Chapter 59: The Fat Brother and the Bamboo Pole
In a valley, in a large hall shrouded in formations. Zhong Shan sat cross-legged, cultivating the consumption of the battle with Jinpeng ten days ago!
Slowly open your eyes and step out of the main hall!
"Zhong Shan, are you awake?", Hao Meili said slightly.
Mr. Corpse and the others quickly gathered.
"Well, what about Jinpeng?" Zhong Shan asked.
"That guy, on the mountain over there, he's still sulking! I'm embarrassed to go back on my vows, and I'll get revenge!", Hao Meili said mockingly.
"Girl, what are you talking about?", a golden light shot in the distance.
Umbrella Peng looked at Hao Meili with a depressed face, and then looked at the little golden dragon on Hao Meimei's shoulder, with a look of regret, and the regret on his face was blue.
"What did I say? You still want to rely on your own oath?", Hao Meili didn't give in at all.
"You!", a trace of green veins appeared on Jin Peng's forehead.
"Okay, Jin Peng will be a lover in the future, beautiful, you don't always target him!", Zhong Shan persuaded.
"Hmph, who told him to eat Xiaojin!" Hao Meimei said stubbornly.
"Hmph!", Jin Peng's teeth itched, and he kept arranging in his heart: "Sooner or later, one day I will eat you all!", "Stardust, how is the investigation?", Zhong Shan asked.
"Dongzhou didn't have time to investigate, only found out the affairs of the four major continents, the four major continents, and the three are still alive!" Luo Xingchen said respectfully.
At this moment, Zhongshan has been completely recognized by Falling Stardust. Single-minded allegiance to the lazy.
"Are you still alive?", Zhong Shan's face changed slightly.
He said that he was going to die, Zhun Ti was going to die, Taishang was going to die, and Tongtian was going to die!
"Yes!" Falling Stardust affirmed.
Nodding, Zhong Shan said: "Let's leave for the time being, don't worry about the affairs of the east for the time being!"
"Where are we going next?" asked Haomei.
"Well, but before we go back, "Let's go to a place, just passing by!" Zhong Shan said.
"Where?", Hao Meili asked.
"Chaoge!", Zhong Shan said.
"Chaoge?", Hao Meili said unexpectedly.
Even Jin Peng glanced at Zhong Shan unexpectedly.
"The Imperial Capital of the Former Great Shang" went there to fulfill Su Daji's former wish. Buried her bones with those of Emperor Xin!" Zhong Shan said.
Originally, this was the matter of the Nine-Tailed County Lord, but the Nine-Tailed County Lord was in a hurry to enter the fox realm, so this matter fell on Zhong Shan.
"Okay, I want to see it too!", Hao Meili was slightly excited.
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At the top of a mountain, there stood a group of men in black. The head is dressed in a yellow robe, if Zhong Shan is here, he must recognize it at a glance, it is the feng shui master who is in charge of the chaos bell in the small world.
"Renzun, can you break it?" asked a man in black.
"The Eight Desolations ** Great Array Well Seal, it's hard to break!", Renzun frowned.
"Can't be broken?", the man in black dissatisfied.
It's just that we weren't prepared enough, and we had to find some special materials. It can't be broken for the time being!" said Renzun.
"So we're going to run for nothing this time?", said the man in black.
"It's not in vain, at least what we are looking for, we have found it! It's here! Chaoge!", Renzun shook his head and said.
"Okay, let's go back first, and then I'll accompany you when you find the materials!", the man in black shook his head.
"Well, I've left a position here, let's go!", Renzun nodded.
The group turned around and flew away into the distance.
Not long after the group left, "two people suddenly appeared in a forest in the distance!"
These two people look extremely weird, one is extremely fat, the other is extremely thin, they are a perfect match! Both of them are thieves, no, it should be said that they look extremely obscene. And the obscene extreme personality.
If the color is empty because they are timid and look obscene, then the two of them are lewd and look obscene. This kind of obscenity is deep in the bones, even if the face is serious, it can't hide the obscene and invincible temperament.
The fat one's eyes were only a thin slit, reflecting a faint light, and the thin one's whole body was like ribs, and there was some back.
"Fat brother, they're gone!" said the thin man.
If Zhong Shan was here, he would definitely find the strangeness of this discourse, because the words of the thin man were too similar to the Henan dialect of the earth.
"Hmm" It's good to go, save us from getting rich! Bamboo pole "You are practicing kung fu well now!" The fat brother glanced at the thin man with satisfaction, and also said in Henan dialect.
"Of course, Brother Fei! You say, we have been in this world for hundreds of years, and we haven't been a fairy until now, have you lost the face of our Henan people?" asked Zhugan.
"What Henan? Bamboo pole, I'll tell you again, don't mention the earth in the future, don't mention Henan again" About our origins, no one should say!", the fat brother said in a deep voice.
"It's not just you!" said Zhukan in Henan dialect.
"I can't do it with me, don't talk about it in the future!" said the fat brother.
"Oh, well, then we can't go back to Earth?", Bamboo Pole asked.
"What are you going back for?" said the fat brother.
"We are so powerful now, when we bring back a lot of gold and silver treasures, then I will be the richest person in the village, and then I will also buy a tractor and take your sister for a ride, she will be happy!" If you dare to be sorry for my sister, I won't want your sister, anyway, your sister's belly will make me bigger!"
"Got it, got it!", Bamboo Pole said immediately.
"Hmm!, don't say it again!" cried the fat brother.
"But, we've all been out for hundreds of years, and they're still gone?", Bamboo Pole said with some concern.
Reaching out, the fat brother took out a fist-sized ball, and the inside was actually a microcosm of the solar system. There are also a large number of starry sky apparitions on the edges.
"See, our home is here, we came out of here, I have been watching it all these years, the earth is turning quite slowly, although we have been in the world for hundreds of years, but the earth has only passed half a year, tell your sister and my sister at that time, we go to the city to make money, they must be waiting for us at home!", Brother Fei taught the bamboo pole.
"Oh, that's good, that's good, Fat Brother, how are we going back?", Bamboo Pole said worriedly.
"Gang Da Forging is still with you?", the fat brother asked.
"In!", the bamboo pole took out a pitch-black catalpa. Catalpa is very ordinary, just like the iron eye digging in the hands of the old farmer, but it is pitch black.
"It was this big catalpa that brought us out back then, and it must have fallen on it when we went back. Put it away, don't lose it!, or you won't be able to go back to a fart when you get rich!", the fat brother said.
"Okay!", the bamboo pole is immediately put away!
"That old guy has finally braided his hair, and we have finally come out for hundreds of years, and teaching us spells has not made us immortals! It seems that we have to make a fortune by ourselves!", the fat brother said with a disdainful face.
"Yes, Shizun, that old guy is too, and he won't let us come out, it's dangerous outside? We have been mixed on the road, and we used to be on that street, which one didn't give me, and didn't give you some face!", the bamboo pole also said with a look of indignation.
"Let's go, let's dig for treasure!"
"Brother Fei, aren't we thieves? The old guy also taught us stealing techniques, how did we change to robbing tombs?", Bamboo Pole asked.
"Still stealing the door, fart, taught us stealing skills, the first time we stole something, we were almost caught! Or did we escape because of our fate?"
"Brother Fei, will we change careers like this, and if we do more injustice, we will kill ourselves, ah?", Zhu Pole said worriedly.
"Who said that?" said the fat brother.
"When others scold the master, they all say this, he will kill himself if he does more injustice, will we also kill himself if he does more injustice, I'm a little afraid!", Zhu Pole said worriedly.
"If you don't have guts, how can you have the yield to listen to me!", said the fat brother.
"Alright!" said Bamboo Pole, still worried.
"Where's the map?", Fat Brother asked.
"What map?", Bamboo Pole looked dazed.
"It's the heavy treasure of the sect that I stole before, and I chased us for ten days and ten nights, isn't it that map?", Brother Fat said.
"Ah, that map, burned!", said the bamboo pole.
"Burned, I wiped you, burned?", the fat brother exclaimed.
"Yes, it's unprofessional not to burn!" said the bamboo pole.
"What's unprofessional, I'll wipe it!", the fat brother was anxious.
"Didn't Master Zun say that if you steal something, you will immediately destroy the evidence, and some things will leave a spell that others will follow!" said immediately.
"But if you burn it, we're still looking for a fart!", the fat brother said angrily.
"There's only one palace on the map, it's hard to find, just find it!", said Bamboo Pole.
"I hope so!" said the fat brother.
After two days of walking around the mountain range where Asaha was, the two of them went around.
"Brother Fatty, this is it, it must be this!", the bamboo pole pointed to a mound road.
"Is this a palace?" the fat brother was speechless.
This mound is a palace, and it doesn't even have a door!
"Almost, there's just this mound nearby, well, fat brother dig it, there must be a lot of treasure down there! You can buy a tractor when you go back!", the bamboo pole said excitedly.
"I hope so!", the fat brother nodded.
The two of them took out their flying swords and quickly dug them up with spells.
If the ancestor of the Thief Sect knew that the two of them were digging for treasure with the two ancestral swords, they would definitely be so angry that they came back to life.
After digging for two hours.
"There is really a treasure, there is really a treasure!", the bamboo pole "Xing" cheered up.
Because the soil slowly overflowed with some faint blue light.
It took the two of them a while to clean up the surrounding soil! There was a kind of five-colored soil underneath, and the five-colored soil was so hard that the Divine Thief Sect's ancestral flying sword couldn't dig it.
"What kind of grave is this!", the fat brother jumped angrily.
"Fat brother, this is a word!" called the bamboo pole.
"The Eight Desolations ** Great Array Seal, Overwhelming Heaven and Earth!", Brother Fat read.
"What do you mean?", Bamboo Pole curious.
"How do I know, the flying sword is not good, use the big catalpa, take us to the big catalpa of the world, take out the big catalpa and dig it!"
"Okay!" the bamboo pole immediately took out the big look.
"Dig up, dig up!", exclaimed the bamboo pole excitedly.
"Keep digging, haha, I'm going to get rich!hahahaha!", Brother Fei said.
In another place, Renzun and a group of people were still flying, and suddenly, Renzun's figure stopped.
"What's the matter, Renzun!" asked a black-robed man.
"The seal of the Eight Desolations ** Great Array seems to be about to be broken!", Renzun frowned.
"How come? You can't break it, who can break it?", "Go, go back! The big array has changed!" Renzun immediately said anxiously. !~!