Chapter Sixty-Eight: A Little Rescue
Wu Ge was right, at noon, Lu Xiaoxiao came to find him.
"Wow, little ......"
As soon as the little head emerged from the wall, Cheng Yingxia screamed in surprise. But her mouth was immediately covered by Wu Ge.
"What are you doing?" Cheng Yingxia struggled, her voice a little slurred.
"Be quiet, don't let them hear. Wu Ge said anxiously and annoyedly.
Lu Xiaoxiao stared at Wu Ge, revealing an annoyed expression. But Wu Ge's "silence" gesture kept her from having a seizure for the time being.
"What are you afraid of...... You're useless, aren't you useless?"
Wu Ge let go of Cheng Yingxia, and she immediately screamed in annoyance, but she still lowered her voice a lot.
"What's the best of the little ones? Don't forget that the little dad is here. We can only hope for a little one when we want to get out now, you know?"
"My dad wasn't a bad guy. Xiao Xiao glared at Wu Ge dissatisfied. However, Wu Ge's sentence "We can only rely on the little one" made the little girl very useful, which made her feel a sense of pride like a "mainstay", and even Wu Ge forgot to investigate the sin of "disrespectful eyes......
"Your dad isn't a bad guy, but he's been cheated by bad guys. ”
So the two of them introduced Lu Xiaoxiao to Lu Xiaoxiao what the pyramid scheme was all about.
"No," the little girl wondered, "I think they're all very good, right?"
"Are they okay? You don't know ......."
Wu Ge waved his hand, made a "don't make a sound" gesture, and then stood up and walked to the door.
He kicked at the iron door, and then made a hole in the wooden door.
The manager held a cup of tea in his hand, and soon appeared. This is exactly what Wu Ge wants.
"You're not tired?" he scolded.
"Do you think I can't stand it if I don't eat for two days? Wu Ge said.
"Okay. I can't control you, didn't your master lock you up like this......"
"You can fool my master, but you can't fool ......"
"So what?" said the manager, with a look of disdain. "Do you understand what's wrong with people? Tell you, MLM is different now than it used to be. Now you have to pay money to Lao Tzu if you are deceived, and you have to pay money to Lao Tzu if you are not deceived, do you understand?"
"Count on Lao Tzu to pay you money and dream your mother's dreams. Wu Ge scolded, and his mouth involuntarily brought scum.
There was a "pop" sound, and the manager threw the teacup at Wu Ge. The teacup smashed against the iron door, and the shards and tea splashed Wu Ge's body.
"Lao Tzu starved you to death, see if you accept it. The manager slammed the door shut and walked away.
"Believe it now?" Wu Ge said, walking back to Xiaoxiao.
"Hmph, I'm going out and beating them. Xiao Xiao said indignantly. In fact, if Cheng Yingxia hadn't stopped her, she would have done it just now.
"No, it's cheaper to beat them. Besides, your dad was deceived by them. Wu Ge leaned his little ear to her and whispered to her the plan he had come up with.
"Well, good. "Xiaoxiao is very interested in Wu Ge's plan. But as soon as she turned her face, she put on a posture of her senior sister and taught Wu Ge a lesson:
"Why were you so stupid just now?" she said, looking at Wu Ge's tea, "Where's your talisman charm?"
"Alas," Wu Ge had to tell the truth, "your father has sealed my anger, and I can't cast any spells now." ”
"Huh?"
Only then did Cheng Yingxia understand why Wu Ge couldn't run.
"Hmph, dad is so stupid, help the bad guys fight the good guys. Xiao Xiao said with a gloomy face.
"What should I do, Xiaoxiao, can you help my junior brother untie it?"
"No, I can't. I can't untie Dad's seal. Xiao Xiao shook his head and said.
"Alas. Wu Ge sighed. He really desperately needed to regain his abilities right now - who knows what the gang will do?
"But your anger is so strong, I can teach you how to solve it yourself. Xiaoxiao continued.
"Ah, really?" At this time, not only Wu Ge, but even Cheng Yingxia was also happy.
Wu Ge meditated cross-legged, according to the method taught by Lu Xiaoxiao. But although his qi was strong, his cultivation was still far from enough, and in the end, Lu Xiaoxiao used his hands to stick his life gate and jade pillow acupoint to help him guide him, and only then did he reluctantly break away from Lu Dongbin's prohibition.
"In the future, you should be diligent in your cultivation, don't always worry about your senior sister, do you know?" Lu Xiaoxiao said very unhappily.
"Uh...... Yes, Senior Sister. ”
Wu Ge was a little depressed. In fact, if there is no prejudice, anyone will admit that Wu Ge is very diligent in his cultivation, but his three masters and two sisters are a little slack. But who made him less capable than Lu Xiaoxiao? He had to endure being reprimanded by others.
"Okay, then you guys stay here for now. I went back to my dad and saw what he had to say. ”
Lu Xiao turned around in a huff, didn't even recite a spell, and walked through the wall.
"Hey, little ...... Wait a while!" Cheng Yingxia was so anxious that she jumped to her feet, but Xiaoxiao had already left.
"Hmm, what's the matter?" asked Wu Ge.
"It stinks so much here...... Hey, you're back now, can you figure out a way?"
Over the course of human development, women have indeed evolved a sense of smell that surpasses that of men. But from a dialectical point of view, this advantage is not necessarily a good thing in all cases.
"I?uh, I haven't learned that spell......"
"Why don't you learn such a good spell...... Hmph, men just don't pay attention to hygiene, no wonder they all call you stinky men. Cheng Yingxia said dissatisfied.
Wu Ge felt that she was a little unreasonable. It's not that he likes this kind of environment...... Is it necessary to elevate this matter to the level of "gender disputes"?
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Although with the help of Lu Xiaoxiao, Wu Ge lifted Lu Dongbin's ban, because he had been blocked for too long, his level did not fully recover. He can barely cast spells like "amulet" and "stealth", but he can't pass through walls.
"Dead Lu Dongbin, he really got it. Wu Ge muttered, casting various spells over and over again. This is somewhat similar to meridian gymnastics, which is conducive to the circulation of qi and returning to normalcy as soon as possible.
Although Wu Gehui's spells are not many, and they are not subtle, they still make Cheng Yingxia's eyes hot.
"Wu Ge, teach me a trick...... Just teach whatever you want. She pleaded.
"Go to your own master. Wu Ge refused without raising his head. He was still feeling unhappy that Cheng Yingxia had just used the title "your master" to refer to Lu Dongbin.
"Don't be so stingy. Cheng Yingxia used the "charm technique," her tone was full of juice, and it sounded as pitiful as tears in her eyes.
"Why didn't your master teach you?" Wu Ge's attitude softened a little, but he still didn't agree.
In fact, it's not that Wu Ge is hard-hearted. He had heard from his masters that immortal cultivators should focus on strengthening their bodies and accumulating enough qi at the initial stage, rather than casting spells too early. Because that will lead to insufficient tolerance of the body, especially the meridians, which will affect the future storage of qi and the control of qi operation. To use a popular (or vulgar) analogy: it's like having sex too early can lead to stunted growth and premature ejaculation later in life. Immortals often use Western wizards as negative teaching materials to illustrate this point, saying that they just don't pay attention to the cultivation of the body and cast spells too early, so their cultivation is always limited - they can't even live forever. Wu Ge believes that Sun Wukong has also told Cheng Yingxia about this truth, so although he is a little unable to resist under Cheng Yingxia's charm offensive, he still prevaricates with the sentence "Why didn't your master teach you?"
In fact, even by the standards of Western wizards, it was too early for Cheng Yingxia to want to cast a spell now. Research in the Western wizarding community shows that except for small spells such as "Open the Eye of the Sky", other spells require at least 3,000 "Tvorm" to be successfully cast, and for the purpose of protecting practitioners, wizards generally agree that the minimum spell casting guarantee is 5,000 "Tvorm". "Although Cheng Yingxia has received special care from Sun Wukong, after all, her cultivation is shallow, and she is usually too playful, and her current strength is only three or four hundred" Tvorm, "I really haven't even entered the threshold of cultivation, how can I talk about casting spells?"
The road of cultivating immortals has always been long and tortuous, and every small achievement requires a long period of effort.
Cheng Yingxia didn't understand this truth, but she was really envious when she saw Wu Ge casting spells.
"How long is that going to be?" she said, pouting.
"What are you waiting for, little beauty, are you waiting for me?"
Cheng Yingxia didn't notice that the wooden door was opened again, and a thug stood outside the door, looking at her in a daze.
Lu Xiaoxiao's arrival and Wu Ge's recovery added infinite courage to Cheng Yingxia, she picked up the Coke bottle on the ground and slammed it towards the iron door. It's a pity that her strength is too small, and the bottle hits the door and bounces back.
"Yo, the little beauty's temper is not small. See you in two days......"
The thugs stopped, a panicked look on their faces.