The Man Outside the Wall Chapter 5 The Old Couple of Cat and Mouse
Ah Nan's whole body tilted back slightly, and his little yellowed eyes tried to open very wide, looking at a young lady who was on top of him.
Although Ah Nan is a lewd and despicable guy, he is also a ruthless character when he fights, especially when he beats his own son and a woman, he will be extremely cruel, let alone the kind of woman who has no one to stand out...... And when Ah Nan's anger came up, all the women who were going to be beaten by him in his mind were the kind of women who beat no one.
"You say it again?" Ah Nan roared, "Do you have the ability to say a word again?!You old woman! Bullying people also bullied me?!"
Everyone knows that the coquettish beauty A Lanying has always eaten soft rather than hard.
Aunt Ying snorted, her right index finger approached the tip of Ah Nan's nose, and her big voice sounded, "Old lady, old lady, won't you be old!"
"You dust-picking brute! A bastard who climbs the ashes of your daughter-in-law! A thief who can't see anyone!
"The yellow teeth in my mouth have fallen out! I stink like a pit! I dare to hit the attention of other people's daughters?!"
"You're a shabby! Sooner or later, you're going to be struck by lightning! Sooner or later, you're going to be damned! Sooner or later, drinking water will choke you to death!"
"Sooner or later, someone will pick on your tendons, pick your skin, throw yourself into the eighteenth floor of hell and feed the dogs!"
"What do you want, mother, what can you do, mother, how dare you mother!"
Aunt Ying's outstretched index finger was close to Ah Nan's nose, and her mouth continued to spit out a bunch of foul language, just like the unknown liquid flying out of her mouth, all raining. Sprayed on Nan's black and blue face.
Ah Nan froze.
He still maintained his previous domineering posture, his neck was straight, his body was slightly crooked, his hands were unnaturally half-hung with green muscles, and his small eyes were wide open.
Aunt Ying has a lot of words, these foul words are scolded without repetition, without panting, without pause, the saliva with a pungent taste, and constantly spraying Anan on her face, the key voice is still very big, and the latter can't get a word back.
Ah Nan could only froze in a daze, his eyelids flickering at an extremely fast speed, as if thinking about the consequences of his fist wheeling out.
For example, will Aunt Ying be stoned to death, after all, the injury is a small matter, and killing is a matter of human life.
Another example is whether Aunt Ying's wife, Uncle Ying, will rush over with a sword, and stage a farce in which all the furniture in his house is smashed;
For example, will Aunt Ying's eldest son-in-law bring a group of people from the town to frame him, after all, Aunt Ying's eldest son-in-law is a businessman in the town, and some of them have money.
Ah Nan hesitated and stiffened like this, and Aunt Ying scolded very happily like this.
At this time, Aunt Ying's voice has attracted many villagers, and many old ladies are crowded outside the door, stretching their necks as long as ducks, as if enjoying a vivid drama.
Many old men were noisy like this, and they couldn't sleep, standing outside Mo Xiaohe's door in groups of three or five, carrying big smoking guns, squinting their eyes and blowing the night breeze, trying to make themselves look so calm, how much they couldn't look down on this kind of play that couldn't be on the stage.
However, Mo Xiaoyan, the person in the matter, stayed out of the matter, and I didn't know if she was tired or not, and still maintained her previous sitting posture...... Don't be angry, don't like it, don't say anything.
Mo Xiaohe put the bamboo sword close to Anan's crotch, ready to stab at any time. This trick was taught to him by Uncle Ying, the monkey steals the peach.
Mo Xiaohe can see that Aunt Ying is just relying on herself to be a useless old woman, she is just fierce, and she has no ability, if Ah Nan kicks down with a crazy kick or smashes it with a punch, Aunt Ying can't do anything.
It wasn't last time, Aunt Ying also scolded the old shrimp like this, the old shrimp was in a hurry, and she didn't hit anyone, but just grabbed the and pig on the ground, mixed it together, and sprinkled it Aunt Ying, Aunt Ying obediently stopped her mouth, went home and washed it slowly, and didn't dare to mess with the old shrimp again.
Mo Xiaohe hoped that Uncle Ying would come out, he saw that Uncle Ying had played with a sword, and when the sword went down, a stone-sized stone snapped and shattered, which was very powerful.
But this is unlikely.
Uncle Ying and Aunt Ying are like cats and mice, they have to pinch each other when they meet, and Uncle Ying generally doesn't care about anything.
After these two gave birth to their eldest daughter, they separated, and as for how the second daughter was born, Uncle Ying didn't care, and no one cared.
In addition to eating and sleeping every day, Uncle Ying will sit on the Taishi chair at the door of the house, leaning deeply, raising one foot to set up the chair, no matter how cold the weather is, wearing only a vest and short sleeves, barefoot, and holding an old fan in his hand, gently shaking it at an extremely slow speed, unchanged for ten thousand years.
Sometimes Aunt Ying would poke out half of her head out of the house, pull her throat, and shout Uncle Ying without a name: "Hey, hey, hey......!" Aunt Ying's shouting voice was quite loud, and even the noisy Zhang Ji grocery store next door could hear it, but Uncle Ying would never reply.
It's amazing, every time Aunt Ying calls for the fourth hello, Uncle Ying will slowly stop the fan shaking in his hand, turn a wrinkled old face, like looking at a stranger, or like looking at a fool, staring at Uncle Ying, as if he was fighting with the enemy back then, and roared out: "What are you doing!"
After shouting that sentence, Uncle Ying will turn around and continue to shake the fan, no matter how you call it, he won't pay attention to you...... Then next door to the Zhang Kee grocery store, there will be a burst of scolding, which will never be repeated, like killing pigs, and a scolding will be a whole day.
Why is the business of Zhang Ji grocery store so good, and these two old people are probably inseparable.
Uncle Ying has fought with the enemy and fought bravely, fought wits and courage in a difficult environment, experienced the despair of the whole army dying in battle, and felt the changes in the world.
He is a man who regards all the so-called sufferings and troubles in the world, all emotions and accidents, as child's play.
Because Uncle Ying not only doesn't care about his daughter-in-law, no matter how many green hats he wears on his head, he doesn't even care about his mother.
Uncle Ying's hometown is not in Ximen County, let alone Shili Town, but in Dongmen County, far away...... A long time ago, because of the war, there was famine everywhere, and his mother had no money to support her two sons, so she gave Uncle Ying away.
However, Uncle Ying's adoptive mother and adoptive father also died soon after, so he had to follow others to herd cattle, and when he was ten years old, he went out to fight with the team...... After the war, he was put in this Ximen County, came to Shili Street, Shili Town, and became an upside-down door, and married Aunt Ying.
Many years later, Uncle Ying's nephew once traveled thousands of miles from Dongmen County to Shili Street in Ximen County to find him, and the eldest nephew persuaded him bitterly, "Uncle, uncle, you are so ruthless! Grandma lived for more than 100 years and never died, and before she died, she kept chanting your name, saying that she still had an eldest son, Daying, who had not seen him for many years!"
"After so many years, why don't you go home to see your grandmother! That's your mother!"
And at this time, Uncle Ying really showed the calmness and calmness of the kind of characters who have seen great life and death, great sorrow and great calamity, and vividly expressed it.
He was still on his feet, fanning his fan, a pair of old eyes without focus, scanning the distance not far away like looking at a game, the clouds were light and the wind was light, "Then she ignores me! I can ignore her!"
Therefore, such a great master Ying, no matter how powerful he is, in Mo Xiaohe's opinion, he will never come over to help.
Mrs. Chen from the Zhang Ji grocery store next door is a warm-hearted person, but after all, she is a woman, and she can't do anything when she comes...... His husband Zhang Hu is the head catcher in the town, and the entire Shili Town is in charge of him, and he can divide a one-person-thick tree trunk into two with a single knife, but Mo Xiaohe has never seen him meddle in the affairs of Shili Street, no matter how big the matter is.
And the rest of the people won't come to help.
If no one really comes out to take care of it, Aunt Huiying will be slapped later...... can only suffer in vain.
Aunt Ying gave full play to her ability to scold Uncle Ying during the day, scolded fiercely, scolded fiercely, and scolded without repeating every sentence.
But Ah Nan is a bloody old man after all, and he can't hang his face when he looks at jokes for so many people.
Ah Nan's expression jumped tighter and tighter.
wiped the saliva that was constantly updating on his face, and with a bang, Ah Nan slapped it out.