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Go against the sky!
This is not an empty phrase, but a real challenge to the authority of the gods. Shen Yi didn't know, but the real Tianwei Shen Yi had seen it, and the last time Du Zhengzhong escaped, he was killed by a thunderbolt from the sky, and this was Tianwei.
It's ethereal, but it really exists.
In the words of ordinary people, it is called retribution.
But God is not all so fair, for example, he has given people a hierarchy and a gap between the rich and the poor. Therefore, there are some monasticians who aspire to help the world, and they like to go against the sky. It's a pity that so far, there hasn't been a single one who has succeeded. Shen Yi didn't know how Lu Dao's parents had offended Cang Tian, because Shen Yi didn't even know where Lu Dao was in the Xuanlei Secret Realm.
Shen Yi thought that Shangguan Ruyun would know the way, so Shen Yi told Shangguan Ruyun all this. But the result made Shen Yi feel a trace of unspeakable suffering, and Shangguan Ruyun didn't know what the Xuanlei Secret Realm was. However, Shangguan Ruyun told Shen Yi that Shen Yi's parents would be punished by Tianwei for what they were.
Shangguan Ruyun said: "If the Buddha and the Demon Dao are cultivated three times, that is, beyond the Three Realms, the top of the Six Realms, and controlled by the Seven Emotions and Six Desires, even the Jade Emperor above the Nine Heavens will be helpless at that time." Therefore, all those who cultivate the three Buddhas and demons, or double cultivators, will end up with death and no place to be buried. β
Shen Yi gasped, feeling a little painful.
Shangguan Ruyun said with a smile: "It's okay, but if you don't succeed, you will become benevolent, if you once you transcend the Three Realms, then everything in this world is under control, in the face of power, many people are working hard, but don't talk about the three cultivations, double cultivation is difficult, the growth of cultivation is very slow, and even some people end up suffering from God's curse, and the bones are light." β
Shen Yi didn't know what to say, because Shen Yi suddenly had an ominous premonition.
It's a feeling that I can't explain, but it's there.
Shen Yi asked Shangguan Ruyun: "Since it is so dangerous, why are there still people to cultivate?"
Shangguan Ruyun hesitated for a moment and said, "Heaven is not fair. β
Shen Yi was stunned! Yes, God is too unfair. For what, some people are born with everything, and for what, some people are born but have to face the danger of survival. Everyone wants to have gold and silver, eat and drink at home, and be at ease. But in the face of reality, how many people have worked hard for food rations and survival, and lost themselves in the flower city.
Shangguan Ruyun raised his head, looked at the sky, and muttered, "Do you dare to go against the sky?"
Shen Yi just hesitated for a moment, and then replied: "Dare, don't dare for anything." β
Shangguan Ruyun smiled and didn't continue to talk about this topic.
The little peach on the side purred her eyes, and whispered to herself: "No wonder you were chosen to be the young man who should be robbed, it seems that you are really not afraid of heaven and earth." β
Shen Yi didn't hear Xiao Taozi's words, because Shangguan Ruyun said to Shen Yi that it was time to develop the Twelve Gates. After the sect was established, it had to be developed, and the sect of three people could not become a big thing after all. Although there are three stinkers, Zhuge Liang said. But isn't there also a saying that there are three stinkers, and they all smell the same?
But it is not easy to develop a sect, sects like Longhu Mountain and Qingcheng Mountain have lasted for thousands of years, even if it is a little less, it will be hundreds of years. A nascent sect like the Twelve Sects will definitely not be ignored, not to mention that there is nothing else to look at in this sect except for Shangguan Ruyun who is a little more beautiful. And the average practitioner will abstain from desire, and the understanding of women is the next one, the sperm storage tank.
So no matter how beautiful Shangguan Ruyun is, it's in vain.
If you use Shangguan Ruyun as an image endorsement to find a group of otaku, then you can do it. But it is impossible for otaku to cultivate immortals, not to mention that cultivating immortals has particularly high requirements for people's physique, and it is good for ordinary people to break through the foundation in their lifetime. Further up, it's almost impossible. Thinking of this, Shen Yi had a headache.
Shangguan Ruyun pursed his lips and hesitated for a moment and said, "Actually, there is no need to worry, just develop slowly." β
Evolve slowly!
Well, hear that. Shen Yi's heart was cold, could it be that he was going to develop four or five apprentices after fifteen or sixteen, wouldn't that be too tragic. However, Shen Yi thought about it carefully, and he understood the meaning of Shangguan Ruyun's words, Shangguan Ruyun's meaning is actually very simple, generally speaking, as long as the sect has a strong person, someone will join, and if Shen Yi becomes a strong person, it will definitely attract many people.
But......
Well, this one seems to be harder than recruiting.
Cultivation is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat. Shen Yi can only barely be regarded as a person who can barely be regarded as a person who is above the limit of food and clothing, and it is impossible for him to travel thousands of miles in a day.
Thinking of this, Shen Yi's tears were flowing in a hurry.
It's a waste of wood.
Turn grief and anger into food.
So, Shen Yi returned home and ate four or five catties of beef for one meal. Then Shen Yi turned the amount of food into strength, practiced hard for five or six days, and finally reached the late stage of fetal breath in one night, and the feeling of breakthrough was very strong, but he couldn't break through. Shen Yi knew what was going on, now Shen Yi seemed to be about to give birth to a child, but he needed to scream before he could give birth to the child.
And this scream is a key booster point.
After hesitating for a moment, Shen Yi could only put this matter aside for the time being.
If cultivation can be practiced for a long time, I am afraid that many people will become immortals, so who will remain in the mortal world. So, there is no hurry. Even if Shen Yi is a man with the aura of pig's feet!
Life is like this, calm is like a bucket of water that can't be lifted.
About two days later, Lin Ziqing called Shen Yi and said that someone invited her to act in a drama, and there was a character in it that was quite suitable for Shen Yi, and she wanted to go over and let Shen Yi act. After Shen Yi rushed over, when he saw the name of this drama, Shen Yi's eyes were blind, the name of the drama was very strange "Big Times 1: Plastic Era", Shen Yi wanted to ask very much, is this Nima plagiarized from the small era?
It's also the era of plastics, you can simply say that it is the era of urea. This also fertilizes the fertilizer.
Besides, the little times were so disgusting. You're engaged in a big era, can you not be so painful. However, Shen Yi also knew that who wouldn't want to make really good movies these days. But there is no way, under the care of the relevant departments of my country, all the good movies cannot be released, so all kinds of brain-dead movies are launched. Another is that students are making money nowadays, so writing something that looks up to the sky at 45 degrees can make more money.
Of course, the most important thing is, hype!
If one day, a great god who writes web novels is rumored to be in a relationship with an internationally renowned female star. I think that the sales of books written by the great gods will definitely increase explosively. This is the hype, which is particularly simple and the most profitable.
But Lin Ziqing's big era, the hype is a little too heavy.
After Shen Yi arrived, he found that they were discussing the name of the heroine in the drama.
The screenwriter is a man who is 1.9 meters tall!
Well, a tall man with a height of 1.9 meters, the screenwriter said to the planners around him: "We need a feminine, connotative, heavy, simple, noble and elegant, but also modern, preferably a little sad woman name, only in this way can our drama be popular." β
The surrounding planners were all big with one head, and one of the girls said, "Wen Biyan!"
The screenwriter vetoed: "No, it's not noble enough, we must be noble, so that people can know that they are from a famous family at a glance." β
A fat man with glasses came up with a name that was not mainstream: "Shangguan is rich?"
"No, I can't. β
"Youyouqian, this should be good. First of all, this name is very feminine, and secondly, this name is very connotative, rich. And most importantly, it is very noble and elegant, this is rich, can it not be noble and elegant? Most importantly, the name is modern and sad. Lin Ziqing looked around and gave such a paragraph.
Everyone was dumbfounded, and the editor hesitated, just about to be confirmed. Shen Yi walked out, looked around and said: "You can't do this, it's called Aixin Jueluo - Menstrual Pain, it is enough connotation, heavy, simple, noble and elegant, and most importantly, modern and sad, and dysmenorrhea, this name is more feminine." β
The scene was so silent that the sound of a pin falling to the ground could be heard, and then a shocking laugh erupted. Only the screenwriter had a dark face and sat there without speaking.
Lin Ziqing hurriedly ran over, pulled Shen Yi over, and after sitting down, introduced Shen Yi as her boyfriend, and also came to apply for the male number one. When the screenwriter heard that Shen Yi was applying for the male number one, he looked Shen Yi up and down, and then showed a playful smile.
Shen Yi gave him a blank look and ignored him.
The script was discussed for about an hour, and then it was time to interview the actors.
There were a lot of applicants this time, and the most applied for the male number one. The most important thing is that the male number one can play with Lin Ziqing, and now many people are climbing up with the status of old stars, if they can play with Lin Ziqing, their worth will also rise.
So there are many applicants this time, and Shen Yi is also one of them.
Shen Yi doesn't like acting, but because of Lin Ziqing's face, Shen Yi can't help but go for an interview.
To put it bluntly, that is, an audition.
Shen Yi has always felt that there are many unspoken rules in the entertainment industry, and there should be no one in the drama circle. But when it was Shen Yi's turn, Shen Yi knew that he was too naΓ―ve. These days, unspoken rules are everywhere.
There were three people who interviewed Shen Yi, one was the screenwriter, one was the director, and the other was the representative of the investor.
After Shen Yi entered, he stood inside, and the three people looked Shen Yi up and down.