【0867】Scolding the willow demon

"No ......"

Zhao Liang let out an earth-shattering roar, and another fresh life disappeared in front of him.

"Liu Zikong, you can't die, I promised to take you out, you can't die, you can't die......"

Zhao Liang shook Liu Zikong's shoulder desperately, as if this would wake him up, and he was weeping and crying.

Sikong Bo and Lu Qingyi were also sad and holding tears on the side, they just patted Zhao Liang on the shoulder, and they didn't know what words to use to comfort him.

Zhao Liang gasped, slowly put Liu Zikong's already cold corpse on the ground, he stood up, and in the stunned expressions of Sikong Bo and Lu Qingyi, he stepped forward and shouted at the willow forest, "Willow old demon, you bastard, there is a kind of you come out, fight with grandpa and me for three hundred rounds, I must crush your bones and ashes, peel your skin and cramp." ”

When Sikong Bo and Lu Qingyi saw each other, they couldn't help but look at each other, Zhao Liang was dizzy with anger, and if he didn't leave while he was doing this, when would he wait?

Sikong Bo persuaded on the side, "Brother Di Dao, Brother Liu Dao has gone, people can't be resurrected after death, let's retreat quickly, stay in the green mountains without worrying about no firewood, and the future will be long." ”

Zhao Liang said indignantly, "If you want to go, you go, I won't go, I want to avenge Liu Zikong." ”

Seeing that Zhao Liang was so persistent, Lu Qingyi said, "Okay, today I will fight side by side with Brother Di Dao, the big deal is to give a life here, life in the world, you have to live vigorously once." Brother Sikong, you go, the two of us will stay and cover you. ”

Sikong Bo gritted his teeth and said, "Since the two Dao brothers insist on this, I will also sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman, Sikong Bo has not much success in this life, and today is also a fucking life." ”

Zhao Liang laughed and said, "Okay, this is a good brother." ”

Lu Qingyi said, "Let's put away Brother Liu Dao's body first, if we can get out, we will hand it over to his family, so that we can do a funeral for him, if we can't get out, then we will die together." ”

Zhao Liang nodded and received Liu Zikong's body into the ring.

Sikong Bo asked, "Brother Di Dao, what should we do next?"

"Scold, scold until this damn willow old demon comes out, if he doesn't come out, we will keep scolding. ”

Lu Qingyi volunteered, "Okay, I'll scold first." "Brother Lu Dao, it's up to you. ”

Lu Qingyi crossed his waist and scolded loudly, "Old demon of the willow tree, your mother, your grandmother's, your grandmother's, your whole family is not human, and your ancestors have not been human for eight lifetimes......"

When Zhao Liang heard this, he couldn't help but be speechless for a while, Lu Qingyi's scolding skills were too inferior, and he scolded so directly, he was not hearty at all, and he couldn't scold the old demon of the willow tree at all.

"Brother Lu, your scolding is too elegant, so I'd better come. ”

Lu Qingyi couldn't help but be taken aback, and said, "Brother Di Dao, I, Lu Qingyi, am the number one master of scolding in Zhongnan Purple Mansion, if I want to recognize the second, then no one dares to be the first, you actually say that I scold people too elegantly, then I will scold you instead, and I will learn your scolding skills." ”

"Okay, then you have to study hard, listen to how I scold, and make sure that your scolding skills increase greatly, except for me, there is no one in the world who you can't scold. ”

Sikong Bo also said, "Is it really fake? Brother Di Dao's skills are amazing, I didn't expect that scolding people is also first-class, so let's listen to it." ”

Zhao Liang cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and scolded loudly, "Old demon willow, you listen to me, I scolded you for a well-dressed beast, but I am afraid that I will defile the word beast." Anyone with a little bit of intelligence can see how disgusting your old face is. Is there a better way to describe you than to say that you are selfish and arrogant and unself-aware? You have a son who has no asshole, your father sells assholes, you have a rotten asshole yourself, and you love to eat chicken assholes. I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But you forced me to do it. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture, pouting your ass and looking at the sky, with eyes without beads. Looking at a flower from afar, and a pile of cow dregs up close, what else do you pursue except to create zào dung? You either have a bad brain, or you lack a root line. You're very healthy in heart, but you're missing an eye......"

Lu Qingshan couldn't help but be very excited when he heard this, and secretly exclaimed in his heart, "Genius, really a scolding genius, Di Renjie is simply a super master of scolding, it is estimated that the old demon of the willow tree is about to explode." If you have time, you must learn how to scold people with Di Renjie. ”

However, the old demon of the willow tree can really calm down, and there is still no movement, can it be said that the old demon of the willow tree has not heard Zhao Liang's words so damning?

Where did the willow old demon not hear Zhao Liang scolding him, he didn't drop a word and heard it all in his ears, but he was injured by Zhao Liang Xuanlei just now, and the injury was not light, and now it was the critical moment of healing, how could he stop to deal with Zhao Liang, so he had to grit his teeth and secretly thought, "Good boy, I will let you scold, and when I finish healing, see how I clean you up, I must break your body into ten thousand pieces." ”

Zhao Liang saw that the old demon of the willow tree still didn't move, so he changed the theme and continued to scold, "I'm not looking down on you, I'm just too lazy to pay attention to you." Just by looking at your face, you know that you have just come to earth from the eighteenth layer of hell. Actually, you are not a turtle with a shrunken head, you are his senior. If you can't tolerate me, it means that either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great. You can still live until now, it is simply the first wonder of the world, you must be very difficult, your face is so thick, the city wall feels inferior when it sees you. You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig, and you have the mind of a pig. I will send you a couplet: Shanglian: The tree does not have bark, and it will die undoubtedlyDownlink: People are shameless, the world is invincible: People are invincible. The longer I spend in contact with people, the more I like dogs, dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people! ”

Zhao Liang scolded, Lu Qingyi hurriedly wrote it down, Zhao Liang is a classic, witty words, angry people don't pay for their lives.

The more the willow old demon listened, the more angry he became, it was really my uncle who could bear my grandmother and couldn't bear it, it was just too deceitful.

"Grandma, I want your life. The old demon of the willow tree thought angrily.

The old demon of the willow tree didn't wait for the injury to recover, he was going to go to Zhao Liang to settle the account, he had to tear up a stinky mouth of this kid, I don't know if this kid grew up eating, and he could suddenly pop out of his mouth so many cursed words, and he didn't have the same thing.

Just as Zhao Liang was spitting and flying around there, the old demon of the willow tree turned into a human form and appeared in front of Zhao Liang and the three of them with a swish.

"Damn human, have you scolded enough?"