Chapter 187 Stinky shoes fly into the air and smash your face!

PS: Happy Double Festival, Lei Dong is here to ask for a little push;

When Hu Yifei was in the Tang Tuan, when he was about to get close to his hiding place, he immediately opened his mouth and shouted: "The grandchildren of the Tang Tuan, the grandfather of the Fat Cat Tuan has come to rob, ...... you quickly."

After Hu Yifei chattered and told him about his robbery, the brothers who came with him also jumped out of their hiding places one by one, waving their flags and shouting, and they made a lot of noise for Hu Yifei;

Wielding the weapon in his hand, he opened his teeth and claws, and grinned: "The grandchildren of the Tang Tuan, the grandfather of the Fat Cat Tuan have come to rob!"

"Those who have money can keep their money, and those who don't have money can use your woman to make up the number!"

"Ha Luha, the grandchildren of the Tang Tuan, tremble, wail!"

"Sons and daughters of the Tang Tuan, wash and dry your neck!"

And as he rushed towards the top of the mountain, the captain of the Tang Regiment was stunned by the sudden scene, and he didn't even react for a while.

In other words, not only did he not react for a while, but anyone who was robbed at the door of his house would feel incredible.

Looking at the dozens of people who suddenly appeared on the mountain, Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed and said: "Ha Lu Ha, where did the idiot guy come from, he dared to rob the people of our Tang Tuan here, he really doesn't know whether he is alive or dead!"

As soon as the captain finished speaking, a member of the team who followed him immediately came to his side. Nodding his head, he said, "What the captain said is so right, this group of fools dare to rob us here, it's really funny;"

"Well, give the order to go down, attack the top of the mountain with all your might, and take down a cadre of people on the top of the mountain, let me see if they are showing up or not, showing a human head and pig brain. As soon as the man's words fell, the captain gave the order to attack, with his eyes that gleamed with contempt. Look at the top of the mountain. A shouting crowd.

When the people behind him heard this, they immediately rushed to the top of the mountain, shouting as they returned, "Rush, take the top of the mountain!"

"Capture the top of the mountain, that bunch of guys with pig brains!"

And Hu Yifei, who stood high on the top of the mountain. Look at the people who are rushing up quickly. He grinned, "Brothers." Are you ready?"

As soon as Hu Yifei's words fell, the people on both sides of him immediately shouted, "Yo roar." Big brother, the brothers are all ready, just waiting for your order;"

"Well, brothers, prepare !!," Hu Yifei shouted.

After Hu Yifei finished shouting, he watched the people getting closer and closer, eighty meters, fifty meters, thirty meters;

When the people of the Tang Tuan approached them twenty meters away, they heard Hu Yifei shouting, "Let !! go."

The syllable of the word had just fallen, and immediately after its sound was the shadow of a weapon being waved;

When the weapon was swung up, I don't know if it was because the person in front of him was too far away, and he didn't cut it on someone else's body;

But then again, Hu Yifei didn't mean to cut others, but bent down and cut on the ground in front of him;

As soon as the shadow of the sword fell, there was a sound of bells, and before the sound of the weapon cutting the ground had stopped, I saw stones that were not very large, appearing outside the soil layer under the feet of several people;

At the moment when these stones of different sizes just appeared, they did not want to stay at their feet for half a minute, and rolled towards the bottom of the mountain en masse.

When rolling on the mountain, there was a gurgling sound, as if they were greeting the people of the Tang Tuan.

The people of the Tang Tuan who rushed up below, when they saw the stones rolling down from above, they were suddenly frightened one by one, and they could not be described as "discolored" and could not help themselves.

However, fortunately, there were trees on the mountain, and when the captain saw it, he immediately shouted loudly and said, "Hurry up and hide behind the trees, so as not to avoid the stones, so as not to be hit." ”

When the captain's words sounded, the people who were already a little scared suddenly acted one by one;

At this time, like people floating in the boundless blue sea, they suddenly grabbed a life-saving straw, and one by one they hurriedly flashed their bodies and hugged the trees tightly;

And the people who were originally next to the trees were very happy at this moment, secretly praising themselves for being too smart.

Although the people reacted quickly and hid slowly, it was still difficult to reduce the injuries of some people, and although those who were hit by falling stones did not die, the pain and wailing were inevitable.

Above the mountain, there were bursts of wailing, and when you looked closely, the number of wounded was in the dozens, almost a tenth of the total.

In other words, these stones came and went faster, and in the blink of an eye, those stones of different sizes were far away, and only some dust could be seen drifting up;

After a while, the captain of the Tang regiment, who saw that there was no stone rolling down, first secretly, behind the tree, slowly exposed half of his head;

After a moment or two, seeing that there was no movement, he jumped out from behind the tree, and grabbed the large axe that hung from his waist;

The board axe was in his hand, and then he used his thick arm to gently grasp it in his hand, and the big plate axe, which was full of more than 100 strength, opened his mouth and shouted: "Damn, you cowards, a small stone, scared you into such a bear, what a fucking shame on Lao Tzu;

At this time, the captain actually said such a thing, completely forgetting that he himself was frightened when he suddenly saw the stones rolling down from the mountain.

After hearing the captain's scolding, everyone reluctantly walked out from behind the tree and looked at the top of the mountain; when they saw that there was no movement above, they let out a big breath; and then shouted: "Rush!"

The screams rang out, but their bodies. But he still stopped there, and did not run a step forward;

Because at this time, on the top of the mountain, an unknown object flew quickly, and when the unknown object flew in the air, it was still spinning back and forth;

When the unidentified object was about to approach, everyone could see that it was a stinky shoe.

The stinky shoes flew in, and everyone hurriedly hugged their heads and squatted, because no one wanted to be hit by the stinky shoes;

It is said that a shoe can only hit one person, but the next scene is really speechless;

Because, it's not just people who are in a straight line with their shoes squatting down, but people who are scattered in all directions. I squat together, too. I'm afraid that countless stinky shoes will float down in the air.

Everyone squatted, but only one person was unmoved, that is, the captain of the Tang Regiment who raised his eyes and despised everyone;

Because he didn't think the stinky shoe would be so coincidental. Rushing directly towards himself; This is true;

But it's a thing of the world. There are no absolutes, so this time he was very wrong, because the smelly shoes were made for him.

That's because Hu Yifei, who was at the top of the mountain, after picking up rocks with his and his brother's weapons. I immediately saw the reaction of the people in the Tang Tuan; when I first saw it, they were smiling forward and backward together; although there were no leg cramps from laughing, they also laughed loudly.

After a while, after the stones that rolled down like a shower, I saw the captain of the Tang Regiment jumping out from behind the trees;

When Hu Yifei saw that this person was very rampant, he shouted to come up and arrest himself and others, and he was immediately angry;

Grabbing a stone and about to throw it at him, his hand, just raised, pondered, "If someone is stoned to death, it will be troublesome;"

It is said that he came here to kill people, and it is nothing to kill people, but it is not troublesome to fail to complete the task, because this clamor looks very much like the leader of this group;

Having said that, if he is really the leader, if he dies, the group of younger brothers below will not rush over, and he will not be able to complete the task if he goes back;

The so-called not afraid of 10,000, just in case, after all, he has made a package ticket to the general group; if he can't complete the task, he won't be ashamed to go back.

Thinking of this, Hu Yifei hurriedly threw down the stone in his hand, searched for it on his side, and saw that there was nothing useful and not necessarily killing people;

He was about to bend down to pick up the stone again, when he happened to see the shoes of a brother beside him, and when he saw them, his eyes lit up, and they hurriedly stood up, ran quickly, and patted his brother's leg to make him lift his feet;

The brother, who did not know what he meant, lifted his leg, and before he could react, his shoes went away from his feet;

He didn't know why, he asked: "Damn, Brother Hu, what are you doing?" Brother, I haven't washed my feet for half a year, and you're not afraid of smoking you." ”

"Ha Lu Ha"

Hearing his words, Hu Yifei smiled and didn't answer anything, but looked down for a while, and then threw himself hard towards the position of the captain.

As soon as his words fell, he saw Hu Yifei throw his shoes out of the air; although he hadn't washed them for half a year, the smell was a little heavier, but at this moment, it was better to have shoes than no shoes;

After all, in this lofty mountain, it's not comfortable to run barefoot, isn't it, because you have to run for your life later; when you see that your shoes were thrown out, you immediately shouted: "Brother Hu, I'm doing something with you, how will I run away when I have no shoes?"

"Brother, it's okay!"

After throwing out his shoes, Hu Yifei, who heard the scream, replied casually: "It's okay brother, you run now, we will chase you later!"

Hearing Hu Yifei's words, this person only threw it to Hu Yifei, with a big white eye, and turned his head to ignore him, because it was useless to say anything at the moment, after all, the shoes had been thrown out of the shoes by him. !~~~~~~~

And the captain of the Tang regiment, who was looking around below, was about to open his mouth to scold his subordinates for being cowards, when he suddenly felt that his eyes were dark, and a foul-smelling fishy wind was blowing in his face;

When he was still in the middle of hiding his face and covering his nose, he was suddenly hit in the face by the stinky shoe that flew in the air;

As soon as the stinky shoe fell on his face, the captain only heard a "bang";

Then I heard him scold: "Damn, this is that guy with no character, lost shoes, what a fucking smell!" (to be continued......)