"It's too late to beg for mercy!"

The little black leather shoes stepped on Conrad's chest, and Angelica Conrad's face was full of sadness that was not appropriate for her age, and she raised her sword in the air.

"Break the evil and show the good, shine the rainbow sword!"

The sword hanging above his head was about to be slashed, and Conrad's face showed a serene expression of knowing that he was going to die, but at that moment, a roar came from hell, a monster more terrible than little pink.

"You two don't wash your hands and eat, what are you doing there!"

The roar was deafening like the thunder of spring, and Angelica's face turned white, and she pushed her sword towards Conrad, and hurriedly raised her free hands.

"It's none of my business! Dad has to pull me and ask me to play with him!"

Then he ran away.

Conrad's wife, Melly, walked out of the kitchen with a freshly baked cake filler and looked at Conrad who had fallen to the ground with naked disgust in her eyes.

"That's why I said I hate you soldiers. ”

Cutting the cake into three portions horizontally from the sides, spreading a base of cereal and cream in the middle of each layer, supplemented with fresh fruit, and finally restoring it into a single piece, Melly licked the cream from her fingers as she counted her husband.

"Look at what you've done with Angelica, swinging around with the wooden sword you made for her all day long, saying that you're a shining knight princess, and there's nothing a girl should look like. ”

- Ah, this is the kind that can't be said back. The moment he saw his wife in high spirits preparing a complex cake that ordinary pastry chefs would find troublesome, Conrad understood that this was basically tantamount to self-destruction.

In the final analysis, whether this kind of education is good or not depends entirely on the wife's mood at the time.

However, the most fundamental problem is that the wife's mood is completely incomprehensible, and it is not simply measured by good or bad, and the complexity of it is no less than that of politics, politics, and conspiracy, and the sophistry of soldiers is nothing more than that.

To be honest, after living together for more than ten years, Conrad still hasn't figured out his wife's uncertain temperament.

Oh, woman.

Melly placed the cake on the table, first coated it with jam and honey, then drizzled with cream, deftly decorated with lace and decoration, and finally placed a chocolate card on the cake that read 'Happy Birthday My Dear Daughter'.

Watching his wife finish the birthday cake with the speed and precision of a professional pastry chef, Conrad's admiration and regurgitation swelled together.

Will the cake be too sweet? This kind of question is put aside, whether the taste of the wife and daughter is fundamentally broken, this kind of question is also put aside, and now praising the wife's ingenuity is the most perfect way to solve the problem.

"This cake is so beautiful, it deserves to be my good wife, and this craft is the royal pastry chef who has to bow down. ”

Melly smiled lightly.

"I'm talking to you about my daughter's education, but do you only have cake in your eyes?"

- Oh no, is it a trap?!

Sighing, Melly gave up her usual hand and walked over, dragged him out of the house by the collar of Conrad, and then used her burden to clean him from the dust on his uniform...... There is no doubt that it is definitely a licensed couple.

Taking advantage of this gap, Conrad bared his teeth and asked the question he had been wanting to ask before.

"What is the 'Breaking the Evil and Revealing the Right' and the 'Shining Rainbow Sword' that Angelica just said?"

It sounds a bit of a way, not at all like a ten-year-old girl making it up.

"That's it. ”

Melly replied almost immediately.

"It's the town's most popular children's puppet show, 'My Little Pony Princess,' which is popular with children because of its colorful and cute pony characters. ”

The wife's eyes are shining with stars, and it seems that this children's puppet show is not only as simple as 'being widely praised by children', but even some older children have been recruited.

However, the image of the protagonist of this puppet show is quite novel.

“...... Horses?"

Conrad's mind was a war horse with slender limbs and muscular muscles.

What's so cute about that thing? I can't ask this kind of thing, it's going to die, really.

"Yes, it's not like a real stupid horse, it's a lively and cute pony. ”

It's impossible for Conrad to understand the difference, but for Melly, there's nothing more exciting than explaining her push to the rest.

"The story tells the story of the country of the pink pony princess Boale who is attacked by bad guys, and the ruined princess Boale turns her grief and anger into strength, pulls out the hidden sword 'Shining Rainbow Sword', and then meets reliable partners along the way, and finally takes revenge on the enemy country. ”

When the interest arrives, reason can't stop it.

"And Princess Bo'er's most famous line is—"

Melly held the burden in her hand high.

"Break the evil and show the right!"

Hack down.

"Shining Rainbow Sword!"

"It hurts!"

Should it be said that it is worthy of a mother and daughter, even the movements are a standard of appearance.

Unlike his wife's high spirits, Conrad broke out in a cold sweat, not just because of the pain in his shoulder.

“...... Today's children's dramas are all ...... Hardcore?"

It's terrible, children's drama is terrible! Can such a heavy and bloody story really be considered a children's drama? Is it really okay to show it to children? This vague uneasiness was buried in the bottom of Conrad's heart, and he felt that he had to go to the theater to get rid of the idiots who made this thing, and at least to classify the puppet show on the adult side.

"Hardcore? I think it's okay. ”

Just as the previous excitement was all a lie, the wife returned to her usual cold and arrogant appearance, and continued to dust Conrad.

"It's a little inexplicable when you first watch it, but you quickly understand the thought-provoking connotation and the indomitable spirit, and then you find yourself hooked on the content and plot characters of the show, and then realize what kind of great work you're missing. ”

The dust was almost cleared, and Melly smoothed the wrinkles on the hem of Conrad's coat and gave a haughty snort.

"In this respect, Angelica is much more talented than you, and she is a child with a lot of feelings, which can be said to be a rare talent. ”

...... Well, Konrad understood, and as a result, wasn't the culprit who caused Angelica to swing his wooden sword around all day long with his wooden sword in front of him?

"Besides, what kind of Yicai is Yicai? I don't want my wife and children to become princess Bao'er's missionary ....... ”

One accidentally said what was in his heart, and when Conrad reacted too late, his wife's eye knife was already flying towards him.

"Hmph. ”

A cold snort of disdain.

"If Angelica and I had both traveled far away to preach, would you still be able to live as a fool who can't even take care of your own life?

As soon as she finished speaking, Merry was stopped by Conrad and hugged a princess, and let out a small scream as if she was frightened.

"Are you crazy?!"

Before the protest could take effect, a raindrop of light kisses fell.

"Scratching you?!"

Angelica, who had already returned from evasion, hid behind the door and showed half of her face, watching the old husband and wife show their affection in broad daylight, and her young face showed a disgusted expression.