Chapter Twenty-Five: Turning Away the Horizontal Bones, the Lustful Dog Speaks to People
The stupid dog ate the "Bone Pill" and fell to the ground, making an ugly sound of "cooing" in his throat. At this time, Luo Jiang was still outside the house feeling the changes after cutting the hair and washing the marrow, naturally he didn't know the situation inside the house, if he was, he must have thought that the stupid dog was going to die, and he was sad.
But not long after, the stupid dog stood up from the ground, and it was unhindered.
It stretched out a dog paw and patted its chest, wanting to scream twice to express its feelings for the rest of its life, "Hmm,...... Am I alive?"
The voice came out, and it was actually a human voice!! although it was a little jerky.
The stupid dog himself startled himself, "It's over, a dog can't speak dog words, it speaks human words, am I still a dog?"
Then, the stupid dog ran out of the house, and shouted one after another: "Brother Jiang, it's not good, it's not good, I can't talk about dogs." ”
A dog that talks to people! Luo Jiang just pulled it hard, his feet were sore, and he was so frightened that he almost didn't fall down, but after a while, he said: "Ling, don't make trouble, what are you doing with the stupid dog?"
But the next moment, the red shadow flashed, and Ling appeared beside Luo Jiang, with an interested expression on his face.
Luo Jiang was dumbfounded.
"Brother Jiang, it's really me!" The stupid dog circled around Luo Jiang, and the dog's mouth spit out human words one by one, which was very weird.
"Ling, do you know what's going on with Lu Dao?" Luo Jiang looked at Ling.
The Rhombic shrugged his shoulders and asked, "Silly dog, what did you do?"
The stupid dog stretched out his paw and pointed, "Ghost Shadow, it's you." I didn't speak human language before, so I didn't say hello to you, but I made up for it today. What, I ate the beans that Brother Jiang hid. ”
"Bone Pill?!" Luo Jiang was shocked in his heart.
Ling Demon smiled and said, "The demon master has figured it out." The Bone Turning Pill is not a poison, but an elixir that melts the horizontal bones in the throat of a beast. It really surprised the demon master, I didn't expect that there was such a strange talent in Fawang Temple, and even this kind of elixir could be refined. ”
After saying that, the Rhombic Demon disappeared. And Luo Jiang was relieved to learn that the Bone Transformation Pill was not a poison, but there was an extra dog who spoke human words by his side, and he still needed to adapt.
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The next day, the first of the ten women in Fawang Temple, Qiumei, twisted her plump waist and went to the peak of the Luojiang River.
Luo Jiang suddenly had a headache when he saw her, took out seven hundred copper plates from his arms and gave them to her, and then asked her to find a place to stay for half an hour.
Luo Jiang found out the sword by himself and went to a hidden place to practice. With his strength now, he is already a tiger who can dance with a twenty-pound ring knife.
And after cutting the hair and washing the marrow, Luo Jiang made up for the lost strength after eating a meal, and his mouth was fragrant, even if he slept all night and got up in the morning, there was no smell in his mouth. He was now running faster and jumping a little higher than before.
After dancing the knife in an orderly manner, Luo Jiang stuck the ring knife on the ground and began to practice boxing.
First made a move to the top horn of the green ox, and then the green ox collided, and smashed his fists on a thigh-thick tree in front of him, causing the tree to shake and the leaves to fall down.
The stupid dog hid behind the house, looking at Qiumei's plump body with blank eyes, and the dog's eyes showed a squinting gaze.
"I can speak human words now, is it a dog or a human?, will I find a female dog or a woman in the future?" the stupid dog said to himself, "or women have a taste, convex and backward, the dogs are the same, nothing has changed." ...... Well, it seems that my vision is that of a human being. ”
The stupid dog slipped into the low house again, and after a while, he ran out and went straight to Qiumei.
Because of the hot weather and the atmosphere of Howang Temple, Qiumei's placket is very low, half of her breasts are exposed, a piece of soft flesh is exposed around her waist, and a trace of hair on her cheeks is attached to her pretty face, which is very tempting.
The stupid dog breathed heavily and looked red-eyed.
Qiu Mei was very curious, staring at the stupid dog and smiling: "Luo Jiang is a hypocrisy, I can't imagine raising a perverted dog, giggle!"
There was a burst of flowers, and the silly dog's saliva flowed all over the ground.
"Chick, who's the joke?" said the stupid dog.
Qiu Mei was stunned for a moment, suspecting that she had heard it wrong, but the next moment, she stood up with a "whoosh", took two steps back, stretched out her finger and pointed at the stupid dog, and shouted: "Dog demon, dog demon, talking dog demon......"
"Chick, shut up!"
The stupid dog yelled, "I'm not a demon, I just happen to be able to talk." Don't scream, tell me to bite you again, and I'll bite you if you run. ”
Qiu Mei didn't dare to scream, and her steps about to turn around and run stopped, looking at the stupid dog nervously.
Puff puff!
The stupid dog had a mouth, and he actually spit out three pieces of gold cakes, which shimmered in the sun, and suddenly looked at Qiumei's eyes.
Prostitutes and women are not easy to do, although they make a lot of money, but eighty percent of the silver has been deducted by Qinglou, and they don't have much left, so Qiumei will agree to act because of Luo Jiang's seven hundred copper plates.
Whoever is not born cheap, born, and who wants to live a normal life. Qiumei is planning to save some silver, and then let the family live better, and then find an honest man to marry, and have a lifetime of entrustment.
"These three pieces of gold are for you. Come into the house with me. The stupid dog said, and then didn't forget to remind, "If you run away, I'll bite you." ”
Qiu Mei's expression changed, and finally gritted her teeth and picked up the three gold cakes, "For the sake of three gold coins, it's worth letting the dog do it." ”
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But he said that Luo Jiang had practiced boxing for a long time, and when he came out of concealment, he didn't see Qiu Mei, so he said: "It's not even half an hour, why did she go back." ...... Anyway, grab a towel and wash yourself. ”
Luo Jiang walked into the low house, and suddenly seemed to be struck by lightning, and was stunned on the spot.
In front of him, Qiu Mei was kneeling on her bed, her face against the bed, her buttocks raised high, setting off a perfectly round buttocks, and her waist was very thin, and the temptation was extraordinary.
This is the most seductive picture that Luo Jiang has ever seen a woman in his life.
"This is a,...... No, the temptation seems to be stronger. Phew, it's a female monkey. Luo Jiang comforted himself like this, and he really felt a lot better.
But the stupid dog is around Qiumei, looking east, west, and turning in circles.
"You dead dog, perverted dog!" Luo Jiang scolded, and then slammed the door and walked out.
After a while, Qiu Mei blushed and ran out of the room, a woman who was coquettish in the past didn't even dare to look at Luo Jiang's face, and ran down the mountain directly.
"It seems that Qiu Mei will have no face in the future, if she is not going to leave Fawang Temple, I am afraid that she will have to change her acting object again. Luo Jiang smiled bitterly.
Immediately afterwards, the stupid dog Shi Shiran walked out, looking at ease.
"You perverted dog, you just learned to speak human language, and you started looking for women?" Luo Jiang scolded.
The stupid dog looked at Luo Jiang and said sincerely: "Master, you misunderstood me, it's not what you think, I'm an innocent dog, how can I hand over my first time?"
"You're a dog having a fart for the first time. ”
Luo Jiang was angry and funny, and said angrily: "What did you do just now?"
"Brother Jiang, I'm determined to find a woman to be my girlfriend, I must have an understanding of women, right? I'm researching, researching, do you understand?"
"Study a fart!"
"Brother Jiang, don't say it, it's a blow to a puppy's pure heart. "The stupid dog said very hurtly.
After a while, Luo Jiang seemed to think of something, and suddenly asked suspiciously, "By the way, how did you say that Qiu Mei was moved?"
"Oh, it's easy. ”
The stupid dog waved his paw easily, "I took three yellow cakes from your bed." ”
"Yellow cakes?three, three?!"
Luo Jiang's face changed, and he hurriedly rushed back to the house, touched under the pillow for a while, but only touched two pieces, and immediately picked up the ring knife from under the bed and rushed out.
"Dead dog, come here, let me chop you up. Luo Jiang rushed out of the low house with a loud wail.
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