Six hundred yuan caused a lot of trouble, Sun Wukong had never seen such a delicate "silver ticket," he took one, and squatted on the street corner regardless of the light to look closely,

Wu Ge was so anxious that he was sweating profusely, because many people stopped to watch and thought this old man was quite interesting.

"Master," he said in a low voice, "let's go, let's look elsewhere......"

"Hmm, why?" replied Sun Wukong absentmindedly, "It's good here." ”

"There are too many people here, as the saying goes, money is not exposed......"

"Who dares to steal me?" said Sun Wukong with a glare, glancing at the onlookers. "Besides, there are no thieves here. ”

"That's not necessarily, people should not be ...... in appearance"

As soon as the words came out, Wu Ge knew that he had committed public anger. The aura is something that everyone has, and the aura moves at will, and from this point of view, the gaze is also tangible, and sensitive people can detect the voyeur, which is the reason. Although Wu Ge's cultivation is shallow, his sensitivity to aura is far beyond that of ordinary people, and at this moment he felt a tingling pain in his back, as if there were more than a dozen needles pricked.

"We're going to buy toys, right?" he had to coax Sun Wukong.

"What toy?" Sun Wukong paused, the expression on his face made Wu Ge realize that he didn't want to send him away easily.

“...... How about an electric car? ”

Wu Ge bought Sun Wukong a remote-controlled electric car as promised, and then took him to the park to find an empty place for him to play. Soon, Sun Wukong had a little playmate, which made Wu Ge a lot cleaner. It was a three-year-old boy who happened to have a remote-controlled electric car.

The child's mother was sitting by the flower bed, and Wu Ge smiled at her, feeling like a young woman with a child for no reason, and she was actually carrying such a big child. It made him feel embarrassed.

The child's mother was also a little embarrassed, she felt that the pair in front of her was a little unsettling. The young man was very abnormal, always felt a little sissy-though he didn't say a word, and the old man was even more weird. It's not that the elderly can't play with toys, it's normal to be "old and young, the older you get, the younger you get", but this old man ...... It's a little crazy, too.

In fact, even that kid is deeply dissatisfied with the current situation, partly because Sun Wukong's "surname Wu" is too high, he quickly plays with the remote control, and the kid always loses to him.

"I'm really unlucky," thought the boy. "Am I so unpopular? I'm so down to the point of playing with such an old guy. And he didn't know that he should let the child a little, he didn't look like a serious grandfather at all, and he didn't expect him to pull a piece of candy out of his pocket later......"

Adults generally think that children are as simple as a blank slate, which is actually a hypothetical view, but in fact, children are very smart and even cunning, at least to the best of their ability. And now that's it: the little boy quietly let go, let the remote control fall to the ground, and then announced in a milky voice: "I don't want to play anymore, I want to fly." ”

Mothers are so proud of their child's understanding and insight - she's fidgeting and trying to get out of here.

"Okay, good baby, let's go right away. She was busy packing her things.

Sun Wukong grabbed Wu Ge and asked, "What do they say 'catch flying chickens'?"

"Well, it's a chicken...... Nothing fun. Wu Ge tried to prevaricate.

Sun Wukong's expression is very strange, he seems to be ...... He seemed to be staring hard at the half-foot-high position above Wu Ge's head. He glared for a moment, then said happily, "So, 'catching a flying chicken' is not a chicken. Take me to see it. ”

Wu Ge didn't understand what kind of logic Sun Wukong was using, "So...... Not chickens. "How did this come about? But he knew that there was no choice but to take Sun Wukong to the playground now.

The little boy was already "catching flying chickens", but as soon as he saw Sun Wukong coming, he twisted his face to the side in time, and he did it very naturally, and he couldn't see that he had any opinions on Sun Wukong. But Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to him anyway, and what attracted Sun Wukong was a roller coaster.

"Wow, this ......," his eyes lit up with excitement. "I'm going to play. ”

He lunged straight at the roller coaster, no different from a three-year-old.

Wu Ge grabbed him in time.

"Master, it's not like you can play if you want to. ”

"Why?" Sun Wukong dragged Wu Ge without slowing down at all. Now all he has in his eyes is roller coasters.

"Buy a ticket, master!" Wu Ge shouted in despair. "How many times do you have to say that there are basically no free things in modern society, so don't forget to ask the price before you do anything......

"Oh yes, you did. Well, is it expensive? We still have enough money, right?"

"Enough, but you wait for me to buy a ticket. Also, there is a queue. ”

The queue came to the front, and the unexpected appeared. The ticket collector learned that it was Sun Wukong and not Wu Ge who was going to get on the roller coaster, and he didn't agree to it. The reason is obvious: he is too old, who is responsible for the accident? Sun Wukong was furious and couldn't get out of the car. At first, the tourists all accused Wu Ge of making nonsense: Can grandpa sit on this when he is so old? Then you are such a grandson? Later, when I saw that Sun Wukong was resolute, he didn't agree that everyone couldn't play, and they all persuaded him to collect tickets in turn: Why do you say that something is going to happen to people, you see how healthy the old man is. Besides, isn't his grandson still here? I don't want you to be responsible for any accidents. You eat salted radish completely lightly...... Everyone gossiped, arguing so much that they were dizzy to collect tickets, and finally pulled Wu Ge's hand and didn't let go, declaring that everyone testified not because they didn't stop it, but because they had to go up, and his grandson was responsible for the accident, so it could be regarded as letting go.

During the whole process of the roller coaster, he grabbed Wu Ge's hand and stared at the car where Sun Wukong was sitting worriedly. But soon, the loud laughter from the car made him feel more than half relieved - it seems that this old man's body is really tough enough!

The little boy who "catches the flying chicken" also notices the Monkey King. From his point of view, he saw Sun Wukong jumping out of the car several times, grabbing the handle and flying with the car, his white beard fluttering in the wind, very chic.

But he wisely chose to forget what he saw - he was a smart kid and knew that this was a world of integrity, and it would be miserable to be thought of as a child who liked to brag and lie.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Sun Wukong returned happy, and almost all the projects in the playground were played by him.

"I have to practice hard in the immortal realm for a few days before I come out. He said with a little regret. "But as long as there is no war, it's nothing, and I'll come out soon. ”

"By the way, master, what kind of battle are you fighting, and with whom?" Wu Ge yawned, he was tired today.

"You don't have to worry about this," Sun Wukong said sternly. "I told you to practice diligently, have you practiced? Physical cultivation is the first step. Look at you, you've only been playing for half a day, and your spirit is so bad, how can you be a god?"

"I know, master. Wu Ge replied with a sad face. That's enough homework during the day, and ...... at night

"Alright, I'm going back...... Oh yes, don't you have a piece of money left? Give it to me. ”

Wu Ge sighed. I thought I could keep a little, but I didn't expect Sun Wukong to remember his surname so well.

The last hundred-yuan bill was handed to Sun Wukong, who looked at the light. "The more I look at it, the more beautiful it is, and I have to study it. ”

"What does research come for?

"What nonsense, immortals can't do that kind of thing!"

"Can't you? Don't they all say you can turn stones into gold?"

“...... Yes, but not allowed. ”

"Uh? I didn't really know there was such a rule. ”

"You'll understand later. Okay, the master is back. Tomorrow your master Jigong will come out to look for you. ”

"But I'm going to class tomorrow, I'm going to ...... today."

"Didn't you say you didn't want to go on?"

"That's two different things, I ......"

Sun Wukong held the money in his mouth, held the remote control car in his hand, and gently jumped into the air, only jumping up about a foot high, and then shrunk into a small dot, and disappeared with a "flutter".

“...... I don't want to cultivate immortals yet, don't I still have to cultivate?" Wu Ge shouted.

But there was only air left in front of him.