Text Chapter 1 Recruit Ghost Boys
A private school on the outskirts of Ping'an County.
Mr. Chen, a teacher who has been a little older, said bitterly to a group of noisy dolls of different ages in the classroom. "You should make up your mind from an early age, work hard towards this ambition, and become a useful person when you become an adult!
The oldest of the dolls was eight years old, and the youngest was five years old. But some of them still have tears on their faces and shout for their parents, some of them fall asleep on the table and giggle, and they don't know what happy things they dreamed of in their dreams, and some are secretly eating the fruits picked from the trees on the side of the road, and they look up at the old gentleman when they bow their heads and take a bite, and some look at the drooling of the fruit and are ready to come forward to grab the fruit, and some run to the patio to pee on the tree planted by the old gentleman.
"Boy urine, tree fertilizer, I can bear it!" Mr. Chen patted his chest and breathed.
But when he saw another doll running under his other tree, he shouted, "Sir, sir, I have better fertilizer here!" After taking off his pants and squatting for a while, Mr. Chen was not calm, his face turned the color of pig liver, and his fists were clenched.
There were 30 people in the class, and now only one is reading and writing. It's been a few days since school started, and he didn't even read and read well, he just frolicked, if it weren't for the various pleas of the parents of these dolls before entering school, and the time was still short, it would not be good to characterize the children immediately, otherwise he would have sent these dolls back.
"I want to be a rich businessman! I can have a lot of silver, and I can marry a lot of daughters-in-law when I grow up!"
"I want to be the head catcher, and the whole county can walk sideways!"
"I want to be the shopkeeper of Fenglou!"
"I want to be the boss of Yichun Courtyard!"
"I don't want to do anything, I just have to eat every day!"
After these dolls started with a little fat man, they also talked about their dreams one after another. It's not lively. A few of them also suppressed what I wanted to be because of what you wanted to be, and they fought, and for a while they were chickens and dogs jumping.
Mr. Chen shook his head, not to mention the family background of these dolls in this county, even in the township, it is not particularly solid, and my father and mother sent them to their private school to study in the hope that they can get ahead, but this one is too naughty, and it is not as good as the students he brought before. None of them said that they wanted to gain fame and fame, or to serve the country, the people and the common people.
"Who, the doll who wrote, what do you want to do in the future?" Mr. Chen slowly walked to the side of the student in the back row with a hint of anticipation.
Seeing that although this student is in tattered clothes, he is extremely hardworking, immersed in writing, occasionally looking up, although his appearance is ordinary and not outstanding, but he sees that his eyes are extremely smart, and he can't help but love it more and more.
"I want to be a fairy!" the writing doll said loudly when she saw Mr. Chen approaching, and rushed towards the old man with a smile on what he was writing and drawing.
"Demons and monsters, when you see this immortal, you don't quickly show your original form!"
When Mr. Chen saw it, he was so angry that he couldn't say a word for a long time.
"Scattered, dispersed, now there are even ghosts painting peach charms! What kind of sin have I made! I wanted to take another class of students to live for a long time, but I met such a group of naughty dolls!" The old gentleman shook his head sadly, announced that he was out of school, and walked out of the courtyard quite lonely with his hands behind his back.
And a group of dolls surrounded the doll that drew the talisman and shouted excitedly, "Jing Banxian, Jing Banxian!
"Jing Banxian is really worthy of being a fairy, and he made the old gentleman angry!"
"Jing Banxian will lead us to hunt ghosts!"
The child, named Jing Banxian, shook the folds of his clothes angrily and said, "You mortals, how can you know the methods of immortals? My master said that ghosts can also become immortals, they are one of the five immortals, and they cannot be blasphemed!"
"Jing Banxian is a coward, afraid of ghosts!"
"Coward, Jing Wujie, Jing Wujie is a coward!"
"Nonsense, I'm not afraid of ghosts! Do you still want to eat big chicken legs?" Jing Wujie finally couldn't stand all the children laughing at him, and came up with his killer move.
Originally, this group of children had no intention of teasing this person called Jing Wujie, and after finding the topic and a new nickname, they had been noisy for a while and felt no interested, but now they heard the big chicken leg again, which was their favorite, so they immediately shut up.
This Jing Wujie's ability to steal chickens is first-class, and the roast chicken is even better, if you offend him, you won't take them to play in the future, and it will be miserable if you don't have a big chicken leg to eat after you anger him.
So one by one they no longer laughed at Jing Wujie, shouting to go back to play, the hometown they live in is still ten miles away from the college on the outskirts of Ping'an County, and it is still bright when they go back, and they can play outside for a long time before going home. At this time, only the angry Jing Wujie and the child who had not woken up from sleep were left in the entire courtyard.
"Hmph, I'm not afraid of ghosts! If ghosts appear in front of me, I can take them all!" Jing Wujie said to himself as he packed up the work he had completed today.
At this time, several ghosts flashed in the courtyard, and one of the hanged ghosts was pulled hard by the other ghosts, stretching out his long tongue, as if he was extremely angry: "Who is this kid going to accept? Let go of me, don't stop me, let me teach that kid a lesson!"
"Young man, you're already a ghost, so why do things so impulsively?" persuaded an old water ghost who was wet all over.
The impulsive hanged man said, "Can you not be impulsive? Finally, I had a chance to find some incense, and as soon as I smelled it, he called me over with this random call!
The old water ghost said as a kind of passer-by, "There's nothing to be angry about, aren't we all recruited by this little doll's ghost drawing?
"But do you know how rare incense is?" the young ghost was still indignant.
The old ghost laughed and said, "If you care about a little incense, then he will recruit it, and it will really be right, this kid is a loser, what incense, paper money, and tribute, he often burns it, you just look at it!"
A scrawny starving ghost next to him explained, "This little doll wants to be a fairy every day, in addition to ghost drawing, burning incense and worshipping the sky is a common thing, so follow him, but also eat and drink without worry, and be at ease!"
The hanged ghost showed a look of sudden realization, "I see! No wonder you are all desperately trying to stop me, but you have found a rich man!"
The ghosts had such expressions.
"Oh no," exclaimed the old water ghost.
All the ghosts asked in unison, "What's wrong?"
"I have a feeling that something big is about to happen!" said the old water ghost, with a frightened expression. "There's a very strong ghost aura about to appear!"
"What then, can we stop it?" the demons suddenly chattered.
"No, no, it's not something we can stop, if we show up, that person may make us scattered!" The old water ghost seemed to remember something, and his already terrifying face showed a look of horror.
"Then let's take care of this rich man and keep him from having an accident!" said the starving ghost.
All the ghosts nodded together, and they definitely couldn't let Jing Wujie go out now.