Chapter 34: Homecoming
However, Wang Zhuo is not worried about the cow being bad for the family now, if it wants to eat anything, it will eat it a long time ago, and it will not be killed if it is not ripe.
Unless it was waiting for Wang Shouyi to be old and couldn't walk, he felt that the old meat was chewy.
Wang Zhuo put down his thoughts, arched his feet, and jumped over the three-meter-high courtyard gate.
The posture is elegant and the demeanor is leisurely.
Even if the old cow has stripes on his buttocks, Wang Zhuo is not afraid of it, and he said that you will laugh, and so will your buddy, and the smile is much cuter than yours. You can close the door with your hooves, buddy is ten meters away, you can do it with a wave of your hand.
Thinking so, the cat looked down in the air.
The cow was standing at the gate of the courtyard and was still looking at him with those big round eyes!
Scare me again, my brother will eat braised beef at night!
Just when Wang Zhuo was about to ignore the cow, a sudden change occurred. I saw that the hairless neck of the scalper suddenly swelled for two full circles, and then the cow's mouth was wide open!
"Moo......!" The sound like a huge thunder made Wang Zhuo's ears roar, and then Wang Zhuo only felt a hurricane hitting him.
Wang Zhuo is really flying this time, blown away by a bullish cow!
After flying fifty or sixty meters away, he fell into another yard, and the old cow waited for a while, and when he heard the barking of dogs in the yard, he shook his head in satisfaction and went to the cowshed.
The queen mother Liu Shuzhen was feeding the pigs, and when she saw the old cow gloating, she couldn't help but say: "Shake your head, hurry up and come over to eat, I don't know what you are happy about every day." ”
A hint of warmth flashed in the old cow's eyes, and he walked into the bullpen and closed the fence by the way.
Liu Shuzhen had long been accustomed to the self-reliance of the old cow, added grass to the cowpen, and then entered the house.
The old scalper lowered his head and chewed the grass carefully, and suddenly said in a human voice: "I have been hungry for a few months, and I don't see the smell of meat, and the birds are about to fade out of my mouth." ”
"Fade out of the bird, won't you just use your mouth to mate in the future?"
The old cow looked up and saw Wang Zhuo, who was covered in straw, looking at it with a cloudy look.
"I don't see any cultivation in you, but I'd better leave. "The old cow is secretly on guard, this cat can also speak, is it a monster in the transformation period?
Wang Zhuo snorted coldly and said, "I can't even hear my voice, who else do you want to protect?"
The old cow was stunned for a moment, and then a big cow's face was full of shock and grief and said: "Good cat! dare to devour my junior!
Wang Zhuo hurriedly dodged away and said to Lao Niu: "When did I become your junior? If it weren't for my 5,000 yuan, you would have been eaten into your stomach, and you would dare to think of an extra reproductive organ in your mouth?"
Lao Niu ignored Wang Zhuo, just urging the true yuan of the whole body, and he must kill Wang Zhuo on the spot!
Wang Zhuo saw that Lao Niu was really coming, and hurriedly said, "How can you prove that I am not him?"
The old cow held his breath, gritted his teeth when he heard the words, and said, "How can mud prove that mud is him?"
How can I prove it? Wang Zhuo smiled bitterly in his heart and said, "I just want to go in and take a look at them, and then leave." ”
Lao Niu just wanted to say fart, but suddenly thought of something and stopped moving.
Glancing at Wang Zhuo suspiciously, Lao Niu asked slowly: "Since you know that he bought me for five thousand, then you should also know that he is his favorite woman?"
The monster in the transformation period is equivalent to the foundation building monk of the human race.
As for the demon clan, I haven't heard of anyone who can master this kind of evil art, at least the demon clan at the same level as the primordial infant can't learn it.
If Wang Zhuo was higher than Yuan Ying's existence, his old cow would only smile slightly, and then run as far as he could.
"I was working so hard at the time, how could I like women. Wang Zhuo squinted at Lao Niu and said, "Besides, even if I have it, can you know the way?"
Lao Niu nodded and said, "Indeed, then I'll ask another question......
"Then I'll ask another question......
"Then I'll ask another question......
After asking almost a hundred questions, Wang Zhuo finally said impatiently, "Are you finished?"
Lao Niu's eyes were blank at this time, as if he was looking at Wang Zhuo, but in fact, the focus diverged and fell into silence.
After a long time, Lao Niu sighed deeply and said, "Are you really my junior?"
"I'm your creditor!"
Wang Zhuo saw that Lao Niu still looked like a dead father, but he didn't tease him anymore, and said softly: "I said, I just want to go in and see them, and then I'll leave." ”
"Are you willing?" Lao Niu said in a deep voice: "You have been away from home for two years, and when you come back, how can you become like this......
Wang Zhuo smiled bitterly: "I don't know what to do, I fell from the roof of the building when I was working, and I woke up and became a cat inexplicably." ”
Lao Niu's face was still sad, but he was extremely disdainful in his heart. Lao Tzu has been practicing for 300 years of penance, and he can barely speak human words, if you don't have an adventure, Lao Tzu will not be called Niu Bi in the future, and it will be better to call Niu Bi!
"What are your plans for the future? Niu Bi said with concern: "The world is dangerous, and cultivation is not easy, so it is better to stay at home, and you and I will have a care." ”
Wang Zhuo was a little moved.
But after getting the Difu Courtyard and still having 10,000 corpses in his hands, Wang Zhuo already believed that there was a disaster for sitting at home, but there were few blessings.
If you want to become an immortal and attain the Tao, even if you turn back into a human, you must go out and explore.
"I'm afraid that if I stay with the second elder, one day I can't help but reveal the truth to them. Not to mention whether they can accept it or not, even I can't stand it myself. Wang Zhuo said sadly: "Take a look, I'll leave." ”
With that, he turned and walked towards the door.
Niu Bi pondered for a moment and sighed lightly.
"How to break the demon body?"
In the countryside, you must open the door when cooking, otherwise the smoke from the stove cauldron can smoke people to death.
Wang Zhuo went straight to the door.
Two stoves, one for simmering food, is for people, and the other has a smell of sake lees, which is for pigs, and of course, there are many people who like to eat this thing now.
Passing through the kitchen, to the east wing, is the bedroom of Wang Shouyi and Liu Shuzhen.
Wang Zhuo poked his head out and looked in, and the layout of the room had not changed.
On the fire kang, the kang table, on which there are shallots and cucumbers dipped in egg sauce, eggplant stewed potatoes, and white porcelain wine jugs and wine cups.
Wang Shouyi and Liu Shuzhen were sitting cross-legged on the kang, eating silently.
The only difference is that two years have passed, Wang Shouyi's hair has turned white again, and Liu Shuzhen's face has more wrinkles.
Liu Shuzhen had a small amount of food, put down her chopsticks after eating a few bites, and coughed a few times before saying, "Xiao Er called at noon and asked for 300 yuan." ”
Wang Shouyi nodded and said, "Call him in a while and tell him that I will send it to him in the county tomorrow." ”
He said that he would just give it to Qingshan directly, and borrowed it from Qingshan in advance. ”
The Qingshan in Liu Shuzhen's mouth is Wang Zhuo's uncle, Liu Qingshan.
Wang Shouyi frowned secretly and didn't say a word.
There has long been news in the county that Liujiagou, a natural village, has been relocated from the deep mountains. can change several county masters, and they all forget after speaking.
Therefore, the per capita income of the villagers in Liujiagou is pitiful, and in the early years, the old gunners went into the mountains to poach, flying dragons, roe deer, yellow sheep, and even old gunners almost killed a Siberian tiger.
An old gunner is a good shooter, ** where the pipe points to shoot.
Selling the killed wild animals to the slaughter, the gunners of Liujiagou were in the limelight for a while, and Wang Shouyi was among them.
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