Chapter 62: The Good Man Diao Xiaosi (Part I)
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Diao Xiaosi originally went to ask for comfort, but who knew that he inexplicably reprimanded the old blind man, and walked to his residence dejectedly.
He counted with his fingers, escorting Qin Qiong out of Beijing, dueling Duan Zhentian, and helping Chaotianjiao's dead ghost husband to avenge him, any of these three things was a matter of losing his head if he didn't do it well.
I only have one head on my neck, and I haven't been able to produce one even dozens of times.
It's just something else, three days later, the duel with Duan Zhentian is close at hand, from the old thief to the old blind man, they look at themselves with four words to describe - "the one who is about to die".
Diao Xiaosi's chest was originally full of green bamboos, but at this moment it gradually bloomed and grew hair.
He pushed open the door and entered the house, and saw Xia Peiheng, Yu Linglong, Geng Nanyi, Geng Shaohua and his wife, as well as Wan'er and Yi Bai and others sitting full, looking at him with solemn faces and solemn expressions.
Diao Xiaosi was depressed, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you doing a funeral for me?"
Yu Linglong sighed and said, "Little fourth brother, or you just admit defeat, at most you will lose face." ”
Xia Peiheng shook his head and said: "It's not proper, if we surrender without a fight like this, how can we save face in the dart game?"
"Fart!" Yi Bai said angrily: "The person surnamed Duan sneered at you, why don't you dare to say anything? In this case, please ask Mr. Xia to go to the Guanluo Dart Bureau tomorrow and fight with Duan Laogou first!"
Geng Nanyi hurriedly played a round and said: "Brother Yi, don't be angry, Mr. Xia also focuses on the overall situation and has no malicious intent. What's more, in the past two days, Duan Zhentian will definitely take strict precautions and will not accept anyone's challenge. ”
Diao Xiaosi muttered: "An old dog is afraid of what he will do, so wait for Lao Tzu to cut his dog's head and stew soup to drink." ”
Geng Shaohua smiled bitterly: "It's all at this juncture, little fourth uncle, don't joke with us." ”
Everyone chatted for a while, but they didn't have a clue, and they all retired for fear of delaying Diao Xiaosi's cultivation.
Wan'er was the last to go, standing by the door and looking at Diao Xiaosi: "You...... Are you sure?"
Diao Xiaosi smiled: "How do you want me to grasp it-does it matter if I grasp the root of Duan Laogou's life?"
Wan'er's pretty face flew and said, "You are always not serious!" The circles in her eyes turned red, and she said in a low voice: "Don't work hard, you can't do it, it's not like the head of the jade dart head said admit defeat, it's a big deal, the dart game is closed, and we will withdraw from Chang'an." If you want to have three long and two short, what can I, what can I do?"
Diao Xiaosiqi said: "What should you do?"
Wan'er glanced at him, floated in front of him, stood on tiptoe with her hands around her neck, kissed Diao Xiaosi's lips lightly, and then let go and retreated to the door, saying viciously: "If that's the case, I will marry Long Zhaoyuan and make you regret it for the rest of your life!"
Diao Xiaosi's heart was hot and cold for a while, and he muttered, "There are still three days...... Shouldn't Lao Tzu castrate Long Zhaoyuan's kid first?"
He closed the door and didn't have the heart to cultivate, he sat at the table and looked at the air and thought of a way.
However, after thinking about it, he couldn't think of any ideas in his head, so he simply stretched his waist and climbed into bed, and said secretly: "The old blind man said it well, Lao Tzu's life is worth more than 100,000 taels of silver." Well, as for the bad old man, he sent back his kindness, and this time he temporarily let go of the surname Duan and his 100,000 taels, lest he freeze to death on the street when he is old and helpless. ”
Thinking about this, Diao Xiaosi was immediately refreshed, meditated cross-legged on the bed, and began to cultivate the star array.
The next day he slept until noon, and wandered out for lunch like a man who had nothing to do, and then rode leisurely to the West Market.
At present, Chang'an City is full of merchants and merchants, and it is the first capital city in the four seas. The West Market is full of traffic, and you can see overseas merchants from Borneo everywhere who come to the country.
Suddenly, a gong sounded, and a few guys on the side of the road shouted loudly: "Bet, bet - early in the morning after tomorrow, the head of the Guan Luo Dart Bureau Duan will play in the ring with the head of the head of the Huitong Dart Bureau Diao on the cross slope in the east of the city." Now it's a loss of twenty, and there is no deception when you buy it. ”
After a while, there were many people gathered around to watch the excitement, and many people were betting and throwing money.
Diao Xiaosi stopped and watched, and suddenly a casino guy looked at him, raised his hand and greeted: "This little brother, don't miss it when you pass by, this is a rare opportunity to make money, you can also place two bets!"
Diao Xiaosi asked with interest: "How much is a bet?"
The man replied: "One tael of silver and one bet, if you bet on Diao's dart head, maybe you can earn back twenty taels in a blink of an eye!"
A spectator next to him smiled and said: "Xiao Mao, aren't you a pit person? What kind of person is Mr. Duan's dart, who is invincible all over Guan Luo! That surnamed Diao heard that he is just a little hairy child, but I am afraid that Mr. Duan's dart head will slap him flat with a punch." ”
Diao Xiaosi smiled and asked, "According to what you say, wouldn't no one dare to bet on Diao's dart?"
The spectator gushed endlessly: "How can my Wang Lao Wu's words be wrong? Little brother, you go to our Chang'an City 110 square to inquire casually, and a fool believes that the little hairy boy can win the head of Duan Zong's dart." ”
As soon as his words fell, a few idle guys around him said: "Yes, why does that baby surnamed Diao have to find death at a young age, and actually touch a stone with an egg......?"
The more Diao Xiaosi listened, the more angry he became, and his head was hot, and he took out a silver ticket from his cuffs and said, "Bet on Mr. Diao's dart head for Lao Tzu!"
The guy trotted all the way over to catch the silver ticket, and exclaimed with wide eyes: "One thousand taels? ”
Diao Xiaosi snorted and said, "Don't talk nonsense, give me the gambling notes, and the day after tomorrow Lao Tzu will collect the money." ”
Wang Lao Wu shook his head and said: "Good words are hard to persuade damn ghosts, your thousand taels are a waste." ”
At this time, the guy opened the gambling slip, raised it in his hand and said, "Little brother, do you want to fill in your name?"
Diao Xiaosi silently used the twenty-eight star qi and used the green dragon hand to shoot objects in the air. As soon as the guy's hand was loosened, the gambling slip flew out and landed firmly in Diao Xiaosi's hands.
He stuffed the gambling slip into his arms, smiled at the stunned crowd and said, "Remember, Lao Tzu is the little hairy boy you said about touching stones with eggs, if you want to make money, follow me!"
"Coax-" The gambling stall behind him suddenly exploded, and Wang Lao Wu looked at Diao Xiaosi's back blankly and said to himself: "Good man...... Xiao Mao, hurry up - I'll bet another 100 Wen, and bet on Duan to win!"
Not to mention the bets here, Diao Xiaosi rode a horse to a coffin shop and stopped, thinking in his heart: "Is Lao Tzu betting a little less, one loss of twenty - one thousand taels is equal to 20,000 taels, and five thousand taels is equal to 100,000 taels......"
There was a golden light shining in front of him, and he couldn't help but squint his eyes and said: "The top girl in Chang'an City is 100,000 taels, and Lao Tzu has to turn her head no matter what." Well, go back and bet 4,000 taels, plus 100,000 taels of Duan Laogou, and Lao Tzu will be a rich man in two days. ”
He jumped off his horse and walked into the coffin shop and went straight to the counter and said, "I want a high-quality golden silk nanmu coffin that was just purchased yesterday." ”
The owner of the coffin shop behind the counter raised his head when he heard this, and asked, "I wonder who the guest officer bought it for?"
Diao Xiaosi scolded the bastard who made up the code, and replied with a smile: "For my grandfather, seven uncles and eight aunts, plus five sisters-in-law." ”
It stands to reason that the code is right for this part, and the owner of the coffin shop should take him inside. How do you know that the other party bared his teeth and smiled: "Your grandma, your grandfather, your seventh uncle, your eighth aunt, and the brother-in-law who is separated by five clothes, there are five in total, can so many people live?"
Diao Xiaosi's fire went up, and he didn't care that there was a sentence behind him, "One person takes turns to live a day, and there is a lot of surplus." Stretched out his hand and grabbed the guy's chest, and roared: "I'll let your grandfather live, I'll let your seventh uncle and eight aunts live, and I'll let your brother-in-law, aunt, sister-in-law, and grandson all live in......"
The owner of the coffin shop was still smiling, shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, we don't have such a large coffin to sell in our store, so let's ask the guest officer to look for it elsewhere." ”
Diao Xiaosi was stunned, and said in a low voice: "Don't pretend to be garlic, do you know what Lao Tzu is here for." ”
The owner of the coffin shop said "oh", and asked slowly: "Your grandmother, your grandfather, your seventh uncle, your eighth aunt, and the brother-in-law who is separated by five clothes, there are five in total, can so many people live?"
Diao Xiaosi completely lost his temper, and replied word by word as if squeezing out of his throat: "One person lives in turns a day, and there is a lot of ...... surplus."
The owner of the coffin shop nodded with satisfaction and said, "Please come with me, the coffin you want to buy is in the back hall." ”
Diao Xiaosi let go of his chest and asked, "Is this okay?"
The owner of the coffin shop smiled and said, "It's okay." ”
Diao Xiaosi also smiled at him and said, "It seems that you have forgotten a procedure." ”
The owner of the coffin shop was stunned, and before he could react, Diao Xiaosi picked up his fist and slammed it.
The owner of the coffin shop was punched in the bulging stomach, and his face was distorted in pain, and he bared his teeth and grinned cold.
Diao Xiaosi clapped his hands casually and said, "Don't blame me, this is also what is written on the note." ”
The owner of the coffin shop wanted to cry without tears, and shouted: "Impossible, I wrote the note, where is it?"
Diao Xiaosi spread his hands apologetically and said, "I burned it in front of Xiao Chai, why don't you let him make up for you next time?"
The owner of the coffin shop covered his stomach and scolded his mother, and took Diao Xiaosi into the back hall.
He closed the door and glared at Diao Xiaosi with a wry smile: "Fourth Master Diao, don't bring such a play next time!"
Diao Xiaosi grinned and said, "What about people?"
The owner of the coffin shop said with a stiff face: "Isn't my eldest grandson Shunde a human?" As he spoke, he opened the lid of the coffin of the golden silk nanmu coffin placed in the room.
Diao Xiaosi was taken aback and said, "No, could it be that he had braided his hair last night?"
The eldest grandson Shunde forcibly suppressed not to be furious, and said in a deep voice: "Stretch out your elm head, open your little eyes and look carefully, what is under this!" He pressed his hand on the machine, and the bottom of the coffin shrank towards both ends, revealing a black hole.