Chapter 301: I Call You Dad!
(Go to the net.)
As soon as Li Yundong jumped out, he immediately attracted everyone's attention, but now because he is traveling as a Yin God, his appearance and body shape are very different from when he was fighting in the Fox Zen Gate, and he is more than ten meters away, and he held his breath again, for a while, these cultivators did not recognize him, and thought that it was a nearby villager passing by. Go and see the net. 彩98文1学0网6
At that moment, a cultivator shouted, "Little fart kid, hurry up and get out, don't disturb your uncle doing things here!"
Li Yundong deliberately delayed time, and when he saw that the other party didn't recognize him, he was so happy that he pretended to be stupid, and he asked: "What are you doing here? It's so loud that I can't sleep!"
Some cultivators laughed and said, "You little brat, what are you running outside so late, the nearest house here is ten miles away from here, how did you get here!"
Li Yundong rolled his eyes and said, "I was hunting in the mountains with my father and staying overnight around here, you made a noise to us!"
A cultivator of the Jinshan Sect said impatiently: "Then hurry up and change places, we will do things here!"
Li Yundong deliberately pretended not to understand and asked, "What are you doing?"
This sentence stopped these cultivators, and they all looked at each other, not knowing how to answer, and it was impossible to tell him: We are here to catch monsters, right?
Seeing that the situation was not good, Zheng Yuan coughed dryly, and asked with a kind face: "Little friend, it's getting late, you should go back to sleep, we are here to catch the bad guys, it's not good to hurt you by mistake for a while." ”
Seeing that Zheng Yuan was so polite, a cultivator next to him said impatiently: "Senior Zheng, what are you doing so politely to a little kid?" He pointed at Li Yundong and shouted: "Hey, little ghost, get out, do you know who I am!"
Li Yundong raised his head and snorted: "I don't know who you are, but do you know who I am and what my name is?"
Li Yundong's arrogant and conceited appearance made these cultivators on the field a little unsure of his words for a while, and some of them secretly muttered: "Looking at his arrogant face, could it be that he is a second-generation official?"
At that moment, someone next to him whispered: "Bullshit, what kind of bullshit official is in this poor mountain and remote area?"
"Hey, you don't understand this, do you? Now it's popular for officials to find something new and exciting to play, so they love to drill and hunt in such remote places!"
"I didn't bring the kids to play with them!"
"You are stupid, do you know if it is an illegitimate child? Do you know if it is an official who came out to play with his lover, and it was inconvenient for him to go out and let this child come out to talk?"
"Well, it makes sense. Go and see the net. 彩98文1学0网6"
"Is it possible that we can't let go of a little child's words?"
"Otherwise, no one will know if you don't do anything!
"Don't you know that cultivators can't do anything to ordinary people?"
"Are you stupid? If we cultivators want to kill ordinary people, do we have to use spells? Hmph!"
These people exchanged heads and ears, but the words they talked about were murderous, and Li Yundong was secretly angry when he heard it.
Zheng Yuan smiled and asked, "Little friend, what's your name?"
Li Yundong endured his anger, pretended to be stupid, rubbed his nose with his fingers, and said innocently: "My surname is Ni!"
Zheng Yuan smiled and said, "The surname is Ni, this is a good surname, what is the name?"
Li Yundong pretended to be stupid, and deliberately said in a vague local accent: "It's called Ni Baba (your father)!"
After he finished speaking, the cultivators on the field leaned back and fell back one by one, and some of the original murderous intent in their hearts dissipated a lot, and laughed loudly: "Muddy poop, why don't you call it? Hey, I'm laughing to death!"
Li Yundong pretended to be surprised and said, "My uncle's name is Shi Baba!"
The cultivators on the field laughed so hard that Zheng Yuan also turned his face away, and his white and long eyebrows twitched with a smile.
Some cultivators held their stomachs and laughed, "It's so funny that your family has chosen a name!
Li Yundong saw them smiling happily, and he smiled at Zheng Yuan very happily: "Yes, I'm Mudbaba (your father), who are you?"
Zheng Yuan only felt that Li Yundong's words were strange, but he couldn't say what was strange, he couldn't hold back a laugh, and said: "My name is Zheng Yuan, I don't know where your parents are now?
Li Yundong snorted, and said with his nostrils facing the sky: "Do you want to see my father? Do you know who I am?"
Zheng Yuan's face was full of strangeness: "Aren't you Ni Baba?"
Li Yundong said loudly: "Yes, I am your father!"
Now someone finally heard that something was wrong, and someone whispered: "Muddy ba, your father? No, this kid is taking advantage of us!"
The people around immediately came to their senses and shouted angrily: "Bastard boy, you dare to take advantage of Lao Tzu!"
"Grass, your grandma, Lao Tzu is your uncle!"
"Lao Tzu is the eighteenth generation of your ancestors!"
When Li Yundong saw them scolding, he pretended to be frightened and scared, and said loudly: "What are you scolding people for, I'm not wrong, I'm your father!"
The cultivators on the field became more and more angry, and scolded: "Little rabbit cub, you still dare to pretend to be stupid! Do you want to die!"
Zheng Yuan saw that Li Yundong looked frightened, not like a fake, so he said with a calm face: "Little friend, how did your parents teach you! Please come out for a while, otherwise I will be rude to you!"
Li Yundong snorted and said loudly: "Do you want to see my father? Do you know what my father's surname is?"
Zheng Yuan held back his anger and said, "Isn't it surnamed Ni?"
Li Yundong pretended to admire: "You are so amazing, you actually know my father's surname is Ni! Let me tell you, my father's name is Ni Yeye!"
The cultivators present immediately gasped, Ni Yeye, your grandfather, good guy, you are still taking advantage of us in a roundabout way!
At this time, Zheng Yuan couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Bastard boy, you are impatient!"
One by one, these cultivators rushed towards Li Yundong with a scolding voice: "Little rabbit cub, you dare to tease us again and again!"
Li Yundong hurriedly fled in the opposite direction to Ziyuan, and he said loudly in panic as he ran: "What do you want to do, do you want to kill your father? Your grandfather is coming out, someone is going to kill your father!"
When these cultivators saw that Li Yundong had even taken advantage of their father's advantage in these words, they immediately laughed one by one, and they were really worried that other secular mortals would come out of this mountain, and secretly said in their hearts: Could it be that this kid really called this name to take advantage of others?
At that moment, a cultivator shouted: "Hey, stinky boy, you tell me honestly, what is your name!"
Li Yundong stood on his feet from a distance, and said with a look of grievance: "I have said it, I am your father, my father is your grandfather!"
When he said this, these cultivators became angry again, and they all shouted: "What are you doing with this little rabbit cub, killing him, and actually taking advantage of Lao Tzu again and again!"
Zheng Yuan said angrily: "Boy, I'll give you one last chance, what is your name!"
Li Yundong looked innocent: "I'll call you Dad!"
Zheng Yuan was furious: "How can anyone call this name! This is not taking advantage of others!"
Li Yundong said loudly: "How do I know, you go and ask my dad to go! Besides, the local accent is different, so you think you have taken advantage!"
These cultivators were stunned again when they said this, and they all exchanged their heads: "It's possible!"
"But who is so lacking in virtue and taking such a bad name? Isn't this taking advantage of the people of the world? It's really hateful!"
At this time, the more Ding Nan looked at Li Yundong, the more pleasing she felt, and she saw that the words and deeds of this young man who looked like he was only about ten years old were becoming more and more similar to the boy who used to laugh and scold on the stage, so she couldn't help but ask, "Li Yundong?"
When she asked, Zheng Yuan immediately became vigilant, he suddenly reacted, looked at it, and sure enough, he saw that this young man's appearance was very similar to Li Yundong who was retreating from the various sects in the Fox Zen Gate, and he suddenly said angrily: "We have lost our eyes, this is Li Yundong's traveling yin god!"
Seeing that Li Yundong couldn't hide it, he immediately retreated more than ten meters away, and laughed: "Nonsense, I'm your father! I don't know who Li Yundong is!"
Only then did these cultivators know that they had been teased by Li Yundong, and they were furious: "Bastard, Li Yundong, are you looking for death?"
"Li Yundong, I let you go last time, and you sent it to the door again this time, do you really think that our six major sects are easy to bully!"
"Little rabbit cub, the little yin god dares to be rampant, do you really think that you are invincible in the world and bullying no one in the world?"
These people shouted and scolded, and the magic weapon in their hands hit Li Yundong like a downpour. Go to the net --.7-K--o-m.
Li Yundong was out of his body, and he didn't have a magic weapon around him, and he couldn't make a mantra mudra, where he dared to take it, he immediately floated far away, letting these magic weapons hit the air one by one.
These cultivators saw Li Yundong running away and were about to chase after him, when they suddenly heard a thunderous sound above their heads, and they were suddenly shocked, and they all raised their heads in unison.
I saw that the bright moon above their heads had disappeared, and the thick dark clouds were like a thick curtain covering their heads, and the thunder and lightning in the clouds were rolling, as if they would fall on their heads in the next second.
Zheng Yuan's heart was like lightning, and he was suddenly furious: "I've been tricked, this guy still has the same party!"
These cultivators were furious and scolded: "your grandma, you still have a comrade, who is it, there is a kind of shouting out!"
Li Yundong crossed his waist and said loudly: "My fellow party is your grandfather!"
This sentence made these cultivators very popular, and it was really a Buddha ascending to heaven, and the second Buddha was out of his body, and immediately someone was going to rush forward to fight Li Yundong to the death.
Li Yundong shouted loudly: "You have thought clearly, if you use spells or magic weapons in the future of the thunderstorm, then the thunder will not grow and the eyes will slash on you, then don't cry!"
These cultivators suddenly felt a pang in their hearts, they all knew that the most taboo use of spells and magic weapons was on a thunderstorm day, and the most opportunity was for cultivators to get together!
Cultivators are huge energy bodies, and once they get together, they can easily become the target of the heavenly thunder, and a thunderbolt will slash down, and the big guys will be finished together.
Zheng Yuan saw that the thunder and lightning rolling in the dark clouds were getting more and more powerful, he hesitated slightly, and suddenly a yellow light burst out of the cave, and a giant python instantly swallowed a cultivator into his stomach.
Zheng Yuan was shocked, immediately made a decision, grabbed Ding Nan's hand, and shouted: "Go!"
He didn't dare to fly, so he pulled Ding Nan and ran away.
Ding Nan saw that Li Yundong was alone and forced everyone back, laughing and scolding cynically, really chic and uninhibited, the more she sighed in her heart, she only felt that this boy was like the scene at the moment: she could see him, but he was getting farther and farther away from him.
These cultivators did not dare to use spells and magic weapons, and they would never dare to fight against the golden snake with their physical bodies alone, and one by one they immediately scattered as birds and beasts, fleeing in all directions.
When Li Yundong saw that he had driven away these cultivators, his heart suddenly relaxed, and he was about to speak to this giant python golden snake, but suddenly he saw this golden snake violently open its bloody mouth and swallow it towards him like lightning!
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