So in this state, Yi Xiaochuan broke out, he burst out with one hundred and twenty percent combat power, and after hitting several backflips in a row, he suddenly exerted his strength, and Thomas landed perfectly at 720 degrees.

And then...... He grinned, cried directly with a "wow", and hugged Zhen Hao's thigh and didn't let go.

"Boss Zhen Hao, you have to be the master for me! You take care of your subordinates, he has done a lot of evil and robbed my little brother and my wife!"

cried very miserably, and there are facts in front of him, and the authenticity is undoubted, so after Zhen Hao's appraisal, he initially thought that Yi Xiaochuan was really crying.

Zhen Hao decided to kindly help this poor child.

He groped behind his ass for a long time, and finally under Yi Xiaochuan's dull gaze, he took out a copy of "Easy Sword Technique" and handed it to him.

"What is this?" Yi Xiaochuan asked with a puzzled cry.

Zhen Hao said angrily: "Are you blind?

"No, I mean, can this help me get the jade gargle back?"

Zhen Hao shook his head, thought about it, and nodded again

"Whether you can snatch back Yushu or not, regardless of this law, it still depends on you, to see if you can cultivate it to the Dacheng realm. But ......"

After a pause, Zhen Hao added: "But this may take a bit long." ”

Feeling bad, Yi Xiaochuan said worriedly: "How long does it take?"

Zhen Hao touched his chin and thought about it, and stretched out a slap very conservatively.

Yi Xiaochuan said tentatively: "Five years?"

Zhen Hao glared at him and shook his head.

Yi Xiaochuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and added a zero after this "five".

Zhen Hao glanced at him angrily: "You look down on the immortal law too much, right? Five years, fifty years, you think you are the Monkey King? Even if you are talented and intelligent, plus your protagonist's aura, but if you want to climb to the level of the heavenly realm, it will take five hundred years." ”

"Five hundred years!"

Yi Xiaochuan screamed, and he was about to faint.

Zhen Hao ignored him, and said to himself: "Five hundred years is still the time you need when you are talented and intelligent, but according to the ratio of the protagonist's talent recorded in ancient books, eighty percent of you may belong to waste firewood, so five hundred has to add another zero." ”

"Five thousand years!"

With an exclamation, Yi Xiaochuan's eyes darkened, and he fell to the ground in an instant.

This time he really passed out.

Zhen Hao squatted on the ground and slapped him roundly, greeted him with a big mouth, and saved him from the abyss of coma.

"What are you panicking about, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, this bronze man doesn't have that thing, it can't harm your wife, you take your time and it's over." Thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, if you push it back, five thousand years in Hedong and five thousand years in Hexi, it's not very enthusiastic to think about. Zhen Hao said.

Yi Xiaochuan's face was ugly, Huaxia has only been up and down for a total of five thousand years, and it is changing with each passing day, and if it goes on for five thousand years, I am afraid that this bronze man has evolved that thing.

No! I don't say yes!

Yi Xiaochuan stretched out his hand and grabbed Zhen Hao's sleeve tightly, crying like a complaint.

"Boss, for the sake of me and Yushu just reunited, you can find me a quick exercise! I will definitely thank you for your eight ancestors!"

Zhen Hao: "......"

Doesn't that sound like you?

"Boss, I didn't mean to offend you, I was just too anxious...... Boss, you can have mercy on us and help us reunite with our husband and wife!"

Seeing that Zhen Hao's face was wrong, Yi Xiaochuan reacted, quickly apologized, and then sold miserably by the way.

"But...... You want to reunite, but why do I look at Yushu and seem to be having fun?" Zhen Hao wondered.

Yi Xiaochuan: "......"

"Just kidding, although you speak a little without thinking through your brain, but I'm not the kind of person who holds on to such a trivial matter, let me tell you this, I do have two exercises that can be upgraded quickly, but I don't know if you want to learn them. Zhen Hao said.

"I want to learn, I want to learn, I want to learn!" Yi Xiaochuan nodded in surprise, and said important things three times, so as to express his determination.

Zhen Hao nodded, didn't speak, frowned and touched the back of his butt for a long time, and finally found two more thread-bound books.

Zhen Hao said: "This is what I found by chance in the treasures of other evil taste immortals, after his processing and improvement, the cultivation speed is still first-class, and it is very powerful, three points more powerful than the ordinary law, and there are few opponents in the same realm!"

Hearing Zhen Hao say it so wildly, Niu Erhua and the others who were eating melons around were very curious, and they also came up to see what this law was.

In the field of vision, on the linear book in Zhen Hao's hand, the eight big characters of "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "Sword Technique to Waroff Evil Spirits" are vigorous and powerful.

However, this is not important, the important thing is that the meaning represented by these eight big characters makes men can't help but be silent, and women can't help but cry when they see it.

"This ...... It's not a big name...... Eunuch two-part trilogy?"

Yi Xiaochuan pointed to the book in Zhen Hao's hand, and his crotch couldn't help but feel cold, and he shivered.

Zhen Hao nodded: "That's right, in the original version, they do have the restriction that if they want to practice this skill, they must first go from the palace." ”

"It turns out that after the big guy's modification, there is no such restriction?" Yi Xiaochuan heard that there was a play, and hurriedly asked.

Zhen Hao shook his head, then touched his chin and thought about it, and nodded again, Yi Xiaochuan's mood followed up and down, happy for a while and disappointed for a while.

Yi Xiaochuan said: "Big brother, just tell me directly, you are nodding and shaking your head, and I can't understand it!"

Although he rejected these two famous exercises from the bottom of his heart, in the face of the temptation of quick success, Yi Xiaochuan was like seeing a beauty who was about to take a bath, and his feet were rooted down, and he couldn't move at all.

And there is a green oil floating above his head, he will never allow this green oil to be buckled in his head, he wants to resist!

Zhen Hao said: "That's okay, since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you with great mercy that I am guarding the peace of the earth and implementing love and justice...... Ahem, I'm sorry, I have too much entertainment, I digress!"

"Don't care about the nonsense above, let's get back to business. My two improved exercises have completely discarded the dross that you must first go from the palace if you want to practice this exercise, and have replaced them with another small side effect that is more acceptable. ”

Without the prerequisite that he must first go to the palace, Yi Xiaochuan felt that he could still accept this setting, but out of prudence, he couldn't help but ask more.

"A small side effect? What is it?"

"Don't be in a hurry, listen to me tell you in detail. ”

Zhen Hao said: "After the revision of these two laws, most of the routes that need to go through that thing have been abandoned, leaving only a few necessary and unmodifiable routes. ”

It is precisely because of this that the prerequisite of having to go to the palace has been completely abandoned. And that small side effect is just a little smaller. ”

"Change...... Getting smaller?" Yi Xiaochuan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked nervously, "How small do you want to be?"

Zhen Hao touched his chin and thought for a while, and said, "Let me tell you this, that is, it has changed from pulsating to screaming." ”

When Yi Xiaochuan heard this, he shuddered, licked his chapped lips, and asked astringently, "What are you talking about...... Small or big mouthful?"

"How fresh, since you take it out for comparison, it must be a small bite. Zhen Hao said.

At the same time, he also glanced at Yi Xiaochuan and gave him a look of "you are thinking about fart".

Yi Xiaochuan didn't care about this look, because his brain was in a mess at this time.

"Big brother, it's all like that, what's the difference between that and gone?"

"I'm not happy when you say that. ”

Zhen Hao bluffed and said: "If you are forcibly pressed on the bed in the clean room, and they are about to go under the knife, they will give you two choices, either disappear completely or become smaller, which one will you choose?"

Yi Xiaochuan said: "It must be a choice...... Boss, I'm still young, Yushu and I have just been reunited, my old Yi family is the only one seedling, and I still need to pass on the ancestry, I can't just become a living eunuch!"

"You're lying! As far as I know, don't you still have a brother? How did you become a lone seedling in your mouth?" Zhen Hao said.

Yi Xiaochuan's face suddenly stiffened, and then he scratched his head and showed a smile.

"Boss, you don't know, my brother is a workaholic, he doesn't have the heart to find a girlfriend at all, it is estimated that this life is the life of the noble capital, our old Yi family can count on me!"

"It's all counting on you, that's why you're scum?"

Zhen Hao smiled: "Actually, you don't have to put so much pressure on yourself, because in the future I see, your future brother inherited your girlfriend naturally in the process of looking for you with your girlfriend." ”

Let's say it, Zhen Hao stepped forward and patted the stiff Yi Xiaochuan on the shoulder, giving him an encouraging look to be strong.

Yi Xiaochuan: "......"

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, hurry up and choose, you can see which law you like. ”

While speaking, Zhen Hao slapped the "Sunflower Treasure Book" and "Evil Warding Sword Technique" in his hand into Yi Xiaochuan's arms, and at the same time gently patted his arm by the way.

Yi Xiaochuan looked down at the two masterpieces in his arms, his face was crying without tears, and his little face was wrinkled into an old gourd face.

Seeing this, Zhen Hao pondered for a moment and said: "That's it, I'm not a stingy person, no matter which of these two laws you choose, I respect you as a man." At the same time as providing legal decisions, I will also fund to help you improve your realm, the free kind. ”

"Can you also help me improve my realm?"

Yi Xiaochuan's eyes lit up, and without hesitation, he fell directly to the ground, hugging Zhen Hao's thigh.

"Big brother, you are my own eldest brother, you can help the younger brother! Can you help me improve the realm of "Easy Sword Duel", I beg you!"

"No!" Zhen Hao refused without hesitation

"No matter how you say it, this butt seal bronze man is also my newly adopted little brother, I can provide you with legal assistance is already open to the net, one more step, wouldn't it completely chill my little brother's heart?"

"Once this person's heart is in turmoil, then this team will not be easy to lead, why should I help you, an outsider?"

Keep pretending! You just follow me here, pretend you!

These twelve bronze people can have human nature, all because of your Zhen Hao, in other words, they are all your people, if you let them go east, they can't go west, you are just looking for a reason to shirk! I think you just want to watch a play!

Yi Xiaochuan kept roaring in his heart, hating Zhen Hao's behavior, but he didn't dare to say it explicitly, and he didn't dare to mention it.

With a short moment of communication, Yi Xiaochuan could see that as long as he dared to contradict Zhen Hao, Zhen Hao over there would dare to let the butt seal bronze man confront Yushu.

The abruptness on the top of his head became even heavier, but Yi Xiaochuan still forced a smile and said: "Big brother, I just want to get my mother-in-law back, I don't want to do anything, you ......"

"Shut your mouth for me!" Zhen Hao pointed at Yi Xiaochuan and widened his eyes: "The original imported Dafa is huge, it is not suitable for children, you can't buy it at a loss and you can't buy it, eighteen centimeters, get in the car!"

"Big brother, I'd rather hang myself than get into your car! I don't add up to eighteen centimeters, but once I get in your car, let alone scream, the capillaries are gone! In the end, I still owe it three centimeters, am I not a transgender?!"

Yi Xiaochuan was about to cry, and his little face turned white with fright because of what Zhen Hao said, if he really practiced these two appalling law decisions, he wouldn't call Yushu his wife in the future, and just be commensurate with her as a sister.

It's neat and clean, and the top of your head isn't heavy.

"You can't practice, can you? Then you wait, wait for other people's butt seal bronze people and your wife to have enough, have fun, and your wife will come back." Zhen Hao said.

Enough fun...... Have fun......

Hearing Zhen Hao's unique adjective, Yi Xiaochuan's pale little face instantly turned the color of pig liver.

At that time, the green hat was only 0.05 centimeters away from his skull, and the heavy sense of pressure bent Yi Xiaochuan's spine.

Yi Xiaochuan said astringently: "Eighteen centimeters is really too much, I really can't accept this." If I accept it, what will people think of me in the future?"

Zhen Hao pointed at Yi Xiaochuan again and widened his eyes: "Close your mouth for me......!" Fifteen centimeters!

......

In the end, Yi Xiaochuan still failed to get ...... Cultivating these two peerless Dharma decisions.

Because at the critical moment when he was hesitating, Yushu came back, and he came back with her golden big friend.

"Brother Xiaochuan, come, let me introduce to you, this is an old friend I have made in the past thousand years, I call it Dajin, you know each other!"

Yushu pulled Yi Xiaochuan, and pulled him to the butt seal bronze man.

With a harmless smile on the buttocks, the bronze man said, "Hello Yi Xiaochuan, I often hear Yu'er mention you, you are her best friend...... No, it's wrong, you are Yu'er's lover who has been waiting for a thousand years, and you have admired it for a long time. ”

Wrong?

I think you're just leaking!

You don't look like a good guy, but you really have a mind for my wife!

Yi Xiaochuan hugged his chest with both hands, snorted coldly at the butt seal bronze man, don't turn his head and don't look at him, and at the same time he also pulled Yushu tightly to prevent her from falling into the tiger's mouth.

Seeing this, the people and animals on his face were harmless and aggrieved, squatting on the ground and hugging himself.

"I'm sorry, did I make you angry somewhere? If you don't like me, I can leave immediately, but please don't go to Murder Jade because of me. ”

Yi Xiaochuan: I'm fierce Yu'er, did you see me murder her?!

After that, the butt seal bronze man staggered around, turned back three times in one step, reluctant to give up, and was about to leave Yi Xiaochuan and Yushu.

The corners of Yi Xiaochuan's mouth rose slightly, looking at the butt with a copper seal, full of superiority, the copper pimple is still a copper pimple after all, this is ......

Just thinking about it, suddenly a strong force came from his hand, and the next moment, Yi Xiaochuan's hand was light, and Yushu broke free from his big hand.

"Yi Xiaochuan, you are too much! Dajin is my friend, how can you treat him like this!"

Yushu looked at Yi Xiaochuan, her eyes flashing with disappointment, and then she turned around and floated up, heading straight for the ass seal bronze man who was moving forward at a rapid pace with an evil smile on the corner of her mouth, leaving only a stunned Yi Xiaochuan in place.

It's still that card seat, Yu Shu hugged the head of the butt seal bronze man and comforted him repeatedly: "Don't be sad Dajin, Brother Xiaochuan, he didn't mean it, he was just a little jealous, and after he gets used to your existence, he will definitely accept you." ”

The butt seal bronze man was silent for a moment, nodded slightly, and then looked at Yushu timidly: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to, I don't want you to quarrel because of me." ”

"Yu'er, you must not affect the harmony between your husband and wife because of my existence, then I will die of sadness and guilt!"

Yushu was moved by a tearful eye: "Dajin, don't worry, I will definitely let Brother Xiaochuan accept you!"

After that, Yushu also threw Yi Xiaochuan a disgusted look of "You see how sensible people are, you can look at you again".

The communication between Yushu and the butt seal bronze man did not carry Yi Xiaochuan at all, Yi Xiaochuan listened to it all in his ears, word for word.

This is pouring green tea directly into his mouth!

"Shut your mouth for me!"

In the face of green tea, a sense of crisis suddenly arose in his heart, and Yi Xiaochuan attacked angrily: "You are quite a big man, is it interesting to make this disgusting thing all day long? You can't fight me with dignity...... Do you want to talk to me well?"

When the butt seal giant bronze man heard this, a trace of fear appeared on his face, and his big casserole eyes dodged, not daring to face Yi Xiaochuan's angry eyes.

"Yi Xiaochuan, you're going to die! Dajin is my good friend, how can you do this to him!" Yu Shu said.

After that, Yu Shu turned his head and looked at the ass seal bronze man with an apologetic face: "Dajin I'm sorry, I don't know what Yi Xiaochuan is crazy about today, you must not take it to heart!"

The buttocks bronze man shook his huge head: "You don't have to apologize to me...... Did you misunderstand our relationship? It's all my fault, why don't I explain it to him?"

Awakening from the dream, Yushu looked back at Yi Xiaochuan, who was heartbroken but still looking at her affectionately, nodded, and came to Yi Xiaochuan again with the butt seal bronze man.

The butt seal bronze man looked at Yi Xiaochuan cautiously, and pretended to flatter: "Hello Brother Yi, I am a good friend of Yu'er, you may have some misunderstandings about our relationship, in fact, we are just a very pure boyfriend friendship, there is nothing between us!"

"Huh"

Yi Xiaochuan laughed angrily, and pointed to the other eleven bronze figures who were bustling: "Get out! Go back to where you should go! I don't welcome you!"

A so-called apology ended hastily under Yi Xiaochuan's anger, and the butt seal bronze man returned to his companion heartbroken.

On his shoulder, Yushu was still comforting him: "Don't be angry, Yi Xiaochuan is not...... I'm sorry for him. ”

"I don't blame you. The butt seal bronze man shook his head and said, "I've always tried to be good friends with him, but I don't know why, why he keeps targeting me." ”

Yi Xiaochuan: "......"

Niu Erhua: "......"

Zhen Hao: "......"