Chapter 58: Snoring
Lu Zheng was startled, and was about to dissuade him, but Huang Weiyang had already pushed him away, and pointed at the sky with his left hand, and suddenly with a loud bang that shook the earth, a bright and dazzling thunder and lightning in the dark clouds directly descended and struck the grass house. But after the thunder and lightning struck the grass house, it did not explode, but flowed down the grass house in all directions to the ground and disappeared, this blow was obviously defused.
Huang Weiyang said angrily: "I forgot that this grass house has the Zhou Tian formation, or okay, I even split the entire formation together!" As he spoke, he began to chant the words again, and with a pull of his hands, the dark clouds in the sky rolled up rapidly, making bursts of muffled thunder, and it seemed that Huang Weiyang was going to attract more powerful thunder and lightning this time.
Lu Zheng hurriedly stepped forward to grab Huang Weiyang and persuaded: "Wait, wait, for a few jars of wine, it won't be like this, right?"
When Huang Weiyang heard this, he immediately scolded: "You don't know what to do, these old thieves are obviously pretending to be asleep, stealing my wine and deliberately ignoring me! Forget about other wine, it was brewed for me by Xiaoqiu himself, Lao Tzu is usually reluctant to drink it, but I didn't expect these old guys to take advantage of me to go out, and actually give Lao Tzu a bottom! Wow, I can't even wake up with thunder, right, I'm so angry, I'm really angry! No, I still chop them up one by one and throw them down to the sea to feed Xiao Kun to eat!" As he spoke, he didn't know where he took out a sword, it looked extremely sharp, and he was about to rush into the grass hut with two shakes.
Lu Zheng hurriedly grabbed his arm, snatched the sword, and said, "Hey Huang Weiyang, you wait, stand and stop." Isn't it just to wake them up? What are you doing so much trouble with such a simple thing, if it really doesn't work, let me try!"
Huang Weiyang was still dead just now, and he was about to rush in and cut people, but when he heard Lu Zheng's words, he immediately stopped moving, glanced at Lu Zheng, shook his head and said with a look of disbelief: "Didn't you, didn't you see it, you can't even wake up with thunder, so what good way do you have?"
Lu Zheng didn't pay attention to Dao Huang Weiyang suddenly calmed down, listened to his words, and immediately said, "There is no way." It's better than you to use thunder to split people. That sword slashes people, okay, you are a dignified generation of Weiyangtian, how can this thing be unreliable, and it will be rumored to make people laugh!"
Huang Weiyang was choked by him. said, "Okay." Since you said so. I'm going to see what you can do to wake them up. We're decided, if you can't wake them up. I'm going to cut off their heads and kick them off as balls!, in short, the lives of these seven old men are in your hands!" he said, snorting heavily, and stepped aside.
Lu Zheng reacted at this time, and looked at Huang Weiyang, he wouldn't really cut off the heads of these seven funny dwarves, right? Thinking about it carefully, Huang Weiyang's angry appearance just now was really a bit exaggerated, would a person like him be stingy with a few jars of wine brewed by Ye Xiaoqiu? If so, then he wouldn't be called Huang Weiyang. Looking at this situation, Huang Weiyang clearly colluded with these seven strange dwarves to design himself, maybe he just wanted to see if he could wake them up, which was a problem for himself!
Thinking of this, Lu Zheng glanced back at Huang Weiyang, who was standing there with a sword and a smile, and when he saw Lu Zheng turning around, he pretended to be angry again, waved the sword in his hand and said: "Hey, have you figured out a way, if you don't wake them up, I'm going to do it!"
Now it's even more certain, it's the kid Huang Weiyang and these seven weird dwarves who are deliberately making things difficult for themselves. Lu Zhengxin said, this desolate Weiyang usually doesn't do business, and he thinks about these boring things every day, and he really doesn't know what his intentions are. Now that he has seen through it, he could have ignored them and stood aside and waited to see Huang Weiyang hack them to death. Of course, Huang Weiyang will definitely not hack them to death, but in this way, it is equivalent to losing himself.
Lu Zheng looked at the seven strange dwarves in the thatched hut, known as the Seven Idle Bamboo Forest, if they deliberately did not wake up, what method should they use?
What should I do, how can I wake them up? Lu Zheng thought about it, and first bowed to the grass house: "Lu Zheng, a junior Tianzong registered disciple, pay a visit to the seven seniors of the Bamboo Forest. ”
As expected, there was no response in the grass hut, and the snoring continued. Lu Zheng smiled bitterly, although he knew that this was the result, but the etiquette of treating people and things cannot be abolished, no matter whether the other party accepts it or not, it is still necessary to do this courtesy.
Huang Weiyang on the side sneered and mocked: "Oh, is this your method? Are you going to use this method to scare them awake?"
Lu Zhengdao: "Don't argue, aren't I trying to figure out a way?
Huang Weiyang continued to speak coolly, and said: "Then you have to do it as soon as possible, my patience is limited, these old men are really strange, I would rather die than cooperate with you to be woken up by you, it seems that I am going to open the killing ring today, Amitabha, Buddha, you have to forgive me, this is all Lu Zheng's kid has no ability, but it's none of my business!"
Lu Zheng ignored Huang Weiyang's crazy words, thought about it, and pulled out the colorful tiger's horn from his waist, he had already thought of the name of this horn when he was in Qingqiu Mountain before. This horn comes from the colorful tiger, and the greatest use is that it can make a terrifying roar, which is full of majesty, so he named this horn the horn.
At this time, he aimed this device at the grass house, and injected mana into the horn of power, and suddenly the horn of power let out a terrifying roar, shaking the entire Qingdu Mountain, and its humming sound echoed in all directions, and it was heard from afar, but only the grass house facing this horn did not shake a single grass, as if it was not disturbed at all, and the snoring of the bamboo forest in the house was not disturbed at all.
But Lu Zheng also seemed to have expected this situation, and the blow was ineffective, but he did not rush to put away the horn, but continued to inject mana into the horn, making the horn roar one after another. His current mana is extremely strong, and he can almost support the continuous operation of this horn, of course, the premise is that this horn can withstand such a mana impact. Otherwise, I'm afraid that Lu Zheng's mana has not been exhausted, but this horn may be damaged due to overoperation.
Lu Zheng just held the horn in his hand, and kept facing the grass house, roaring loudly, resounding through the heavens and the earth, and never realizing it, it even alarmed the Northern Underworld Kun in the Dao Sea. This Northern Underworld Kun responded with a strange silent sound, and began to constantly set off waves in the Dao Sea, roaring endlessly, and the Northern Underworld Kun also set off endless waves, and the splashing waves could all the way up to Qingdu Mountain. It didn't take long for a light rain to fall on Qingdu Mountain, which was formed by the waves splashed by the Northern Underworld.
The lake water fell from the sky, splitting the head and covering the face, this is not real rain after all, so the water that fell was all in pieces, like a scoop, all splashed on Lu Zheng's head, and suddenly Lu Zheng was soaked from head to toe. Huang Weiyang on the side hid on the side early, and he didn't splash at all, and when he saw Lu Zheng so embarrassed, he suddenly laughed.
Lu Zheng saw that this horn roared so loudly that he couldn't shake the seven strange dwarves in this grass house, and knew that their supernatural cultivation was far higher than his own, and it seemed that he couldn't wake them up with this horn, so he had to stop using the horn and give up this method.
The roar stopped, and the Northern Darkness Kun in the Dao Sea suddenly stopped, and Huang Weiyang came over and pointed at Lu Zheng who was full of splashes, holding his stomach and laughing breathlessly.
Lu Zheng said unhappily: "Is it so funny?"
Huang Weiyang laughed so much that tears came out of his eyes, he couldn't say anything, and he kept nodding at Lu Zheng, which meant that it was funny, and then he laughed even harder, even oops.
Lu Zhengdao: "Look at the way you smile so happily, it seems that you are no longer angry because of this little wine, I see that these seven seniors sleep quite soundly, I still don't bother them." ”
As soon as he heard this, Huang Weiyang immediately stopped laughing and said: "That's not good, okay, if you can't wake them up, I'll cut off their heads one by one, don't you believe that I did it? I'll slaughter one for you first, which one to pick? Okay, it's the old man in green clothes, with a wine jar on his head! Hmph, it's too arrogant to dare to burrow his whole head into it, don't kill him!"
Lu Zheng thought at first that he was just playing on the spot, but seeing that he really killed with a sword, he didn't spare his hand at all, and hurriedly jumped into the grass hut, blocked it with a horn, and the sword hit the horn, and was blocked and developed a clear groan, this sword actually has a machine spirit.
Lu Zheng hurriedly said: "You really started, I didn't say I gave up, I still haven't tried here, don't do it first!"
Huang Weiyang put away his sword and said, "Then I'll give you the last chance, if you can't wake them up, then I won't show mercy to my subordinates." ”
Lu Zheng didn't say a word, picked up the piano that Huang Weiyang threw on the ground just now, adjusted the strings, and then walked to the door of the grass hut with the piano in his arms, and said, "It's up to you, if I can't wake them up again this time, I won't care!"
When Huang Weiyang saw this situation, he said in his heart, why does this kid want to wake up these old men by playing the piano?
Lu Zheng glanced at the bamboo forest in the grass house, and said in his heart, since they are not moved by the external thunder roar, they will always be moved by their own seven emotions, as long as they feel their own piano sound, they will definitely wake up. With this idea in mind, Lu Zheng jumped with the fingers of both hands, and began to walk around the piano and play.
As soon as the piano sounded, I heard the snoring in the grass hut and suddenly stopped! (To be continued......)