenly spoke viciously to each other, and he was said to be a chicken, and if he didn't scold him, he was not the wanton little uncle in Middle-earth.
Jiuhe was not angry: "Mr. Liu, is this annoyed and angry?"
Liu Erbi picked up the tea and drank another cup, and asked Jiuhe: "You gave birth to the chicken? 'Good bastard' is a compliment to you, not a curse. ”
Jiuhe actually laughed: "Unexpectedly, this batch of new immortals." There is such an interesting person. Who said that a chicken breeder must be a chicken? People are born to be human, chickens are born chickens, and when chickens don't know their duties, someone has to make rules for them. ”
"You rules, you bastard. Liu Erbi scolded again, and made a series of rhetorical questions: "You built the chicken coop? You built the fence around the chickens? The land of the chicken farm was the world that you opened up by breaking the chaos and dividing yin and yang? You will create the world? You won't tell you an egg." ”
The previous scolding was still suspected of messing around, but this time the scolding got to the point.
What a skill the king of the eyes is, and with the help of twelve powerful brothers, he can't create a fresh world, just with the Jiuhe in front of him, maybe the Tao is profound. But he can't compare to the King of Blind Eyes in his heyday. He was able to create the perfect world on that side of Middle-earth, and only then did he see the hell.
Besides, the Yin and Yang of the Middle-earth realm are distinct, and the four elephants are neat. Nature gives birth to living beings and becomes more and more prosperous because of living beings, it is clearly a world of its own cycle and its own system, even if the creatures of Middle-earth want to be grateful, thank God, I can't thank the so-called Jiuhe real person in front of me.
Raising chickens and raising chickens. If you don't have chickens, you can't have chickens. The creatures of Middle-earth work hard and dig in the soil. The disciples who left the mountain practiced the Yuan from the sky and inherited the heavens, and the Dao was still thriving in the world, and he was not ashamed wherever he went. There is no one to feed them, they live on their own.
"Even if I'm a chicken. You are a human being, and you have a relationship with me with half a big money?" Liu Erwei directly stretched out his hand and pointed at the nose of Jiuhe Zhenren: "It's amazing that you are also a chicken thief, is the fairy world so unruly, a chicken thief can pretend to be a cactus in a state? ”
As he spoke, Su Jing drank up the last bit of tea, stood up, and looked ready to fight. Several other newcomers have not moved, although they have heard that Jiuhe's original intentions are not good, but this person is unfathomable, this place is unfathomable, they don't dare to turn their faces directly, it is best to have a leader come out, first measure the ability of Jiuhe.
Several people felt that Liu Erguo, the unjust leader, came to their hearts.
Hongtong'er, the boy holding the mirror, didn't react at all, and after sitting upright for a few cases, Jiuhe Zhenren was still smiling: "I don't have grasshoppers here, what are you killing with me?" What's more, if you really want to fight, you don't have to rush at this time, you have to see if you have the qualifications to shoot. Hong Tong'er, there is a saying in the mortal world, it is said that if you eat and take money, you will lose money, how do you say that sentence?"
Hong Tong'er has been with Jiuhe Zhenren for a long time, and she has a tacit understanding with each other for a long time, and immediately smiled: "Back to the real person, the mouth of eating people is short and the hands of people are short." Following her, she turned her beautiful eyes to look at Su Jing and the others, and smiled even more happily: "So that you can know that the heavens and the earth in Jiuhe Prefecture are all the domain of my master, and there is another domain called the land of true law, which is short in mouth and short in hand." ”
Jiuhe Zhenren smiled and said, "You have refined my spirit yuan and drank my tea. After eating and drinking, don't you feel indebted to me? ”
When the voice falls, the real law falls!
Seeing the killing and robbery coming, and not seeing the Lingyuan stirring, Su Jing felt a buzzing in his head.
The buzzing time didn't last long, and after two or three breaths, it dissipated, and a group of new flying immortals, including Su Jing, were intact, their eyes were bright, and the only change in Fa Yuan was their expressions: when they looked at Jiuhe, their expressions were full of respect.
Jiuhe first said to Su Jing, "Please take a seat." ”
Without half a moment's hesitation, Su Jing sat down directly, extremely obedient, as if he felt that he shouldn't stand up.
"That chicken shouldn't have flown out of the fence, it's wrong, what do you think?" Jiuhe's gaze swept over everyone, without exception, all of them nodded.
There is no need to listen to their hearts, just by the eyes of the new immortals, they know their sincerity, they really feel that the chicken is really wrong.
"What about you, are you wrong?" asked Jiuhe Zhenren for the second time.
The voices of a group of newcomers were not neat, but everyone spoke: "Wrong. ”
Jiuhe Zhenren asked the third: "You think you have ascended to immortality, but what are you actually ascending?"
"Evil. One word, this time the answer became much more neat. Finally, Jiuhe Zhenren became happy again: "That's it, the mortal cultivation breaks through the path and ascends, and the evil is just ascended." ”
The new cultivators nodded, and Su Jing was no exception, respectful and obedient was not confused, Qingniu Jujube Tree Ant Stone Everyone was very sober, and the memories of their lives were all clearly imprinted in their minds, and all the charms and Dao methods were all in their hearts, and if they needed to, they could sacrifice the Heavenly Thunder Strike at any time.
Fa Yuan is unhindered, the spirit is intact, and it is normal from the body to the wisdom, but they 'recognize the Lord' In fact, the statement of 'Recognize the Lord' is also inappropriate, between the new immortal family and the Jiuhe real person, there is no way to connect, Jiuhe can't force them to do anything, but why force it, in this Jiuhe Lingzhou, the words of Jiuhe are the most courteous, and the order of Jiuhe is the heavenly rule.
A group of new cultivators all felt that Jiuhe's words were extremely correct, and they should listen to him. The obedience from the depths of the soul is only because they refined the spirit yuan of Jiuhe yesterday and drank each other's tea soup today.
Lingyuan is non-toxic, and the tea is harmless, but this is the legal domain, and the heavenly rules in the domain are 'eating people's mouths are short and people's hands are short', they have been here to get the benefits of the domain master, and they can no longer disobey the domain master's wishes.
The leading boy in the magic mirror appeared again, smiling and adding tea to everyone. Jiuhe continued: "There is still a story to follow, I will tell you again, the owner of the chicken farm caught the chicken that flew out, what do you think, what will happen to that chicken?"
"Killed?" said the green bull urn.
If Jiuhe nodded and said that they should die, they would all feel that they should die and then judge themselves, but Jiuhe shook his head: "It's a fugitive, yes, but in the final analysis, it is a chicken, and it is ridiculous to judge a chicken by law. Rest assured, everyone can live, live well, and a strong body can be used for great benefit. ”
"May I ask the real person," the ant fairy whispered, and his tone was unusually respectful: "How do you tell the difference between people and chickens?"
The question was strange, but Jiuhe could understand what he wanted to ask, and smiled: "A real immortal, the universe is born in the galaxy." Heaven is destined, and there is no need to change it. Those who come up from the mortal world can never be adults, they can only be chickens. ”
"In this case, I heard that the Buddha and the Daojun are also mortal enlightened, and from mortals to Buddhas and to honor them, they are also chickens?" the old man with thorns on his back then asked, his robe was strange but the cuffs were embroidered with gossip, which should be the Taoist inheritance.
Jiuhe Zhenren laughed: "You, you think too much." The chicken makes a mistake because it has delusions in its heart, so don't think about it again in the future, forget it, forget it. You have ascended to evil, and your duty is your way. ”
The thorny old man was originally a violent man when he practiced in the mortal world, if someone solved his doubts like this, maybe he would have directly beaten him with a magical power, but after Jiuhe Zhenren finished speaking, the old man immediately said yes.
At this time, Hong Tong'er beside Jiuhe Zhenren smiled and said: "You Daoist friends have ascended from the mortal world, and when you see my real person, do you have treasures to offer?"
The mountain thieves in Middle-earth robbed the merchants in the past, and they could still sing a mountain opening tune, but Hong Tong'er didn't even fight under a pretense, and directly asked for it. But she is speaking for Jiuhe, her words are the meaning of Jiuhe, a group of new immortals did not hesitate at all, the green cow lowered its head on the ground and rubbed it, unloading its own horns, the stone cracked and threw out its own chalcedony, the ant grew out of its mouth and spit out a puff full of spiritual energy, the purple golden sand fairy family members offered their most proud treasures, and Su Jing also touched his shoulder bag with a reverent face.
Jiuhe is not greedy, as long as the most precious treasure of the new immortal family, 'short mouth and short hand', he is the sky in this Lingzhou, and he is not worried that these people will hide it privately.
Hong Tong'er smiled happily: "Offering is the change of hands, the lord of all treasures, and the master of my family." ”
All the immortals nodded one after another, what people say is what they say, what kind of mind Jiuhe moves, what kind of things will the new immortals do, they admit that the new owner of the treasure is the process of Jiuhe, that is, the process of washing away the original prohibition of the treasure. All the treasures are disarmed, and they can no longer be guarded.
This time, she didn't use the mirror spirit, Hong Tong'er took the magic mirror in her arms and stepped forward to collect the treasure for Jiuhe, put it in her bag the same, and soon came to Su Jing, and praised it with a smile: "What a beautiful box." ”
It is indeed beautiful, Su Jingjin presents a gold box, the pattern on the four walls of the box is clumsy, there is a faint essence between the patterns, at first glance it looks colorful, a closer look but the light is introverted, and what is more eye-catching is that the left and right walls of the box are carved with a strange hand.
The five-fingered snake, worm, loach, eel, and eel on the left hand are five long, and the five fingers of the right hand are the five poisons of the 'centipede, bee, spider, and toad'. (To be continued......)