The fairy world is a magical and mysterious place, with beautiful scenery and extraordinary plant growth. However, for first-time entrants, looking at it can often be uncomfortable, making people feel dizzy and unreal, and those who are weak may even vomit as a result. The reason for this phenomenon is that the horizon of the fairy world is a flat, straight line without any arc.

In fact, it was not some explorer in the West who first knew about the fact that "the earth is round", but an immortal in the East. But the sad thing is that the immortals are deeply influenced by traditional Chinese culture and cling to the theory of "the sky is round and the place is round", and the result is that when they created the fairy world, they made such a horizon that can make ordinary people dizzy and drunks sober up.

This strange feature of the fairy world led directly to the victory of the second (and possibly the first) battle for the defense of the earth. At that time, a tactical robot launched by the "Aliens" landed in the fairy world, and after firing three shots in a row and not hitting any targets, it stopped to find the reason, and finally, it found out.

"It's not my fault. It argued. "You have the wrong horizon here, and there's a problem with the magnetic field. The geomagnetic declination is inconsistent with the data in my database. ”

This is not just a tactical robot produced by any company, the company that produces it is known for half the galaxy (they claim). Naturally, this robot is a smart and very humanoid robot that knows how to maintain the reputation of the company that produces it at all times. It knows that if anything goes wrong, even the tiniest, it is urgent to start crisis communications.

So, it began to explain to the gods who came to watch the excitement, the influence of the horizon and geomagnetic declination on the accuracy of shooting, the history of the company's creation and development, and their touching stories of treating quality as life. After the immortals got up and left bored, they also talked about the company's R&D strength and innovative spirit. Until a god was impatient and cast a circle spell on it, and since then it has been constantly circling in circles, telling the story of it and the company 24 hours a day.

It was this robot that convinced Wu Ge that he was having a nightmare. He believed that he had not met an immortal, but had committed suicide, and the next second he would wake up and find himself lying in a hospital bed, covered in wounds and his life hanging by a thread.

The robot struggled to explain its point to Wu Ge, but due to the spell, it was always spinning in place, and at the same time thinking it was moving in a straight line, so it was not easy to communicate.

"How long have you been here?" Wu Ge asked.

"According to Earth time, two hundred and seventy-two years, fifty-three days, nineteen hours, twenty-two minutes and six seconds. ”

Wu Ge scratched his head. He knew that the third (and possibly the second) Earth Defense War alone had been fought for nearly four hundred years, but the time of the Immortal Realm had always been less certain. Even if it's more than 200 years, he thought, it's remarkable enough - the electricity lasts so long. If this thing can be made out of the fairy world, Nanfu Company will definitely be willing to pay a lot of money.

It has been a full two weeks since I met the immortals. Despite often feeling like he was dreaming, Wu Ge understood that as long as he didn't wake up from the dream, life had to go on. He was already practicing every night according to the instructions of his masters and had achieved a little success, and it was much easier to enter and exit the immortal realm than before, and the use of the "Heavenly Eye" was also more proficient. However, the three immortals were not satisfied, thinking that his entry should be faster. They had been discussing arranging a trial for him, and they were arguing about the way.

Today is the trial period they arranged, but when the appointed time is up, only Lu Dongbin comes.

"Apprentice, uh......" Lu Dongbin said. "Your two masters are a little bit out of trouble. Well, I'm going to meet a friend now......"

"So I can go back?"

"That's pretty much it...... But the master still has something to ask you. ”

"Please, me?" Lu Dongbin's politeness made Wu Ge feel bad. "What's the matter?"

"Well, it's not a big deal...... Actually, your junior sister wants to take a walk in the mortal world, and I'm busy......"

"Me, my junior sister?" Wu Ge tensed.

"Huh...... I think you know it's my daughter. ”

Of course, Wu Ge knew that he had heard Sun Wukong and Jigong chatting about the evil fate of the lustful immortals in the Ming Dynasty. At that time, Lu Dongbin developed a relationship with a mortal woman, and this woman ...... In the Ming Dynasty, where science was prevalent, it was an alternative, and to put it nicely, it was called "living for love and dying for love," and it was "" to put it ugly. But it was precisely this that attracted Lu Dongbin, and they loved quite passionately, intensely, fiercely and even vigorously. In the end, naturally, things came to that point: on a dark and windy night, the woman lay in Lu Dongbin's arms and said coquettishly, "I want to give birth to a child for you." ”

What "I'm going to do the laundry for you, I'm going to cook for you", forget this song! The above sentence is the most tempting and crazy for men. But the problem is that the immortals have long understood that although the production of sperm does not require much material, it consumes a lot of energy, so they abandoned the reproductive function early in the cultivation process. For the cultivation process of the immortals, the more classic description is "refining jin and refining essence, refining refining and refining qi, refining qi and transforming gods, refining gods and returning them to emptiness." "Generally in the third stage, the practitioner has already begun to "defunctionalize" the *guan to avoid the production of sperm. As an immortal with old qualifications, Lu Dongbin has obviously passed this stage a long time ago. For the birth of this "crystallization of love", Lu Dongbin also spent some energy on "anti-cultivation", and finally got what he wanted.

But after the child fell to the ground, things changed unexpectedly: the girl had no intention of being a mother at all, and her purpose in having a child was just to prove her love and make her love seem more complete; Therefore, she resolutely left Lu Dongbin and started a new relationship, and accidentally drowned half a year later.

This is a bitter thing for Lu Dongbin, first of all, he is mentally hit. However, the gods are very good at self-adjustment at the spiritual level, so this problem is not serious; Lu Dongbin was both a father and a mother during that time, and he had to pay attention to diligent cultivation, and he said that his life was miserable. He named the child Lu Xiaolian, because both he and the child were pitiful enough, and later he felt unlucky and changed his name to Lu Xiaoxiao. In the end, the helpless Lu Dongbin had no choice but to send the child to the nunnery for foster care, and in order to achieve his goal, he had to develop a relationship beyond friendship with the owner of the nunnery. When the little girl was thirteen years old, Lu Dongbin simply ignited her and took her into the fairy world, finally bringing the matter to an end, at least temporarily.

Wu Ge only knows a little about the above situations. He had never seen Lu Xiaoxiao, and he didn't know what kind of person she was, but once he heard Sun Wukong say in an appreciative tone: "This little girl is quite temperamental to me." ”

Therefore, when Lu Dongbin asked him to take Lu Xiaoxiao to the mortal world to "take a walk", it is not surprising that his whole body stiffened, as if his body was crawling with snakes, and the snakes were covered with scorpions.

"I think family affection is also important to the gods." Wu Ge said, while maintaining a frozen posture that did not even move his eyes. "So such an important event...... Well, it seems that fathers should not be absent. ”

"Senior brother is also very important. Besides, this girl doesn't take care of me. Lu Dongbin said a little sadly. “...... Of course, I'm not saying she's bad-tempered. He explained hurriedly. "I mean, maybe it's much better with peers. Adults are always used to her......"

You're going to push her to me if you're spoiled?" Wu Ge thought to himself. He felt another layer of centipedes crawling up on his body.

"It's better for you to take her out. Wu Ge tried to say in a more tactful tone. "Besides, I don't know her. ”

"That's okay," Lu Dongbin said happily. "There is only a little girl like her in the fairy world, and there is only a young man like you, you will never admit your mistake. I've already told your junior sister that you'll see you at the gate of the fairy world......"

Wu Ge didn't know if Lu Dongbin really didn't understand or deliberately pretended to be confused, but he clearly knew that he was losing control of the situation. "I mean, I'm ...... her," he tried to turn the tide, but Lu didn't leave him much room to speak.

"You are a senior brother, you have to take care of your junior sister more. Lu Dongbin concluded. "Don't let her get into any trouble outside...... Of course, to be precise, don't let her get into any trouble outside. Well, that's basically the problem. Okay, the master still has something to do, so you can go to the gate of the fairy world and wait, your junior sister will be there soon. ”

"I, I...... Master. ”

Lu Dongbin is gone. The robot spun in circles as it tried to adjust its head to the direction of Wu Ge.

"Are you going to go too?" it asked sadly. "Why hasn't anyone listened to me?"

"I don't want to leave either, it's a pleasure to chat with you. Wu Ge said absent-mindedly.

"Really, that's a ......."

"It's a pity that I, like you, can't help myself. ”