Updated: 2012-09-01

(a)

The moon shyly crawled out of the clouds.

I was on my way back to the pharmacy. This gossip is a magical thing, and it always flows very fast at the time and hour.

When I inquired about the rich man's business, it was dark.

Big night, a little chilly. A gust of wind blew, causing me to wrap up my clothes.

The wind was blowing a little unusually, with some fairy aura. I looked up in surprise and saw the Death King suddenly appear, standing in the middle of the street with his face stretched.

He asked me in an unkind tone, "Have you had a good day?"

I replied truthfully, "It's okay." ”

The Death King's face darkened a little, and then he asked, "What have you done?"

It is estimated that the king of death is too tired today, and it is easy to complain when he works. This time, his tone was sour, sour.

We are all immortals, and we all help mortals with a compassionate bodhisattva heart. However, like the current appearance of the Death King, it is impossible to speak.

Isn't he dishonoring the face of our gods and making jokes?

Then I comforted him and said, "Immortal friends, don't complain, I'm here to persuade more mortals to come to our pharmacy to drink medicine." ”

The Death King was stunned for a moment, looked at me silently for a long time, and then his face changed very quickly, and he suddenly realized that he smiled lightly: "I see." ”

I was puzzled, and I wanted the Death King's face to change and become very proficient, so I asked, "What is this?"

The Dead King blurred the corners of his mouth, turned to leave, and said as he walked: "It's nothing." I'd like to know how many people you persuaded to come to the pharmacy today. ”

Why aren't these two stupid people stupid at this time, pick the questions I don't want to answer.

I quickly followed, touched my nose and laughed twice, and said, "I'm ashamed to say it, it's not much." ”

The Dead King asked again: "How much is it?" ”

"Not a single one. ”

"Oh?" replied noncommittally.

I hurriedly explained, "I'm going to inquire about something more useful." "Then I told all the gossip I had inquired about today and told him to die.

It turned out that the wealthy family surnamed Yun who gave medicine every day in the city was now in charge of the second young master Yun Shangchu. He has an older sister named Yun Shuixin.

The reason why Yun Shangchu was willing to send medicine to the people for free was because not long ago, his sister Yun Shuixin died of the plague. Yun Shangchu was in great pain, and he couldn't bear to see anyone die from this disease again, so he ordered people to distribute the boiled soup to the patients in the city every afternoon.

However, I also heard another sample.

said that Yun Shangchu was a lustful and abusive disciple, but he only loved his sister tightly. This time, his sister died, and he was also disheartened. On the one hand, he asked people to boil medicine every day to help the people in the city, and on the other hand, he hid at home and sang songs every night.

I can't help but sigh for this. At the beginning of this cloud, it was probably because of the lack of love when he was a teenager that he couldn't help but fall in love with his sister. What a wickedness, a wickedness.

It seems that the upbringing of mortals still has to start from the youth.

I'm a little curious, I don't know what kind of appearance that sister Yun Shuixin has, which can make my younger brother so crazy. Mortals in the city say that she is the first beauty here, but it is a pity that she has a thin face.

Along the way, I spoke carefully and thoroughly, and I never missed a single detail.

And after listening to my explanation and interlocking analysis, he only smiled and asked me a question: "Isn't it that all the women in the world love to talk about right and wrong like you?"

I thought about it for a moment and replied firmly, "No, ordinary people can't surpass me." ”

I am telling the truth.

Because this way of gossip is not only an art, but also depends on skillful skills and improper mental skills to fully comprehend it.

Within the Three Realms, there is only one person who can surpass me in this realm. That is my invincible bull fork in Kunlun Mountain, the elder brother Xi Yu.

If you want to die, you probably have such an esoteric realm, so he glanced at me contemptuously and said, "Ordinary people are afraid that they can't even catch up with your heels." ”

The more times like this, the more you must know how to be humble and courteous. I said softly and reservedly: "Where, where, the king is going to die." ”

As soon as the words fell, the Death King turned around and looked at me.

I was taken aback by him, and I was really shocked.

I saw him half-squinting, looking at me inquiringly, and then said, "Call me Yaosi." ”

I shuddered and lowered my head. His hand unconsciously covered his mouth.

(b)

The mortals who came to the pharmacy yesterday are here again today.

If it was open for business, it should be a good thing, but now the dying king's brows gradually wrinkled solemnly.

I understand it. After all, as a Heavenly Realm Physician, the Divine Monarch can't even cure some mortals, which is indeed a shameless thing.

So taking advantage of the time of decoction, I rubbed over and comforted him, and said: "Immortal friends, don't be sad, people have misses, horses have stumbled." It must have been because the immortal friends were not enough to apply the medicine yesterday, and they came again today. ”

The Dead Monarch glanced at me lightly and said, "Don't say that the medicine is insufficient, they are just enough to be cured by just touching my immortal medicine qi." Something must have gone wrong. ”

I pondered for a moment and said, "Isn't your elixir expired?"

The Dead King blackened his face, said "idiot", and walked away.

At this time, the lid of the medicine jar fluttered, and I lifted the lid, and the liquid inside was tumbling hard. I looked at it twice, and my brain flashed into my head, and I hurriedly stopped the dead king and asked, "If you want to die, did you fry all the medicine yesterday with water?"

"Can you use the decoction without water...... "Death Jun said halfway, turned around, and stared at the steaming medicine in the medicine jar in a daze.

Most of the decoctions given by the Yun family are similar to ours here, so the condition always does not improve.

I looked up, just in the eyes of the Death-Bound King. He stared at me intently and said, "Not only do you need water to decoct medicine, but mortals need water to survive every day. ”

I nodded in agreement: "Water is the root of all evil. ”

For a moment, the face of the Dead King twitched.

Immediately, he quickly dispensed the pills, all of which were small grains, brown and yellow like dung balls.

I pinched my nose and asked, "Why didn't you take these things out yesterday?"

The Dead King glanced at me and said, "I couldn't be busy yesterday, so I just sprinkled some powder into the medicinal juice." ”

When the Dead King was ready, he immediately gave a few pills to each of them, along with their still alive family members.

This medicine can not only cure their diseases, but also save their bodies for three days and three nights without eating or drinking, without knowing hunger and thirst.

The Dead King specially explained that after taking this medicine, he should not eat anything again, especially water. After three days, everything will be fine.

In the end, I was the only one left in the pharmacy, me and the dying king. He lazily said to me, "Little fairy, we only have three days. ”

I asked, "Don't you have a medicine that can make people go without eating or drinking for ten days?"

The Dead King smiled faintly and said, "There is nature." ”

I glared at him and said, "Then why don't you use it?"

The Death Monarch walked past me, with the ethereal fragrance of medicine, glanced at me with a blank look, and said, "As an immortal, I can't even handle this plague for three days, I'm afraid it's a god in vain." ”

Ahem. I steadied myself and said, "I'm afraid three days is too long." ”

(c)

This plague-stricken city is neither big nor small.

There was a river running through the city, and although it was not a moat, it was from which all the mortals in the city got their drinking water.

And coincidentally, it was the Yun family, the richest man in the city, who was in the upper part of the river.

After inquiring about everything, I and the Death King both sneaked into the Yun family that night. This time, we all let go of our wisdom and cast the immortal method in advance to hide our figures.

This time, we have made a special trip to investigate the water source, to see if there is a problem with the water that all the mortals in this city drink.

I don't know much about the way, but I have a lot of directions. He dragged me around the Yun family mansion in a twist and turn.

However, as we passed through a courtyard, the sound of silk and bamboo sounded in it. I couldn't help but want to go into the courtyard to see what was going on.

It's so late at night, who is lingering.

Admission is a lobby. I stood at the door of the lobby with the Death King, stunned to see the spacious and bright scene inside, with a scene of arrogance and luxury.

On the chair directly above the lobby, a man lay with his chest shyly open, venting a piece of spring light. At the moment he was squinting, smiling inexplicably at the corners of his mouth, watching the piano and dancing and the many women who were close to him.

The women are all scantily cled, and if you look closely, you can see them up and down, inside and out.

I took a closer look at the man, his face was not ugly, and his facial features were quite neatly arranged, but his complexion was a little worse. Presumably overindulgence.

Probably he is the Yun family's master, Yun Shangchu. The latter sample I inquired about was reliable, and he was really a lustful and promiscuous disciple.

Now he snapped his fingers at the women, who then swayed around him with their snake-like bodies. He pulled one at random, turned over and crushed the person under him.

(iv)

The picture is so vibrant.

For a moment, I couldn't help myself, and my nose was full of murder.

Until all the women were hooked up by him, I wanted to see it again, and suddenly my hand tightened, and I wanted to die and pull me away.

Before I turned around, I glanced again, but I didn't notice the way he looked at the women. Although his expression was misty, his eyes were empty and unwarm. It was as if the women had never been in his eyes.

Dengzi shouldn't have such an expression, I must be dazzled.

Between my thoughts, I have been pulled out by the Death King.

When he stopped, I didn't notice it and hit him in the back.

I rubbed my nose and said sullenly: "Why do you want to die and leave like this, isn't it because you are afraid of seeing something you shouldn't see? Everyone is an adult, don't be shy." "It's rare to have a good show, and I can't watch it.

The Dead Monarch asked in a low voice, "You haven't seen enough fun?"

Listening to the tone of the Dead King, it seems that if I don't have fun, I will definitely be beaten by him.

I decided to keep quiet.

At this point, I was about to rub my nose between my fingers, and suddenly I felt a sticky feeling. I can't hold my face, I haven't had a runny nose in a long time.

But when I put my hand under the lamp, my heart jumped several times.

It's been a long time since I've had a red nose.

I thought that it was probably because I was hit by the back of the Dead King before, so I raised my head and looked at the Death King complainingly, and said, "Is your back made of iron, so hard?"

With a black face, the Dead King stretched out his index finger and pointed at my nose, and said, "You spilled a nosebleed all the way, do you know?"

After a little bit of death, the inside of my nose suddenly became cooler. I tilted my head to prevent the blood from flowing, and staggered, "No wonder I'm a little dizzy." ”

The Death King helped me in time, fed a pill between his fingers and fed it into my mouth, and said angrily: "Self-inflicted." ”

In a trance, I blinked hard and saw his beautiful side face.