Chapter 33: I Cheating
"What's the matter?
“...... Oh, it turned out to be a master. ”
Wu Ge turned around and bowed respectfully to Master Qingyun.
"A little mundane thing made the master laugh. ”
Wu Ge felt a little sour about this, but he couldn't help it. Master Qingyun is very knowledgeable and has an extraordinary temperament, and those who are close to him can't help but become a little literary.
"Hehe, there is nothing mundane in the world, but what kind of elegant thing does it come from?"
"The master is right. ”
"If you have something in your heart, you might as well go to the study to talk about it, maybe you can solve it one or two. ”
“...... Then thank you, Master. ”
They sat down in the study, and Master Qingyun poured tea for Wu Ge.
"I see that you are angry, what is the matter?"
"That's right, I...... Uh, in the next ......"
Wu Ge blushed, he really didn't know much elegant words, and he wasn't used to saying them.
Master Qingyun smiled encouragingly:
"But it doesn't hurt to say that. ”
“...... That's right, I have to cultivate now, I have to study, well, I have to take care of my two junior sisters...... Uh, Xiaoxiao is a senior sister...... Anyway, I don't know what to do right now. I mean, I've taken the exam twice, and the college entrance examination is very important to me, but ......"
Master Qingyun patiently listened to Wu Ge's words.
"I've heard about it, too. But since you're already cultivating immortals, is it really that important to be the champion or not?"
“...... Yes, but I still have a home and my parents. ”
He didn't mention Lu Ying's matter, and he felt a little weak, but fortunately, the master didn't look at the top of his head.
"I see. ”
Master Qingyun looked confident, or rather, he was in his chest...... That's what it was anyway - of course, he always did, but unfortunately the word was only a figurative one, otherwise the bamboo and wood business alone would have been enough for him to make a small fortune.
"You've been cultivating for a while, how do you feel about cultivating immortals? That day in Huifeng Valley, I saw that you had already achieved a little success. Of course, your endowment is different from ordinary people, otherwise you would not have entered the country like this. ”
"Yes, I also know that cultivating immortals is good, but ......"
"But do you think that cultivating immortals is just cultivating the body?"
"Huh?"
Wu Ge was a little confused. Cultivating immortals is not cultivating the body, but what else is cultivating?
The master smiled and took a book and handed it to Wu Ge.
"Have you read this book?"
"I haven't seen it...... I've heard of it though. ”
It was a copy of the Tao Te Ching, and Wu Ge's knowledge of it was roughly limited to the first six words and who the author was.
"Then take a look, it's a very good book. ”
The master did not hand the book to Wu Ge, but just placed it on the desk and turned the first page. Wu Ge subconsciously bowed his head, but the master had already closed the book.
"Carry it. The master said with a smile.
“...... But Master, I haven't had time to see it yet. ”
"Try it by memorization. The master still smiled.
Wu Ge was a little dissatisfied, but he didn't dare to question the master. If you can't memorize it, you can't blame me, and at least I know the first six words.
"'Tao is good, very good, 'uh...... is famous, very famous. The Beginning of the Nameless Heaven and Earth, the Mother of the Nameless Heaven and Earth......'"
Wu Ge was frightened by himself, he had just had time to glance at it, how could it be......
He finished reciting, and the study was eerily quiet.
The master opened the book again and said, "Look at it again." Wu Ge lowered his head, and as soon as he glanced at it again, the book was closed.
"'Everyone in the world knows that beauty is beautiful, and evil is good, and everyone knows that what is good is good, and what is not good is ......'"
......
"'The way of heaven is good but not harmful. The way of the saint is indisputable. ’”
There was silence. In a moment, Master Qingyun's voice rang out.
"Do you know how many words this book has?"
"Well, it's about 5,000 words. ”
"Not almost. After a little more practice, you will be able to count the words clearly while memorizing. ”
Wu Ge looked up.
"Big, great master, you, you, you, you, you are talking about ......"
"Cultivating immortals is not only about cultivating your body, but also about your mind, understand?"
"It's just to say, I'm becoming smart and smart now......"
"It's another thing whether you're smart or not, but your memory and understanding are certainly much higher now than they used to be. ”
Wu Ge was still shocked, and he tried to recall the math textbook...... Words, numbers, formulas...... Everything is so clear and clear!
Wu Ge shivered like a high fever, he was now both clear and confused, that is: he recalled all the textbooks, all the knowledge he had learned clearly, but he couldn't get around the situation in front of him for a while. This is somewhat similar to the pre-dementia symptoms of Alzheimer's disease.
"That is to say, high school, high school and high school entrance examination ......"
"I don't know what the college entrance examination is all about, but it shouldn't be a problem, right?"
"When, dangdang of course ......"
Master Qingyun patted him comfortingly on the shoulder.
"In addition, I think you can go to the immortal realm every night to cultivate, after all, the environment here is much better than the outside world. ”
“...... Ah, yes. But I still have to sleep at night, my house is far away, and I have to ...... back and forth."
"Haven't you felt the change in yourself? I see you're getting two or three hours less sleep a day now. ”
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Wu Ge returned to the dynasty in victory.
Of course, this is only a figurative statement - it was not the emperor who came out to greet him, but his mother, and his face was very bad.
"The teacher said that you have been skipping class a lot lately, and you have escaped today, is this the case?"
“...... yes, there's such a thing. ”
Wu Ge said with a big grin.
Mom's brow furrowed.
"Goer, why are you ......?"
"Ahem, what level do those teachers have at school? Wu Ge jumped on the couch and stretched out comfortably.
"I found a few tutors outside of school, and they were much higher. Now that I have learned everything, I have no problem with the college entrance examination. ”
"Gore ......"
"Okay!" Wu Ge knew that his mother would not believe it, so he had to move seriously. He casually pulled out a physics book and shoved it into his mother's hand.
"Test me. ”
"Gore ......"
"Turn to the first page, and I'll recite it to you. ”
He memorized the entire book, including the page numbers, and finally told his mother the approximate word count of the entire book.
The mother who didn't believe it took out the Chinese and English books again, and Wu Ge memorized them in the same way.
Mom understood.
"Goer," she said earnestly, "this is indeed the case in this society. But after all, what you learn is what you really know, right?"
"Huh?"
"Now that the invigilation is so strict, even if it is high-tech, there are times when it is exposed. ”
“...... What are you talking about?"
"Mom is wrong? You run around outside all day long, aren't you just looking for some kind of cheating tool?"
Wu Ge almost vomited blood.
"Why do you doubt me so much?" he protested.
"How could my mother not doubt that she was the best student in the school, and she had never heard that she could memorize a few books. You're not cheating or what?"
Wu Ge tapped his head in annoyance. It seems that the ancients said that "clumsy" still makes sense.
"Don't you just think I have a cheating tool on me...... Okay, I'll go to the bathroom, take off my clothes and carry it on your back to you, you should believe it, right?"
Mom wrote "No" on the left side and "Letter" on the right side. ”
Wu Ge had no choice, it seemed that he had to make the lie bigger and rounder, and he had to add some more truth.
"Actually, I wasn't looking for a tutor. He said.
Mom's eyes were cold, and the meaning was, "I'm finally willing to tell the truth." ”
"Actually, I learned from three masters...... Learn martial arts. ”
"What kind of martial arts are you bothering about learning now?" Mom was angry.
"Isn't this an ordinary martial art, you know?" Wu Ge said loudly, "This kind of martial arts not only trains the body, but also the brain, so I'm so smart now, and my memory is so good, do you know?"
Mom was temporarily suppressed by his momentum, but those two words were still written on her face.
"Good. Wu Ge scanned the surroundings, but couldn't find anything suitable. Finally he rushed into the kitchen and dragged the gas jar out.
Mom panicked.
"Goer...... Okay, it's mom who is wrong, mom is wrong to blame you. You don't want to ......"
"Gee, I'm not going to kill myself. You're optimistic. ”
Wu Ge grabbed the handle and lifted it up, and the jar was gently and skillfully tossed over his head, and then he lifted it up with one hand.
"How's that?
"Okay, Mom...... You put it down. ”
Wu Ge put down the jar and glanced around again. The space here is small, and he really can't play his level. Finally he took off his shoes.
"Look. ”
He jumped onto one wall, then jumped a few times between the walls, and finally landed firmly in front of his mother with a beautiful somersault.
"Well, is this also cheating?" he asked triumphantly.
He is so lively now, even if the Monkey King in "Journey to the West" sees him, he will immediately accept him as an apprentice - it's really too good-tempered!
Mom was terrified and dizzy, but she admits that it really doesn't do anything bad - I've never heard of such a powerful stimulant.
"Good...... Did you really practice it?"
Although she was still a little skeptical, she still showed a hint of surprise. Even if my son fails in his studies, it is gratifying that his body is so good.
"Of course it's practiced. I have a good body and a good brain, so I can memorize all the books. If you don't believe me, I'll blindfold my eyes, plug my ears, and recite it again. ”
"Okay, Mom. Mom was so happy that she couldn't keep her mouth shut. There are thousands of ways to become a talent, and now even if his endorsement is fake, he can be a gold medal athlete if he can't be admitted to college, and he may not fall behind when he compares with Liu Xiang.
Seeing his mother so happy, Wu Ge was even more excited and talked more.
"Do you remember the long beard that came back to our house last ......time?
He stopped his mouth in time and didn't say the word "kill", but his mother was on the rise, so he didn't pay much attention.
“...... It's the one with the long beard and the bun that I lie to you and say it's our physics teacher. He was one of my three masters. ”
"You kid, the master is the master, why are you lying to your mother?"
"Hehe, you just said you wouldn't let me practice any martial arts. ”
"When I have time to invite the master to my house for dinner, my mother wants to thank them. ”
She recalled the long beard in the suit, and at that time she always felt that there was something wrong with that person, but now the image of Lu Dongbin in her mind was quite a bit of a fairy style.
This is not to blame her, in many cases, people's memories are really a little unreliable.