Chapter 226: Learn to be a woman

It is said that Liu Sanniang gave Xie Gongbao a stinky scolding, which hurt his heart and liver.

She left Tingyuxuan angrily, holding back her tears all the way.

When she returned to the Hou Mansion and went straight to the boudoir, she howled and cried.

I don't know how long I cried, wiped my tears, and said: "Say that I can't say good things with my mouth, you don't scold people without dirty words, why do you say that I am neither male nor female, I don't believe it." After saying that, she went into the maid's room, stole the rouge gouache, and smeared it in the mirror, but she had to apply and rub and rub and rub

After putting on makeup, she put on a headdress and put on a xia dress and feather skirt.

In the end, before dawn, he went out of the house and came to listen to Yuxuan.

She sneaked into Xie Gongbao's room and saw that Xie Gongbao was meditating and Xiaoguang was sleeping soundly, so she snorted lightly, picked up the brush on the desk and pointed the ink, walked to the bed lightly, and drew two turtles on Xie Gongbao's face with a pen. After finishing the pen, I didn't feel in a good mood, and shouted softly: "Old turtle, open your thief's eyes and see, am I a man or a woman?"

When she shouted, Xie Gongbao didn't wake up, but woke Xiaoguang up.

The little light protector jumped up, baring his teeth in front of Xie Gongbao.

Then he rubbed his eyes and saw clearly that it was Liu Sanniang, so he relaxed his guard.

Liu Sanniang smiled at Xie Gongbao: "Do you think my painting is good?"

Xiaoguang looked back at Xie Gongbao's face, stirred his two big eyes and giggled, then pointed at himself at Liu Sanniang, and said indistinctly: "Paint, paint." Liu Sanniang sighed happily and said, "You can speak? Who taught you? Well, no, I can't draw you if you can speak, and you didn't offend me." ”

Xiaoguang saw that she refused to paint, and he was so angry that his ears smoked.

When Liu Sanniang saw him being reckless, she was not afraid, and shouted:

"Old turtle, you're not awake yet, he ....... ”

How did she know that Xie Gongbao has always cultivated qi at night and spirituality during the day, when the sky will be bright, Xie Gongbao's natural soul body went out of the body above the clouds, so no matter how she shouted, Xie Gongbao would not wake up. However, just as Liu Sanniang's shout fell, Xiaoguang suddenly came over, snatched the brush, and greeted her face, laughing and drawing.

"You fool, you can't draw, you can't paint!"

Liu Sanniang panicked and drove Xiaoguang away with her hands.

Hikari jumped back on the bed, pointed at her, bent over and laughed.

Liu Sanniang ran to the mirror to take a look, her face was full of ink, and she immediately held her face and blurted out screaming: "Ahhhhh......——!h I'll kill you!" After yelling, she threw herself on the bed, trying to catch Xiaoguang, but she didn't know that Xiao Smooth got out of bed, but she pounced on Xie Gongbao, and then rolled around on the bed with Xie Gongbao in her arms.

At this moment, Zhu Ji and Imperial Privet rushed over when they heard the sound.

They pushed the door and just saw Liu Sanniang pounce on Xie Gongbao.

When she saw Liu Sanniang rolling on the bed with Xie Gongbao in her arms, Zhu Ji couldn't help but snort coldly: "Who should I be so anxious, it turns out to be Miss Houfu." When Liu Sanniang climbed out of bed in a panic, looking at her fierce temper but dressed as a jade girl, her face was greased and powdered and inked, and she didn't hold back for a while, she covered her mouth and laughed out loud: "Sister Liu, you look so good-looking, but it's a pity that it's not the right time to come, Xiaobao's soul body went to heaven at this time, he didn't have this eye blessing." ”

Liu Sanniang wiped her face with her sleeve: "How can I dress up, I ...... I'm leaving. ”

Zhu Ji blocked the door and didn't let it: "It's almost dawn, aren't you afraid to walk on the street and give people a smile." ”

The imperial nuvet also said: "Yes, take a shower, take a shower, change your clothes and leave." ”

Liu Sanniang wanted to stay, but she was afraid of Zhu Ji's jokes, so she pulled the imperial virgin: "Go to your room." ”

When the two of them went to the next room, Zhu Ji walked to the side of the bed and helped Xie Gongbao to sit up, and when he saw two turtles painted on his face, he couldn't help but smile and said: "This is the end of offending women, I won't wipe it with you, let you remember it for a long time." Then he frowned, stared at Xiaoguang, and scolded softly: "You fool, you are covered in ink, are you going to toss me." ”

Saying that, I can't help but take care of it.

immediately instructed his subordinates to carry water into the house and bathe Xiaoguang.

She is like serving her son, rubbing up and down, taking care of everything.

After washing, the sky was bright, Zhu Ji put on a big hat for Xiaoguang, tied his belly, and then led him to the imperial privet's room, and saw that Liu Sanniang had just been washed, wearing the imperial privet's peach-colored gauze skirt, and smeared rouge gouache on her face, and said with a smile: "This dress is like tailor-made for my sister, it looks good." It's a pity that it's just a little more rouge, so why don't you let me help you. ”

"It was the princess who gave it to me, I ...... I'd better wipe it. ”

Liu Sanniang buttoned her clothes and feet, neither sitting nor standing, and wiping her handkerchief.

She never dared to show people in this dress, and she only felt embarrassed at this time.

"Alright, you just sit down. Zhu Ji snatched the handkerchief, sat down with her, and said while smearing it on her face: "You, you sneaked in before dawn this day, why everyone came here knows in their hearts, I have to help you fulfill your wish, otherwise you will come to make trouble every night in the future, and we will not want to sleep well." ”

Imperial Virgin also smiled: "Yes, I know what you came here for." ”

Liu Sanniang swallowed: "I...... I didn't want him to look at me. ”

Zhu Ji said: "Don't admit yourself, no one said that you came to let him see." Okay, stop talking, you can't open your mouth when you're writing eyebrows. Also, you remember, you can't put on too much makeup in the future, you are a beauty embryo, and if you put on too much, you will lose the original beauty, but it is not good. ”

Liu Sanniang raised her head and asked, "Am I really beautiful?"

Zhu Ji said angrily: "Wait until you see it yourself." ”

Xiaoguang gave a thumbs up at this time and kept nodding.

Liu Sanniang's heart blossomed, that pan, finally looked forward to Zhu Ji resting, she leaned in front of the mirror to look left and right, it really deserved the famous technique, a hundred times better than her own makeup, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, she had never been so confident as now: "Sister Miaoyin, thank you." ”

Zhu Ji said: "Don't wait for us to sleep in the future, and make trouble, just thank me." ”

Imperial Privet helped explain: "I ...... just now because Xiaoguang was mischievous." ”

Before he finished speaking, Xiaoguang jumped on the table, crossed his waist and chattered with a disbelievable expression.

He was originally small, with a big pot lid and a big hat, and he was like a meat ball.

When the three of them saw him funny, they couldn't help but laugh in unison.

Laughing, Zhu Ji said: "Let's eat, Xiaobao should also go back." ”

The three of them went downstairs, the wine and food were all served, and they sat down, but waited for Xie Gongbao not to move the chopsticks. Only Xiaoguang took a jar of wine, held a plate of bloody hearts and kicked it aside to eat, he turned around and laughed with bloody teeth while eating, which was extremely terrifying. After a while, the figure on the stairs flickered, and Xie Gongbao walked downstairs: "Who drew two turtles on my face?"