Updated: 2012-09-05

(a)

My brother and I wandered all the way to the place where we were eating, and we didn't say much on the way.

But the hour was not early now, and before I and the senior brother were about to walk to the door of the house, I had already seen all the senior brothers sitting around the table like dogs, raising the hem of their clothes, looking beautiful and decent.

On weekdays, if I come here at this hour, I will definitely be ridiculed by the senior brothers, and I will either be untidy or there will only be scraps left on the table.

Today, however, it is a little different.

When these scumbags and demon brothers saw me, they were in awe.

I stood in the doorway, stunned as they all moved their chairs and stood up, and actually bent down to make a big gesture at me!

I don't know what kind of wind is blowing today, and it has blown out the neat heads and melon seeds, and they have made such a big gift to me, and it is difficult for me to control it at once.

I tried to calm down and think about it, didn't my senior brothers oppress me for 70,000 years, and finally my conscience found that I couldn't stand it very much?

I'm a little embarrassed to think about it. The brothers are so polite to me.

But if you don't take advantage of this bargain at this time, when will you wait?

So I took it with peace of mind, showed a generous and good smile to the senior brothers, and said to the senior brothers: "Where is there so much red tape between the senior brothers and sisters, you don't have to talk to me about etiquette, just feel free." ”

All the senior brothers shook in unison, and their faces twitched violently.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the demon brothers were all serious and stubborn, and they must have thought that it was unbelievable that I was so easy to speak. But I'm just a good talker.

Then I said again: "You really don't want to be polite to me. ”

The elder brother who was standing next to me suddenly turned sideways away from me, as if he didn't know me. I don't know why.

Just as I was about to ask, a voice suddenly sounded behind me: "I didn't expect Xian'er to be so brave that he could stand the great gift that the next senior brother would give you." ”

The voice was terrifying. When I heard this, my legs trembled, my feet hit the threshold, and I threw myself straight into the room. Fortunately, the third senior brother was kind enough to drag me in time, and said with a smile: "Little junior sister be careful." ”

Suddenly, my old face was hot, and I felt that I had no face, so I held back for a long time before I said: "Senior brother, don't be polite to me." ”

I turned my head to stare at the black boots on the ground and the hem of the clothes embroidered with dark clouds on the corners, and said in a sullen voice, "Good morning, Master." ”

I still feel glamorous, it turns out that it is stained with the light of the master and his old man. I really can't understand why Master doesn't like to have breakfast here on weekdays, so why does he want to rub it here today!

The master walked in by himself and said lightly, "Today, the master will also have breakfast with the apprentices. ”

In the dining room, I was depressed to see that the senior brothers straightened their backs and glared at me with a high spirit, which was really not polite at all.

(b)

The Master sat on the upper seat, took a spoon and elegantly filled a bowl of porridge, and then drank it elegantly.

I chose the farthest position from Master and sat miserably, my eyes couldn't help but glance at Master's delicate hands holding the spoon from time to time, and I wondered what it would be like for Master's hands holding swords to hold the spoon.

After breakfast, I didn't know what to eat.

Who made me sit the most partial. Seeing that although the senior brothers were sitting upright and eating and behaving very decently, their eyes staring at the table while holding the bowl instantly showed their original form.

That's what makes them like wolves and tigers.

My arms were not as long as theirs, and naturally I could not reach into the plate on the wide table, so I had to stare dryly, and when I was thirsty, I would take another sip of porridge.

Today I got up the earliest, but I didn't eat as well as the leftovers on weekdays. It's miserable.

I looked up sadly, glanced at the table, and unhurriedly greeted the past and present lives of the senior brothers who had been immersed in hard work, and my heart was a little soothed.

However, when I swept it, I accidentally swept it to the master sitting on the main seat. For a while, I had not yet shaken off my grief and anger, and my face twisted and twisted with a very toothache.

Master, on the other hand, squinted at me with long, narrow eyes, and looked at me with a smile rather than a smile.

I panicked and quickly buried my head. Not only buried in the bowl, but I couldn't wait to dig a hole in the table, stretching my neck and burying it in the ground.

As soon as I saw Master's expression, I couldn't help but think of the dream I had this morning. I couldn't sink in my heart, and the more I thought about it, the more entangled I became.

The fact that I was able to have such a dream was because I was very disrespectful to Master and his old man. If the master and apprentice can say something as ambiguous and indistinct as in a dream, it is even more unusual.

In the future, I will never have the slightest obscene thoughts about Master. Iniquity, iniquity.

I taught myself over and over again in my heart, and I was really remorseful.

At this time, all the senior brothers had a full stomach, and they all put down the dishes and chopsticks with a satisfied face. Master's table also has his dishes and chopsticks in front of him, and he arranges them tightly.

I'm the only one still holding the bowl right now.

Master smiled and asked me, "Have you eaten enough?"

This question almost brought me to tears.

Not to mention that I can't reach for the plate in the middle of the table, I only drink clear porridge, but I think about those mysterious things with all my heart, and I don't even drink porridge diligently.

I'm full.

I wiped my mouth sadly, put down the bowl reservedly, and said to Master, "Master, the apprentice is well fed. ”

At this time, Senior Brother Peiyi glanced at me faintly, and said lightly: "It's good to eat seven points full, and the little junior sister is so good that she is not afraid of breaking herself." ”

My heart was cold. This guy is falling into the well.

(c)

However, before this breakfast was cleaned up, we came to Kunlun Mountain with a draft goods.

"Ah, it seems that this emperor has come at a bad time!" Suddenly, the colorful auspicious clouds outside the house were full of fairy spirit.

Senior Brother Peiyi's light eyes suddenly brightened.

I pursed my lips and looked at the door, it wasn't who Emperor Donghua's convulsions were.

When the master saw the visitor, he raised the corners of his mouth and said lazily: "Donghua, is there an evil wind blowing today, I will blow you to my Kunlun Mountain early in the morning." ”

Master's words were like greetings between old friends. Tens of thousands of years of immortal friends, speaking is really not polite at all.

At this time, all the senior brothers got up together, and when I saw this, I naturally couldn't fall behind, so I reluctantly got up and said to all the senior brothers: "The emperor is well." ”

As soon as I saw it, I knew that the convulsions were very lazy, he waved his hand and winked and smiled: "Qinghua, your Kunlun Mountain is really a holy land of immortals, and these immortal families are actually outstanding under your seat." Ahaha, little fairy friends, don't be polite to me. ”

The first half of his sentence is still decent, and the word "outstanding" is especially useful to me. It's just the second half of the sentence, tsk, it's a little bit like human words.

There was no etiquette at all, so he walked to the table with a smile, stretched his neck to look at the table, sighed after looking at it, and said, "I thought I would be able to catch up with a bite to eat at this hour, but I didn't expect to be a step late." ”

Do you eat a bite of rice?

It's a bit miserable to say. I didn't have enough to eat, but I did get a taste of it.

For a moment I was a little sympathetic to the convulsions. Helplessly, I will be soft on everyone, I am a kind and good fairy. So I hesitated, and looked in front of me to take the remaining half bowl of porridge and hand it to the draft goods.

I kindly said, "If you don't dislike it, you will eat it." ”

In order not to dislike the convulsions, I also deliberately wiped the used chopsticks on the bowl and quickly wiped the body of Brother Peiyi next to me.

I don't think he'll be disgusted in any way.

I don't want to, the face of the convulsive man stiffened.

Senior Brother Peiyi came back to his senses first, snatched my dishes and chopsticks quite angrily, and glared: "Little Senior Sister, how dare you be so disrespectful to Emperor Donghua!"

When I heard it, I was wronged, I was obviously kind and considerate, where was it disrespectful!

I know that Senior Brother Pei Yi has always revered Emperor Donghua, but he can't give me a trumped-up charge no matter what!

So I glared back and said, "Senior brother, why do you turn your elbows outward?" "Oh, I obviously want to say that I am very wronged by the little junior sister. I've been getting less and less able to speak lately.

Before Senior Brother Peiyi could verbally attack me again, Emperor Donghua's convulsive goods laughed first. After laughing enough, he said to the master, "I didn't expect your apprentice to be a little interesting." ”

(iv)

The sixth senior brother cleaned up the dinner table, and the master made all the apprentices disperse with a word.

Master led the ventilator straight to his study.

My mood gradually became beautiful, my teeth were itching, and I moved my wrist to Brother Peiyi's place. I saw that he looked so angry at me before, and I thought that he must also want to communicate with me in detail.

Naturally, I can't get rid of him.

From afar, I saw Brother Pei Yi sitting on a stone table under a tree reading quietly. It is estimated that it is the wordless book of white flowers again.

I'm going to have to find a way to cure him. I was obviously not full, and he actually said that I was full.

As everyone knows, what has supported me until this moment is the old breath in my heart. I just can't swallow it.

I thought about it for a while, I hadn't beaten anyone in a long time, and my chest was very worried. It's not, to the depressing. So I pinched the trick and conjured up a large thick black cloth.

While Brother Peiyi was fascinated, I quietly moved the black cloth hijab above his head and shyly covered it.

At the last moment, I quickly rushed forward, raised my foot and kicked him in the ass. It's refreshing.

One kick is enough, and more affects the quality. Before leaving, I left a sentence: "Dead dung ball, fight with me!"

According to the script, you often have to say cruel words before the beating. Although I didn't take the timing well, and I only remembered to say cruel words after the beating, but it was better than not letting go of face.

I saw Senior Brother Peiyi's body under the black cloth pause slightly along with my words.

It would not have been nice if he had lifted the cloth and had taken a picture of me, so I quickly took advantage of the fact that he was still in a daze.

I was far away, and Senior Brother Peiyi couldn't see me, and naturally he didn't know that I did it. For a moment, my whole body was very comfortable, and my heart was full of joy.

Then I turned around, and someone stood in front of me. He squinted at me for a long time, and said quietly, "You are very good at tossing." ”