Chapter 60: The Curse War
At five o'clock in the morning, before the sun showed its face, the valley of Liyin in late autumn was desolate, and the birch and fir trees shivered in the mist, and the cold and dampness in the air could drip water.
The muffled sound of a trumpet pierced the valley and awakened the plain. In the center of the camp of the Third Army, in front of a huge barracks tent, more than a dozen soldiers rushed over and jumped in two small columns, facing each other, their chests rising and falling like a blower.
A knight in silver armor galloped forward, with a tall horse under his crotch, a white ponytail fluttering in the wind, and a high-pitched horse's head densely covered with a red mane. The knight's eyes were sharp, his eyes were shining, and he was armed with a flint rifle with smoke still emitting from the muzzle, and a huge two-handed sword hanging from his waist.
The two dead deer were slammed between the soldiers' paths, kicking up a cloud of dust, and the knight took off his helmet and held it in his hand, and scanned the sides sharply, the horse's hooves pacing impatiently back and forth.
"Look at these faces, I almost killed you like pigs, the brutes got up earlier than all of you!, you lazy bones, are you awake?" cried the knight sharply.
"Yes, Your Majesty!" the soldier roared.
"Are you humming with mosquitoes?" exclaimed Sether.
"Yes, Your Majesty!!" the sound made them blush and thick-necked.
"This is not the Phoenix Garden, don't call me Your Majesty, call me a general, because I will scrap all the waste, do you hear?"
"Yes, General!!"
"Now run twenty laps around the camp at once, and whoever will finally taste the saltwater whip!"
The soldiers ran forward like calves chased by a tiger, and the knight followed later, raising his whip and whipping it violently, with a loud howl and a deafening sound.
"Shut up!
"Yes, yes······ General, general ······"
Half an hour later, in the barracks tent, Sether glanced at the soldiers lined up in front of him as if they had been fished out of a steamer pot, their heads as if they had been doused with hot water, their faces were as red as pig's liver, but they did not dare to breathe, and two of them still had fiery whiplashes on their foreheads and left cheeks.
"Start with my left hand and report to my house!" Sether ordered.
"The Red Prime Minister's Guard, three regiments of rangers, Blue Jays report!"
"A regiment of light cavalry from the Red Prime Minister's Guard, Eco reports!"
"Dragoons of the Second Regiment of the Red Prime Minister's Guard, reporting from Dilchin!"
"The cuirassiers of the second regiment of the Red Prime Minister's Guard, Duro reports!"
"The cuirassiers of the second regiment of the Red Prime Minister's Guard, Gao Ge reports!"
"The four regiments of the pigeon cage guards are equipped with archers, and they report with hidden eyebrows!"
"Coop Guard Technical Officer, Mimione reports!"
"Hussars of the 2nd Regiment of the Pigeon Guards, reports from Lamber!"
"The three regiments of the Iron Cavalry of the Coop Guard, Julian reports!"
"A regiment of palaysars of the Coop Guard, reporting from Philennan!"
"A regiment of heavy cavalry of the pigeon cage guards, Bo Doan reports!"
After the report was over, Seser did not say a word, and the crowd did not dare to make any move, when an officer wearing a medal walked in from outside the tent, he was in his early thirties, yellow skin and brown hair, and looked much older than his actual age. He whispered a few words to Sether, and the Emperor muttered for a moment, then turned and sat down behind the command table in the deepest part of the tent.
"Guards, please take your seats. The officer pointed to a large yellow wooden round table in front of the command table, "I am the deputy governor of the Liyin Fortress, Geye, and the herald of this special training, and I will convey the latest will of General Sether to you as soon as possible." ”
Someone raised their hand, and Geye didn't seem very happy, "What's the matter?"
"We ask to be given the will in a different place," said Tyltin of the Prime Minister's house, with black hair and black eyes who were not ugly, but who looked sick and mean, and whose mouth was always open and always seemed to be out of breath, "because we did not want to sit with stinking Gentiles and slaves." ”
Du Luo and Gao Ge let out a piercing laugh, and the rest of the Xiangfu was laughing silently.
"Who do you say is a slave? Do you want to get a few sticks?" the pigeon cage guard Bo Duoan couldn't help but jump up, he was tall and quite fit, standing there half a head tall, and he usually liked to pretend to speak. Hidden eyebrows and Mimiin desperately winked at him, signaling him to stop, while the other three people in the pigeon cage simply buried their heads, not wanting to see this miserable situation.
The people of the Prime Minister's Mansion laughed even more arrogantly, "No one said you, why are you in such a hurry to sit down?" said a red-haired boy, his name was Eco, he had just passed his twelfth birthday, and he was less than half the height of Bo Duoan, it was said that he had entered the guard by relying on the mulberry steps for the purpose of gilding, his face was full of freckles, and he had not yet passed the period of voice change, "It seems that the IQ of the stupid man in the pigeon cage is not as good as that of the pigeon, why don't you let the pigeon be your guard?"
Bo Duoan patted the table and whistled, rubbing his buttocks and shouting "Oops, it hurts" in fear, and the rest of the Xiangfu was shouting excitedly.
"How can Sang Jie's red cub dare to recruit a red cub who hasn't graduated from elementary school yet?" Julian shrugged his eyebrows, pretending to think, "Ah, I was wrong, you haven't even breastfed yet, have you?" let me guess, good little baby, or," Julian said dramatically serious, lowering his voice, "Is your mother breastfeeding Sang Jie?"
Julian and Bodoan made a gesture together, and the cage guard burst into a malicious laugh and reclaimed the lost territory. A particularly gentle-looking guard, with two small tufts of light brown hair pulled out from both sides and tied behind his head, Lan Mo praised in a voice as gentle and sweet as his appearance, "Julian, why are you talking about the Prime Minister's private life directly?
The insinuation of these words was too obvious, and the Xiangfu guards all jumped up like springs, rolled up their sleeves and prepared to fight. Blue Bird pointed at Lamber's nose, she was such a petite beauty as a doll, how could she let out such a hoarse roar, "Isn't it that Baby's white private life is that he was not only dumped by a woman, but even the stones on the road looked at the back of his head unpleasantly, so he is still lying half-dead in the hospital?"
The people in the pigeon cage roared in unison, and everyone was scolding, gritting their teeth with hatred, and their eyes were red with fire, and they all rushed over to strangle each other to death.
Throughout the scolding, Geye kept looking back at the emperor as if asking for help, but the latter didn't seem to see the predicament of his subordinates at all, and watched this annual drama of insults and slanders as if he didn't care about himself, until the name of Infant Zhibai appeared in this embarrassing farce.
"How can you fight with your mouth?" Seser appeared next to the round table at some point, his voice was not loud, but it was like an injection of a powerful tranquilizer, which made his crazy subordinates wake up instantly, so stiff that they didn't dare to blink their eyelids, "Do you want to give each of you a dagger, compare who has the most holes in the end?"
The guards went from a high fever to a shiver, and whether it was the prime minister's house or the pigeon cage, they were all wailing in their hearts that something was wrong.
"Don't you dare, are you scared? Now everyone goes out to carry forty pounds and train forty miles!····· Why don't you move, just wait for a knife, right?" Sether shouted, and everyone swished and flew out of the tent as if their buttocks were on fire.
The barracks tent suddenly fell silent, and Geye stood there as if washed by the sea, not daring to come out, avoiding the emperor's sight.
"Twitter-tsk-"
What kind of strange sound is this? Geye boldly looked in the direction of the emperor, and saw a small monk's hat monkey coming out of nowhere, which was now happily turning his head at the command table, and pointing at him and clapping loudly, rolling around on the table with his belly in his hand, and laughing loudly. Sether, with a calm face as if nothing had happened, took a peanut in the shell from the fruit bowl and handed it to the monkey.
"This thing is laughing at me. Geye thought unhappily.