(a)

If you want to die, you look at the master with a persistent face, and you have to ask the master to give him an answer.

I don't even know where I was 70,000 years ago, where Master picked me up.

The master wanted to push me into the study, but said coldly: "Please go back, don't force Benjun to knock you two down Kunlun Mountain." "Master is serious, he is very angry.

It seems that there is a fight...... I really didn't want to go into the study like this. In 70,000 years, I have not seen the heroic appearance of the Three Realms Division War God Monarch once, and my heart is very itchy.

In fact...... In my conscience, I feel that the Doctor Divine Monarch and the Ghost Monarch didn't do anything to me, and the Master couldn't get angry with them, let alone do it himself. I thought to myself, when I saw Master holding the Xuanyuan Divine Sword Weapon, it was almost time to persuade and persuade to stop.

When the Dead King heard Master's words, he laughed to himself, and smiled very beautifully. He narrowed his fox eyes and said, "The Divine Monarch refuses to tell the truth, she was the Divine Monarch back then, and you have cut off ...... there."

At this time, the Ghost Monarch suddenly interjected, blocked the words of the Death Monarch, and said, "The Doctor Divine Monarch is cautious in his words. Is the god just an apprentice, and you are also such a god. That person has been gone since you abandoned her back then, and now what do you have to cling to? If you really want to think about it, shouldn't Benjun also go to your Medicine God Temple to rejuvenate the teacher and ask about your sin? You also owe Benjun a life, isn't it because Shenjun has a bad memory and forgets it?"

These words twisted and turned, and they gave me a lot of headaches.

The Dead King moved his lips and didn't continue. Looking at this appearance, I'm afraid I can't pinch it.

I took the opportunity to say to the Ghost Monarch: "In this case, Ghost Monarch Great Immortal, why don't you hurry up and go to the Medicine God Temple, there will be revenge for injustice." I tugged at the corner of Master's sleeve and said softly, "Master don't be angry anymore, they didn't bully the apprentices much, don't be like them." ”

The ghost monarch smiled at me: "I said that the little apprentice is polite to Benjun, and in the future, just call Benjun's name." ”

I still think that the ghost monarch and immortal that Master asked me to call are more beautiful.

The master tilted his head slightly and whispered to me, "Xian'er will go to the master's study first, and the master will send him away here." ”

When I entered the door, I only vaguely heard the Death King laughing softly: "Shenjun, you can't hide it from me, I have been looking for her for 70,000 years......"

(b)

I entered Master's study for a few moments, and Master came in. It seems that the two were sent away by the master. I don't know what Master said to them.

I hurriedly handed over a cup of tea and confessed my mistake: "Master, it's all the fault of the vain, and you shouldn't invite some trouble." ”

The master bent the corners of his mouth and said, "It's not the trouble that Xian'er has caused, but they have come to the door by themselves." ”

I suddenly remembered the unclear words of the Death King. What was it like 70,000 years ago? I pondered for a while, and finally couldn't help but ask, "What was the disciple like when Master picked it up 70,000 years ago?"

The master was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Crumpled." ”

My heart was cold, and I asked, "But it's ugly?"

Master's eyes were a little distant, and he quietly took two sips of tea and said, "It's not ugly at all." ”

I am at ease, if Master sees that I am ugly, where should I put this face? I asked again: "I will listen to the words of the Doctor Shenjun, wasn't it because Master was seen by Master when he picked me up 70,000 years ago?"

The master lowered his eyes and said lightly, "He just recognized the wrong person." ”

I remembered the sad love history of the dying monarch again, and said: "The doctor Shenjun is also pitiful, he should have been hurt and a little mentally deranged. ”

Master's hand holding the teacup shook suddenly.

I added: "When I was on Penglai Island, I heard the gossip of fairies from all walks of life about him. ”

Master raised his eyes, looked at me fixedly, and said, "What does Xian'er know?"

I said, "I heard that he had married the Yao Painting Fairy of the Heavenly Realm, but he was hindered later. Hey, seeing that Yao Painting Fairy was about to become his wife, but then it didn't work out. The disciple thought to himself, at that time, the immortals of the Three Realms had all arrived, and the doctor Shenjun finally failed to hold the beauty on his face, not to mention it, and he was also suffering from gains and losses in his heart. It was inevitable that he would be so sad and frustrated. ”

The master was stunned for a long time, his eyes flashed, and he said, "Xian'er analyzes the head of the way." ”

I persuaded Master by the way, saying, "So next time, if the Doctor Shenjun goes crazy again, Master should be considerate of him and not be like him, lest Master himself be angry and not be able to make a trip." ”

The master picked the corners of his lips and said, "Xian'er said very much, because the teacher doesn't care about him..What about the ghost king, how to deal with it?"

That ghost gentleman doesn't have a face, I really don't have a problem with him. I thought about it for a while, but I couldn't think of a countermeasure, so I simply said: "Master Quan thinks that he got up from the ground, and he can't compare with us in a realm." ”

"Ahem......" The master suddenly choked on the sip of tea in his mouth and coughed.

Seeing this, I hurriedly stepped forward, stretched out my hand to smooth my back, and said worriedly, "Master is fine, is the tea too strong to meet Master's taste?"

Master's back stiffened and he looked at me.

I was shocked, and then I realized that I was so bold and rude! I took two steps back, and with a trembling of my legs, I was about to kneel, and said, "Master forgive me, Master forgive me." ”

Master suddenly held my hands, and I couldn't kneel. He said: "I don't blame Xian'er for being a teacher. ”

(c)

Recently, my Kunlun Mountain has been very uneasy. To be precise, after the last time the Death Monarch and the Ghost Monarch came to Kunlun Mountain, they were very uneasy.

With the first round, there will be a second and third round. After the two of them came for the first time, they ran up the mountain every day, and they became addicted to running!

I looked lonely as I watched in the distance, a white and a red fairy shadow flying towards this side of the mountain, and the fairy spirit was very swaggering.

When Xu saw me, his face smiled like a flower, and he said, "What immortal method did the little apprentice practice today?"

I said, "I practiced meditation for half a day. ”

Xiaobai saw me, hooked his fingers, curled the corners of his mouth and said, "Shallow, come here." ”

I gave him a majestic white eye.

Every now and then, the master will always appear just right, pull up a cold face, how to look at how cold. He said, "Xian'er, Senior Brother Sixth is too busy there, you can help out." ”

I walked to the kitchen of the sixth senior brother, and Mr. Xu did not forget to add a sentence behind me: "Little apprentice said to your sixth senior brother, Benjun is here to eat today, add one more." ”

Xiaobai will add a sentence arrogantly at the end: "Two copies." ”

Every day Xu Xiaobai comes to my Kunlun Mountain, and if he wants to eat on the mountain, I will be happy for a while. I asked the sixth senior brother to get a few catties of croton and grind it into powder, and give them a boost in the amount of food without increasing the price.

In the end, they are still two gods, and a few catties of croton were eaten dry by the two of them, and they didn't see a fart.

Later, I learned to be smart, and instead of putting croton, I put grass ash instead, and the color was bright and dark when added to the meal. They enjoyed eating very well and were satisfied.

Once, twice, three or four times, Master has also learned to be smart, and every day when the two of them come, they will ask me to help the sixth senior brother with his work.

The sixth senior brother is really authentic, and after Xu Xiaobai came, he was very attentive in cooking. I persuaded Senior Brother Sixth that he was not a good person, and that the meal should be eaten as usual.

The sixth senior brother held a big spoon in one hand and touched the back of his head with the other, and smiled honestly: "It's a good family to be a distinguished guest, I should help the master do the friendship of the landlord." ”

I don't want to hurt the sixth senior brother's really authentic heart. Don't say that the friendship of the landlord, the master and his old man can't wait to stuff those two god sticks into the thatched house pit of our Kunlun Mountain, how deep and how deep they are stuffed!

After finishing the meal, Xu Xiaobai refused to leave, and had to say that he wanted to drink tea.

Master led the two of them into the study and told me to make tea.

Master has done a good job of this. I love to make tea for Xu Xiaobai. This tea should be extra particular, and you can't always add one kind of ingredient, so I didn't add croton or grass ash, I added saliva.

The two of them didn't pay much attention to the tea, and as soon as I handed it over, they would quickly drink it, and then they were a little unsatisfied. I almost retched just by looking at it.

The master was still calm, and leisurely drank the tea I made for his old man alone.

(iv)

Today, I brought the tea to Master's study as usual.

As early as when I was in the kitchen of the sixth senior brother, I wondered if I should change the ingredients today. A few days ago, when I added saliva to the tea of the two two immortals, the sixth senior brother would sit on the bench alone, look at me sadly, and say, "Little junior sister, don't ...... like this."

Now that the sixth senior brother is looking at me so sadly, I suddenly can't speak.

I picked up the tea tray and walked up to the sixth senior brother and comforted: "Sixth senior brother, don't be sad, they are all bad immortals. "Hey, the sixth senior brother is too authentic.

The sixth senior brother looked at the tea in my tea tray and asked, "What do you want to add today?" ”

Before I could answer, a bug flew in front of me. Although the insect's wings are small, its body is very flexible, and I saw it swirling on the tip of the sixth senior brother's nose.

Suddenly, the sixth senior brother moved his nose, lowered his head and sneezed.

The tea in my tray shook off. The sixth senior brother raised his head, panicked for a while, and then said hesitantly: "Little junior sister, it's better to change the pot of tea~~~"

I smiled tolerantly and said, "It's okay, Master doesn't drink this tea." ”

The sixth senior brother looked at me and stopped talking, and watched me go to the master's study with affection.

Before I could get close to Master's study, I looked up and saw the door of Master's study open from the inside. Xiao Bai walked out in a hurry, followed by Xu.

When Xiaobai walked up to me, I was so frightened that I almost spilled the tea in my hand on his dough! This dough is blue and yellow, red and purple, that's called a bells and whistles!

In the end, I still want to save face, Xiaobai saw that I was a little shy, turned his face away, and snorted softly.

Behind him, Xu smiled with a rippling face.

I couldn't help but wonder, "Shenjun, how can your face be so ugly?"

Xiaobai's body stiffened.

The master didn't know when he left the study, leaned on the door, clasped his hands and said with a smile: "Xian'er don't worry, the doctor Shenjun was just tripped by the teacher's desk." The doctor Shenjun has great powers, and as soon as his immortal medicine is used, he must be able to recover immediately. ”

Again, Master has a point.

When Xiaobai was leaving, I thought about it and handed over the tea, and said, "Take a sip, it's easier to get on the road." "I really can't bear to let half a day of tea-making work and a sneeze of the sixth senior brother go to waste.

Xiaobai glanced at me lightly and said, "Shallow, you will always remember everything and go back with me." "He left without drinking.

I handed the tea to Xu again and said, "Take a sip, it's easier to get on the road." ”

Xu walked a few feet away from me and said with a smile: "Yes, I don't know what the little apprentice has added this time." Benjun also went back today, if the little apprentice figured out how to go to Benjun's ghost world and go around twice, he could come at any time. ”

In the end, Xu didn't drink my tea and left.

I stayed where I was, and my heart grieved in vain. These two great immortals, I really have no grievances and no hatred with them, I know each other very little, one wants to drag me to the heavenly court, and the other wants to invite me to go underground, can't I do it so that I can continue to practice with the master in Kunlun Mountain and live a down-to-earth life.

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