203: There are treasures in the heavenly realm
The Heavenly Death sighed for a long time, nodded very sadly, and then turned around and walked into the house.
Feng Yiting couldn't help but be stunned when he saw him uncomfortable like this, and hurriedly shouted, "Hey, where did the bearded go?"
The Heavenly Death Demon rolled his eyes, glared at him unhappily and said, "Don't you let the teacher don't eat the crane and phoenix, think about it for the teacher, then go and pour the crane into the Heishui River, and never eat the beasts of the heavenly realm again!"
Feng Yiting hurriedly rushed forward and explained to the Heavenly Death Evil in a serious manner: "Big beard, since you have already cooked it and then thrown it away, isn't this karma even greater? Let me give you an idea! As for this meat, we will eat it with grief, no matter how delicious it is, it will definitely not hurt the crane in the future, okay?"
The Heavenly Death Devil was originally depressed as if he was mourning, but he was suddenly stunned when he heard Feng Yiting's words, and quickly hooked his shoulder, and praised him again and again: "Apprentice, your idea is very much in line with the teacher's mind!" You mean...... We have to eat it with a sad heart? Well, yes, the teacher is already in a very sad mood now, so it's better to ...... Are you going to be sad with your teacher?"
Feng Yiting originally wanted to stop him from harming the crane again, but since it was too late, he gave up.
At this time, when I suddenly smelled the strange fragrance of this crane's flesh, I felt my index finger move even more. The smell is so perverted, it's a shame to throw away such a delicious thing.
Anyway, the crane can't be saved, so I came up with an idea, so as not to waste the treasures of the world's supreme spirit.
However, at this time, he was afraid that he would not change his will, so he solemnly said to him: "Bearded, I warn you! This is the last time! If you kill the crane and phoenix again, what do you say?"
The Heavenly Death didn't think about it, and then opened his mouth and said, "If you kill again." Then he summoned the thunder to slash ......"
Feng Yiting was startled when he saw him make this heavy oath, and was stunned to see the thunderclouds rolling in the sky, the black wind whistling, the dull thunder in his ears, and the lightning flickered, and then a thundercloud condensed in the sky.
I saw that Lei Gongdian suddenly reached the top of his head, holding a thin child, staring at what was registered below.
Feng Yiting was also taken aback, he didn't know that Dao Dao Lei Gongdian Mother was so smart, so he didn't say a word casually. Why did the two of them arrive, and they still looked like they were registering with a thin child...... It's still hard to live!
Heavenly Death Evil hurriedly dragged Feng Yiting to the house, and whispered: "Apprentice, you don't know the way, you checked the longevity of Lei Gong and Dianmu for your teacher back then. I want to find out if they will die, and see if I can get one of the skeletons to be the marshal. I don't know how they knew about it. Therefore. Thor's relationship with his teacher is not very good. All day long, like this crazy woman, I expect to swear. When the time comes, if you really don't take precautions, if you break your oath, you can use thunder to slash me, and declare personal vendettas!"
Only then did Feng Yiting understand that in order to enhance the power of the skeleton soldiers, this Heavenly Death Demon was looking forward to people coming to the Divine Burial Mountain. It's no wonder that others don't hate him! Knowing that he was the same as the Earth Yin Concubine, it was estimated that this was the reason that offended the Thunder God, so he hurriedly said: "Since this is the case, then forget it, bearded." Don't swear awful, lest you be chased by Thor, which is very pitiful. ”
Heavenly Death said with a smile: "The words are all spoken, anyway, I won't kill the Crane Phoenix again in the future, what if I swear an oath, I didn't kill the Crane Phoenix, he Thunder God dared to hack me indiscriminately for no reason, and my Ten Earth Skeleton Flame is not fun!"
After speaking, he jumped out of the house, looked at the sky and shouted: "The one above is the thunder male electric mother? I picked up a crane today, and I don't know how I died, I am afraid that I will waste this heavenly spirit bird and it will be cooked, why don't you come down and drink some soup together?"
Only then did Lei Gongdian come back to her senses, snorted coldly and ignored him, and went straight away.
Only then did the Heavenly Death Devil enter the house, only to see that Feng Yiting had already carried a sea bowl and was working hard. He roared, quickly went to get the bowl and chopsticks, quickly filled a large bowl, and ate it fiercely not to be left behind.
The two of them scrambled, sighed and sighed, I don't know how sad it was, and quickly drank all the soup, Feng Yiting was still unfinished, and he was still scurrying around the stove, obviously hoping that there was still some leftover.
The heavenly death was full of hiccup, and while picking his teeth, he hummed and asked Feng Yiting, who was not very happy: "You...... Fang just said only one, that ...... What about the other two?"
Feng Yiting was immersed in the deliciousness and strange aroma of the crane meat, and his head was a little dizzy.
Only then did he understand why the Heavenly Death Demon had to risk violating the rules of the heavens, and when he beat the phoenix and the crane to eat, he came back to his senses after hearing this, and after a while of silence, he said: "This second rule is that you can no longer calculate with the Earth Yin Concubine in the future." ”
The Heavenly Death Demon immediately jumped up from the stool and said angrily: "You unfilial apprentice, the first one is so embarrassed, the teacher swore a poisonous oath in front of the thunder god, but I didn't expect you to move out of the second one...... But go and see if there are any cranes and phoenixes, it's important for Lao Tzu to break the fast first!"
Feng Yiting was stunned, he glared at the heavens and scolded: "What a bearded man, I can't imagine that you actually talk like a fart, and the poisonous oath you just made will be violated immediately! You still want to accept me as an apprentice like this? What an old thief!"
The Heavenly Death Devil was not angry, rolled his eyes and said casually: "You let me be a concubine without calculation, and sooner or later I will be poisoned by her." Apprentice, instead of being poisoned by this crazy woman, it is better to let the Thor chop him to death, at least die a heroic death, what do you say?"
Feng Yiting realized that he was talking angrily, and quickly explained: "Don't call me a bearded man, I just came from the Earth Yin Concubine and asked her to promise me three conditions, one of which is to stop calculating you! Could it be that I coaxed her to agree, but gave you the opportunity to push her down the Heishui River?"
Tiansheng was stunned, and then stared at him in disbelief: "You said that the crazy woman agreed?"
Feng Yiting asked rhetorically, "You mean that I am the kind of shameless and casual thing?"
The Death of Heaven still didn't believe it, so he scratched his head and said, "No, it's unreasonable? The crazy woman is looking forward to me digging a grave for herself every day, how can she agree to this condition for you...... It's not that I don't believe in your apprentice, I don't believe her!"
Feng Yiting didn't bother to talk to him, and then asked, "Do you only say yes or not?"
Only then did the Heavenly Death Devil sigh, glanced at Feng Yiting and said: "Since you say so, if I don't agree, it seems that I am not as good as a crazy woman, okay apprentice." I promise you! What's the third one, isn't it for Lao Tzu to jump into the Heishui River?"
Feng Yiting was happy at this time, hugged the sky and said with a smile: "Hehe, bearded, you are really funny, do you know that I am not engaged in breeding, and the blood fish in the Heishui River were not raised by me, I let you jump into the river to feed the fish, what is the benefit?"
The Heavenly Death still stared at him vigilantly and said, "Although you are not a blood-raising fisher, the conditions will kill me." ”
Feng Yiting said with a smile: "Why should I hurt you if I have nothing to do? I am really so vicious, you have accepted me as a disciple, can you still sleep at night with a beard? It's just that you don't have the right relationship with Diyin Concubine, you must not even see Jiang Dongming and Wang Guihua face to face, how about letting the young couple meet and talk?"
Tianyi was stunned for a moment, and then muttered: "It's not difficult, the problem is that this Jiang Dongming is honest." But his daughter-in-law, you also know that when she turns her face, she will be scared to death. She can be honest when she changes her face like this, and when the time comes, Jiang Dongming will be damaged. Let's calculate Lao Tzu together, you have to be diligent apprentices!"
Feng Yiting couldn't help but shake his head when he saw that he had exactly the same idea as the Earth Yin Concubine.
Listening to his last sentence was a little strange, so he asked, "What does this have to do with my diligence?"
The Heavenly Death said expressionlessly: "Once the teacher is conspired by them to die, you have to be diligent, and go to the heavenly realm as soon as possible to dig a pit and bury the bones for the teacher? If you are really dragged and eaten by the tengu of the Erlang God, will you be happy for the rest of your life?"
Feng Yiting smiled. As soon as he wanted to explain, he suddenly had an idea, and suddenly said happily: "Okay, okay, okay!" I agree to this condition, and I will follow you as a teacher, apprentice." When the time comes, it's a big deal for them to meet, and Lao Tzu will follow behind without blinking, and see if the demon moth dares to come and make trouble!"
Feng Yiting was stunned, only then did he understand that he was probably planning to do so.
In this way, when the young couple meet, don't they want to be intimate for a while? I just wanted to persuade him again, but I didn't ask him clearly, and I was afraid that the sky would die and it would feel unfair and stopped.
He was groaning, and he laughed and said, "Just these three apprentices?"
Feng Yiting sighed and began to play the emotional card: "Bearded, you also know that Jiang Dongming and I Lingyuan are together, which can be described as sharing honor and disgrace. We don't have a master-apprentice relationship now, but I still respect you as a friend or elder. In fact, the three I have set are nothing more than thinking that you can be a little better to Jiang Dongming and Wang Guihua, don't be too nervous about the relationship with Diyin Concubine, everyone is a neighbor, why bother!"
Heavenly Death was stunned for a moment, thinking about the three conditions set by Feng Yiting, it was indeed not a big deal, then he sighed and said: "Apprentice, as a teacher, I naturally know your hard work, but I am in a hurry with this earthly concubine, and I am really restless if I don't make a fuss, don't be too careful, if we quarrel, as long as we don't do anything, just turn a blind eye!"
Feng Yiting sighed, and then said: "In this case, Jiang Dongming will stay with you, if I have something to call him back, you have to train him well, otherwise I will go back, you have to remember." ”
Tiansheng was stunned for a moment, and then asked, "You explained these words, but where are you going?"
Feng Yiting spread his hands and said, "I haven't become an immortal yet, so naturally I'm going back to the mortal world, so can I help you look at the tomb every day?"
Tiansheng scratched his head, and then became strange: "It's really unreasonable, the stinky boy is not big or small, why am I a little reluctant to let you go? Could it be that I really like you and want to be friends with you?"
Feng Yiting said with a smile: "Hehe, this is character! You hurry up and train Jiang Dongming, and strive to win Wang Guihua! You can really take me as an apprentice, but you have cultivated the blessing in your first eight lives!"
At this time, the Heavenly Death Demon rolled his eyes, and suddenly remembered something, so he said: "Apprentice, you just asked me for a magic weapon, although you don't have it on hand as a teacher, but I know that there are a few good treasures in this heavenly realm without an owner, do you want it?"
Feng Yiting was stunned for a moment, and then asked curiously: "Is there a good treasure in the heavenly realm without a master?" Do you mean that the immortals and celestials in this heaven are all looking at the good baby politely, or can't they look down on it? Who are you fooling The bearded man wants to delay my time and play with you, right?"
Tiansheng sighed: "Doll, we have been dealing with you for so long, although you have no cover on your mouth, but your heart is not bad, how could I lie to you? ”
Feng Yiting realized that he was not amusing and deceiving people, so he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and dragged the heavens to death, shouting: "In this case, let's leave immediately, what are you talking about? Hurry up, hurry up and get a beard!" (To be continued......
PS: Fourth update