"You don't have to be envious, there are still a lot of these things. As long as the widow, a first-level pharmacist, is still there, there will be as many of these things as there are!" As he spoke, he took out a bouquet of hundreds of snow lotuses, and the eyes of the ministers in the audience were red.

"So as long as you work hard, if nothing happens, everyone can live to be one or two hundred years old.

Having said so much, maybe you don't know enough about the first-level personnel, so you should understand that as a dual-level existence of internal force and martial arts, Lao Tzu, I believe that all of you here can understand it, right?

But this is also because I am a doctor and a pharmacist, and you may feel incredible about my record of one enemy and ten thousand, in fact, I am fighting while taking medicine~. The medicine I have prepared, though it does not heal the dead, has the magic of flesh and bones. But it has also reached the point where it can be treated as long as there is breath. Even the severed limbs can be extended, and the internal and physical strength consumed can be quickly restored!

In other words, you may not feel that there is anything rare about the first-level profession. Then I can tell you clearly that the imperial doctor in this palace is only level four. And I can tell you that if I reach level 1 in a musical instrument in terms of rhythm, then add my level 1 internal force cultivation. Then there was an empty city plan in ancient times. There is a widow, I have a song of Qingcheng skills~!

The so-called liver and intestines are broken, where to meet a bosom friend at the end of the world.

When I say Qingcheng, I mean slaughtering the city that has been cleaned up completely. So you have to understand what level 1 is. And what kind of concept is there at the dual level. And in the future, the heir to my throne must also be a double-level professional!!

The so-called uneven chest how to level the world, how to gather people's hearts if the breasts are not huge...... Ahhh

Anyway, there is no such dual-career person, and Lao Tzu has always occupied the throne. Anyway, Lao Tzu is a first-class pharmacist, and there is no big problem in living for one or two hundred years. 」

Speaking of which, Song Xia has basically finished everything. At this time-

"Guys, that's all I want to say today. But before I said two, it was because I added one temporarily......

Boy, take a step forward. 」

Originally, I felt that the amount of information in this early dynasty was already large enough. Unexpectedly, Emperor Zuihou suddenly asked a little eunuch beside him to step forward. Everyone couldn't help but be curious about the identity of this little guy. You must know that when he gave the brocade box to Lu Wende, the ministers had already noticed him, the little guy who replaced Zhang Dehai......

"He is the little guy who entered the palace half a month ago~. Originally, he was supposed to lie in bed and learn the rules of the palace...... But he doesn't have to be in bed now......

The widow decided to abolish the eunuch purification system from now on. The punishment is limited to forcible (harmonious) adulterers and adulterers!!"

As soon as these words came out, the ministers were in an uproar.

"All the Aiqing are calm and listen to the outnumbered people. Seeing that someone was about to start, Song Xia directly stretched out his hand to interrupt them......

"First of all, the widow understands what you're worried about, but that's not necessary. The women in the palace were ostensibly subordinates, but in fact they all belonged to the emperor's ban*, and even the guards were eunuchs. That's not good......

Even a crippled person has feelings, but because of his crippledness, his thoughts are absolutely abnormal. The atmosphere of this palace has been bad!!The yin qi is too strong......

Since ancient times, it is not uncommon for eunuchs to climb on the phoenix bed, and it is not uncommon for palace maids and eunuchs to form pairs to eat...... It just so happened that the emperor's medical path had made a breakthrough and had the ability to make the eunuch grow calves again. So take this opportunity to abolish this system directly...... Therefore, in the future, eunuchs will be just a simple job title.

Because the widow also came up with an improvisation, he came up with three solutions.

1. It is still a pure body that should be purified. After saying goodbye to the old man, the widow personally made a chicken (harmony) for him. But by then, when you are old, it is useless to have a chicken (harmony)...... So this point is off the pass. It's like it didn't work.

Second, if you are not clean, the eunuchs who enter the palace must wear chastity (harmony) pants. For example, iron pants...... It's a lock anyway. But this has to solve the problem of going to work (going to the toilet).

Third, it's casual, and I don't get any iron pants. Anyway, the palace maids have palace guards...... The concubines relied on self-discipline. In fact, it doesn't matter if you give birth to wild seeds...... Anyway, I've already researched a drug to find out if it's biological. And my mother is biological anyway......

In addition, those who have the ability to take the position, I am also happy to be an adult. The palace maid and the little lord also have more choices besides the emperor...... Of course, this also includes the princesses. Everyone knows that marrying a princess is equivalent to twenty years less struggle. But the princess's temper is not something that everyone can bear......

I recommend the third one, because the second one is a bit of a self-deception. You must know that the inspection at the time of work is still in the hands of people. In addition, the young man has a murder weapon in his body, and his thoughts are definitely different from those of a pure person. But there are also many eunuchs who climb on the phoenix bed or the dragon bed, except that there are no tools, in fact, there is no difference between it and Tong (harmonious) adultery!

And the widow has always felt that if you are a man, you must have a man's style, and if you are a woman, you must have the appearance of a woman. The eunuch is just a manifestation of the emperor's self-deception~. Song Xia finished very seriously. is reasonable and well-founded, and it makes the officials lose their voices for a while. At this time-

"But guys, in the spirit of the rule that there are no rules, I have decided to implement the second rule. What kind of system does it become for lonely men and widows to live in the same room~!!In the palace, women's potential promotion status is higher than that of men. Therefore, the men in the palace should wear chastity (harmony) pants~!!!I also hope that the ministers will also let the long-term workers wear chastity (harmony) pants at home. Chastity (harmony) is glorious! Chastity (harmony) is sacred, it can prove your innocence. It proves that you are true love!

And I believe that even if a man loses his tools, the true love in his heart will still exist. So why confiscate their tools~?Just because they are inherently lowly?

You have no right to object, because you are not eunuchs. Then you can go and ask, there is a eunuch who is willing to be a eunuch!!"

Well, Old Man Song said that you are not eunuchs, so you are not qualified to object. Cut everyone out of power. And then he breathed a sigh of relief and continued-

"In fact, if you have an extra baby, you can have one more poll tax~!Strong (harmonious) traitors, except for adulterers! This kind of person must confiscate tools!!" Speaking of this, Song Xia rarely waved his hand with his eyes in his eyes and made a downward movement.

"Boy, take off your clothes and pants in front of all the adults now~. He turned his head and smiled. Looking at the little eunuch beside him, Song Xia said kindly.

And when he said this, the little eunuch who was not a eunuch naturally nodded. At the same time, he took off his clothes and pants generously...... One stop ahead.

"Boy, what he's wearing now is my special chastity (harmony) pants, you can't just walk the birds just because he's young, right? Although I know that everyone is curious about the rebirth of a severed limb, or maybe the adult himself would have cut off an arm, a leg, or something. The widow is born again for you on the spot...... And then I'll leave you with the shaved one, what do you think? Of course, don't cut off the head. The widow has not yet reached the point where he can resurrect the dead. You can try it when you have the opportunity, let's still talk about chastity pants, first of all, this chastity (harmony) pants are made of leather. Hooked, locked behind his neck......" Song Xia was notoriously nagging, and now he pulled the conversation back.

And when it comes to chastity (harmony) pants, this is a tight swimsuit style chastity (harmony) pants...... Or rather, it's a modern, full-body covered swimsuit...... The elasticity is okay, but the key points have been thickened...... So that there will be no situation of committing crimes under the clothes, and at the same time, it will not affect the operation. The whole leather jacket fits snugly to the body, only the collar is not elastic. So as long as the neck is locked, the whole dress can't be taken off at all. Wear whatever you need to wear outside, and by opening the lock, you can take off the whole thing from the collar......

"Because this chastity (harmony) pants are made by me temporarily, there is no breathable haode substitute material, so they are made of silk. Noh room sword...... It's an inner armor. Because the palace is the birthplace of eunuchs, I am going to give each eunuch two sets of ...... It is used for washing. All the special personnel who return to the residence after the eunuch goes to work are responsible for the key to the chastity (harmony) pants...... If anyone who does not wear chastity (harmony) fuck pants is scared in **, once investigated, he should be punished as a thief and his tools for committing the crime will be confiscated. The eunuchs took turns on duty to manage the wearing of chastity (harmony) trousers and keys, while supervising each other. Right at the door, the attendance locks them up, and the back opens them for them. Dare to use this as a threat, do not open the lock to people, and do not let people work. or those who harbor or conceal the lock and the chastity (harmony) of others, once discovered, shall be punished by drowning in feces. The management method is not difficult to take the way of a bathhouse as an example. The three of them are on duty and supervise each other. It also prevents people from being too busy in the morning...... Or the eunuchs simply don't wear anything else, just wear this kind of chastity (harmony) pants. Of course, it's a joke. After all, there are many female dependents in the palace, and this kind of tights seems to be no different from not wearing clothes......" No wonder Song Xia suddenly said it was a joke, because he was also observing the reactions of the ministers when he spoke. zuihou, directly said the thoughts of the minister who some people want to speak. There is no way, just like Song Xia said, he thinks he should choose the third item. But the others will definitely oppose it! Even some old eunuchs will oppose it! That's why I retreated and got a hello, hello, hello, everyone, haodezhen (harmony) pants. There's always an adaptation process, right? Take your time......

"So do you Aiqing have anything else to add?" Zuihou Song Xia said, and at the same time motioned to the officials below to improve their words~.

Honestly, it's good enough to come up with these on the fly. It can reach the point where everyone wants to refute, but they don't know how to refute. Song Xia felt that he was still very successful as an emperor......

At least I can say it myself, and no one dares to refute that it is a tyrant. No one can argue with it because you have a winning theory. In this way, between advancing and retreating, the purpose will not appear dictatorial, and the ideas will be novel, but they can bend and stretch. You name some old examples, and he can always get to the heart of them, and then change them in the form of the present, either in a roundabout way, or in a hard way. Anyway, it always achieves the goal...... Getting more is a benefit. I pointed out in Xiangshang generously, and the officials below couldn't refute it, so they could only help add bricks and tiles on this basis.

For example, there are too many palaces, and the residences of the eunuchs are all in groups of several people in the inaugural palace, which is too scattered. Questions that need to be focused.

Song Xia took out the dormitory system of the university and easily prevaricated. If the palace is too big, just get a few more dormitories.

For example, the issue of not allowing female dependents to enter the eunuchs' dormitories.

Boys are expelled from the girls' dormitory.

Like what......

Anyway, one person is short, and Song Xia may not think of it for a while. But as a modern man, he naturally has a wide range of knowledge. Haven't you ever seen a pig or eaten pork?

Putting aside the ancient times, everyone can only describe the unfathomable wisdom of the new emperor......

In other words, any modern person, as long as he is not a fool. In ancient times, it was all material that could be an emperor. Of course...... Whether you can become a person is another matter...... That's it, until everything is agreed. After Old Man Song announced his retirement from the dynasty, many people suddenly discovered that they seemed to have been completely brought into the rhythm of the new emperor. Even the new emperor's theories are incredible. But with some common sense, it is simply suitable for jaw-dropping......

What is the most powerful thing about modern people?

Slipping through the cracks, climbing up the pole, hindsight, thinking more and doing less, he is strict and relaxed, does not listen to people's advice, and has a lot of crooked reasoning, etc.

It seems that it is really suitable for the profession of emperor in feudal society......

No way, who let everyone be raised like princes and princesses......

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