Chapter sixty-three
(a)
I'm in a beautiful mood today.
After recuperating in Kunlun Mountain for some time, my wounds finally got better. No, I can have the opportunity to have breakfast at the same table with my brother and master.
I held the bowl in my hand and drank a big bowl of porridge, and called "another bowl" three times in a row, and the sixth senior brother smiled like a flower for a while. Whenever someone eats his food, he grinning so much that he can't close his mouth. It was a compliment and recognition of his craft.
Watching the rest of the senior brothers, except for the sixth senior brother, all look at me sideways as if they were casually, I was very useful.
The master has always been very calm, and only smiled lightly and said, "Eat slowly."
After three more bowls, I'm going to call for a fourth. It is not easy to be full when you drink porridge, and if you don't drink a little more, you will be hungry when you come back from a trip to the hut.
Of course, the senior brothers are not as far-sighted as me, and they don't think as much as I do. They have always held on to the full fortification. In fact, I also know that these scumbags are not easy, and they are very red to me in the light and secret, but they have to pretend to be indifferent and disdainful.
I handed the rice bowl to the sixth senior brother and grinned, "The food made by the sixth senior brother today is particularly delicious, come back ......."
Before I finished speaking, Senior Brother Peiyi couldn't help it. He pulled an old face that was as stiff as a slate, and with a pair of sharp eyes, he looked at the porridge pot that was at the bottom and then at me, and said: "No matter how delicious the food is, as long as you eat seven points full, the little junior sister will heal her body, don't break it." ”
I burped with a muffled mouth and said, "Senior brother, don't worry, the little junior sister hasn't reached seven points full yet." ”
The senior brothers turned their eyes sideways and secretly glanced at the master, quite a little complaining.
So the master pursed his lips and said slowly: "Xian'er has eaten too much for a while now, and I'm afraid that I won't have the stomach to fill all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas." ”
I scanned the whole house with my eyes and said, "Where are the delicacies of the mountains and seas?
The master said: "Today's birthday of the Dragon King of the West Sea, Xian'er will go with the teacher in a while." There are delicacies from the mountains and the sea. Xian'er might as well go and prepare it now. ”
Hearing what Master said, my heart suddenly bloomed red. Tsk, go to the West Sea...... I've never been to the West Sea.
It's just that this is ready to ...... How do I prepare?
Oh yes, the scene of the Dragon King's birthday must be very strong, and Master and I will definitely meet a lot of immortals when we go to celebrate his birthday. Listen to Master...... Didn't he want me to put on my makeup and dress up?
I touched my face, a little embarrassed. Although my face is beautiful and impeccable, I finally went to celebrate my birthday, and I got a big scene with no face.
It's still the master, and his old man is thoughtful.
So I didn't bother to bring another bowl for the fourth time, so I hurriedly stood up and made a gesture to the master, and said, "That disciple will go and prepare now." I ran to my bedroom with joy.
(b)
I changed into clothes and sat lonely on the couch. I forgot that I didn't have a dresser or a bronze mirror in my bedroom.
In the past, I rarely even looked in the mirror, and when I was really anxious to look in the mirror, I would go to the senior brother to borrow his mirror to take a look. Now that the senior brother is not on the mountain, it is difficult to even borrow a demon mirror.
Hey, I was holding a big box of makeup stuff that Ling Dye gave me last time, and I sighed.
Ling Ran said that women need to wear makeup to look good. The fairies in Heavenly Court are all smeared with delicate and fragrant makeup, so that the male gods and fairies will be in reverie.
I opened the box, and it was red, red, green, and green, and there was a lot of variety.
I suddenly thought that Master had specially asked me to come back and prepare, and I couldn't just give up. There are just these colorful things, I should make good use of them, at least let some male gods see me and think about it.
I thought about it for a while, and decided to find a mirror first. After rummaging through the cabinets and searching the whole room and still not finding a mirror, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have seen something like a human vanity mirror when I went to the world before.
So I turned into a vanity mirror and a chair according to what I had in mind.
I sat upright in front of the vanity mirror, still a little depressed when I looked at the not very clear vision in the mirror. This mirror is not as good as the demon mirror of the senior brother, and everything is blurry.
That's it, it's going to be used.
I placed the box of makeup items and started to apply them to my face.
I know that my lips and cheeks should be painted red, and my eyebrows should be black. And the eyelids should also be colored.
It's just that I can't decide what color to put on this eyelid for a while. I thought about it carefully, what were the colors of the eyelids of those immortals and maids in Heavenly Court.
Red, yellow, blue, green, their eyelids should be of their own color.
What about me, what color should I wear?
After thinking about it for a long time, I decided to put some color on each color......
When I finally got it done, I tried to look in the mirror, but the scene was still too blurry to see clearly, and I could only faintly see the color on my face.
I can see the color, at least people will know that I am wearing makeup.
At this time, there was a knock on the door of my bedroom, and I heard the master whispering outside, "Xian'er, are you ready?"
The thought that the first time I applied makeup was the first time Master saw it, I suddenly felt a little nervous. My heart was jumping. I also jumped over and opened the door for Master.
I don't know if he will have a reverie after seeing me.
(c)
I opened the door, and Master was standing there.
I only heard the master ask, "Why is Xian'er hanging her head?" ”
I wrung my fingers, a little embarrassed. After a few moments, he raised his head, looked at the master and said with a smile: "Master, the apprentice is ready." ”
When Master saw me, his body shook at first, and then he staggered back two steps.
I was afraid that Master would inevitably feel a little dizzy after standing for a long time, so I hurriedly went over to support him and said hurriedly, "Does Master want to be unwell?"
The master held his forehead and shook his head, sighing, "Xian'er, let's go wash your face and go out again." ”
I didn't know why I said, "But the disciple is about to finish applying makeup, and it will fall off as soon as I wash it." "Doesn't Master have the feeling of being imaginative?
The master twitched the corner of his mouth and said, "It's good to wash it off." ”
Speaking of which, no matter how smart I am, I can tell that Master must dislike my makeup. I'm hurt.
I honestly went out of the bedroom to get a basin of water.
At this time, the third senior brother Chen Yuan will pass by here. He saw that the master was busy bending over and making a gesture to the master, and said, "The master is polite. ”
However, when he saw me next to the master, his face suddenly trembled and he cramped.
I saw that he was shaking up and down all over his body, and I was worried about whether he was cramping badly and deteriorating into convulsions, but he suddenly covered his mouth with one hand and his stomach with the other.
I asked, "Third Senior Brother, don't you tighten up, if you have a bad convulsion, you might as well go back and rest first." ”
The next moment, the third senior brother couldn't cover his mouth anymore, and actually held his stomach with both hands and laughed.
He couldn't stand up with a straight laugh, so he simply put one hand on the trunk of a tree next to him and continued to laugh, laughing as he pounded the tree. I could tell he was laughing at me.
Sure enough, the third senior brother laughed before he raised his finger and pointed at me and said: "Peel haha, little junior sister, what are you doing, do you want to draw a flower face and rush to sing for the dragon king, peel haha, laugh at me, laugh at me~~~ How can the little junior sister sing a paragraph to the senior brothers first~~~Peel haha~~~"
A mouthful of old blood stuck in my heart, and I couldn't get a seizure in front of the master. It's not easy to think that I've worked hard to put on makeup, but Chenyuan actually treats me as a singer, how provocative!
But in front of the master, I can't blatantly pinch the third senior brother.
Then I held my breath several times, turned my head and looked at the master, and said angrily: "Master~~~ The third senior brother is laughing at me~~~"
I was so depressed that I saw that the corners of Master's old man's mouth were also high.
The master was very calm, squinted at the third senior brother, and read leisurely: "Yuan'er." ”
(iv)
When the third senior brother heard the master's voice, he immediately pricked up his ears, wiped the corners of his eyes, and quieted down. He said again, "Master, the apprentice will go to practice here." ”
I gritted my teeth, only Master can cure the Chenyuan bastard. Today's hatred, I have written it down.
I only heard the master and the third senior brother say: "Yuan'er doesn't need to rush to practice, let's make a basin of water for Xian'er first." ”
The third senior brother said, "Yes, Master." Before turning around, he raised his eyes and glanced at me, then bent down and walked away with his stomach in his hand.
Laugh and laugh and laugh to death, laugh and suffocate him, suffocate him, suffocate him, and make him crazy. Hmm, Chenyuan bastard.
After a while, the third senior brother came back with a basin of water.
I glared at him with a fierce look and grinned teeth before I pulled my old face over the basin.
However, I have to admit that the water is really clearer than the mirror.
Seeing an unrecognizable face in the basin, my hands trembled so much that I almost fell into the basin. I shuddered and pursed my lips and exclaimed, "This, this, which god is this?" ”
The third senior brother grinned and said, "Little junior sister, don't be afraid, this is you." ”
Later, I planted my head in a basin of water and rubbed the dough back and forth. I don't think I'll believe it anymore if a woman puts on makeup and can make the male gods think and reverie.
After everything was packed up, Master took me out of Kunlun Mountain and went to the Dragon King of the West Sea. I'm still facing the sky.
I stood with Master on His auspicious clouds. Halfway through, I couldn't hold it anymore, so I said, "Master, Master." ”
Master let out a soft "um".
I said in a low voice, "Master, don't you also think it's funny that the disciple's appearance is ugly?" ”
The master raised his eyebrows, but said, "Why did Xian'er ask like this, do you care about the master's thoughts?" ”
"Huh?" I didn't think I didn't care about Master's thoughts, but I just felt a little embarrassed if Master and I were ugly.
Seeing that I didn't answer, Master said again, "That's it." He looked at me, his eyes were stained with a smile, and said, "Actually, it's not very ugly." ”
I know that Master has always been reluctant to talk about it all the time. He said this, even if he is not very ugly, he should have a ** score. I was depressed.
However, seeing that the West Sea was just ahead, it would not be good if I still had a bitter face for other immortal friends to see, so I hurriedly picked up my thoughts and went there with Master to celebrate my birthday.
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