Fortune boys?

Ten years ago, when Hu Tutu had not yet joined the Yuxi faction, he might still be able to be a child. But since Liu Yi also went to the Foreign Affairs Hall, Hu Tutu began to eat and drink spicy food. This fat man used to eat sweet potatoes day and night at home, and he could grow into a body that moved in parallel like potatoes, and after eating and drinking spicy food, he was even more huge.

Under the mountain, it is all fat.

If you shake it casually, you can shake off two or three taels of fat on your body.

Hu Tutu is five big and three thick, with the same figure as the door panel, how can he be regarded as a child?

Passers-by from the north and south naturally did not believe that Hututu was a child.

As for the word "money", many people believe it.

After all, Hu Tutu has already said that if you touch the bucket in front of you, you can give ten taels of silver for nothing.

Don't take it for nothing.

Who doesn't take it for nothing?

Hu Tutu is also a master of human immortals, and it was originally easy for him to earn some money from ordinary people with his cultivation.

It's a pity that since he was injured in the chaos, the eight veins of the Qi Sutra in Hu Tutu's body have been completely abolished, and his cultivation has been in vain, and even the extremely pure White Tiger bloodline has been pressed into the Twelve Canons by a mysterious pressure, causing the Twelve Canons to be blocked.

The eight veins and the twelve canons of the Qi Sutra are all blocked, and the true yuan in Hu Tutu's body has nowhere to pass, and even the most basic five element spells can't be cast, plus the old wounds of the five internal organs and six organs have not healed, even ordinary people are inferior.

After all, Hututu's body is much stronger than that of ordinary people, even if there are still cracks in the bones around his body that have not yet recovered, Hututu can still carry the burden out and make money.

It's just that a strong man in the world can casually pick up a burden of more than 100 catties. Hu Tutu is not as good as ordinary people, he can only pick fifty or sixty pounds, if he picks too much, the cracks on the bones around his body will become bigger and wider, and in the end he will inevitably end up with a broken body.

Making money has always been a technical job.

Men, in particular, have a harder time making money than women.

There are a very small number of individual women who can earn money by simply taking off their clothes and lying on the bed. This method of making money is sometimes suitable for some men, but it is definitely not suitable for Hututu.

If Hu Tutu is a little white face, it would be fine, but he is fat, five big and three thick, and has the same figure as the door panel, how can he be qualified to do the skin and meat business?

In addition to the leather and meat business, there are other ways to make money.

But Hu Tutu has no skills, no knowledge and literary talents, and he doesn't even have the strength to work as a coolie. If he is asked to go to Qinglou to pimp, although Hu Tutu is a bit eloquent, good at cha jokes, and flamboyant, he is not familiar with business.

So, Hu Tutu thought of a good way to make money with his genius thinking.

"Come and take a look, come and take a look, walk by, don't miss the opportunity!"

Hututu tore his throat and shouted, finally attracting passers-by from the north and south, and then took out a silver ingot from one of his sleeves.

The silver is shining, and it is decisively a silver ingot!

Hu Tutu threw the ingots in his hand and shouted: "Do you see it? See it! Ten taels of silver ingots, as long as you are willing to touch it, this silver ingot is yours! If you touch it, I will give you ten taels ......of silver, it is strange to touch! If you don't touch it, you won't have a chance, if you touch it, you will have money, and if you don't take it for nothing, you won't take it."

The surrounding passers-by gathered in a group, three layers inside and three layers outside, just trying to figure out what kind of medicine was sold in the fat man's gourd.

Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men!

Finally, a merchant who wanted to take advantage of him was moved, walked out of the crowd, walked up to Hututu, and said, "You give ten taels of silver for this touch, but is it true?"

"Of course it's true!"

Hu Tutu smiled, only giving people the illusion of honesty and honesty, "With so many neighbors here, how can I talk and not count? As long as you are willing to touch the strange, these ten taels of silver are yours!"

The merchant still hesitated, and then asked, "Touch the bucket in front of you, and you will give me ten taels of silver, which will do you a lot of good." Why do you want to touch the bucket behind you, I have to give you a hundred taels, could it be that there is a big girl with yellow flowers hidden in the bucket behind you, and the gold is very expensive?"

"What's the bucket behind here......"

Hu Tutu shook his head, smiled, and said: "The mystery in this bucket, naturally I can't tell you, if I tell you, won't you want to rob my business in the future?"

"That's right. ”

The merchant thought for a moment, then pulled up his sleeve and said, "It's all said about this, if I don't touch it, won't I be sorry for you...... That ingot of silver in your hand?"

This person was not afraid of Hu Tutu's cunning, and after pulling up his sleeves, he only pierced the lotus leaf with his bare arm and touched the bottom of the barrel.

Suddenly, a strange foul smell emanated from the broken lotus leaf.

As soon as this smell came out, everyone changed color.

Even the smell of feces and urine is not as good as one percent of the smell at the moment.

The vendor was closest to the bucket, but he felt extremely uncomfortable, and his mouth was even spit out of the overnight meal, so he quickly pulled out his palm from the bucket and wiped it on the lotus leaf.

A nameless anger appeared in the hearts of the vendors.

"Lao Tzu killed you dog!"

The merchant was almost angry, and he picked up his stinky right hand and was about to hit Hu Tutu, but Hu Tutu handed over ten taels of silver ingots.

"Okay, ten taels of silver for a touch. ”

Hu Tutu put the silver in front of him and said, "I am a man of my word, and Tong Su is not a deceit." ”

"You!

The vendor grabbed the silver ingots with his clean left hand, and spread out his clenched fists, angry and liked, and scolded: "You are so fucking awesome!"

Although he touched something disgusting and disgusting to the extreme, and even unforgettable for a lifetime, the merchant finally got ten taels of silver, and it was not a loss.

"Get out of the way!

The vendors shouted, ran out of the crowd, and washed their hands.

However, the crowd did not need the vendors to shout, and had already made way of a passage, and even after the vendors left, the passage still existed, because the place where the vendors passed, leaving a strong and pungent stench that lasted for a long time.

"I'm going to touch it too!"

"Ten taels of silver, even if it's a piece of, I can touch it!"

"A bun is only three pennies, and one or two pieces of silver can be exchanged for money, which is always a thousand dollars. Touching a piece of can earn ten pieces of money, which is enough for our family of five to live for several months......"

Those who are not afraid of smell and disgusting are not a few after all.

Everyone crowded forward, and they all wanted to touch the strangeness.

Hu Tutu dragged the bucket behind him and said, "There is a rule for doing business in Xia, only once a day. Someone has already touched it today, and no one will touch it a second time. Besides, I have only ten taels of silver on me, and even if you touch it, I will have no money for you. ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone retreated stupidly.

If you have money after touching it, everyone will naturally rush to it, but if you don't have money to take it, you touch it once in vain, wouldn't it be a big loss?

As a result, some people talked on the sidelines, saying that Hututu was a fool and gave money for nothing.

Some people also believe that Hu Tutu is actually the son of a big family, because he is tired of all kinds of eating, drinking and having fun, so he thinks of a way to harm others and himself, just to have fun.

Hu Tutu was not in a hurry, he didn't have much money, and he didn't hurt at all when he gave ten taels of silver to others, so he just sat on the flat shoulder.

When the people around saw that Hu Tutu had not left, they immediately vaguely guessed, but they were afraid that the strange thing just now was not over, and they were afraid that there would be a good show to watch.

At this moment, it was almost noon in the middle of the day.

Hu Tutu was a little hungry, and took out a pancake from his arms, just the mountain spring water in the big gourd on his waist, a mouthful of bread and a mouthful of spring water, and slowly ate and drank.

"Eat flatbread and drink spring water?"

"This fat man is definitely not a rich young master. ”

"Let's talk about it, this fat man is not a stupid hat. He himself can only afford to eat flatbread and drink white water, and he actually gives money to people for nothing, is his brain burned out?"

Everyone talked about it, but Hututu was calm.

This fat man has a big landslide in front of him and the color remains the same, and the elk is happy on the left and does not look at the master temperament.

Everyone is drunk, and I am sober!

Sure enough, the best is yet to come.

After half a pillar of incense, the merchant who had touched the strangeness before and got a silver ingot, and walked back again. The colorful juice on his right hand had been cleaned, but the stench had not diminished, but had become more fishy and pungent.

"Dead fat!"

The vendor was followed by a few strong men, walked through the crowd, came to Hututu, and scolded angrily: "Why can't you wash the smell on Lao Tzu's hands, the more you wash it, the more it smells?"

"You can't clean the smell, it's my business?"

Hu Tutu didn't care, and said: "I go out to do business, pay attention to a child who is not bullied, and pay more attention to a person who is willing to do so." I said a long time ago, if you touch it, I will give you ten taels of silver. Now that you have touched it, I have also given the money to the fat brother, and it is your own business whether you can wash it or not, what do you have to do with me?"

"Fatty! ”

The vendor's face changed, his expression became colder, and he relied on the support of a few strong men behind him, and said, "Let's come out to do business, there is no scheming like you." You and I just considered you and I willing, and I touched you to give money, which is also very real. But the point is that after I touched it, it left a stench, and you are responsible for this. ”

"Phew, there has never been a pie in the sky. You have got the money, and you want me to get rid of the smell of your body, you think so beautifully!"

Hu Tutu's eyes widened, and instead of retreating, he stood in front of the vendor like a mountain of meat, and said: "We have already cleared our money and goods, and we don't owe each other, and I am not your father, so why should I deodorize you? When you felt the smell before, you raised your fist and wanted to hit me, so we don't even have a friendship with Pingshui, why should I help you?"

"Fatty, are you embarrassed?"

Seeing that Hu Tutu refused to deodorize, the vendor looked even more annoyed, and said: "When the time comes, I will suffer a loss, but don't blame the uncle for not reminding you!"

"Dog's want to turn his face?"

Hu Tutu was not afraid, he just stared at the vendor with a fierce face, "You are a person who wants to take advantage of a small advantage, and now you feel that you have suffered a loss, and you want Lao Tzu to help remove the odor, why don't you consider the feelings of that ingot of silver? I am not your father, why are you used to you everywhere and let you?"

When the vendor saw that Hu Tutu didn't give an inch, and compared Hu Tutu's burly figure like Roshan with himself, he suddenly felt a little weak and asked, "Dead fat man, how can you be willing to deodorize Lao Tzu?"

"One hundred taels!"

Hu Tutu's expression was excited, the fierce aura on his face disappeared without a trace, and he said with a pleasant face: "Only one hundred taels, never more than one tael!"